Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

优酷：
    #刷完这条就睡觉#忙碌滴一天工作结束啦，是时候休息一下了！宝宝#黄明昊[超话]#已经钻进被窝在等我了，你们都散了散了吧，我要进被窝和宝宝一起碎觉觉了[doge]最后走的麻烦帮我关下灯谢谢[doge]~ ​
[Brush # # went to bed after the busy drop end of a days work, its time to have a rest! Baby # Huang Minghao [ultra words] # already got into bed waiting for me, you are a loose, Im going to break into the bed and the baby sleep sleep [doge] the last to the trouble to help me close the lamp thank [doge] ~]

冷笑话精选：
    留下一句你想对初恋说的话吧[doge] ​​​​
[A word said to love you feel you want it [the doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
    #夜福利#科幻造型 华人运通Concept A ~ ​
[# # night welfare science model Chinese express the Concept A ~]

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微博搞笑排行榜：
    放不下一个不可能的人，是什么感受 ____________________________________ ​​​
[Not put a impossible person, is what feeling ____________________________________]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【#揭秘五星酒店卫生乱象#：浴巾擦马桶 一次性杯盖从垃圾桶捡回接着用】月日，@花总丢了金箍棒 曝光其在入住的近家五星级酒店拍摄的卫生乱象。涉及酒店包括：
@北京康莱德酒店ConradBeijing @喜来登酒店 @四季酒店_FOURSEASONS @上海浦东文华东方酒店 @上海世茂皇家艾美酒店 ...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 # # reveal five-star hotel hygiene mess bath towel to clean the toilet One-off lid from the trash can pick up back with 】 June , then lost @ flower always great Exposure in the nearly star hotels to stay in health mess. Involved in the hotel including < br > @ Beijing Conrad ConradBeijing @ sheraton hotel @ _FOURSEASONS @ the mandarin Oriental hotel in the pudong new area in Shanghai four seasons hotel royal @ Shanghai shimao Amy hotel... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

优酷：
    #优酷港剧场##是咁的法官阁下# 范律师@黃智賢 和饶律师@關禮傑 真的是实力演绎口嫌体直，嘴上互相讨厌，但是见到对方时候和见到别人的表情都不一样[偷笑] ​
[# # # youku port theater is then judge your # fan @ Ben wong and rao lawyer @ Eddie kwan is really deduce mouth too straight body, mouth hate each other, but when see each other and meet other peoples facial expression is different [laugh]]

知乎：
    什么面条最好吃？「想吃锅里还有」那种👉tEAkUQt ​
[What are the most delicious noodles? 「想吃锅里还有」那种👉tEAkUQt ​]

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新浪汽车：
    #交通万象#【男子坐过站拿灭火器威胁司机[怒]想跳窗跑？被乘客一把拉住！】近日，广西南宁路公交车上，一名男子坐过站后想强行下车。遭拒后，男子猛踹车上的支付机器和刷卡机，并拿灭火器威胁司机。司机停车报警，并和乘客一同将闹事男子制服。目前，该男子因涉嫌寻衅滋事罪被刑事拘留。...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # traffic vientiane 【 man sat station with a fire extinguisher threatening driver ran [anger] want to jumping? Be passengers a pull!] Recently, the guangxi nanning bus, a man sat after standing to forced out of the car. After the rejection, mans fierce kick the car payment machines and this device, and a fire extinguisher threat driver. The driver parking alarm, and will make trouble with passengers man in uniform. At present, the man is being held without bond on suspicion of stir-up-trouble crime. ... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选：
    [good]@酷酷的平MM我妈妈就是我的太阳
[[good] @ cool flat MM my mother is my sun]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

冷笑话精选：
    太美了[心]@天高地阔欲往观之可惜没钱好看的皮囊各有风情
[So beautiful [heart] day @ highland kuo to but a pity to have no money to view a beautiful skins have amorous feelings]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

青年时报：
    【突发！嘉兴桐乡一民房坍塌，七旬大伯被埋在废墟里……】今天点不到，嘉兴桐乡市区梧桐大街南司弄发生民房倒塌事故，一名七旬大伯被困在废墟里。好在消防员及时赶到，成功救出了大伯。点分，微博@桐乡发布 做了情况通报：根据有关部门初步调查分析，房屋倒塌原因系房屋使用人在使用液化石油气时...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 emergency! Tongxiang jiaxing houses collapsed, the septuagenarian uncle is buried in the ruins...... 】 Point less than today, tongxiang jiaxing city phoenix tree avenue south lane houses collapse accident, a septuagenarian uncle was trapped in the ruins. Fortunately, the firemen arrived on time, rescued the uncle. Dotted, weibo @ tongxiang release did briefing according to the relevant departments of the preliminary investigation and analysis, houses collapsed for home users when using liquefied petroleum gas (LPG)... The full text m. eibo]

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卢健生：
    原来武昌街这家老天禄鸭舌，才是正宗的老店。 tzRJrlm ​
[Wuchang street, the original god lu duck tongue, is the authentic old shops. tzRJrlm]

Z CAM, CEO

优酷：
    #优酷蒙面唱将#羽凡老师说的没错，不论在#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#的舞台上还是在平时的日常生活中，做真实的自己才是最重要的，毕竟那一份自在的快乐是其他任何事都无法替代的[给你小心心]
tEAdTJht ​
[# # youku masked sing to feather any teacher said is right, no matter in will guess # # masked to sing on stage or in the usual daily life, be yourself is the most important thing, after all is a happy comfortable any other can replace [give you heart carefully] < br > tEAdTJht]