Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    分析的真棒[心]@herRed这个阅读理解满分@王小喵先森一部好电影值得被剖析
[Analysis of the great [heart] @ herRed out of the reading comprehension @ wang meow, first a good film deserves to be]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪汽车：
    #老司机课堂# 刚刚全款喜提了几十卷鞭炮，必须放个车庆祝下了！[doge]（请勿模仿[允悲]） tELPLYs ​
[Old driver class # # just full pleased to mention the decades of firecrackers, must be put under a car to celebrate! [doge] tELPLYs (please do not imitate [allow sad])]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

努力着奋斗者：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

努力着奋斗者：
    @梦陇酒庄ChateauMonlotA new beginning of Chateau Monlot[心]
[@ dream (Chateau ChateauMonlotA new beginning of Chateau Monlot [heart]]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

猫扑：
    #猫扑晚安#这鱼怎么抓不到啊！！！ tELPOv ​
[# # mop good night cant catch the fish!!!!!! tELPOv]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信：mopxmt

微博星座：
    太幸运了吧！玩过#水逆退散#大作战之
【战斗吧锦鲤】游戏后可保我天小时水逆不侵！并被授予勇敢锦鲤荣誉称号。抗水逆还有Switch游戏机、iPad拿～快去战斗吧少年-> tEtVMPC ​
[So lucky! Played # # water regurgitation back scattered big battle of < br > game fight brocade carp 】 【 insurable hours water regurgitation dont invade my day! And was awarded the honorary title of brocade carp brave. Resistance to water regurgitation and Switch console, it take to go to war young - > tEtVMPC]

微博星座命理官方微博

一块去旅行：
    晚上去时尚圈拜码头
林依轮也来了 小时候听过他现场来着
我们穿得还挺搭 忘记去合影了 有点可惜～ tzAgbx ​
[Night to fashionable circle worship dock < br > Lin yi annulus is here Childhood heard his site did < br > we wear is quite forgot to have the group photo A pity ~ tzAgbx]

以吃喝玩乐为生的仙女✨

顶尖设计：
    love ​
[爱]

职业搬砖，业余设计。

但斌：
    董秘的回复绝了！[哈哈][笑cry] ​
[Chairman secretary back off! [ha ha] [laugh cry]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家：
    #晚安家人#国六排放要来了，你会去买国五排放的车么？ ​
[# # good night family countries emissions is coming, would you go to buy China five emission car? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #深夜大明白#适合初学者们的HIIT训练！不用担心跟不上，快动起来！好身材在等你~ tEJZMkv ​
[# # the night big understand HIIT training for beginners! Dont worry cant keep up with, quick move! Good figure is waiting for you ~ tEJZMkv]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    就是[喵喵]
[Is [meow]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【“戏精”老者碰瓷一小时蹭三辆车得手后一路小跑】近日，上海古美路某小区内惊现一名白发男子存在碰瓷举动。小区监控显示，一名白发苍苍的老伯行走在小区一处通道时，见有车辆靠近，故意往正常行驶的轿车上蹭，然后“触电式”地摔向旁边绿化带，过程堪比戏精上身。看看新闻Knews记者从该小区保安...全文： m.weibo ​
[The essence of play the elders racketeer an hour ceng three cars after trotted 】 recently, Shanghai ancient beauty address inside the village near a white-haired man exists racketeer move. Plot monitoring shows, a white-haired old man walking in the neighborhood when a channel, saw a car near, deliberately to moving on the car, and then next to electric shock to green belts, fine waist process comparable to play. Look at news Knews reporter from the small area public security... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

刘彦斌：
    我不是在这里拍脑袋瞎蒙，你们看盘面呀！根本没有增量资金入场，就是存量博弈！怎么会大涨？ ​
[I am not here take head and randomness, you see the disk! There is no incremental capital to enter, is a memory game! How can rally? ​]

刘彦斌：
    黑五类的大规模炒作基本结束了，大盘重回跌途！下一步是再破点，击穿点，创出新低！ ​
[A massive hype over basic fights, the market heavy back way! Breakdown points, the next step is to break points, hitting a new low! ​]