Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    舔狗是真的很卖力了[笑cry] tELKxUaZ ​
[Lick the dog is really very hard [laugh cry] tELKxUaZ]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

玩转instagram：
    幸福，大概就是，你喜欢粘着的那个人，永远都不嫌你烦。 ​​​​ins：philippa_rice ​​​​
[Happiness, is probably, adhesion of the person you like, never think you boring. Ins philippa_rice]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

优酷：
    #蒙面唱将猜猜猜#林志炫老师其实一出道就算是“蒙面唱将”啦~早期由于家人不支持林志炫老师出道作歌手，于是老师就偷偷签约了唱片公司发片。结果有一天回到家，发现爸爸在听自己的歌，十分惊诧~爸爸还说，这张专辑很好听~看来，优秀的人总是会发光的呢~#优酷蒙面唱将#
tELKMae ​
[# # masked sing will guess terry Lin teacher is a career even masked will sing ~ early because the family does not support terry Lin teacher career as a singer, the teacher then secretly signed the record company was. Came home one day, found that dad was listening to his songs, very surprised ~ dad also said that the album is a nice ~ it seems that good people will always shine? ~ # # youku masked sing will < br > tELKMae]

汽车之家：
    #家人帮家人#@我只是个把你比作月亮的普通人：“我的购车预算在万左右，不超过万，适合刚刚工作的女生开，轿车或者SUV都行，主要诉求是安全、毛病少就行，大家有什么好的推荐么！” ​
[Help my family # @ # family just to send you to the moon of ordinary people about my car budget at all, not more than, is suitable for the girls, just work car or SUV, main appeal is safe, less trouble, you have any good recommend? ​]

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微博汽车：
    #车评精选# 充满了神秘色彩的神农架国家公园，带你一起探秘！
[Review selected # # car full of mysterious colorific shennongjia national park, explore together with you!]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

猫扑：
    【#老人溜进邻居家自杀# 家属状告邻居索赔万：怪你们和他吵架了[思考]】今年月，家住广州的一名老人，大清早趁对门邻居家没锁门，溜进了邻居家里服药自杀身亡！事后家属认为，老人是和邻居吵架后才会想不开，且邻居没及时对老人进行抢救，所以起诉邻居索赔万余元。近日广州市白云区法院审理认为，...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 # # old man slipped into her neighbors suicide family sued neighbor claim wan blame you quarrel with him [thinking]] month this year, an old man who lives in guangzhou, early in the morning to door neighbor didnt lock the door, stole into the neighborhood with medication suicide! Family members think, old man after a quarrel with my neighbor took things too hard, not in time to rescue the old man and the neighbours, so Sue neighbor claim more than yuan. Recently, guangzhou baiyun district court believes that... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信：mopxmt

但斌：
    转：我认为成功的关键在于，既知道如何努力追求很多东西，也知道如何正确地失败。“正确地失败”是指，能够在经历痛苦的失败的过程中吸取重要的教训，从而避免“错误地失败”，即因为失败而被踢出局。——达里奥 ​
[ I think the key to success lies in the fact that already know how to strive for a lot of things, also know how to correctly failure. Failure correctly means, to experience the pain of failure in the process of learn important lessons, to avoid failure, wrongly, that have been kicked out because of the failure. - dario]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

丑女达人：
    这个图太逗了！
[This figure is too funny!]

兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！

新浪新闻客户端：
    【奶奶带岁男孩#翻越护栏横穿马路被撞飞#】月日，浙江磐安，省道磐缙线新渥街道宅口村停靠站附近，一位奶奶带着孙子翻越护栏，横穿马路，孩子被一辆过路的轿车撞飞！而前方就是近在咫尺的人行横道线！目前孩子暂无生命危险，正在接受治疗，案件还在进一步调查中。 tELKVZg ​
[The grandma with old boy # thrown over fence crossing the road # 】 month day, zhejiang panan, provincial highway rock cabled curtilage the village near the stop line new w street, a grandma with grandson crossing guardrails, crossing the road, children were a passing car crashed fly! The pedestrian crossing is close at hand in front of the line! Now temporarily not life-threatening, kids are treated, the case is still under further investigation. tELKVZg]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

卢健生：
    回复@来去之间播不播得了，对明星来说属于不可抗力，明星一般不会负责。@来去之间回复@卢健生但是拍完了播不了的损失呢@来去之间国外一般怎么通过合同约束合作的明星不能在合作期间违法啊？
[Not replayed reply @ come and go between, belong to the force majeure for star, star will not responsible for. @ come and go between reply @ kinson loo but not filmed on the loss of the @ and foreign general how through the contract constraint cooperation between stars cant illegal during the cooperation?]

Z CAM, CEO

丑女达人：
    霸气了[赞]
[The swagger [who]]

兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！

新浪汽车：
    恭喜@kingbaby 等名用户获得【新浪汽车锦鲤抱枕】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tELKeDp
[Congratulations to @ kingbaby users so as to obtain the sina car brocade carp pillow 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tELKeDp]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

新浪汽车：
    #洛杉矶车展# 【款马自达官图发布】全新一代马自达官图发布，新车在外观上高度保持了此前发布的“魁”概念车的设计理念，中控部分也进行了全新的设计。这个颜值你满意吗？[笑而不语] ​
[# # the Los Angeles auto show the new Mazda officer map publish 】 a whole new generation Mazda official released figure, new car in appearance highly maintained the previously issued chief concept car design concept, central part and the new design. Are you satisfied with the level of appearance? [smiling without a word]]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

新浪汽车：
    恭喜@恒殒 名用户获得【新浪汽车汽车锦鲤大奖】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tELKFd
[Congratulations @ constant plunge users get [brocade carp sina car cars]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tELKFd]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。