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冷笑话精选：
    马住@一个酷酷的我丶没事去看看！
[Horses live @ a cool me, nothing to see!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【旬老人寿辰杀猪庆贺 被濒死的猪踢进沸水锅烫伤】湖北省罗田县老人杨河柳在自己岁寿辰当日，专程请人杀猪庆贺。屠夫烧好了一锅开水，割开了猪脚，正准备给猪用打气筒充气（方便之后用开水烫再剃毛），猪突然四脚乱踢，将灶台旁的老人踢进了开水锅中。老人烫伤面积达%以上，目前正在县医院接受治...全文： m.weibo ​
[The ten-day old birthday kill pig to celebrate Be dying pig kicked into the boiling water pot scald 】 Yang Heliu luotian county of hubei province old man in his own birthday that day, made a special trip please kill pig to celebrate. Butcher to burn a pot of boiling water, cut the pig feet, is preparing to give a pig with a bicycle pump inflatable (convenient after blanching and shaving), pig suddenly four feet kick, kick hearth beside the old man went into the boiling water pot. Old scald area of % above, is currently in county hospital cure... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博汽车：
    【#新郎为躲婚闹遭遇车祸#，全身裸露沾满被恶搞留下的墨汁】月日，贵州遵义，婚礼上新郎被亲友们恶搞，为躲避婚闹他跑上高速准备抄近路回家，不料被后方来车撞倒。新郎全身赤裸躺在地上，全身沾满了恶搞留下的墨汁。目前，新郎正在医院接受治疗。tELtgNdF ​
[【 # # the groom to avoid marriage make a car accident, naked with ink left by a spoof 】 month day, guizhou zunyi, the groom at the wedding by relatives and friends joke, to avoid marriage he ran on the ready to take a shortcut home, only to be rear to knocked down. The groom naked lying on the ground, covered in the mess left by ink. At present, the groom is in the hospital for treatment. tELtgNdF]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

微博搞笑排行榜：
    流口水了！（¯﹃¯）
[Mouth water! (¯ ﹃ ¯)]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

新浪汽车：
    #选车我很行# 聊聊购车试驾环节的“三个”事项，很多人都忽略啦[思考]
[Chat line Im # # choose car car driving link three, [thinking] a lot of people ignored?]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑：
    雾霾笼罩，我们在杭州南京北京的仙境相遇，各自带着某宝上面的防霾装备，潇洒打一个招呼，然后背过身去，笑成斤的胖子。 ​
[Fog shrouded, we meet in Beijing, hangzhou, nanjings wonderland, each with a treasure to the haze equipment above, natural and unrestrained a greeting, then turn my back, laughing as catties fat man. ​]

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青年时报：
    #致敬中国军人#【泪目！他抬起残缺右臂 敬礼！[心]】月日，岁的杜富国在中越边境排雷时，突遇爆炸，他用身体挡住战友，自己却失去双手双眼。月日，南部战区陆军云南扫雷大队在病房内为杜富国颁授一等功奖章和证书，杜富国缓缓抬起断臂，敬了一个特殊的军礼！英雄，向你致敬！[心] ...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # salute Chinese soldiers 【 tears eyes! He took up the broken arm Salute! [heart]] month day, demining Du Fuguo in china-vietnam border, at the age of sudden explosion, his body between comrades, his eyes lost her hands. Month day and war zone in the south mine of yunnan army brigade in ward for Du Fuguo awarded merit citation MEDALS and certificates, Du Fuguo slowly raised his arm, with a special military-like salute! Hero, salute to you! [heart]... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #男子酒后打死毁坟者#【父母坟墓屡次被挖 男子酒后用木棍将毁坟者打死】第一次，第二次，第三次……第二次马留成挖坟时，还睡在徐义明母亲的棺材上。父母坟第三次被毁时，岁的徐义明酒后持木棒打死了岁的毁坟者马留成，随后他被民警带走，目前检方以涉嫌故意伤害罪提起公诉。tELiTp ​
[# # drunk man killed destroy those grave 【 parents tomb has been dug Man drunk with a wooden stick will destroy grave who killed 】 first, the second, third... The second Ma Liucheng dug grave, also sleep in Xu Yiming mothers coffin. Parents grave for the third time was destroyed, killed Xu Yiming drunk with sticks, at the age of destroyed Ma Liucheng grave, then he was taken away by police, the prosecutors on suspicion of intentional injury. tELiTp]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

玩转instagram：
    带上心爱的宠物去旅行[爱你] inskuma.goro ​​​​
[Travel to bring a beloved pet love you [] inskuma. Goro]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

汽车之家：
    #家家汽车文化##家家百科#在行车过程中使用手机是一种很危险的行为，如何避免这种危险呢？本期《家家百科》就给你介绍关于汽车手机互联映射的那些事儿。 tELiYyLs ​
[# # # # every auto culture every wikipedia in the process of driving the use of mobile phones is a very dangerous behavior, how to avoid this risk? This period the house will introduce to you about auto mobile Internet maps of those things. tELiYyLs]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑：
    【携程亲子园虐童案宣判：名被告人因犯虐待被看护人罪被判刑】今天下午点，上海携程亲子园虐童案在上海市长宁区人民法院一审宣判。八名被告人均因犯虐待被看护人罪被判处刑罚，刑期从一年到一年半不等。（央视新闻）tRljhvyt ​
[【 ctrip qinzi field abuse sentence defendants because of abuse by caregivers sin was sentenced 】 this afternoon, Shanghai ctrip qinzi field abuse in Shanghai changning district peoples court of first instance verdict. Eight of the defendant was sentenced to a punishment for abuse by caregivers sin, sentences ranging from one year to a year and a half. TRljhvyt (CCTV news)]

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edc陳冠希：
    分享图片 ​
[Share photos]

International nomad

微博汽车：
    #大v聊车# E-PACE个性动感，QL精致实用，XT豪华运动，这下怎么选，你知道了吧？
[Talk about car # # big v E - PACE dynamic personality, QL delicate and practical, XT luxury sport, this is how to choose, you know?]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

青年时报：
    【公交车司机被踹，停车报警却被乘客指责耽误时间[摊手]】日下午，浙江台州路桥发生了一起殴打公交车司机事件。被打司机是重庆人，因听不懂一位乘客的临海方言，跟乘客说别影响他开车，乘客破口大骂，朝正在行驶的司机身上踹了一脚。司机忍痛靠边停车，却被全车乘客指责耽误大家时间，只有一个十多岁...全文： m.weibo ​
[The bus driver was chuai, parking alarm was accused passengers delay time [stand hand]], in the afternoon, zhejiang taizhou luqiao bus driver beating incident happened. Was the driver is the chongqing people, because did not understand a passenger linhai dialects, say dont affect his driving with passengers, passengers, swearing, to kick the running drivers. Involving the driver to pull over, but be whole vehicle passengers accused delay you time, only a dozen years old... The full text m. eibo]

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小米MIX：
    说出来，你是使用____的Super MI[爱你]
[Say it out, you is a Super MI love you [] the use of ____]

在未知的大门前，愿我们都是好奇的孩子。小米MIX，去探索。