小浪同学爱吐槽:
【#大妈不付钱还抢方向盘#:偶尔一次没事】杭州六旬妇女米某乘坐公交车没有出示市民卡又不肯付钱,被司机提醒后,米某竟这样说↓↓坐过站后,她又要求司机立即停车,被拒后她一把抓过方向盘猛拽↓司机靠边停车后报警,警方对米某进行了这样的处罚↓↓tELwkyZv
[[# # dont pay Boyle also grab the steering wheel occasionally a fine 】 women hangzhou m a bus did not show the card and refuse to pay, is the driver to remind, the m a unexpectedly say left left to sit down after standing down, she immediately asked the driver to stop, was rejected after she grabbed the steering wheel yank left after the driver to pull over the police, the police such punishment for m a left left tELwkyZv]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【听央视段子手朱广权如何诠释“一丝不苟”[嘻嘻]】“有一个词叫一丝不苟,说的就是没有一丝绳链拴着,就不能遛狗,而且要紧紧抓牢,爱不释手”……为了号召大家文明养宠,朱广权也是拼了:“你若拴好,便是晴天;你若拴不好,就会跑偏,爱恨就在一瞬间!”遛狗拴绳,你能做到!tELZRBx
[[listen to CCTV Zhu Guangquan jokes hand how to interpret meticulous [xi xi]] there is a word called meticulously, say is not tied a rope chain, will not be able to walk the dog, and want to hold tightly, fondle admiringly... Raising pets, to call you civilization Zhu Guangquan also spell if you well, is sunny; If you are tied to bad, you will run partial, love and hate in an instant! Walk the dog leashes, you can do it! tELZRBx]
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努力着奋斗者:
“有一瓶可以消除悲伤的‘水’,你要不要喝...
[Have a bottle of water, that can eliminate sorrow do you want to drink... ]
凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航
冷笑话精选:
@治愈系心理学[微笑]@大风刮呀刮是日漫,叫冰菓
[[smiles] @ @ healing psychology winds blow is diffuse, called ice Guo]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
冷笑话精选:
马了在家练
[The horse the practice at home]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
猫扑:
【觉得儿子玩耍中吃亏 男子掐脖将对方岁男孩按到后疯狂挥拳[怒]】日,深圳岁男孩小月月被一名男子掐住脖子强行按倒下跪,之后遭到了疯狂殴打。据了解,小月月和男子的儿子在玩沙,因儿子被撒了把沙,男子觉得吃了亏便暴打小月月出气。目前男子已被处行拘天。tELvMXiB
[【 think son play in a disadvantage Man pinched neck, the other boy on the crazy after the fist [anger]], shenzhen old boy xiao yueyue was strangled by a pair of a man to kneel down, alleged to have been beaten by a crazy after. It is reported that xiao yueyue and playing with sand, the son of man, because the son be threw the sand, men think ate kui was beaten xiao yueyue. The man was arrested days. tELvMXiB]
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汽车之家:
#夜福利# 【更具豪华的“小星脉”,路虎揽胜极光】
[Welfare # # night the more luxurious the vein of little star, range rover aurora 】]
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微博搞笑排行榜:
不喜欢花时间社交的人,是怎样的心理状态 ________________________________
[People dont like to take the time to social, is what kind of psychological state ________________________________]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
冷笑话精选:
一句话证明自己是单身[doge]
[In a word prove they are single [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
新浪新闻客户端:
#枕边时刻#什么时候发现自己不是小孩了?tEnmId
[# # pillow moment when I found myself not child? tEnmId]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽:
[二哈]
[[two ha]]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
新浪汽车:
#出行生活##交通万象#【没卡进不了小区 路虎女司机狂扇保安耳光[费解]】月日,网友爆料,黑龙江哈尔滨某小区门口,一名路虎女司机没有小区内蓝牙卡进不了小区,于是门卫保安拿出本子让她登记,结果遭到该女子猛扇耳光,追打保安人员。tELA
[# # # # vientiane traffic travel life 【 no card into the village Land rover women drivers crazy fan [difficult]], security box on the ear, netizen has, heilongjiang Harbin area doorway, a land rover female driver without the bluetooth card into the village in the district, so the guard the security guard with notebook to her registration, the result was the womens fierce slapped, chases after security guards. tELA]
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优酷:
#完美的餐厅# 是什么让菊姐@王菊 花容失色?万万没想到,一颗小小的鸡蛋难倒了hold住全场的主厨菊!tELhywBt
[What is # # perfect restaurant let chrysanthemum sister @ Wang Ju turn pale? Never expected, a little egg hold up full chef chrysanthemum! tELhywBt]
新浪新闻客户端:
【王思聪的同学抽到了阿斯顿马丁!中奖者:我要把这个车送给王校长[doge]】iG夺冠庆功宴,王思聪开出终极大奖:一辆iG定制队员签名版阿斯顿马丁!王校长还称,“一开始觉得这个车很便宜,但定制下来要万”。而这位大奖得主是王思聪的大学同学,结果他的同学说:“要把这个车送给校长,当作他岁的...全文: m.weibo
[【 sicong students drew an aston Martin! Winners I want to send the car to the king the President [doge]] iG victory celebration dinner, sicong leave the ultimate prize a iG custom players signed copy aston Martin! The king, the headmaster said, a began to feel the car is very cheap, but custom to wan. And the winner is sicong university classmate, result his classmate said to send the car to the principal, as his age... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【养不起? 公厕内发现一被弃女婴 嫌疑人竟是孩子亲生母亲】#女婴被亲生母亲抛弃#近日晚上,唐山曹妃甸公安接警称,兴海名都广场三楼A区女厕所内发现一名新生女婴。警方赶到后将女婴迅速送往医院,经诊断,孩子身体健康。经过调查,警方于案发天后将犯罪嫌疑人冯某抓获。经查,冯某当日下午在滦南县的...全文: m.weibo
[【 couldnt afford to? A abandoned baby girl was found public toilets Suspect was child mother] # # girl abandoned by mother in the evening recently, caofeidian, said police called xinghai names square on the third floor area A female toilet found in A newborn baby girl. After the police arrived at the girl quickly taken to the hospital, the diagnosis, child health. After investigation, the police will in the days of the crime suspects Feng Mou captured. Via checking, Feng Mou afternoon in luannan... The full text m. eibo]
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