2018年11月24日星期六

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优酷:
    #完美的餐厅# 是什么让菊姐@王菊 花容失色?万万没想到,一颗小小的鸡蛋难倒了hold住全场的主厨菊!tELhywBt ​
[What is # # perfect restaurant let chrysanthemum sister @ Wang Ju turn pale? Never expected, a little egg hold up full chef chrysanthemum! tELhywBt]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【王思聪的同学抽到了阿斯顿马丁!中奖者:我要把这个车送给王校长[doge]】iG夺冠庆功宴,王思聪开出终极大奖:一辆iG定制队员签名版阿斯顿马丁!王校长还称,“一开始觉得这个车很便宜,但定制下来要万”。而这位大奖得主是王思聪的大学同学,结果他的同学说:“要把这个车送给校长,当作他岁的...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 sicong students drew an aston Martin! Winners I want to send the car to the king the President [doge]] iG victory celebration dinner, sicong leave the ultimate prize a iG custom players signed copy aston Martin! The king, the headmaster said, a began to feel the car is very cheap, but custom to wan. And the winner is sicong university classmate, result his classmate said to send the car to the principal, as his age... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

微博搞笑排行榜:
    新来的朋友,加一下我微信。有分配沙雕网友!!🙋🙋‍♂️ 内容周更,没广告,活好不粘人 !👉复制公众號​ gaoxiao ​ ​​​
[The new friends, add my WeChat. Netizens have allocated sand!!!!! 🙋🙋‍♂️ 内容周更,没广告,活好不粘人 ! 👉复制公众号​ gaoxiao ​ ​​​]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

微博搞笑排行榜:
    预告今晚分互动题目:“不喜欢花时间社交的人,是怎样的心理状态”。(本条预告分钟后删除) ​​​​
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic people dont like to spend social time, what is the psychological state. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【养不起? 公厕内发现一被弃女婴 嫌疑人竟是孩子亲生母亲】#女婴被亲生母亲抛弃#近日晚上,唐山曹妃甸公安接警称,兴海名都广场三楼A区女厕所内发现一名新生女婴。警方赶到后将女婴迅速送往医院,经诊断,孩子身体健康。经过调查,警方于案发天后将犯罪嫌疑人冯某抓获。经查,冯某当日下午在滦南县的...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 couldnt afford to? A abandoned baby girl was found public toilets Suspect was child mother] # # girl abandoned by mother in the evening recently, caofeidian, said police called xinghai names square on the third floor area A female toilet found in A newborn baby girl. After the police arrived at the girl quickly taken to the hospital, the diagnosis, child health. After investigation, the police will in the days of the crime suspects Feng Mou captured. Via checking, Feng Mou afternoon in luannan... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#李诞疑出轨#?激吻网红视频流出 当事双方回应】月日,有网友在社交平台曝出一段视频,疑似李诞在望京某酒吧与一名女子亲吻,举止十分亲密↓↓爆料者还肯定该女子不是李诞老婆黑尾酱↓随后视频中女子发微博澄清↓而李诞则转发该女子微博回应↓↓tELwpnQM ​
[【 # # lee Christmas suspected cheating? Kisses web celebrity video flow The parties response] month day, some netizens revealed the social platform for a period of video, suspected lee Christmas kiss a bar with a woman in wangjing, behave very close left left our source also certainly is not the woman born wife li black-tailed sauce left then women in the video tweeting clarify left forward while lee Christmas weibo response left left tELwpnQM down the woman]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

天猫:
    火遍欧美时尚圈的ins网红Noonoouri正式成为天猫旗下奢品专享平台Luxury Pavilion的虚拟偶像。上班打卡第一天就收到了某大牌邀请去东京看大秀,是哪个品牌?看图就知道啦[笑而不语]跟随她的旅程,开始吧[喵喵] ​
[Fire all over the European and American fashion ins web celebrity Noonoouri became Tmall its Luxury exclusive platform key- Luxury Pavilion virtual idol. Clock received an offer from a big shop sign on the first day go to Tokyo to see big xiu, is which brand? Look at the picture just know [smiling without a word] followed her journey, beginmeow meow]

天猫,阿里巴巴集团旗下网站,亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 :tmall 【客服电话】

但斌:
    韩国瑜发表当选感言,超越蓝、绿,感谢所有人,包括竞争对手和曾打击他的人!胸怀宽广,祝贺! ​
[Published Han Guoyu presidency, beyond blue, green, thanks to all people, including competitors and had hit him! Broad heart, congratulations! ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    那么你是哪一种呢? ​
[So you are which kind of? ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    国民党大胜!人民生活水平的提升和保持是基础,谁有可能做到,谁就能得到拥护! ​
[The KMT victory! Improve and maintain is the foundation of peoples living standard, who is likely to do it, who can get support! ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    【疑似李诞出轨?工作人员否认】月日,有网友晒视频爆料@李诞 和某女子在酒吧搂抱亲吻,还肯定该女子不是李诞老婆黑尾酱,该网友还称奇葩说辩手臧鸿飞也在酒吧现场。新浪娱乐独家求证李诞工作人员,对方承认视频中人是李诞,但称李诞只是在讲话,表示将发声明澄清,还直指爆料者“炒作、想上热搜”...全文: m.weibo ​
[[suspected derailed lee Christmas? Staff denied] month day, some netizens bask in video fact @ lee Christmas kiss cuddle at a bar with a woman, also certainly is not the woman born wife li black-tailed sauce, the net friend said said the exotic debater ZangHongFei also at the scene of the bar. Sina entertainment exclusive verification lee Christmas staff, the other party admit video go-between is lee Christmas, but said lee Christmas just in speech, said it would send a statement to clarify, also at source hype, want to go out... The full text m. eibo]

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金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我是以前经常提问关于学妹的那个小伙。我现在已经百分百的恢复了自我,保持了平和。和她的关系也恢复了正常建议。月份我过生日她还给我发了红包。前两天给她发信息随便问候一下她没回过两天微信找我了,就是截图的内容。我给她建意能坚持就坚持下,毕竟学生面临高考最好别耽误学生。...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend Im used to ask questions about the junior guy. I am now hundred restored self, keep the peace. The relation between her and also returned to normal. In my birthday, she gave me a red envelope. Send information to her two days ago a casual greeting WeChat two days she didnt come back looking for me, is the content of the screenshot. I gave her a build meaning can keep insistence, students facing the university entrance exam, after all, dont delay the best students. ... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈蠢猫合集[喵喵] tELwxLgC ​
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha stupid cat collection meow tELwxLgC]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂# 离合器没反应?那可跟我没关系啊,因为我压根都没碰过离合器[二哈] tELwMlfe ​
[Old driver class # # clutch didnt respond? Thats fine with me, because I havent touched the clutch at two ha tELwMlfe]

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汽车之家:
    #家家新闻# #大众汽车# 【巨额投资 大众电动化战略进展如何?】是继续靠燃油车盈利,还是放弃眼前主动拥抱新能源,对于传统车企来说,是一道难题。作为全球最大的汽车集团之一,大众却坚定、决绝的押注了新能源。根据战略规划,大众正在一步步向称霸全球电动车市场进军,时隔战略发布已有两年,大众的...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # # # vw every news 【 huge hows the progress of the investing public electrification strategy? Continue to rely on fuel car profit, or present active embrace new energy, for the traditional car companies, is a difficult problem. As one of the worlds largest automotive group, the public is resolute, decisive bets on the new energy. According to the strategic planning, the public, step by step, is to dominate the global electric vehicle market strategy released for two years, the public... The full text m. eibo]

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