微博搞笑排行榜:
今晚开奖[给你小心心] →_→@榜姐和榜猪从转发里抽位,送块。谢谢大家的喜爱![给你小心心]
[The lottery tonight] [give you a careful heart > _ > @ elder sister and a list of smoke from the forwarding a list of pigs, block. Thank you for your love! [give you a careful heart]]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
知乎:
#机构号在知乎# @悦跑圈 :怎样锻炼跑步的核心力量?👉tELYE
[# # # institutions in zhihu @ yue run laps how to exercise the core of running power? 👉tELYE ]
发现更大的世界
汽车之家:
#停车打卡[超话]# 早上好,在本条微博评论中告诉大家,你开的是什么车,如果有相同的,就和他互粉吧。[太开心][太开心]
[# # stop clock words [over] a good morning, tell everyone in the weibo comment on this article, what is the car you drive, if there is the same, each other when fans with him. [quite happy] [quite happy]]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪新闻客户端:
【本年度最励志健身视频】连猫都这么拼命... [喵喵]
[This year the most inspirational fitness video 】 【 even the cat so hard... [meow]]
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猫扑:
#猫扑早安# 你等着,等我长大了这片都给你拆了![二哈] tELHsHv
[# # mop good morning waiting for you, when I grow up this all down to you! [two ha] tELHsHv]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【小学生迷路后野外生存天夜:怕遇坏人,不敢求助[跪了]】#你啥看法#四川仪陇县,两名小学生瞒着家人一起外出钓鱼,没想到却在野外迷了路,一连过了天夜,才被当地派出所民警找到。两人靠摘果子和烤红薯充饥,睡草丛里,称怕引来坏人,没有向人求助,上演现实版的荒野求生。tELPtAjm
[【 pupil lost survival day after night afraid of meet a bad man, cant help] [kneeling] # # what you think of those days in sichuan province, two pupils, whilst out fishing, keep the family didnt have got lost in the wild, after a day night in a row, was found to local police station polices. Two people lived on picking fruit and roast sweet potato, sleeping grass, said afraid cause the bad guys, not to ask for help, been reality version of the wilderness survival. tELPtAjm]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端:
【又收到那个“神秘人”的捐款[心]“顺其自然”第次捐款累计超千万】日,宁波慈善总会再次收到署名“然其”的张汇款单,合计万元。捐款署名在“顺其自然”几个字里排列组合,使用不存在的地址……年起,每年月下旬或月初,总有一份特别的爱如约而至。年来,TA累计捐款已达万元。...全文: m.weibo
[【 again receive the mysterious person donation let it be the first time [heart] money accumulated super do 】, ningbo charity federation to receive signed but that money order, amounted to ten thousand yuan. Donations signed permutation and combination, in the words let it be use no address... Year, a year late or early, there is always a special and to love. Over the years, TA donation has amounted to ten thousand yuan. ... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【姑娘去理发店剪个刘海,结果被弄成“麻子脸”[衰]】杭州上班的小唐花元在一家美容美发店办了一张VIP体验卡,本来只是想去剪个刘海,没想到禁不住工作人员的游说,就做了面部清洁。最后付了元,却被粉刺针挑成了“麻子脸”,店长却说发炎属于正常现象。目前小唐一直请假在家,提出的赔偿条件老板...全文: m.weibo
[The girl went to the barber shop to cut a bang, the result is get into pockmarked face [failure]] little hothouse flower yuan in hangzhou work experience to a beauty parlor for a VIP card, originally just want to cut a bang, thought that he couldnt help the staff of lobbying, facial cleaning is done. Finally pay yuan, but is pockmarked face by acne needle, but the manager said inflammation belongs to the normal phenomenon. Little tang always leave home at present, and put forward compensation condition of the boss... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
微博位置:
祈福平安!
[Blessing of peace!]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
小浪同学爱吐槽:
#又现霸座#【女子飞机上霸座大骂被占座者:“你拍视频你就是猪”】月日,赵先生乘坐飞机从北京到深圳,座位被一名女子霸占。女子称自己晕机,要坐在窗边。赵先生拍下视频,霸座女子大骂“你拍视频你就是猪”“你不删掉视频我就不走”。乘务长称再不让座就报警,女子最终让出座位。...全文: m.weibo
[# # and now the seat on the [bully woman plane bridge to lambaste occupied you make video you are pig] month day, Mr. Zhao to take the plane from Beijing to shenzhen, seat is annexed by a woman. The woman said her airsick, to sit by the window. Zhao shoot video, bully a woman cursed you shoot video you are pig you dont delete the video I wont go. Dont let the police chief said, the woman finally give up your seat. ... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
但斌:
转:那年今日
关于友情、生活、理想 巴金说
①没有人因多活几年而变老,人老只是由于抛弃了理想;②爱真理,忠实地生活,这是至上的生活态度;③我会始终记住:青春是美丽的东西;④钱就跟雪一样,积起来慢,化起来快,靠得住的是理想同信仰。今天,文坛巨匠巴金先生诞辰周年。重读名言,共勉!
[ < br > today that year about friendship, life, ideal ba jin said < br > () no one due to live more than a few years age, old people just due to abandon the ideal; () love truth, faithful life, this is the first life attitude; . Ill always remember youth is a beautiful thing; () the money just like snow, product up slowly and turn up fast, reliable is ideal and faith. Today, literary giant Mr Ba jins birth anniversary. Re-read the words, ! ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车:
#明星与车# #王思聪同学抽到阿斯顿马丁# 我想我可能是缺这么一个同学[二哈] tELSOgD
[# # # stars and car sicong students to draw an aston Martin # I think I may be a lack of such a classmate tELSOgD [two ha]]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端:
【#女子遭家暴被判不予离婚# 法官:要给双方冷静期】月日,董芳因不堪忍受丈夫家暴,向成都法院提交离婚二审上诉书。去年月,董芳与丈夫产生争执,被施以暴行。事后,她如愿申请到法院的人身安全保护令,该事件成为年来的成都反家暴典型案例。后来她提出离婚诉讼,经次庭审,法院判决不离婚...全文: m.weibo
[The domestic abuse was found guilty of not divorce # # woman by the judge to give both sides a cooling-off period 】, February nd Dong Fang because of unbearable husband, domestic violence, divorce court second trialto chengdu. Last month, Dong Fang an argument with her husband, was in atrocities. Afterwards, she wish to apply for a court to personal safety protection, the event for the years of chengdu home typical cases. Later she filed for divorce proceedings, the second trial, the court judgment not divorce... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
ZAKER:
【一汽夏利宣布:出售一汽丰田所有股权】 本次股权转让完成后,公司将不再持有天津一汽丰田股权。目前该项目已基本完成审计和评估工作。 tELXPQF
[【 faw xiali announced sell faw Toyota all stake 】 the equity transfer is completed, the company will no longer hold the tianjin faw Toyota stock. The project has been basically completed the audit and evaluation work. tELXPQF]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
南方都市报:
#南都直播#【深圳南山半马开跑 男神吴尊也来现场打call】日,号称深圳“颜值+科技”双高的南山半程马拉松赛事开跑。赛事线路整体呈T字形,与英文Technology的首字母契合,沿途串联很多科技地标性建筑。影视明星吴尊担任形象大使,并亲临开幕仪式,为各位跑手打call! tELiQqd .
[# # SMW live [shenzhen nanshan half horse to run Male god wu zun also to the scene to play call 】, so-called appearance level + technology in shenzhen play nanshan half marathon event runs. Event line T glyph on the whole, Technology and English initials conjunction, series many landmarks of science and Technology. Movie star wu zun as image ambassador, and on the opening ceremony, run to you hand to call! TELiQqd.]
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