2018年11月28日星期三

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猫扑:
    半夜吃瓜[吃瓜][吃瓜]
[In the middle of the night to eat the melon [eat the melon] [eat the melon]]

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丑女达人:
    好美
[Good beauty]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

蔡依林:
    分享我的故事 tELaYjjU ​
[Share my story tELaYjjU]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    “永不妥协就是拒绝命运的安排,直到它回心转意,拿出我能接受的东西来。”——王小波 ​
[Never compromise is refused to fate, until it come to their senses, take out what I can do to. - wang]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷:
    #易烊千玺燚’s成人礼# 少年十八,意气风发。祝贺李司丞@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 生辰快乐!成人礼后,恭候#长安十二时辰# 李泌谋定长安局! ​
[# Jackson 燚 adults # s young , high-spirited. Congratulations to Li Sicheng @ TFBOYS - Jackson Happy birthday! After the adult ceremony, expecting # # changan Chen Li Bi pitch changan bureau! ​]

天猫:
    #易烊千玺燚’s成人礼# 从“理想生活”中的元气少年,到“十年坚持”的舞台王者。从岁的“易燃”到岁的“烟火璀璨”。祝天猫代言人@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 岁快乐,未来可期! #易烊千玺十八岁成年亦乘风# ​
[# Jackson 燚 adults # s from ideal life vigour of youth, the ten years adhere to the king of stage. From the age of flammable to fireworks bright. Wish Tmall spokesperson @ TFBOYS - happy Jackson years old, it should be a future! # Jackson adult also ride # ]

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新浪汽车:
    #萌宠与车#【主人重病昏迷被救护车接走 狗狗一路追到医院[心]】日晚,四川一女子脑出血昏迷,被救护车载向医院。医生发现,病人的狗狗竟也跟着救护车一路跑到了医院!而且病人检查完送到病房后,这只狗狗仍在医院门诊大厅里久久不愿离去。暖心啊![心]这...是不是传说中别人家的狗?...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # of familiar with car 【 host serious illness coma by ambulance away The dog chased the night to go to the hospital [heart]], a woman in sichuan cerebral hemorrhage coma, by ambulance to the hospital. The doctor found that the patients dog was also followed the ambulance ran all the way to the hospital! And a patient after checking the sent to the ward, the dog dog is still in the hospital outpatient service hall for a long time unwilling to leave. Warm heart! [heart]... Legend of other peoples house dog? ... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安#好像有哪里不对劲[费解] tELaalH ​
[Whats wrong with # # mop evening there seems to be a [difficult] tELaalH]

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新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【太吓人!下车不拉手刹!车辆连撞多车,致人死亡[蜡烛]】月日,四川泸州兆和路附近,一辆白色SUV连撞车,导致电瓶车驾驶员熊某死亡。经调查,SUV驾驶员姚某停车离开车后,车辆滑行至兆和路,在车辆发生事故的过程中,车内呈无人驾驶状态!tEUGIN ​​​
[# # weibo communication radio [off too scary! Dont shake handshandle brake! Vehicle collision car, more deadly [candle]] month, sichuan luzhou trillion and near the road, a white SUV car crashes, storage battery driver Xiong Mou deaths. After investigation, SUV drivers yao one after leaving the car parking vehicles glide to signs and road, in the process of traffic accident, the car went into a state of unmanned! tEUGIN]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

南方都市报:
    【男孩贪玩爬火车身体被卡 一路从浙江卡到了上海】日前,南翔铁路段货运列车的工作人员在巡视时,发现一男孩被卡在车体与车内存储容器附属的梯子中间,胸腔处被挤压,呼吸困难、说不出话,情况危急。由于无法脱身,男孩一路随车来到南翔。所幸消防队员到场后通过破拆,将男孩救出。目前铁路公安已经将...全文: m.weibo ​
[The naughty boy climbed the train body was stuck 】 a few days ago, from zhejiang card all the way to Shanghai nanxiang railway freight train staff on patrol, found a boy was stuck in the middle of the car body and interior storage containers affiliated ladder, chest place will be squeezed, difficulty breathing, speechless, in critical condition. Unable to get out, the boy all the way to the accessory in nanxiang. Fortunately, the firemen showed up after by forcible entry, to reach the boy. The current railway public security has... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选:
    好好听[米奇比心]@修禅静心悟道真好听啊@耿耿冬询呀百听不厌的一首歌🙈
[好好听[米奇比心]@修禅静心悟道真好听啊@耿耿冬询呀百听不厌的一首歌🙈]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人#本届洛杉矶车展,你最期待哪款车? ​
[# # good night family the Los Angeles auto show, which car you most looking forward to? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪新闻客户端:
    #深夜大明白#【个提臀的动作打造“完美”臀部】女生腿粗可能一时半会瘦不下来,但是完全可以利用上升的臀线制造大长腿的特效啊!这就是为什么女生一定要练臀、提臀的道理。每个动作遍,没有弹力带也可以做~你敢转给她么​tEADRd​
[# # the night big understand 【 action to build a perfect hip carry buttock 】 girls legs thick may not thin down, for a but can use up the buttocks manufacture completely big long legs of the special effects! Thats why the girl must practice the hip, buttock. Every action, no elastic belt can also do ~ you dare to yao tEADRd to her]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #深夜大明白#【练一次就相当于连续跑步分钟,分钟HIIT减脂操】高强度有氧间歇运动,无需器械,做完一套可以消耗超过两顿饭的热量!每天跟着视频锻炼-分钟,马力全开,消耗全身脂肪!tELbabLt ​
[# # the night big understand 【 once is equivalent to a continuous running practice, minutes HIIT reduced fat fuck 】 high-intensity intermittent motion having oxygen, without equipment, finish the calories of a can consume more than two meal! - minutes of exercise every day with video, firing, consume the body fat! tELbabLt]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【无业小伙为“供养”女友:每月卖血次,在网吧疯狂偷手机[惊讶]】#你啥看法#山东齐河县的张某在网吧偷盗手机被民警抓获。民警调查发现,张某今年五月开始,每天就去血浆站“卖血”,一次元。据民警介绍,张某有多次前科,偷手机卖的钱和献血补贴的钱供恋爱花销。tELcxKjw ​
[The jobless man as feed girlfriend sell blood times a month, in the net cafe crazy stealing mobile phones [surprised]] # # what you think of the shandong qihe zhang stealing police arrested one of the mobile phone in the Internet cafe. Police investigation found that zhang began in May this year, every day go to plasma stand blood, a yuan. According to police, zhang mou with multiple record, stealing mobile phones sold money and donating blood subsidy spending money for love. tELcxKjw]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

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