冷笑话精选:
我发誓绝不脱单,除非是和你[doge]
[I swear Ill never take off a single, unless it is and you [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
微博汽车:
【#香港旅游大巴与的士相撞# ,已致死余伤[蜡烛]】月日凌晨,香港青衣长青公路发生严重车祸,导致人死亡多人受伤。凌晨约点,一旅游巴士与一出租车相撞。据港媒,巴士从后撞上出租车,失控撞向分隔石墩,再向前冲近百米才停下。两车损毁严重,出租车被撞成废铁。目前,警方正调查车祸原因。...全文: m.weibo
[【 # # Hong Kong tour bus and taxi collided, killed more than hurt [candle]] month day early morning, Hong Kong tsing yi cheung tsing highway, a serious car accident led to the deaths of people were injured. At some point, a tourist bus collided with a taxi. According to the Hong Kong media, bus hit from the taxi, out of control into the stone of the space, then forward hundred meters to stop. The car badly damaged, taxi knocked into scrap metal. At present, the police are investigating a car accident. ... The full text m. eibo]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
刘彦斌:
大盘在买盘极度萎缩的情况下,奋力拼搏,以红盘报收!这主要得益于上证的卖力表现!上证这些老演员本来都是高血压患者,这么表演,非常容易造成脑出血,成为植物人!哎,我真是担心!
[The market in the case of buying extremely atrophy, striving, closed to New Year quotation! This is mainly thanks to the Shanghais hard! Shanghai are all these old actor had high blood pressure patients, so performance, very easy to cause bleeding in the brain, become a vegetable! Ah, I really worry about! ]
但斌:
发表了博文《年月日》但斌:财富的价值是做更多有意义的事编辑│东方港湾但斌四川海惠助贫服务中心理事长深圳东方港湾投资管理股份有限公司董事长随着改革开放和实行市场经济,中国出现了一个新的社tELEYSwf
[Published a blog post (date) (month) (year) but bin the value of wealth is to do more meaningful things to edit │ eastern bay but bin hai hui sichuan high art-type service center director of shenzhen eastern bay investment management co., LTD., chairman of the reform and opening-up and market economy, China tELEYSwf the emergence of a new club]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
汽车之家:
#家家选车导购##爱驰U#【三屏式液晶仪表双电池方案 实拍爱驰U】昨晚,爱驰汽车首款纯电动SUV车型:爱驰U正式亮相。作为该品牌基于MAS架构打造的首款车型,这款量产车未来将主打中型电动SUV领域,正式上市时间或在年下半年。下面我们就先来看看它的静态表现和技术亮点。tELEYaze
[Guide # every car # # love chi U# [three screen type liquid crystal instrument double battery solutions Make love chi U 】 last night, chi car first pure electric SUV models U at love. As the brand to build the first car model based on MAS architecture, the production car in the future will be the main medium electric SUV, officially listed on time or in the second half of the year. Lets first take a look at its static performance and technology. tELEYaze]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车:
#洛杉矶车展#【日产新款楼兰正式亮相 外观内饰细节升级】在洛杉矶车展上,日产汽车发布了新款楼兰。楼兰的产品力和优惠力度都还不错,为什么在路上见的不多呢?
[# # the Los Angeles auto show the new nissan loulan formal appearance Appearance of interior details to upgrade 】 in the Los Angeles auto show, released the new nissan loulan. Loulan products and breaks are not bad, why didnt see on the way? ]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端:
【女孩取名ABCDE在登机时被嘲 母亲怒上媒体控告】五岁的Abcde Redford发音为“ab-city”,机场登机口的工作人员在查完她的登机牌后,便开始取笑她的女儿,甚至在Facebook上发布了Abcde登机牌的照片。经投诉,西南航空发布致歉声明。tELQXFB
[The girl named ABCDE cynically referred when boarding Mother angry on media accused 】 five-year-old Abcde Dr. Redford pronounced ab - city, the check-in staff after check her boarding pass, began to make fun of her daughter, even took the Abcde passes photos on Facebook. After complaints, southwest apology statement. tELQXFB]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【校长回应三年级才开数学课:先培养理解能力再学抽象思维】近日,湖北赤壁一小学三年级才上数学课引关注。该校校长回应,此举一方面在于集中培养一二年级学生的语文能力;另一方面,也使学生能用三年级一个学期科学掌握小学前三年大部分数学知识。专家表示,从整体优化角度调整教学,值得鼓励。...全文: m.weibo
[[the principal response grade three began to math class first to develop understanding ability to learn abstract thinking] recently, the hubei chibi a third grade to have math. Principal response, which on the one hand, is to focus on training second grade students language ability; Also make the students in grade three, on the other hand, a semester science master most in my first three years of primary school mathematics knowledge. , experts say, adjust the teaching, from the perspective of whole optimization is worth encouraging. ... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
优酷:
恭喜@逍遥公子乐无奇 等名用户获得【夸克笔记本】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tELElIkM
[Congratulations @ peripateticism childe joy and white users so as to obtain the quark notebook 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform Supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tELElIkM]
优酷:
恭喜@李家懒猫的微博_izy 等名用户获得【签名T恤】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tELEWTcP
[Congratulations to @ the lees lazy cats weibo _izy users so as to obtain the signature T-shirt 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform Supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tELEWTcP]
汽车之家:
我们都期待中国汽车品牌越来越好呢~~[憧憬][憧憬]
[We are looking forward to the Chinese car brand is more and more good ~ ~ [hope] [hope]]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷:
#恋爱请回答# 不同时间,不同空间,爱情的主题永远不变 #我的保姆手册# #电视剧原来你还在这里# #电视剧东宫# #电视剧知否知否应是绿肥红瘦# #青囊传# #民国少年侦探社# 用他们的故事告诉我们,什么是爱情最好的样子,优酷美好恋爱剧场,甜爱打包,敬请期待!
[Please answer # # love different time, different space, the theme of love forever. # # # my nanny manual series originally you still here east # # # # TV series drama know no know whether the red should languish and the # # # # green sac # juvenile detective agency of the republic of China with their story tell us, what is the best way love, youku beautiful love theatre, sweet love packaging, please look! ]
新浪新闻客户端:
【瓜子二手车“遥遥领先”违反广告法 被罚万】瓜子二手车所属的金瓜子科技发展(北京)有限公司,在广告宣传中使用“创办一年、成交量就已遥遥领先”的广告语缺乏事实依据,与实际情况不符,违反了《中华人民共和国广告法》相关规定。tELEKnw
[【 melon seeds used cars lead in violation of the advertisement law penalty than 】 melon seeds used cars gold melon seeds the development of science and technology (Beijing) co., LTD., used in advertising founded a year, the volume has been far ahead the slogan of unsubstantiated, do not tally with the actual situation, in violation of the law of the Peoples Republic of China advertisement law relevant provision. tELEKnw]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【超级锦鲤!!!飞机失事、车祸坠崖…他次死里逃生,还独中彩票万】要说今年最火的一个词,那非“锦鲤”莫属了!今天故事的主人公,就是一个拥有锦鲤体质的大爷。这位大爷叫Frane Selak,又名——死神带不走的男人,今年岁的他,履历感受一下↓↓tELEOuC
[【 super brocade carp!!!!!! Plane crash, a car accident a cliff... he near-miss, also scored a lottery ticket than 】 this year the most popular one word to say, it must belong to koi! Today, the protagonist of the story, is the big ye with a koi physique. Montagnier called Frane Selak, aka - death with men who do not go, he at the age of this year, resume feel left left tELEOuC]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
微博汽车:
【小伙扶起路边摔倒老人,为证清白请路人拍下全过程:没人敢扶】月日,黑龙江哈尔滨,一位岁左右老太买酱油途中不慎摔倒,酱油洒一地,过路小伙误以为是老太吐血,上前搀扶老太,小伙怕被讹,让路人在旁拍下视频作证。由于老人行动不便,小伙将老人一路送回家中。tELTfxNY
[【 guy pick up the side of the road down the old man, for the innocent passers-by, please take a picture of the whole process, no one dared to help 】 month day, Harbin, heilongjiang province around the age of a woman to buy soy sauce fell on the way, sauce, passing small mistake is vomiting blood, granny to help old man afraid of being correct, taken out of the way people in the video. Because the elderly disabled, guy will be the old man all the way back to home. tELTfxNY]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
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