配音完美！[哈哈]@今天真是开心 很实用了，旁白什么鬼哈哈哈
[Dubbing is perfect! (ha ha) @ today is really happy to be very practical, narrator ghost ha ha ha]
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#新车情报局# 【全新福睿斯配置曝光 预计第四季度上市】近日，我们获悉了长安福特全新福睿斯的部分配置信息。新车将搭载.T和.L两款发动机，匹配速自动变速箱和新型速手动变速箱。配置方面，新车将配备LED日间行车灯、多样式轮圈、进气格栅主动关闭、紧急制动辅助等多项配置，并将于四季度上市。
[# # new cia [f farce, configuration, exposure is expected in the fourth quarter, new listed 】 recently, we learned that the changan ford f farce, part of the new configuration information. With the new car will pick up. T. L two engines, matching speed automatic transmission and the new speed manual gearbox. Configuration, the new car will be equipped with LED daytime running lights, variety rims, intake grille active closed, emergency brake assist configuration, and will be available in the fourth quarter. ]
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【王岳伦发声明否认酒店风波：我最爱的人是李湘】月日，有媒体曝出王岳伦被拍到曾与一女子酒店共度三小时，王岳伦回应称是朋友女友。日媒体再爆料，拍到了王岳伦与该“朋友女友”当街搂抱。王岳伦微博发声，称媒体通过偷拍借位、歪曲事实、胡编乱造、散布谣言>>tEvHDpZ
[【 yuelun wang send denial of hotel storm my favorite person is li xiang, February nd media revealed yuelun wang was photographed with a womens hotel for three hours, yuelun wang responded are friends girlfriend. Media report again, captured yuelun wang with the friend girlfriend cuddle this street. Yuelun wang weibo, according to media through candid borrow, distorted the facts, making this up, spreading rumors > > tEvHDpZ]
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【冬菇花絮社】#冬菇睡前故事##凉生，我们可不可以不忧伤# 凉生真的是片场的开心果，不仅方言说得溜，还是一个酷爱玩儿抱抱游戏的幼稚园儿童[嘻嘻][嘻嘻]快来排排坐跟阿不一起听凉生@馬天宇 讲他第一次来上海的小故事tEvqpfk
[# mushroom mushroom trivia club 】 【 bedtime story # # is cool, we can not sad # cool life really is a set of pistachios, dialect not only slip, or a fond of the kindergarten children play hug games [xi xi] [xi xi] come and blouses sit to not listen to cool born @ ma tianyu is telling his story tEvqpfk first came to Shanghai]
【#.亿扩建景区游客稀少#：#门票元无人问津#[并不简单]】十一长假，全国各地景区人满为患，但河南伊川县A景区二程文化园却游客稀少。二程文化园是花了.个亿建成的，国庆期间门票仅元。但游客却认为，这里不是历史遗迹，扩建来没意义。你怎么看？tEhWAK
[[#. Million expansion scenic tourist scarce # # # ticket yuan neglected [] are not simple 】 national holiday, all over the country scenic spots crowded, but henan yichuan resort cheng cultural park is A few. Cheng cultural park is spent. $built, tickets only yuan during the National Day. But visitors think it is, there is not a historical sites, expanding to meaningless. What do you think? tEhWAK]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
【库克用Apple Watch交通卡刷上海轮渡：不过，#库克是不是刷错了#[doge]】刚才，库克用自己的Apple Watch交通卡亲自体验了一把上海轮渡，连刷了几次都没有成功[doge]，并且，明明是行人，却刷了自行车的通道[二哈]
[【 cook with Apple Watch Shanghai ferry transportation card brush however, brush is wrong # # cook [doge]] just now, cook with his own Apple Watch transportation card personally experience a Shanghai ferry, even the brush a few times without success [doge], and it is the pedestrian, but brush of bicycle lanes ,]
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据幼儿园园长介绍，该老师刚生下二胎宝宝。这名家长频频向老师提出让孩子当值日生的要求，不堪其扰才“拉黑”。而这名家长认为“自己发信息并不是骚扰人家，我的客户深夜也同样会发信息给我，我不觉得有什么问题，因为这是我的工作。同样的，我深夜发信息给刘老师，这是与她进行沟通。”（现代快报）
[According to the kindergarten, the teacher just gave birth to two babies. The parents have asked the teacher let the children when the attendant asked, was the only one block. And the parents believe that their hair information isnt harassment, my customers are also in the middle of the night will send message to me, I dont think there are any problems, because this is my job. Also, I send information to liu, in the middle of the night which is to communicate with her. (modern express)]
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【#充电中手机自动订总统套房# ？当事人：曾自动在酒店页面查看房型，两次录屏被关掉 】 近日，网曝充电中的苹果手机自动订总统套房，当事人杨女士称：“手机在充电时，屏幕开始乱跳，它曾在携程的酒店页面上下翻页，查看房型，之后微信出现支付页面，指纹支付的框也弹出。”之后杨女士记录屏幕乱跳过...全文： m.weibo
[The presidential suite # # charging mobile phone automatically in order? the parties have automatic page to check the room at the hotel, two record the screen to be turned off 】 recently, net exposure to charge the iphone automatically booked presidential suite, the parties to ms Yang said the mobile phone during charging, the screen started jumping, it had on ctrip hotel page scroll, check the room, after WeChat payment page, fingerprint payment also the pop-up box. After ms Yang record screen disorderly jump... The full text m. eibo]
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#家人来找“茬”# 亲爱的家人们，游戏时间到，快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜出它是哪款车吗？最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚点转发本微博公布。
[To look for the crop # # family dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess what it is fastest car? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be announced this late forwarding this weibo. ]
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【#达州地面塌陷吞噬人#，一对夫妻遇难：天前刚办完婚礼[伤心]】月日，四川达州。城区汽车南站旁人行道路面突然塌陷，名路人瞬间掉落。目前其中人已被搜救人员找到，遗憾抢救无效死亡，系夫妻关系，天前刚办完婚礼。另人系父子关系，目前尚未找到，搜救仍在进行。tEvUl
[【 # # surface collapse of dazhou devour people, a pair of husband and wife were killed [sad]] days from the first wedding date, sichuan dazhou. South of the city car others carriageway pavement suddenly collapse, instantly dropped a passenger. Now that man has been searchers found, regret died, is a relationship, just days ago through with the wedding. The other people of parent-child relationships, at present has not yet found, the search continues. tEvUl]
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【熊孩子把米长的扶梯当滑梯，家长边录像边夸：真厉害[费解]】近日，重庆三名男童在某商场一写明“维修暂停使用”的米长扶梯上，把扶手当成滑梯，连续多次速降，并做出危险动作，看得旁人胆战心惊。但家长却不以为意，在扶梯底端录像，并夸孩子真很厉害。梨视频tEhmyaFf
[【 bear children when slide the meter long escalator parents video boast true severe [difficult]] recently, chongqing three boys in a market a repair stop using meters long escalator, the armrest as a slide, continuous downhill for many times, and make a dangerous action, to see other people tremble with fear. But parents is able to shrug off, at the bottom of the escalator end video, and praises the child really is very severe. Pear video tEhmyaFf]
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鹰科猛禽走路的姿势看上去总是屌屌的。 （via@炭烤猪头）
[The posture of the accipitridae birds always look good dream. (via @ charcoal roasted pig)]
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【汤姆·哈迪主演的《毒液》内地过审！ 中字海报曝光】由美国哥伦比亚影片公司和漫威影业、腾讯影业联合出品的漫威超级英雄电影《毒液：致命守护者》自月日起全球上映，翘首以盼的中国影迷也等到好消息，#毒液 内地过审#了！而内地定档月日的消息，官方还未正式宣布>>tEvSOVI
[【 Tom hardy poison starring mainland careful! The word posters exposure 】 by the Columbia pictures and pictures, tencent pictures, joint production of a diffuse wei superhero movie fatal poison guardian global since the date of release, eagerly anticipated to Chinese fans also wait for the good news, # # venom mainland too careful! And set the file message of February nd, mainland official has not yet officially announced the > > tEvSOVI]
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#家家汽车文化#实拍 名爵HS 款 T 自动两驱Trophy荷尔蒙超燃版~ tEvAE
[# # every car culture make mg HS model T automatic two flooding Trophy hormone super burning ~ tEvAE version]
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#交通万象# 【女子同时交俩男友 俩男友带刀开车抢人】日，福建泉州，一SUV紧追一奥迪车，交警设卡拦截后，SUV突然超车阻碍奥迪前行，奥迪往车外扔出一把刀。经查，两车竟在抢“女友”。交警称，女子是重庆人，在泉州和重庆交往两个男友，矛盾发生后，重庆男友在她非自愿的情况下将她带上车引发此事。...全文： m.weibo
[# # traffic vientiane 【 woman to have two boyfriends at the same time two boyfriend will drive them with the sword 】, quanzhou, fujian province, a SUV chases a audis, traffic police set up checked posts after interception, SUV suddenly overtaking hinder the audi, audi to throw out outside a knife. After check, the car was found in his girlfriend. Traffic police, said the woman is in chongqing, chongqing in quanzhou and exchanges between the two boyfriend, after the occurrence of contradictions, chongqings boyfriend is her involuntary cases brought her get on the bus caused it. ... The full text m. eibo]
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