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微博搞笑排行榜：
    总有一天会拥有柴柴的[doge]@JIANG木JI马鸭太可爱了叭@姜桃子kk真可爱@展颜大侠：这到底是真狗还是假的玩具？[doge]
[One day it will have wood wood wooddoge @ JIANG JI ma ducks too cute cute beep @ ginger peach kk @ crack a warrior what is the true dog toys or fake? [doge]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【这家人#把骗子当“取款机”# 故意给骗子银行卡 截胡赃款】湖北武汉刘某一家人都将自己办的银行卡卖给骗子，并在办卡时捆绑第三方提醒，当骗子实施诈骗得手后，他们会收到进账短信，然后将银行卡挂失冻结，再通过柜台把钱取出。就这样刘某一家多次拦截诈骗赃款，曾一次进账万。tEzRLKD ​
[【 the family # give liar liar when ATM # deliberately card cut money 】 hu hubei wuhan ryu family to sell of the bank card to cheat, and bound to a third party when handling card reminds, when a liar fraud after implementation, they will receive make SMS, then put the bank card report the loss of frozen, then take out the money by the counter. So ryu a intercept fraud money many times, once made. tEzRLKD]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

优酷：
     秒优酷为你打call[笑而不语]@天猫国际秒天猫国际为你打call@淘宝 秒淘宝为你打call[坏笑]
[Seconds youku to play for you call [smiling without a word] @ day cat international second day international call @ taobao seconds taobao for you to play for you call [laugh]]

巴曙松：
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金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

巴曙松：
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金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

优酷：
    两强相遇，谁能先拔头筹？CBA揭幕战辽宁vs山东，天后，极清呈现！#上优酷看CBA# ​
[Meet the cauldron, who can lead? Liaoning vs shandong CBA opener, days later, very clear present! Youku watch CBA# #]

微博位置：
    #值得去# 出发西樵山，生活波澜不惊，总有人在路上！[带着微博去旅行] 图片来源：-Misoy，徐思雨......#佛山·西樵山[地点]# tzQGzwE ​
[# # to set out beautifully, lived quietly, someone on the road! [with weibo to travel] image - Misoy Xu Siyu... # # foshan, beautifully [place] tzQGzwE]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

汽车之家：
    #Pick新谈资# #家家汽车文化# 本周的谈资阵容有点强大，性能车、跑车、赛车悉数到场，而且还有新能源领域的重磅产品。关于这些热门新车的一手谈资，我们看看汽车之家编辑们怎么聊~[坏笑] tEzaQvU ​
[New conversation # # # Pick every car culture # conversation squad this week is a bit strong, performance car, sports car, the car all came, and there are big in the field of new energy products. About these hot new skill to talk about, how we look at the cars home editors to chat ~ [laugh] tEzaQvU]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    转需@王雪兒_Snowbabymark@睿睿cheryl：我在屈臣氏看到过～@炼乳Mayoi喜欢染头的本秃真实心动了@-黑川-想试试！
[Turn to @ Wang Xueer _Snowbabymark @ farce farce Cheryl Ive seen in watsons ~ @ condensed milk Mayoi like to dye the bald real move at the end of the @ - black sichuan - want to try!]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑：
    【黑龙江一在押人员逃脱 #律师否认协助在押人员逃脱#】日，一份“大庆看守所在押人员刘文忠在律师杨马强帮助下逃脱”的协查通报引发关注。下午，当事律师杨马强表示，身份被冒充。此外，黑龙江省公安厅相关负责人证实，在押人员刘文忠确实已从看守所逃脱，是否有人协助逃跑需进一步核实。...全文： m.weibo ​
[The heilongjiang a detainees escaped # # lawyer denied help prisoners escape 】, a daqing jail detainees wen-chung liu with lawyer Yang wilmop help escape circular caused concern. Afternoon, the party lawyer Yang wilmop said, identity is pretending to be. In addition, the relevant person in charge of heilongjiang province public security department confirmed that detainees have wen-chung liu really escaped from jail, whether someone help escape need further verification. ... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【“因醋生情”！女生点#外卖备注加醋老板送一瓶#】年月日，一妹子点外卖备注加很多醋，结果老板直接送了一瓶未开封的醋，还附了一页说明给妹子。妹子收到后感到很惊讶，表示如果老板是单身小哥哥，想撩他。网友：“因醋生情”。tEzaThYu ​
[【 because of vinegar raw! the girl point # delivery note add vinegar boss sent a bottle of # 】 (date) (month) (year), a sister point delivery note to add a lot of vinegar, result the boss directly sent a unopened bottle of vinegar, also attached a page explains to his sister. Surprised after you receive the sister said, if the boss is a single small brother want to pulled him. Net friend because of vinegar was born. tEzaThYu]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

天猫：
    天猫拾光之旅双发布会全网首发！全片以一位少年的视角，穿越回年历经了天猫双十年的精彩历程，同时植入了多个双历史小彩蛋，展现天猫过去十年为消费者开启通向理想生活之门的历程。十年的奇幻冒险结束，少年回到。精彩，才刚刚开始！#双来了#tEzas ​
[Day cat journey to pick up light double conference so start! Film in the perspective of a young boy, back to year after Tmall double ten years of excellent course, at the same time into the small eggs, more than double history show Tmall over the past decade for consumers to open the door to the ideal life. A decade of fantasy adventure, teenager back. Wonderful, has just begun! # # tEzas double comes]

天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】

优酷：
    “无证”驾驶飞机在空中表演特技，最终坠机，竟受美国年轻人追捧？优酷君是搞不懂美国人的浪漫主义了，还是听听@高晓松 在本期#晓说#中的讲述吧~#喂饱你饥渴的灵魂#
tEzaYK ​
[Without a license stunt flying a plane in the air, eventually crash, young is the United States? Youku is you dont understand the American romanticism, or listen to @ gao in this period of # # xiao said about ~ # # to feed your hungry soul < br > tEzaYK]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #美食时刻# 快炒家常菜，爆炒才是最痛快的！大火热油，快速翻炒，这样做出来的菜口感特别好，也特别香！美味妙不可挡！ [馋嘴] ​​​​
[Saute the home cooking, # # food moments is the most happy for a while! Heat oil, stir-fry quickly, so make food taste very good, also special sweet! Delicious wonderful unstoppable! [available]]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

汽车之家：
    #家家新闻# 官宣：月日时：号汽油上调.元升！
汽油每吨上调元，柴油每吨均上调元！
号汽油每升上调.元！
号汽油每升上调.元！
号柴油每升上调.元！
油箱吃紧的小伙伴抓紧去加油站吧！ ​
[# # every press officer xuan day gasoline rises. Yuan rise! < br > gasoline to raise yuan per ton, diesel have raised yuan per ton. < br > number per liter gasoline rises. Yuan! < br > number per liter gasoline rises. Yuan! < br > diesel per liter rise. Yuan! < br > tight tank junior partner to go to a gas station! ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。