微博搞笑排行榜：
未成年人问一个问题，成年人来回答一下 _________________________________
[Minors to ask a question, adults to answer the _________________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小野妹子学吐槽：
转发这个十元里美，十月十全十美[小仙女]
[Forward this ten yuan in the United States, October perfection [fairies]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
周立波：
唐爽！这就是你口中要陷害你的胡洁女士吗？你一月二十日从警局出来，就住去了鄢军家，七十二小时后的一月二十四日你就戴着针眼，背负着使命来到我家偷录！而你的胡洁阿姨却还戴着围兜烧了一桌丰盛的晚餐给你。这也是你在我们家的最后的一次晚餐。你即是录像的实施者，你又是录像的主导者。我现在给你正
[Tang Shuang! This is your mouth to frame your Hu Jie lady? You came out from the police station on January , lived to the YanJun home, seventy-two hours after January , you are wearing eye of a needle, carries the mission came to my tripp! But your aunt Hu Jie still wearing a bib to burn a table big dinner for you. This is your last dinner in our family. You is the implementer of the video, you are a leader of the video. I now is for you]
做一个不欺骗自己的好人
小S：
史上走路最慢的秀～Thom Browne,讓身為生物學家的我很心急！
[In the history of the slowest walkers show ~ Thom Browne, as a biologist, I was very impatient! ]
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思想聚焦：
有哪些很有韵味又不俗气、适合做个签的短句？
[What is so charm and not tacky, is fit to be a sign of the phrase? ]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
最神奇的视频：
家有客人，这样摆盘，瞬间高大上。 tEhvHGcd
[Home have a guest, such plate, instant tall. tEhvHGcd]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，
人民日报：
【夜读：不抱怨，你就赢了】没有谁的日子永远一帆风顺，失败和挫折也是人生必经的路程。宁可咬牙去努力奋斗，也别总想着依附别人。遇到难过的事情，不如扬起微笑为自己加油打气。眼下的生活如果有一点难，保持好的心态，路总能走得顺畅一些。与其抱怨，不如改变。 tEhvjLFw
[Night dont complain, you win 】 no one day never plain sailing, failures and setbacks and lifes journey. Better to vow to strive, dont always want to others. Encounter sad thing, not raise a smile cheer for yourself. Todays life if there is a little hard, keep good state of mind, road can go smoothly. Instead of complaining about, than change. tEhvjLFw]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
草莓牛奶味的Haru：
【中字】#新西游记# <现实朋友的反应(Feat. MINO & P.O)> 我笑昏迷哈哈哈哈哈啊哈哈哈哈 tEhvQGI
[New journey to the west in the word # # # < real friends reaction (Feat. Austin & P.O) > I smile ha ha ha ha ha mew ahaha ha ha tEhvQGI coma]
喜爱世上一切美好事物 不混饭圈 只沉迷于权正烈
池子池子大池子：
好久沒發帥照了
[I havent sent the handsome photos]
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思想聚焦：
看小S的节目真的太容易哭了。她身上的那种真实，总能触动我心里最柔软的地方。
今天看她的新综艺《奇遇人生》，她和阿雅去非洲的大象孤儿院，饲养员跟她们讲，因为盗猎，这里的小象失去了妈妈。小S问饲养员，你觉得他们会记得妈妈被杀害了吗？饲养员说，会，它们刚被送到这里的晚上都会做噩梦，尖叫。
[Watching little S really too easy to cry. Her of that kind of true, always can touch my heart the most soft place. < br > < br > today to see her new variety the adventure of life, she and her friendship to African elephant orphanage, the breeder told them, because of poaching, the elephant here lost his mother. Asked the little S keeper, what do you think theyll remember mother was killed? The breeder, said, they have just been to the night here will have nightmares, screaming. ]
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铁馆教练：
深夜了 替我们这些微博上的老不死发发声 tEhvHlJp
[Late at night for us these microblog dead hair tEhvHlJp audible]
美式疆普Muscle男
小娱乐家：
人民日报《中国有我》易烊千玺cut：每个人，每一点努力，都会成就更好的中国[加油]满满的正能量！ tEhvjIo
[Peoples Daily have me in China Jackson cut everyone, every bit of effort, will all be better achievement of the Chinese [oil] full of positive energy! tEhvjIo]
明星娱乐，综艺影视宣传……合作QQ。
Daghe：
美人自有办法
[Beauty has its own way]
头像是被姥姥抱着 👀 business@gangsida
休闲璐：
去年还是前年曾经收到了一个私信说，闺蜜什么都好，就是喜欢在自己男朋友前给自己以前的事揭短。她以前打过胎，也告诉男朋友了，男朋友没介意，但是闺蜜非常喜欢在自己男朋友面前将此事旧事重提，一边讲一边眼泪汪汪的说“我姐妹以前一直被男的甩，你是第一个真心对她好的人，只有你对她不是玩玩就走人
[Once received a direct messages said last year or the year before last, girlfriends what all good, just like before your boyfriend ago problems for yourself. She played before, also told her boyfriend, boyfriend doesnt mind, but girlfriends like will it happening in front of her boyfriend, in tears as he told said my sister has been before the man, you are the first person to really good to her, only you not to play for her to leave]
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