冷笑话精选:
[跪了]@绻川Karyu 我羡慕了 什么时候给我分配这样的[跪了]@宅男宅女集中营 年纪大了看见这些真是太甜了@你喜欢甜豆还是奶豆 “宝贝 听我说”呜哇啊啊啊啊啊啊太甜了叭[泪]需要天赐男朋友[泪]恳请首页品一品,我哭了@LIZI薰 这是什么甜的要死的恋爱啊!!
[] [kneeling @ curl sichuan Karyu I envy when give I assign such] [kneeling @ otaku dont go out for a long time of older women concentration camps see these was too sweet @ you like sweet bean milk or bean baby listen to me, whoa sigh agghh too sweet beep [tears] [] of tears I need divine boyfriend home taste, I cried @ LIZI embalm What is this sweet to die in love!!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
新浪新闻客户端:
【逃犯给朋友做伴郎婚礼现场被带走 新郎新娘懵了】近日在南京,一位被列为网上在逃的男子因朋友结婚去做伴郎,结果在婚礼现场被请进派出所。经查,男子胡某岁,辽宁人,年月因醉驾肇事逃逸被辽宁警方列为网上在逃人员。民警还发现男子精神恍惚,尿检后发现其有吸毒史。目前,胡某已由南京警方移...全文: m.weibo
[The escaped prisoner is carried away to friends do best man wedding the bride and groom meng 】 recently in nanjing, a man that is listed as the Internet at large to do the best man for friends wedding, the result is please into the police station at the scene of the wedding. As, man Hu Mou, liaoning, monthly for drunk driving hit-and-run online at large listed by the liaoning police personnel. Police also found a man spirit trance, urine and found its illicit drugs. At present, the Hu Mou was transferred by nanjing police... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家:
还是旁边坐个人靠谱[允悲]
[Still sitting on individual [allow sad]]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
猫扑:
【年!强奸自己刚出生天女儿的美国男子终于被判刑】年,美国得州男子帕特里西奥在吸食冰毒后强奸了自己刚出生天的女儿。帕特里西奥的犯罪行为导致他的女儿身受处骨折和其他创伤。上周三,现年岁的帕特里西奥被判处性侵岁以下儿童和故意伤害儿童等五项罪名,服刑年。地方检察官办公...全文: m.weibo
[【 years! Day rape their newborn daughter of American man finally sentenced 】 in Texas man Patricia theo after meth, raped his newborn daughter of the day. Patricia theo criminal behavior led to his daughter had fractures and other injuries. On Wednesday, Patricia theo was sentenced to sexual assault at the age of children under the age of child and intentional injury five charges, such as serving a year. The district attorney office... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选:
哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死@kerrll哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我他妈@奣猫:图片评论 tEkhl
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha laugh die @ kerrll ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I his mama @ 奣 cat comment tEkhl picture]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
汽车之家:
#你不知道的保时捷# 各种精彩剧照,你最中意哪一款?
[Porsche # # you dont know all sorts of wonderful stills, which is your favorite series?]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
平安北京:
#致敬公安英雄# 【雪峰,你放心】“时代楷模”杨雪峰同志先进事迹报告会日在北京人民大会堂举行。杨雪峰同志的妻子黄雅莉:雪峰,你放心,你未尽的心愿我会替你完成,照顾好父母,教育好儿子。 tEkPmn
[Public security hero # # salute model xuefeng, you rest assured 】 【 comrade xue-feng Yang advanced deeds report day was held in Beijing great hall of the people. Comrade xue-feng Yang wife ya-li huang xuefeng, you rest assured, you wish I can do for you, not take good care of parents, education good son. tEkPmn]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【问题疫苗赔偿方案:对死者一次性赔偿万人】中国保险监督管理委员会网站日通报《长春长生公司狂犬病问题疫苗赔偿实施方案》并发布公告。方案指出,造成一般残疾的,一次性赔偿万元人;造成重度残疾或瘫痪的,一次性赔偿万元人;导致死亡的,一次性赔偿万元人>>tEzPybt
[The vaccine and compensation scheme one-time compensation to the deceased ten thousand 】 the China insurance regulatory commission web site said Saturday the changchun longevity rabies vaccine and compensate the implementation plan and publish a public announcement. Scheme, points out that the cause of general disability, one-time compensation of ten thousand yuan; Cause severe disability or paralysis, one-time compensation of ten thousand yuan; The leading causes of death, one-time compensation of ten thousand yuan people > > tEzPybt]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
南方都市报:
揭秘!抠脚大汉冒充美女与多人网恋骗钱,借助的就是这台设备!
[Revelation! Pick my foot big fellow as beauty and the net to cheat money, with the aid of is this equipment!]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
南方都市报:
买菜车当校车!惠州“黑校车”东莞被查,核载人塞个孩子!
[Shopping car when the school bus! Huizhou black school bus is checked, dongguan nuclear manned plug a child!]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
一只不会说话的蘑菇:
真正不想失去的东西 才要远远避开
[Really dont want to lose To keep aloof]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
去KTV只能默默躲在角落
[We can only hide in the corner quietly go to KTV]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
一只不会说话的蘑菇:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
巴曙松:
资料整理:月份互联网金融平台融资统计
[Financial financing platform statistics data compilation in the Internet]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
新浪新闻客户端:
【重罚!长春长生被处罚没款亿元】国家药监局和吉林省食药监局日分别对长春长生公司作出多项行政处罚。其中,吉林省食药监局做出吊销其《药品生产许可证》;没收违法生产的疫苗、违法所得.亿元,处违法生产、销售货值金额三倍罚款.亿元,罚没款共计亿元等处罚>>tEzPAfJI
[Changchun, the heavy fines! Immortality was put to FaMeiKuan one hundred million yuan 】 the state food and drug administration and jilin province food drug administration respectively to changchun longevity company made a number of administrative penalty. Among them, the jilin province food drug administration to revoke the pharmaceutical production license; Production of vaccine, the illegal income confiscated. One hundred million yuan, three times the illegal production, sale value fine. One hundred million yuan, FaMeiKuan totaling one hundred million yuan punishment > > tEzPAfJI]
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