Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    拯救动物亦是拯救人类！@暮色等不到老去的堪培拉每一个生命都是平等的，动物也一样!
[Save animals also is to save humanity! @ the evening before the old go to Canberra each life is equal, it is the same with animals.]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

angelababy：
    认证郭鑫年的情话实力很ok 看你怎么写我和你的程序[耶]#创业时代##电视剧创业时代#
[Certification Guo Xin sweet nothings in power is ok to see how you write your program and I [and] # # the pioneering era # # TV era]

一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱：abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail

猫扑：
    #猫扑夜话# 外出吃饭，你最爱点的一道硬菜是哪道？[思考] ​
[# # mop the dorm dining out, which is your favorite point of a hard dish? [thinking]]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    【男子屡次在出租屋强奸继女长达一年多 案发后逃逸】月日，漯河市公安局交通管理支队驾驶人管理大队民警在为孙某办理业务时发现其神色慌张，经查发现孙某为在逃人员！其案底令人发指！年至年期间，孙某对未成年继女杨某多次采用暴力的方式实施强奸>>tEIxVAT ​
[【 man repeatedly in about the rape stepdaughter for more than a year after the crime escape 】 month day, luohe city public security bureau traffic management team driver management brigade police refers to the sun in the business, it found that the look of panic, as personnel found that sun was on the loose! The profiling outrageous! Years to years, sun mou to juvenile stepdaughter Yang repeatedly with the method of violent rape > > tEIxVAT]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

微博搞笑排行榜：
    预告今晚分互动题目：“你不爱交际，是因为什么原因”。（本条预告分钟后删除） ​
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic you dont love communication, because of the reason why. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

新浪汽车：
    #车迷猜猜猜#微博网友@M屋顶花园里嘚鹿M 投稿：请问这款是什么车的天窗呢？有知道的老司机么？ ​
[# # fans to guess weibo users contribute @ M best wishes in the roof garden deer M could you tell me what is this car sunroof? Elderly drivers know? ​]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

优酷：
    #刷完这条就睡觉# #李易峰[超话]# 没吃夜宵的小伙伴在哪里？[色]李易峰小哥哥亲手烤肉了解一下？各位看完这个有什么想法吗？[doge] ​
[Go to bed brush # the # # li yi feng words [over] # didnt eat food taken late at night friend in where? [color] li yi feng little brother have barbecues out? You finish reading this have any idea? [doge]]

冷笑话精选：
    向往的生活[爱你]@小玻璃玻璃呐[心]万物可爱
[Love you [] of life @ small glass glass [heart] all things cute]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪新闻客户端：
    #枕边时刻# 为什么说女人都是福尔摩斯？ tRshbLg ​
[Why # # pillow moment said women are Sherlock Holmes? tRshbLg]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽：
    肥宅快乐杯？？[允悲][允悲][馋嘴][馋嘴] ​
[Happy house cup?? [allow sad] [allow sad] [available] [available]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑：
    【与#东北虎幼崽合影元#一位？哈尔滨林业局：无法可依 只能劝阻】有网友发布视频称，哈尔滨东北虎林园步行区提供幼虎拍照项目，元位，现场幼虎叫声惨烈，挣扎不断。对此，林园工作人员予以否认。哈尔滨林业局回应，已进行劝阻，但因无法可依，无法查处。查处。tEtQPO ...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 picture of # the east-northern tiger cubs with yuan # a? Harbin forestry administration could not be in accordance with the only discourage 】 some netizens released video, according to the Harbin over pedestrian zone provide cubs photograph projects, yuan, the cubs sounds brutal, struggle continuously. So Lin staff denied. Harbin forestry bureau, to dissuade him, but could not be can depend on, unable to investigate. To investigate and punish. TEtQPO... The full text m. eibo]

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小米手机：
    考验眼力的时候来了！以下是打乱后的#小米青春版#，评论留下图片正确排列顺序。看看谁最先答对！[吃瓜] ​
[Eyesight test came at a time! Below is upset after the youth version # # millet, comments left picture right order. Look whos first right! [eat the melon]]

探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

汽车之家：
    #夜福利#性能“头号玩家” 布加迪Divo~ ​
[Welfare # # night performance top players bugatti Divo ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

顶尖设计：
    关于花的立体卡片 by Hiromi Takeda ​
[Three-dimensional card about flowers by Hiromi Takeda]

职业搬砖，业余设计。