Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    转需，试看看[喵喵]
[Turn to, try to see [meow]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

冷笑话精选：
    [心]@晓侠士@只乎大牛就很好听@Hasselnotter 意外很吃这挂
[[heart] @ xiao outlaw hero @ only by Daniel nice @ Hasselnotter accident very eat this]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

微博位置：
    🙏🙏🙏祈福希望平安！
[🙏🙏🙏祈福希望平安！]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

新浪新闻客户端：
    #枕边时刻#正在外面嗨，收到工作微信怎么办？tRgjRcnX ​
[# # pillow moment is hi, outside receive work WeChat? tRgjRcnX]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新沐sunshine：
    转发
[forwarding]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：qq聊天玩笑的对一个不算特别熟的男生表达了好感，男生却开始疏远我。我个人条件还可以，不知道他为啥不喜欢我，我现在应该怎么办？金山：有可能他误会，把你当成了一个轻浮的人，但是恕我直言，你的这种表现确实给人一种分量不重的感觉。 ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend qq chat joke on is not particularly ripe for a boy to express the love, the boy began to distance herself from me. My personal condition can also, dont know why he doesnt like me, what should I do now? Jinshan there is a possibility that he misunderstand, regard you as a frivolous person, but to tell you the truth, you really give a person a kind of component of the performance not heavy feeling. ​]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

小米手机：
    这组作品拍的很美，感谢参与[good] 也欢迎大家带#今天来拍#话题发微博，晒出自己国庆的摄影作品，前五名都将赢取一台小米手机，详情→tEhbmRp
[Taken this piece is very beautiful, thank you to participate in the [good] welcome to also bring # # today to topic tweeting, bask in his National Day of photography, the first five names will win a millet mobile phone, - > tEhbmRp for details]

探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

汽车之家：
    #夜福利#锋芒肆意，Mustang 款 Shelby GT~ ​
[# # night welfare sharpness is wanton, Mustang Shelby GT ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷：
    #跳跃生命线# 每当有事故发生人命关天时，看到全副武装的麦队@马德钟JM 到来，悬着的心就可以放下来了！ ​
[# # jumping lifeline when a human life when the accident to see armed to the teeth of the McLaren team @ Joe JM, hanging heart can put it down! ​]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【好汉量产机长城了解一下[doge]】十一当天，据北京市旅游委统计，共有.万人到八达岭打卡“人海”景观，[允悲]同比增加.%。景区称，真正的客流高峰将在月-日出现。tEhylwKN （时间视频） ​
[【 bawcock production machine learn about the Great Wall [doge]]. On the same day, according to the Beijing LvYouWei statistics, there are. Ten thousand people to the ring in the sea badaling landscape, allow sad rose. %. The scenic area, according to the real travel peak will appear in the month, day. TEhylwKN (video)]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    事实证明，越长大越懒的不只是人类[doge]
[In fact, the more grow up more lazy is not just humans [doge]]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
    发表了博文《转载：突破美元大关！布油创近年新高，航空股全线跳水，火热还要持续多久？》突破美元大关！布油创近年新高，航空股全线跳水，火热还要持续多久？原创：魏书光王璐璐券商中国今天国际油价一tEhbREjz ​
[Published the post reprinted $breakthrough! Cloth oil of record in recent years, the airline shares across the board diving, hot and for how long? Break through the $! Oil of record in recent years, the airline stocks across the diving, and hot and for how long? Original wei book light Wang Lulu brokerage, China international oil prices a tEhbREjz today]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端：
    #你啥看法#【网络平台#加钱速抢售完火车票# ，公平吗？】 十一期间，不少热门线路的火车票行情看涨，一票难求。但有不少第三方网络购票平台提供抢票服务，只要加一定费用，即可帮忙抢到火车票↓↓律师称，抢票软件目前在法律上属于模糊地带，一定程度上扰乱了购票秩序。→tEhbRShx ​
[# # # what do you think what the Internet platform to add speed to rob money running out train ticket #, fair? During the th, many hot line train ticket bullish, one ticket is hard to find. But many third-party network platform provides ticket ticket service, as long as plus a fee, you can help to get the train tickets left left lawyer, said rob ticket software currently in law belongs to the twilight zone, to some extent, disrupt the order of the ticket. - > tEhbRShx]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

一块去旅行：
    恭喜@Yggdrasil 等名用户获得【元微博红包】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tEhbRJTe
[Congratulations to @ Yggdrasil users so as to obtain yuan weibo red envelope. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform Supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEhbRJTe]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

但斌：
    发表了博文《转载：段永平：这些事不要再干了！》段永平：这些事不要再干了！原创：戎一人戎汝与共今天段永平先生，在华人企业界和投资界，已是神一级的人物。昨天段永平先生在斯坦福与华人学生对话，我心向往之、未tEhbZ ​
[Published the post reprinted duan yongping paid dont do these things! Duan yongping paid dont do these things! Original one si si ye together today, Mr Duan yongping paid in the Chinese business community and the investment community, is gods primary characters. Yesterday Mr Duan yongping paid at Stanford dialogue with Chinese students, my heart is yearning, not tEhbZ]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人