微博搞笑排行榜：
留下你的城市和兴趣爱好。感觉不错的可以聊聊。如果聊得来，就互相关注一个呗。
[Leave your city and interests. Feel good can talk. If you talk, a bai focus on each other. ]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
央视新闻：
【惊艳！岁华侨少年空灵嗓音演唱《墨梅》[憧憬]】在#经典咏流传#上，岁华侨少年王泓翔将@谭维维 演唱的《墨梅》用京歌的方式加以呈现，澄澈空灵的嗓音，将戏歌之韵融入千年经典，以天籁童声咏出梅花风骨！这个版本的《墨梅》你喜欢吗？tRnGSYov
[【 amazing! Old overseas Chinese young soulful voice singing the MoMei [hope]] on the # # classic poems spread, overseas Chinese young age Wang Hongxiang will @ tan weiweis song MoMei with Beijing way, clearing the ethereal voice, will play the song in one thousand classical musical sound, with the music childrens chorale plum blossom gasp! This version of the MoMei do you like it? tRnGSYov]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
小野妹子学吐槽：
岛国一对老夫妻抱着狗狗出门赏花，妈妈抱的表情vs爸爸抱的表情...都是主人，怎么待遇差距就那么大[允悲][允悲]
[Island an old couple holding the dog go out enjoy flower, the expression of mother vs papa expression... What is owner, treatment gap is so big [allow sad] [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
人民日报：
#全国两会#【国务院总理李克强简历】
[# # national annual premier li keqiang resume]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
同道大叔：
#大叔吐槽星座# 金牛，摩羯，处女天蝎在相处一段时间后，发现你对ta有怠慢和不够积极，就会变得很别扭，别扭的生气，别扭的被你哄，别扭的被你哄好...别扭的可爱。但如果接下来的时间你依旧不够积极的话，ta们可能就会钻回自己的壳保护自己了。不过说句认真的，你们自己也不咋积极啊。[摊手]
[Uncle # # poking fun at the constellation Taurus, Capricorn, virgo Scorpio in get along after a period of time, find that you have snubbed and not enough positive to ta, will be very uncomfortable, awkward angry, awkward you coax, awkward be you good... Awkward and lovely. But if the next time youre still not enough positive words, they are likely to drill the back their shells to protect themselves. But you say serious, oneself also not zha actively. [stand hand]]
星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
思想聚焦：
一个眼神
千言万语
[A look < br > thousands of words]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
杨澜：
作家李敖先生今日安详离世，享年岁，谨在此深表悼念！我曾于,及年三次在台北采访李敖先生，留下深刻印象，相关内容在《杨澜工作室》和《杨澜访谈录》节目中播出 。世间对李敖有爱有恨，有誉有谤，但没有人否认，他是个快意恩仇，顽皮有趣的人。我最佩服他的，不是唇枪舌剑，而是做学问的
[Writer li ao today died peacefully at the age, hereby deeply mourn! I was in, and the year three times in an interview in Taipei, Mr Li ao impressed, relevant content in Yang studio and Yang LAN interview program broadcast. In the world have love with hate to li ao, has a reputation a slander, but there is no denying that he is a pleasure of life, naughty interesting people. I admire him most, not angry, but a scholar]
回忆专用小马甲：
大场面，猫咪食堂开饭啦！真正的大户人家[作揖]
tRnqCUH
[Big scene, dining room to eat the cat! A large family of real [bowing] < br > tRnqCUH]
《愿无岁月可回头》
北京晚报：
【坚持喝天白开水，你的身体会感谢你！】你，真的会喝水吗？感冒了？多喝水。上火了？多喝水。都知道喝水有利健康，但却未必喝得对。调查显示，我国.%的人直到渴了才喝水，只有不到%的人有定时定量饮水的好习惯。身体缺水有哪些信号？每天该喝多少水？不爱喝白开水怎么办？什么水杯最安全？喝水
[【 insist day to drink plain boiled water, your body will thank you! You really can drink some water? Caught a cold? Drink more water. Irritated? Drink more water. But not necessarily all know to drink water healthier, drink right. Investigation shows, in our country. % until thirsty to drink water, less than % of timing quantitative the good habit of drinking water. What are the signal body of water? How much water should drink every day? Do not love to drink plain boiled water? Whats most safety glass? Drink lots of water]
关注百姓的关注，关注中国的关注，关注世界的关注 新闻热线
朱亚文：
声临其境收官了，但这不是真的结束。今天，我的第一个音频节目将在蜻蜓FM上线，和大家继续唠唠，希望在未来的一段时间，我的声音能继续温暖大家伙儿的心窝！你们想听我说些什么呢？
#朱亚文情书# 点击收听
tRnqOAx
[Its habitat finish off in the sound, but its not really the end. Today, I am the first audio program will be a dragonfly FM online, and we continue to madame, hope in the future for a period of time, my voice can keep warm big heart! What do you want to listen to me? < br > # Zhu Ya Wen Qing book # click to listen to < br > tRnqOAx]
壹心娱乐（经纪公司）
冷笑话精选：
这狗子的笑容好魔性，转给你喜欢的人，ta一定会笑的！tRnqCIM
[This dog child smile good ones, transferred to the person you like, ta will laugh! tRnqCIM]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
呆十三：
墨西哥小朋友们的课间活动是这样的…俄罗斯已申请加为好友[doge]
tRnqCImj
[Mexican kids recess activity is such a... Russia has applied for friending [doge] < br > tRnqCImj]
原ID@我的朋友是个呆B
堂妈小厨：
每一顿都要对得起自己的胃，健康是日积月累的！[心]
[Each meal to live up to his stomach, accumulate over a long period is health! [heart]]
堂妈是个全职妈妈，职业就是母亲和妻子。自己觉得其实幸福很简单，就是和爱的人一起吃顿饭，吃饭的意义不在乎吃的是什么，只在乎和谁一起吃！
王尼玛：
把你和你喜欢人的名字的首字母在输入法里打出来，看看有什么惊喜！
[To you and you like the first letter of the name of the type in the input method, and see what surprise! ]
处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou
wu2198：
明天要么？tRnqOWR
[Or tomorrow? tRnqOWR]
我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.
央视新闻：
【小伙避让逆行电瓶车撞伤人 变卖新房担责到底[赞]】去年月份，成都小伙周彬开车时为避让一逆行电瓶车，不小心撞伤人。面对意外灾祸，周彬没有选择逃避，他每天为伤者准备营养伙食，还变卖新房填补医疗费。今年月，位伤者已经陆续出院。虽然欠债累累，周彬重拾信心挣钱还账：“我会负责到底。”
[The guy give way retrograde storage battery injured people sell bridal chamber liability exactly [who]] last month, chengdu guy Billy to avoid when driving a retrograde storage battery, accidentally hurt people. Facing the unexpected disaster, Billy didnt choose to escape, he every day nutrition food for the injured, also sell bridal chamber fill the medical treatment cost. This month, the injured have been discharged from hospital. Although in debt, Zhou Binchong confidence could repay money I will responsible for it. ]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
潘石屹：
有人说他是民国时期的人，有人说他生活在别的星球。与我们的世界他有点格格不入。今天，他走了，可以自己飞翔，自己穿越了。再见，李敖！
[Some people say that he is a man during the period of the republic of China, some people say that he lives in other planets. With our world he is a little out of place. Today, hes gone, can fly, through by himself. Bye, li ao! ]
永葆一颗纯洁、仁慈和意气风发的心。
日本零君：
日剧《unnatural》完结撒花，最终评分.，回味下经典台词吧！
[They unnatural end and flower, the final score., aftertaste of classic lines!!!! ]
日本动漫，日本娱乐，日本美食，日本美景，日本趣闻，图文转自网络，欢迎关注【零君】。
搭配格：
点赞！周开～
揪个少女送@老玛儿 时尚小白鞋
(不喜可折现
[Thumb up! Weeks away ~ < br > pull a girl to send @ old boomer fashion white shoe < br > (dont like can be discounted]
你身边的女装搭配师
天天美食推荐：
【把子肉】入口即化，肥而不腻，酱香浓郁，真的是一道不可抗拒的美食！ tRnqCryM
[Melt in your mouth, take the meat 】 【 fat but not greasy, maotai-flavor full-bodied, really is an irresistible food! tRnqCryM]
新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！商务洽谈QQ：
皇上您这是喜脉啊：
漫威巨大丑闻 tRnqpusM
[Diffuse tRnqpusM huge scandal]
是你爹
神奇的吐槽君：
“经济情况非常不好能要二胎吗？”
[The economic situation is very bad to want a second child? ]
北美吐槽君官方国内分站，欢迎私信吐槽。公众号：crazytucao【商务合作请联系：ad@beimeitucaojun】
首都一橘：
#星生报道# 叮～香蕉梗王#林彦俊# 和超级吃货#尤长靖# 的采访终于上线啦！大胆吐槽公司制度，自曝做过最叛逆的事，还被一橘的犀利问题吓到背后发凉？一言不合就互相拆台，真·相爱相杀！本视频全程高能，快戳↓感受[二哈]
tRnqCBsr
[# star birth report # # king ding banana stem Lin Yanjun # # # and super version YouChangJing interview online at last! Bold poking fun at the company system, revealing the most rebellious thing done, also be alarmed by a orange questions behind cold? A word out of one another, real love, kill! This video all the high-energy, quick stamp left feeling down [two ha] < br > tRnqCBsr]
爱的人很多。喜欢你才拍你。 （所有图文禁一切，二传请注明出处） 广告合作电话： -- 市场合作，内容合作：marketing@happyjuzi
南派三叔：
前几天被抓去做了特别不擅长的事情。嗯拍了一个下午的照片，希望自己今年一整年萌萌哒。谢谢北京丽思卡尔顿提供场地让我放飞自我。#丽思卡尔顿回忆#
[Caught a few days ago to do special things are not good at. Well take a picture of the afternoon, want their lovely throughout the year. Thank you Beijing ritz-carlton sites let me release myself. # # ritz-carlton memory]
找我合作：forestexport@
新剧不能停：
#安宰贤# #具惠善# 安氏夫妇日常放闪~一人一个大娃娃~[允悲][允悲][doge]
[# AnZai xian with # # # HuiShan Ann couples put flash ~ everyday people a big doll ~ [allow sad] [allow sad] [doge]]
最有深度和诚意的追剧博 合作请私信。本博剧评、图文均为原创，谢绝转载，如有抄袭必追究法律责任！
追风少年刘全有：
这是什么沙雕表情包哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[What is this sand sculpture expression package ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]
模特
曹山石：
徐小庆周末观点：今年不适合拿股票做价投，适合波动交易型选手。年如果收回刺激手段后（即社融增速降到与经济增速相匹配甚至更低），经济增速还能稳住，那么股市见大牛。
[Xu Xiaoqing weekend view this year is not suitable for do with stock price, suitable for volatility trading players. Years if withdraw stimulus (that is, the social harmony growth down to match the economic growth rate is even lower), economic growth can settle down, then the stock market to see Daniel. ]
微信认证公众号：山石观市
全球顶尖摄影：
什么是全家福照片的最高境界？创意满分~
[What is the highest state of family photos? Creative out ~]
欢迎来到微博中最大的摄影类微博~~学习摄影知识，看摄影技巧，你值得拥有！商务洽谈QQ：
健身女王范：
【超耗体力！超燃脂减脂尊巴舞】跳分钟等于运动小时，有着个月减斤的超高记录，小S产后迅速恢复体型的秘诀，想瘦的你还在等什么？马走跳起来啊！#运动教室##运动榜样# tRnqKPbV
[【 super energy consuming! Super fat burn fat reducing zumba dance 】 jump minutes is equal to the movement hours, months reduce jin high record, small S the secret of postpartum quickly recover body, want to thin what are you waiting for? The horse went to jump! # movement # # # movement model tRnqKPbV classroom]
爱健身，爱生活
iPanda熊猫频道：
你们说不毁树能行吗，耍帅的关键时刻竟然卡我，卡我！[泪][泪]
[You can say dont destroy the tree line, the key to play handsome moment gave me the card, card to me!!!!!!! [tears] [] of tears]
自助认领云养国宝，吸最高级的猫，让别人无猫可吸~
马伯庸：
对我来说，自己写的东西用Pages、Word、PDF看或打印出来，阅读体验完全不同。同一篇文章，用pages看，会激发后续灵感，但看不到任何错误；用Word浏览，容易发现常识性BUG，但没阅读欲望；看PDF版，对错别字敏感；打印成实体，病句便格外刺眼。若是想调整段落，非得在goodreader里看不可--不知道为啥
[For me, write their own use Pages, Word, PDF to see or print it out, reading experience is completely different. The same article, use pages to see, will be inspired subsequent, but do not see any errors; By navigating through the Word, easy to find common sense bugs, but no reading desire; See the PDF version, is sensitive to wrong character; Print into entities, pragmatically especially dazzling. Adjust the paragraphs, if you want to see in goodreader not - I dont know why]
朴实刚健，情绪多变，事少食烦，低调爱现。
头条新闻：
#每周读好书#【南怀瑾的推荐书目】今天是中国当代国学大师南怀瑾的周岁诞辰。他生平致力于弘扬中国传统文化，“上下五千年，纵横十万里，经纶三大教，出入百家言。”南师为人大国学院讲课时曾推荐一系列书单，为一般人研究国学之捷径，探寻中国文化的宝库。@新浪读书
[# # a week to read a good book today is the master nan booklist 】 【 Chinese contemporary Chinese master master nan years old birthday. He had committed to carry forward the Chinese traditional culture, in five thousand, up and down ten miles, economy three teaching, in and out of hundreds of words. South division is big college lecture has recommended a series of books, for the average person studies the shortcut of Chinese study, explore the treasure house of Chinese culture. @ sina book]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
衣锦夜行的燕公子：
最近明星真的太平静了，我们每个写公众号的都很忧郁。
[Star recently really too calm, each of us to write the public are very sad. ]
世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。
街拍滚叔：
月日东京街拍更新，大衣帽子美妆容。
[Update Tokyo street snap, February nd coat hat beauty makeup look. ]
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