说一件日常小事，你的内心戏有多爆棚 ___________________________
[Said a daily things, how much your heart play kokomo ___________________________]
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#深夜ZAKER# 或许明天早上起来依然会难过，但那又怎样，路漫漫呢，你难过，可它早晚会好，晚安。
[# ZAKER# at night maybe tomorrow morning will still be sad, but so what, a long way to go, you sad, but it sooner or later, good night. ]
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【余名老人将医保配来的药卖给药贩子[吃惊]法院这样判】一块写着“收药”俩字的简单牌子，一把折叠椅。自年起，除了节假日和下雨天，阮某都会坐在宁波鼓楼附近的小巷子里等人来卖药。励某某就是他的一个“客户”，一人持三张医保卡，向医生谎称病情开药...详情↓↓tRnVgjBw
[Over the old man sells health match to the medicine to drug traffickers [surprised] court sentenced 】 a piece of writing the word medicine two simple sign, a folding chairs. Since the beginning of the year, in addition to the holiday and rainy day, nguyen one will sit near ningbo gulou alley and others to sell medicine. Excitation so-and-so is one of his customer, a person hold three medicare card, to the doctor that the illness prescription... Left left tRnVgjBw for details]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
发表了博文《转载：中国平安年归母净利润强劲增长.%，派息大幅提升%》中国平安年归母净利润强劲增长.%，派息大幅提升%--中国平安香港、上海，tRnIkoFV
[Published the post reprinted peace mother net profit growth in China. %, dividend payout is boosted % peace mother net profit growth in China. %, dividend payout is boosted % - China, Hong Kong, Shanghai tRnIkoFV]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
发表了博文《转载：年私募基金年度业绩排行》年私募基金年度业绩排行--WindWind统计显示，截至年月日，共只私募基金披露了年底tRnIktuL
[Published the post reprinted years of private equity fund annual performance in private equity fund annual performance ranking - WindWind statistics show that as of the date, a total of only private equity tRnIktuL disclosed the end of the year]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
男人出轨总是容易被原谅，女人出轨，却会面临更大的代价；男人交很多女友，被认为是有魅力，同样的事女人就可能是受到严苛惩罚……这到底是不公？还是心态不同？[思考]#窦文涛圆桌派#听许子东老师趣聊，出轨当中关于逆商那些事儿tRnIDBan
[Cheating men always easy to be forgiven, women cheating, but will face greater cost; Men made a lot of his girlfriend, is considered to be attractive, was the same thing a woman can be harsh punishment... What is unfair? Or a different mindset? [thinking] # # holding round table sent to zi-dong xu teacher boring chat, cheating on quotient of tRnIDBan about those]
#电视剧烈火如歌# 红衣如火，白衣盛雪，一身素色的如歌@Dear-迪丽热巴 依然美如画，和银雪@周渝民 的情侣装配一脸
[# # series fire song red like fire, white zang xihong, a plain coloured like song @ Dear - Dillon hot still beautiful picturesque, and silver snow @ vic Chou couple assembling a face]
这条配合今晚的互动话题看，效果更佳[doge]
[This article with the interactive topic tonight, better effect [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
根据基金业协会的私募基金管理人分类数据，东方港湾年在全国规模以上强私募基金中业绩排名第四。希望与伟大企业共成长，续创佳绩！[心][鲜花][作揖]
[According to industry association of private equity fund managers classification data, eastern bay in national scale more years strong private equity fund performance ranking fourth. Hope to grow together with the great enterprises, continued success! [heart] [flowers] [bowing]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
祈福平安!
[Blessing of peace!]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
【看完中国妹子的“发型变脸术” 外国小哥开始怀疑人生】眼见不一定为实！近日，“发型变脸术”在中国网络大火。视频传到国外，一些妹子的前后巨大变化，让外国小哥眼珠都要掉出来了，以后谁敢娶媳妇？！最后小哥默默地秀出了自己的发际线……原来，套路是相同的！@时间视频 tRnIGszF
[【 watching Chinas sister hair suddenly turn hostile foreign little elder brother began to suspect that life 】 see not necessarily believe! Recently, the suddenly turn hostile hairstyle network fire in China. Video posted abroad, some of the big changes before and after sister, brother let foreign small eyes will fall out, later who dare to marry daughter-in-law? ! The little elder brother silently showing off her hairline... Originally, routine is the same! @ time video tRnIGszF]
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#交通万象# 早知道被别成一字马，刚才就让他先走了。[二哈]tRnIBnd
[# # traffic all knew the horse is not in a word, just let him go first. [two ha] tRnIBnd]
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“有一美人兮，见之不忘，一日不见兮，思之如狂”盼星星盼月亮，终于收到了一份来自#电视剧烈火如歌#雪歌的糖！tRncWPT
[There is a beauty, see not forget, missing a day, that is thought of as looking forward to the stars to the moon, finally received a statement from the # # series fire song snow song sugar! tRncWPT]
【儿子用母亲身份网贷.万 母亲：男的接电话也放款】岁的非非看到“元能买iPhone X”的信息，用母亲手机以母亲名义网贷.万，其中.万被骗走。其母质疑平台审核不严，审核电话是儿子接的，“我的身份证信息是女的，男的接电话也能放款？”对此，该民营银行回复称→tRnIPy
[The son with identity net credit. All mother man answered the phone also lending], not not see yuan can buy iPhone X of information, use mobile phones in the name of the mother mother net loans., one of them. All cheated. Its parent question platform audit is lax, audit is son answers the phone, my id information is a woman, the man answered the phone can also lend? To this, the reply say - tRnIPy private bank]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
恭喜@Jade_Eyes 用户获得【套北京-巴黎往返机票】，目前去往巴黎的名额还剩个。转发微博，抽送剩下的套北京-巴黎往返机票！tRnIPvB
[Congratulations @ Jade_Eyes users get [set of Beijing - Paris a round trip ticket], left to Paris now. Forwarding microblogging, pumping the rest of the set of Beijing - Paris round-trip ticket! tRnIPvB]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
#夜福利# 万众瞩目的蜕变 本田全新雅阁
[Welfare # # night highly anticipated new Honda accord]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
#电视剧烈火如歌#如歌手撕渣男前任，轻松KO战枫，刀（大）刀（快）致（人）命（心），战斗力满点的如歌今天也是帅帅哒~tRnIyBo
[# # series fire song such as former singer tore cheat philandering feelings man, easily KO maple, dao (big) (fast) to () life (heart), fighting capacity to reach full time like songs and handsome da ~ tRnIyBo today]
#金山夜话# 女性爱和卖的主要区别在于，是否有尊严，有尊严的卖，也是爱，没尊严的爱，也是卖！
[# # jinshan night of the main difference is that the female sex and sell, whether to have dignity, have dignity to sell, is love, not the dignity of love, is also sell! ]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
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一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
#汽车投诉平台#【大众再回应途锐缺陷：提供一次免费机油更换服务】日晚间，大众汽车对外发布《至大众途锐车主的信》，称对于晚会曝光的途锐缺陷问题，正在筹备下月实施的召回计划，有信心通过实施技术方案消除相关缺陷，其还将为车主提供一次免费的机油更换服务，并为受到此问题影响的途锐车辆的...全文： m.weibo
[# # car complaints platform the public response to the touareg defects provide a free oil change service 】 day evening, vw release letter to Volkswagen touareg owners, said exposure to the party of the touareg defects, prepares for the next month on the implementation of the recall plan, have the confidence by implementing technical solutions to eliminate related defects, it will also provide a free oil change service for owners, and is affected by the problem of the touareg vehicles... The full text m. eibo]
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最快速的新车报道；
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最丰富的汽车活动。
[允悲]
[[allow sad]]
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今天推上热议的一个话题：小时候你感冒、发烧、头晕时，闭上眼睛是不是能“看到”类似这种图案，还像万花筒一样变形移动飘上去飘下去...我就是能看到的类型[跪了]
[On a hotly debated topic today when I was a child when you catch a cold, fever, dizziness, if close your eyes can see like this pattern, also like kaleidoscope deformation mobile floating up float down... I just can see the type of] [kneeling]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
#航空科普#-航班换季是什么？[费解]
我国民航系统每年都要进行两次航班计划调整。每年月的最后一个星期日到月的最后一个星期六执行夏秋季航班计划；月的最后一个星期日开始到第二年月的最后一个星期六执行冬春季航班计划，这就是传说中的“航班换季”啦！那么考考大家，今年月的航班换季是几号...全文： m.weibo
[# # aviation science - change garments according to the flight is what? [difficult] < br > the civil aviation system in our country must carry on the plan to adjust two flights every year. Every month on the last Sunday of last Saturday fall flight plan; On the last Sunday of start to the second year of the last Saturday winter flight plans, this is the legendary flight change garments according to the! So you, this month is the change garments according to the number of flight... The full text m. eibo]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
#家家汽车文化##福特#福特F- 款 .T 猛禽性能劲化版tRnfYpqz
[# # # # ford F every car culture - paragraph. T version tRnfYpqz raptor performance strength]
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#看歌手来优酷#@腾格尔 老师唱的这一首《绒花》有没有飘进你们的心里呢？音乐合伙人@梁田-Eliza ，我们也想叫腾格尔老师叫“腾哥”啊~小姐姐帮我们传达一下[坏笑][坏笑]
[# see singer to youku # @ tengger did the teacher sing the song edelweiss float into your heart? Music partner @ Liang Tian - Eliza, we also want to call the tengger teacher called rise ~ little sister help us convey [laugh] [laugh]]
【大爷无情吐槽相亲角：条件好的都有毛病】每到周末，上海人民广场公园的一角就会变为相亲角，大爷大妈带着儿女资料互相闲聊。一位自称经常路过的大爷吐槽到，这里很多条件好的都有猫腻，有毛病。tRnIhSuf
[The big ye ruthless ridicule matchmaking corner there was something wrong with good conditions are 】 every weekend, Shanghai peoples square in a corner of the park will become a matchmaking corner, elderly men with children data chatting with each other. A purported often pass by the big ye joked, here have a lot of good conditions, there is something wrong with. tRnIhSuf]
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有点好奇孙悟空被唐僧放出来那会，唐僧有没被熏晕？毕竟五百年没洗过澡的味道……这次换成 @邓超 ，就不用担心这个问题了，毕竟超哥是带着 @欧仕派OldSpice 去的。#男人味有何不能# tRnIlLeh
tRnfrHV
[A little curious about the Monkey King out that would be tangs monk, tangs monk there has not been passed out? In five hundred, after all, not the taste of a shower... Change the @ deng chao, do not have to worry about this problem, after all, super brother is with @ ou shi sent OldSpice. # # manly what cannot tRnIlLeh < br > tRnfrHV]
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美国设计师Kaiwei Tang和Joe Hollier 设计了一部抛弃互联网只能打电话的手机Light Phone，设计的初衷是现在智能手机已经左右了人们太多时间，放弃过度依赖智能产品重返生活的美好理念，Light 代已经升级为G并增加了短信、闹钟等一些简单功能，而产品的极简设计更是深入人心
[Design a American designer Kaiwei Tang and Joe Hollier abandon the Internet calling Phone Light Phone, the purpose of the design is now smartphones have about the people too much time, to give up relying too much on smart products to return to the idea of a better life, Light generation has been upgraded to G and added some simple functions such as SMS, alarm clock, and minimalist design is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people of the products]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
哈哈哈哈哈哈最新搭讪秘籍了解一下[doge]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha accosted mods know about the latest [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
#新车图解# #长安欧尚XA#【万级紧凑型SUV 拍长安欧尚XA标准型】今天为大家带来的是长安欧尚XA手动标准型的实拍详解，该车是目前在售车型中价格最低的一款（超值型经销商处没有现车，且不可预定）。实惠的价格是它的主打，那么这款指导价.万元的座紧凑型SUV各方面表现又如何呢？...全文： m.weibo
[# new graphic # # changan auchan XA# 【 level than compact SUV on changan auchan XA standard 】 today to bring us the changan auchan XA manual standard make explanation, the car is the lowest price in the models sold a (value type dealer no car now, and not scheduled). Affordable price is the main, so the pricing. Ten thousand yuan of the compact SUV all aspects of performance? ... The full text m. eibo]
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#出行生活#【毛骨悚然！男子从排气管内扯出大量女性头发】市民赵先生开车上班的时候，在排气管里发现了大量毛发！！还疑似是女人的头发，赵先生下意识就往外扯，竟然扯出了一大坨[允悲]赵先生的第一反应：谁在整我？！还叫来了保安，俩人就一起扯，结果越扯越多，几乎全都扯完了他才觉得不对劲，上网...全文： m.weibo
[# # travel life 【 creepy! Man from exhaust pipe 】 to pull out a lot of women hair citizen zhao when driving to work, in the exhaust pipe found a lot of hair!!!!! Also suspected is the hair of women, Mr. Zhao subconscious would go toward outside, actually pulled out a handful of [allow sad] zhao first reaction who in the whole me? ! Also called the guard, two people pull together, the results to pull more and more, almost all pull out he didnt feel right, surfing the Internet... The full text m. eibo]
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【延续饶公“东学西渐”，西泠印社这场追思会是悼念，亦是新的开始】今天下午，西泠印社在杭州举办饶公追思会。会上，西泠印社理事郭超英用三本书回忆了与饶公的交往细节。第一本是当年为说服饶公来当社长，送的礼物《西泠印社百年图史》，饶公在一页页翻阅后答应了出任西泠印社第七任社长；第二本是饶...全文： m.weibo
[【 continue RaoGong east west, the memorial service of xileng printing society is mourning, also is the new start this afternoon, a memorial service was held in hangzhou xileng printing society RaoGong. During the meeting, director of xileng printing society in three books Alice guo recalled with RaoGong contact details. The first was to persuade RaoGong as President, a gift from the one hundred figure of xileng printing society history, after RaoGong in page through agreed as seventh President of xileng printing society; The second is to spare... The full text m. eibo]
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不断地尝试就有机会成功，永不轻言放弃！[跪了] tRnIKTV
[Constantly try to have a chance to success, never give up! ] [kneeling tRnIKTV]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
#金山夜话# 听友：我周四要做一个培训课程，老板很重视人的微信群，老板亲自做的海报，可是我今天群发给客户时候操作失误，我发了一张上面是我自己二维码的海报，公司哪个二维码的图片我没发，发错了，老板骂我了说我不要做这种个人的裂变为自己个人利益裂变客户我一开始还懵逼又发了一遍又发错了...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I want to do a training course on Thursday, the boss attaches great importance to people of micro letter, the boss personally do posters, but I today mass to the customer time error, I sent a poster above is my own qr code, the company which is the picture of the qr code I dont have hair, hair wrong, the boss called me said that I dont do this kind of personal fission fission customers for their personal interests I at first also didnt force sent yet again and sent you a wrong... The full text m. eibo]
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