2018年3月7日星期三

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猫扑:
    【奇异!母鸡生下超大鸡蛋 敲开发现里面还有颗鸡蛋】近日,澳洲一只母鸡产下一颗重达克的超大鸡蛋,比一般鸡蛋还重了倍,让农场人员啧啧称奇。然而将鸡蛋敲破后,发现里面除了蛋黄蛋清外,竟还有一整颗完整的带壳鸡蛋。鸡蛋农场老板表示:“这真的很怪异,很难看到一个完整的鸡蛋在另一个鸡蛋里面...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 fantastic! The hen gave birth to the big egg cracked found with egg 】 recently, Australia a hen lay a heavy tak large eggs, The Times heavier than ordinary eggs also, let the farm workers amazement. After the eggs cracked, however, found in addition to the egg yolk egg white, has a complete shell eggs. Egg farms boss said this is really strange, it is difficult to see a complete egg in another egg... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选:
    猫咪的完美“侧颜杀”[跪了] tREDe ​
[The cats perfect kill side yan] [kneeling tREDe]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

玩转instagram:
    #淑女的品格#一个人终究可以信赖的,不过是她自己,能够为她扬眉吐气的也是她自己。而女性的独立首先就是经济独立[心] ​​​​
[# # the fair maidens personality a man can trust after all, is her own, though, to be able to stand for her is her own. And womens independence is the first economic independence [heart]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

汽车之家:
    #家家新车图解##保时捷#【自吸绝唱? 实拍保时捷 GT RS】本届日内瓦车展上有很多重磅新车,甚至可以说数不胜数,不过对于资深车迷来说,有一款车在信仰方面绝对是无敌的,它就是保时捷 GT RS。别看这只是一次中期改款,但是按照保时捷的作风,改变一定不会少。当然,我说的不是外观和内...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every new graphic porsche # # # 【 self-priming song? Make porsche GT RS 】 there are many big new car at the Geneva motor show, not to say, but for senior fans, there is a car is absolutely unbeatable in terms of belief, it is the porsche GT RS. Although it was just a medium-term change, but by porsches style, change will be less. Of course, Im not talking about appearance and inside... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #车圈话题#【儿子校车上欺负同学 父亲罚他雨中跑步上学】月日美国弗吉尼亚州,因儿子在校车上欺负人,父亲罚儿子跑一英里去上学。他一边直播儿子跑步一边分享:“他因为在校车上欺负人,被赶下车三天,我是绝对不会容忍这种事的,所以他得跑着去上学。”网友:育儿的正确姿势![ok]...全文: m.weibo ​
[Son # circle topic # 【 bullying classmate on the school bus Father made him running in the rain to school 】, va, bully on the school bus in the son, the father sent his son to run a mile to school. His son live running while sharing because of his bully people on the bus, kicked off three days, I am absolutely wont tolerate such a thing, so he ran to school. Net friend parenting right position! [ok]... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #文化守夜人# 工人在高楼外墙施工,遭正在看动画片嫌外面太吵的小孩割断安全绳。无疑是熊孩子本熊了,想想真是后怕,不过还是马爷@马未都 说得对,世上本无熊孩子,不靠谱的家长多了,自然也就有了熊孩子。tRETLEi ​
[Night watchman # # culture in tall building exterior wall construction workers, was watching cartoon outside was too noisy children cut safety rope. Is this bear, bear a child was dying, but ma ye @ ma did not right, there is no bear a child in the world, much more erratic parents, nature also have bear children. tRETLEi]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    种草的好机会又来了,即将来临的月日女王节,不如造个女王梦!#宝洁#品质洗护带来全方位星级护理,助你一步晋升女王,闪耀光芒。天猫旗舰店会员倍积分,万份买一赠一等你抢,锁定月号-号,一定要来天猫女王节@宝洁天猫旗舰店 哦!戳链接: tREQkJPA ​
[A great opportunity to grow grass again, the coming month, female group, made a queen dream! # # p&g quality wash protect brings all-around star nursing, help you step promotion queen, shine. Day cat flagship store member double integral, than buy a gift when you rob, locking month date - date, must come days catwoman lady @ p&g cat flagship store! Poke links tREQkJPA]

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知乎:
    为什么性行为高潮之后,人会睡得特别沉? ​
[Why sex climax, people will sleep and heavy? ​]

发现更大的世界

新浪新闻客户端:
    林生斌起诉杭州消防局获立案。
[Lin Shengbin prosecution hangzhou fire department for filing.]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

星巴克中国:
    星巴克.女王节“限时免单礼遇套餐” 来啦~
年月日-月日,每天下午点分~点分期间购买女王节限时下午茶套餐,即可参与限时免单女神礼遇,小星提醒:每天将有位幸运星粉获奖哦~限时宠爱礼遇尽在#星巴克天猫官方旗舰店#立即参与》tREdNqV ​

[Starbucks. Female lady prompt treated free of charge package to ~ < br > (date) (month) (year) - month day, point to point points every afternoon buy female group limited time during the afternoon tea package, to participate in the limited time free of charge goddess courtesy, small star remind every day will be a lucky star award-winning oh ~ limited-time powder dote on courtesy as starbucks Tmall official flagship store # # to participate in tREdNqV immediately]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

南方都市报:
    #互联网+智慧政务# 水利问题关乎国计民生。广东作为全国水利大省,省内水网密布,大小河流共.万多条。河流范围广,水域划分复杂,跨部门协作效率较低等问题,是摆在广东省河长办和广东省水利厅面前的一系列难题。为了解决实际工作中的困难,广东省河长办、广东省水利厅携手企业微信打造的“广东智慧...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # water problem about Internet + wisdom of national economy and peoples livelihood. Guangdong province as a big province of water conservancy, national watery city in the province, many rivers were. Thousands more. Wide rivers, water is complex, inter-departmental coordination problem of low efficiency, is the long river front office and the guangdong provincial water resources bureau of guangdong province, a series of problems. In order to solve the difficulties in the practical work, long river run hand in hand, guangdong provincial water resources bureau of guangdong province enterprise micro letter guangdong wisdom... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #文化守夜人# 怼天怼地怼老师,坑完爸妈坑路人,让人闻风丧胆的“熊孩子”是一种什么样的生物?一个动作,让观复博物馆的锦鲤们被迫搬了家;@马未都 说起古代熊孩子的龌龊之举更是吓跑了戏精喵王情圣。本期节目熊出没危险,小马扎们请弹幕护体。tREQPeY ​
[Cultural night watchman # # Dui day Dui Dui teachers, the parents pit passers-by, let a person refrain of bear children is a kind of what kind of creature? An action, let view restoring museum brocade carp was forced to move home; @ ma did not speak of the ancient bear children of dirty is pure feeling saint king meow away play. This programme of bears danger, the camp chair please barrage. tREQPeY]

冷笑话精选:
    秒变女王,简直易如反掌!![憧憬]月号-号,上@宝洁天猫旗舰店 体验品质洗护带来全方位星级护理,一步晋升女王闪耀全场,更有会员倍积分、万份买一赠一专享活动,等你来抢!狂欢天猫女王节,漂亮的人儿说什么都对~tREqxe ​
[Second as the queen, it is a piece of cake!! [hope] month date - date, @ p&g day cat flagship store experience on quality care brings all-around star nursing, step promotion queen shining, double integral, more members than buy a send a privileged activity, wait you to rob! Carnival Tmall female lady, beautiful people say what ~ tREqxe]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

冷笑话精选:
    干了[并不简单]@影视大魔王干了这碗鸡汤@刘国徽 世界没有想象中复杂,但也没有想象中简单。
[Dry [] are not simple @ video archenemy did this bowl of chicken soup @ Liu Guohui world not complicated, but is not simple as you think.]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

MIUI:
    认证申请已经提交,请问车是你开过来还是我去自提[偷笑]
[Certification application has been submitted, can you tell me the car are you coming or I go to the [laugh]]

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青年时报:
    【“酒壮怂人胆”,浙江一男子酒后开车冲撞交警群众后逃逸被刑拘!】在酒精的作用下,人会做出很多荒唐的举动。最近在丽水市庆元县城建行附近中心路段,发生一起轿车冲卡撞伤交警的事。涉事驾驶人吴某已因涉嫌妨害公务罪被依法刑拘,月日,此案被正式移诉检察院。tRErB ​
[【 wine zhuang cowards bravery, after drinking and driving collision traffic police masses of zhejiang a man escape being detained!] Under the effects of alcohol, people will make a lot of ridiculous move. Celebrating yuan recently in lishui county construction bank near the center section, hurt in a car rushed card traffic police. Involved drivers Wu Mou has been in accordance with law, detained on suspicion of obstructing public business, June , the case was formally move lawsuit procuratorate. tRErB]

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但斌:
    [笑cry]@江左小亨利:别说老外了,估计好多称呼连很多国人自己都不一定知道
[[laughing cry] @ jiang left little Henry dont say the foreigner, estimates that a lot of call even a lot of people dont necessarily know myself]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博搞笑排行榜:
    说一件你经历的,最幸运爆棚的事!!!让我们沾沾喜气!出生前追上卵子那次不算 ​​​
[Say something you experience, the most lucky now!!!!!! Lets be happy! Prenatal catch egg that doesnt count]

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猫扑:
    哈哈哈同样的音乐和动作,为啥感觉不一样 tREouzI ​
[Ha ha ha the same music and movement, is what tREouzI feel different]

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汽车之家:
    有一种“野百合也有春天”的感觉[doge]
[There is a sense of wild lily also have spring [doge]]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    【人造子宫 颠覆女性人生】人造子宫不仅是一个科学想象力的尝试?人造子宫的发明可以彻底改变女性生殖的命运?颠覆女性人生让生子不再“带球跑”[羞嗒嗒]#你说的都对#人造子宫,了解一下!
tREjzU ​

[Artificial wombs artificial wombs subversion female life 】 【 is not only a scientific imagination to try? The invention of the artificial womb can completely change the fate of the female genital? Upset the female life let children no longer run with ball [shame clicking] # # for artificial wombs, you said look at! < br > tREjzU]

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#【大雨中的温暖[心]】这位车主由于疏忽大意,晚上忘了关车窗,没想到第二天竟然看到这样一幕:不知哪位好心人在那个暴雨天,将他没有关的车窗用纸壳、胶带封好,并用留言提醒“哥们记得关窗户”[心][心][心] ​
[Travel life # # [rains warm [heart]] the owners due to negligence, forget to turn off the window in the evening, didnt expect the next day to see such a scene I dont know who the man in the rain day, he was on the window with a good paper, adhesive tapes, and leave a message to remind remember to close the Windows [heart] [heart] [heart]]

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优酷:
    #优酷最强大脑#水哥@闲人王昱珩 鼓励队员方式曝光!真的!好霸气!!“六字箴言”令@最强大脑王峰 听完一脸怀疑人生哈哈哈~ [哈哈] 山水相争,谁能取胜?本周五晚,锁定优酷#最强大脑# 一起来享(huai)受(yi)比(ren)赛(sheng)吧~ [doge]
tREQYaT ​

[优酷# # # # # # # #水大事情涉及强哥@闲王经纪人昱珩鼓励式曝成为企业son !真光霸,好! ! ! ! ! ! !”字六气箴言“令@王峰强涉及大事情听一脸完怀生哈哈哈疑经纪人哈哈~[]水相争,山取谁使用本胜五晚,周?锁定优酷# #一强涉及大事情来起huai享受()()()比彝族任铁道部赛吧~)([]< br > tREQYaT doge]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    满满一碗蟹黄面,稳稳的幸福[馋嘴]...今天我赢了[doge] tRLHuQm ​
[A bowl filled with crab roe, firmly happiness [available]... Today I won the doge tRLHuQm]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑:
    【现实版“小猪佩奇”?保姆猪上线 帮熊孩子收拾玩具】还在为宝宝弄乱玩具发愁吗?动画《小猪佩奇》火遍网络,小猪成为孩子们的新宠。现实中,一名女子竟然把自家宠物猪训练成了“保姆”,整理玩具堪称一把好手,专治熊孩子。@时间视频 tREQdWh ​
[The reality version of the pig page? Nannies pig online Help bear children toys away 】 for baby messing about toy? Animation piggy page fire through the network, pigs become the latest must-haves in the children. In reality, a woman had their pet pig training becomes a nanny, toy is a cook, cure to bear children. @ time video tREQdWh]

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优酷:
    #电视剧烈火如歌# 万语千言入歌意,朝思暮想诉词曲。天暖了,愿雪化得慢一些,再慢一些……由实力唱将@张碧晨_ 演绎的《听雪》MV明日上线,记得来看啊。#张碧晨听雪#tREQnA ​
[# # series fire song thousand words in the song, mooning v. songwriter. The warm days, let the snow slowly, then slowly... By power will sing @ Zhang Bichen _ deductive listen to snow MV online tomorrow, remember to see ah. # # tREQnA Zhang Bichen listen to snow]

一块去旅行:
    趁自己还年轻 多去几次属于自己的旅行 ​
[While he was still young to several more of their own travel]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

吴昕:
    都说女生敏感,而我是资深敏感…肌[委屈] 我正式代言了曼秀雷敦全新问题肌专业对策品牌#肌研专方#,使用后肌肤水润光滑,急救了我的敏弱肌,终于不用为红肿肌肤抢镜慌张了[挤眼]推荐给被敏感肌困扰的朋友,快戳视频看全新的我→ #天生敏感,专研专护##.女王节#@曼秀雷敦中国官方微博 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[All say girls sensitive, and I am a senior sensitive... Muscle [wrong] I officially endorsed mentholatum muscle professional measures the brand new designed square # # muscle inquiry, after using the skin water embellish smooth, emergency my sensitive weak muscles, finally dont rob mirror panic for inflamed skin [eye] recommend to friends, beset by sensitive muscle fast stamp video to see new me - # naturally sensitive, special # # grinds only. The female group # @ mentholatum Chinas official weibo... The full text m. eibo]

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但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:为什么片仔癀屡创新高?》为什么片仔癀屡创新高?西南证券医药团队--先说结论,估计年销量增速约为%,提价幅度预计%,净利润约为.亿元(增速约%,tREmzGX ​
[Published the post reprinted why tsai Huang record high? Why record slice seed Huang? Southwest securities medical team - say first conclusion, estimated annual sales growth for %, % increase is expected, and the net profit of about one hundred million yuan (about % growth, tREmzGX]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博搞笑排行榜:
    “肤白多完美”“没纹身多干净”“没雀斑多好看”“没疤痕多漂亮”…在生活中被认为是“不完美”的她们,这一刻给大众评价致命一击:#只有完美才是美吗#。这些肌肤大片,让他们抛弃“不完美”的偏见,get真正的美丽——肌肤绝不止一种美。@多芬爱美丽 tREXkPA ​
[Skin white more perfect and no tattoo clean more no freckles beautiful no scar how beautiful... In life is considered to be not perfect, this moment to the public evaluation of a fatal blow # # is the only perfect it. These large skin, let they avoided the bias of not perfect, get real beauty - never check a kind of beautiful skin. Love beautiful tREXkPA @ dove]

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汽车之家:
    #家家新车图解##奔驰A级#【内外兼修更加智能 体验全新奔驰A级】在今年的日内瓦车展上,奔驰带来了刚刚在月份首发全新奔驰A级。这一代A级可以说是获得了奔驰极大的支持,厂家把此前只出现在S级上的配置都“越级”加持到了A级身上,还有MBUX人机交互系统等代表最新科技的配置也都毫不吝啬地首次应用到...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every new graphic # # # mercedes-benz a-class 【 more intelligent inside and outside and repair experience new Mercedes a-class 】 in this years Geneva motor show, mercedes-benz has brought just starting in the new mercedes-benz a-class. This generation of a-class arguably won overwhelming support for the mercedes-benz, manufacturer has only appeared on the s-class had above the blessing of the configuration of A level, and MBUX human-computer interaction system on behalf of the latest technology such as configuration are none miserly to first applied to... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪新闻客户端:
    不少网友封她为“豆腐西施”[憧憬]
[Many netizens for her tofu xi shi [hope]]

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南方都市报:
    【儿子校车上欺负同学 父亲罚他雨中跑步上学[good]】当地时间月日,美国弗吉尼亚州,因儿子在校车上欺负人,父亲罚儿子跑一英里去上学。他一边直播儿子跑步,一边向观众分享:“他因为在校车上欺负人,被赶下车三天,我是绝对不会容忍这种事的,所以现在他得跑着去上学。”网友:这才是育儿正确姿势...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 son bullying classmate on the school bus Father made him running in the rain to school [good]], local time, Virginia, bully on the school bus in the son, the father sent his son to run a mile to school. His son live running, while share to the audience because of his bully people on the bus, kicked off three days, I am absolutely wont tolerate such a thing, so now he had to run to school. Net friend this is the parenting right position... The full text m. eibo]

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    【岁女孩独自坐火车找妈妈 列车长自掏腰包给女孩补卧铺票[赞]】月日,新疆乌鲁木齐,一位岁的小女孩张嘉欣买站票独自乘火车去西安找妈妈。爸爸因为工作忙,把她送上火车后就离开了。列车长卢旭升自掏腰包帮她补了卧铺票,并联系女孩母亲顺利接上孩子。 tREGYwx ​
[【 year-old girl take the train to find mom alone conductor out-of-pocket darn girls berth ticket [great]] month day, xinjiang urumqi, a little girl at the age of cheung ka-yan buy sro tickets to xi an by train alone to find mom. Because the job is busy, dad put her on the train will leave after. Conductor Lu Xusheng out-of-pocket to help her to fill a berth ticket, and contact girl mother smoothly connected to children. tREGYwx]

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