我的减肥之路——周内减掉了（失去了）天
[My way to lose weight - weeks lost (lost) day]
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优酷：谁的岁不懵懂？但成熟的代价却是一去不复返的青春。来#窦文涛圆桌派#看他们的岁 蒋雯丽 @马未都 @马家辉在香港 @窦文涛，追忆我们自己的岁
tREopNI
[Whos not children of the age? But the cost of maturity is gone never youth. # # holding round table sent to see their old jiang wenli @ ma did not @ Ma Guhui @ holding in Hong Kong, reminiscing about our own age < br > tREopNI]
小野妹子学吐槽：就像我朋友看到我和石原里美在一起@一个棒棒鸡：就跟我朋友看到我和刘亦菲在一起的表情一毛一样
[As my friends see me and Mr Ishihara beauty together @ a bang-bang chicken just like my friend see me and l together the expression of a hair]
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南方都市报：月日，京东集团发布财年第四季度和全年业绩，公司的持续经营业务净利润在非美国通用会计准则下（Non-GAAP）和美国通用会计准则下（GAAP）双双实现盈利，其中第四季度实现了连续七个季度的盈利；GMV达到.万亿元人民币；全年服务业务和其他业务收入同比增长了.%，其中第四季度同比增长了....全文： m.weibo
[Fiscal year month day, jingdong group released in the fourth quarter and full year results, the companys continuous business net profit under the U.S. GAAP (Non - GAAP) and general accounting principles (GAAP) under both profit, which realized the seven straight quarterly earnings in the fourth quarter; GMV. One trillion yuan; Services and other business income increased throughout the year. In the fourth quarter year-on-year growth %, which... The full text m. eibo]
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陈旭东：元宵节快乐！
[Happy Lantern Festival! ]
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈哈哈这求生欲也是没sei了 [笑cry]tREoncBi
[Ha ha ha ha ha this QiuShengYu is no sei tREoncBi [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
猫扑：【人间观察又来了：把老公变成人气偶像！[笑cry]】在近期的日本综艺节目《人间观察》中，一位妹纸在不知情的状况下被冒牌的催眠师催眠后，发现自己的老公变成了超人气偶像岩田刚典！对方还重现了两人之前的求婚场景，妹纸整个人笑裂，而在幕后待机室里目睹了全程的可怜老公则是一脸无奈。[笑cry]而偶像...全文： m.weibo
[[earth observation again the husband become popular idols! [laugh cry]] in the recent Japanese variety show the earth observation, a girl in a unwitting condition was fake hypnotist hypnosis, found her husband became wildly popular idol rock Tian Gangdian! Each other also reproduce the scene two people before to marry him, girl the whole people laugh, and the standby room behind the scenes witnessed the whole poor husband is a face of helpless. [laughing cry] and idol... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：岛国综艺《人类观察》又出了神奇企划：如果相声组合“银饭团”的逗哏担当鳗先生，突然得知自己的矬男搭档--吐槽担当桥本桃花运爆表，泡到了女神小松菜奈，两人还要结婚！组合因此要解散！他会是怎样的死亡心情...可怜的鳗先生全程懵比，小松全程豁出去，桥本则走上了人生巅峰[允悲]tREonLCv
[Island variety human review again the amazing project if crosstalk silver rice balls Mr Tsukkomi bear eel, suddenly learned that his stupid male partner - poking fun at bear hashimoto time table, the goddess bubble to komatsu dishes, two people need to get married! Combination to dissolve it! He will be how the death of the mood... Poor Mr Eel meng than all the way, komatsu lose yourself all the way, hashimoto has stepped onto the peak of life allow sad tREonLCv]
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冷笑话精选：？？？@大神说可能这就是爱吧@杀马特强子打扰了～@lovedodozsthl哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@烧死情侣我听这歌原版也觉得好嫌弃@干掉你爹哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@恋爱小甜事哈哈哈被母骂洗脑了@后还在等我去糟蹋呢哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@贴吧娘爱情果然是盲目的呢，哈哈哈
[????? @ maybe great god say this is love @ kill hadron matt excuse me ~ @ lovedodozsthl ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ burn couple I listen to the original also kill your father feel well abandon @ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ love sweet thing be mother scold brainwashed @ after waiting for me to spoil? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ tieba niang love really is blind, ha, ha, ha]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
玩转instagram：#AllYouNeed #爱即是全部。说到Tiffany，大家一定想到的是爱，蓝色盒子、闪耀的钻石，现在女孩子又多了一份礼物，她就是Tiffany第一颗“液体钻石”。月日-月日，蒂芙尼液体钻石展将在上海港汇广场中庭限时登陆， 邀您一同开启全新蓝色之旅，活动期间，凡购买ml及ml蒂芙尼女士香氛，即可享受瓶...全文： m.weibo
[# # AllYouNeed love is all. When it comes to Tiffany, you must think of love, a blue box, sparkling diamonds, now the girl has a gift, she is the first star Tiffany diamond liquid. Month to month, day, tiffany liquid diamond show will be held in Shanghai square atrium landing time, invite you together to open new blue trip, during the activity, for every purchase of ml and ms ml tiffany sweet atmosphere, can enjoy a bottle... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#电视剧美好生活#跟着弹幕去看剧，原来走错片场的不止一个？！弹幕里有超大的脑洞！徐天#张嘉译#你还记得两个月前的何建一和马克么，笑cry
tREoMVJA
[# # show a better life with barrage to see the show, originally the wrong set of more than one? ! Theres a huge imagination in barrage! # # jiayi zhang xu day do you remember the two months ago He Jianyi and mark, laugh cry < br > tREoMVJA]
东方航空：美！[good][good][good][good][good]
[The United States! [good] [good] [good] [good] [good]]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：男岁了，从小到大性格比较懦弱，容易被欺负，别人还给我起了温开水的外号。现单身。现也没钱，现在努力想办法赚钱的时候，请问各位专家有没有什么方法把我性格改好点？ 还有一点就是我最近和一个相亲的女孩聊得比较好，但最近她说又和别人相亲的约会了，我一下就对她没什么好感了，...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend male old, since the childhood disposition is weak, easy to bully, someone gave me the nickname of warm boiled water. Now single. Now have no money, also tried to find a way to make money, now excuse me each expert is there any way to change my character better? And one more thing is I chat with a girl who dating recently better, but she said recently and others dating dating again, I just have little love for her... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
薛蛮子：你知道这些代表着什么人物吗
[Do you know what these represent the characters]
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李冰冰：祝大家元宵节快乐[可爱][可爱]没有元宵，只能给自己卷个饼聊以慰藉了。西式沙拉变中式卷饼，我的绝活儿，之前拍戏剧组里好多外国朋友都学会爱上了这招🤗倔强的中国胃任何情况下都是绝不服输滴～🙃👻tREoQPhx
[I wish you all a happy Lantern Festivallovelycute no yuanxiao, can only give loaves the comfort them. 西式沙拉变中式卷饼，我的绝活儿，之前拍戏剧组里好多外国朋友都学会爱上了这招🤗倔强的中国胃任何情况下都是绝不服输滴～🙃👻tREoQPhx ]
小野妹子学吐槽：是我本人了
[Is I am]
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微博搞笑排行榜：就差一个对象了[ok]@婉Ayo- 一起变胖
[Just a object [ok] @ wan Ayo - fat together]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【神操作！男子为赶火车 骑摩托冲进售票厅[费解]】月日，广东中山北站，两名男子骑着一辆摩托车冲进售票厅后被民警拦下。据该男子介绍，他是为了赶火车，所以把摩托车开进来。为了让朋友帮其把车骑回去，男子还特意搭载了一名朋友[doge]。警方已对其予以行政处罚。 tRExTQm
[# # weibo communication radio [god operation! Ride a motorcycle man as to catch the train ran into the ticket office [difficult]] month day, guangdong zhongshan north station, two men riding a motorcycle was stopped by police after rushed into the ticket office. According to the man, he is in order to catch the train, so the motorcycle to move. To ask friends to help it put the motor back, man also specially picked up a frienddoge. The police have give administrative punishment to it. tRExTQm]
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优酷：过完十五才算过完年，#舌尖上的年# 还在继续哟~优酷君携手@豆果美食 给大家送福利[馋嘴]酷爱来参与活动，有机会获《舌尖》爆款大礼包哦[来]
tREoJU
[After is over the years, # # years continues on the tip of the tongue yo ~ youku jun to @ bean fruit food give you benefits [available] love to participate in the activities, have a chance to won the tongue hot style package oh, [to] < br > tREoJU]
优酷：她竟把唐代仕女复活了，优酷君携#长安十二时辰#的三个美少女祝大家“圆”宵节快乐，晚饭时间到，面对如此可爱的女孩子，感受着传统文化的魅力，可以多吃两大碗啦！！！新的一年一切圆圆满满，团团圆圆！[鼓掌]@长安十二时辰官微 @西安博物院
[She put the resurrection of the tang dynasty ladies, youku jun with # # changan Chen three beautiful girl I wish you all a happy night day circle, time to dinner, in the face of such a lovely girl, feel the charm of traditional culture, can eat two bowls of!!!!!! New Year festive, pandas! [applause.] officer micro @ @ changan Chen xian museum]
小浪同学爱吐槽：四级考很多次真的很羞耻吗？[思考]
[Level test many times its really a shame? [thinking]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：最萌元宵祝福来啦！在这个团团圆圆的节日里，桂宝祝大家元宵节喜乐，开开心心！#疯了桂宝动画片#，又疯又冷的小天才，在这儿等你呀[笑而不语]#酷剧场# tREojoIM
[The most of yuanxiao wishes come! In the round and round, round festival, GuiBaoZhu everybody Lantern Festival joy, open happy heart! # # crazy GuiBao animated films, little genius and crazy, cold, wait for you here ah [smiling without a word] # # tREojoIM cool theater]
微博位置：#值得去# 世界那么大，再不去看看就老了。春天的三鷹之森吉普力美術館这么美，你去看过了吗？图片来源：星星汇报员，喜欢gakki的tomoyo......#日本·三鷹之森吉普力美術館[地点]# tzLwwFX
[It # # the world so big, dont look at the old. Three eagle gallery of the jeep force of spring so beautiful, have you ever been to? Image the stars report, like gakki tomoyo... # of Japan, three eagle sen gallery [place] # tzLwwFX jeep force]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##长安#【长安将对CS召回车辆提供终身免费质保】月日，长安汽车正式发布声明，确认针对年月日召回范围内的长安CS .T车型提供发动机相关零部件终身免费质保。通告原文请见下图：tRESegAn
[# every news # # # changan changan will provide free lifetime warranty for CS recalled vehicles 】 month day, changan formally issued a statement, confirmed on (date) (month) (year) within the scope of the recall changan CS. T models provide engine related spare parts free lifetime warranty. The original notice, please see below tRESegAn]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：#优酷最强大脑#高颜值、高智商的@最强大脑梁紫晨 答题干脆利落，记忆速度更是惊人！再加上温柔又美腻，善良又霸气的多元属性，让人瞬间觉得粉对了人！ 今晚强中唯一的女生梁sir出战，不锁定优酷了解一下？[doge] #最强大脑#
[# # youku strongest brain high levels in appearance, high IQ @ the strongest Liang Zichen brain Answer the questions on flat and agile, memory speed is amazing! Combined with tender and beautiful, kind and domineering multiple attributes, let a person feel an instant powder for the people! Tonight is strong, the only girls beam Sir, dont lock youku understand? [doge] strongest brain # #]
但斌：回复@palmliu初中的时候，曾经一次吃过比这还大的个元宵！[笑cry]肚子撑死了[哈哈]@palmliu吃个吧[嘻嘻]
[Reply @ palmliu junior high school of time, once again had a yuanxiao is bigger than this! [laughing cry] belly support deadha ha @ palmliu eat a (hee hee)]
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南方都市报：#南都跑两会#【王国庆：我国经济不仅“颜值”高，“气质”也相当好】全国政协十三届一次会议月日下午举行新闻发布会，大会新闻发言人王国庆表示，年中国交出了一份很提气的经济年报，经济总量突破万亿，几乎相当于全世界GDP排名第五至第十，也就是英国、印度、法国、意大利、巴西、加拿大等六...全文： m.weibo
[# # SMW run two meetings [wang our countrys economy is not only the appearance high, temperament is also quite good 】 the thirteenth session of the CPPCC national committee meeting held on the afternoon of February nd press conference, news conference, said wang guoqiang, a spokesman in China to hand over a very economic report of the gas, economy the trillion-dollar, almost as much as the world GDP ranking fifth to the tenth, Britain, India, France, Italy, Brazil, Canada and so on six... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：[心][鲜花][作揖]@羊总之花菜炒蟹：圆圆满满
[[heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab festive]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@邓先生等突破谢谢[心][作揖][鲜花]@邓先生等突破时间的玫瑰已成了枕边书，受益匪浅，年出版的书，现在来看当时分析都是正确的，但总的眼光确实令人佩服。@但斌回复@地山谦谢谢[心][作揖][鲜花]@地山谦拜读了您的大作时间的玫瑰，真是相逢恨晚
[Reply @ Mr Deng and other breakthroughs thanks [heart] [bowing] [flowers] @ Mr Deng breakthrough time rose has become a bedtime books, such as benefit, year book, now analysis are correct at the time, but the overall vision is admirable. @ but bin reply @ mountain modest thanks [heart] [bowing] [flowers] @ mountain modest read your work time rose, meet really hate late]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：候机楼里有元宵，吃六个元宵，健康、吉利、快乐！[心][鲜花][哈哈]
[The terminal have yuanxiao, eat six yuanxiao, healthy, geely, happy! [heart] [flowers] [ha ha]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：#电视剧新笑傲江湖#已播出集，你们看了吗？[笑而不语]各位主角惊艳出场，你被哪位小哥哥小姐姐圈粉了呢？@丁冠森 @薛昊婧 @丁禹兮 @刘珈彤 @陈汛ccc @姜卓君-
[New thrive # # TV has broadcast sets, you see? [smiling without a word] each character jing, who is this little brother little sister ring powder? @ Ding Guansen @ Xue Haojing @ Ding Yu Chen xi @ liu ling @ CCC @ Jiang Zhuojun - sin]
猫扑：神奇的中国民间故事[笑cry]（@老阿姨在看着你）
[Magical Chinese folk story [laugh cry] (@) old aunt watching you]
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小野妹子学吐槽：#广场舞新势力#一个是最爱的老公，一个是小区一霸的老妈，这battle起广场舞谁输谁赢，考验你和陈伟霆夫妻感情的时候到了[笑而不语]@Levis中国大妈们尬舞都这么酷了，你们却还在玩手机，能为了礼物就这么皮！不说了，我也要赶快去PS了！
[New # # square dance is a favorite husband, a mother, is a bully who is winning and losing this battle square dance, test the time has come for you and William couples [smiling without a word] @ Levis Boyle are full dance in China are so cool, but you still playing mobile phone, be able to present so skin! Dont say, I also want to go to the PS!]
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