The officer micro interesting, dont have a car is not important to have a car, take you fly with yo

微博汽车：
    #车评精选# 国人对于换代最买账的做法就是换灯，这个说法，没毛病！[允悲]
[Review selected # # car countrymen for the upgrading of it is the most welcome in the lamp, this way, no problem! [allow sad]]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【#伪装车祸向女友求婚# 女友：我要杀了你！】美国戴维森县一小伙打算向做护士的女友求婚，他串通在医院工作的朋友，伪装自己出了事故送到医院，在女友惊恐的啜泣声中完成了求婚。女友激动地对小伙表示，“我愿意嫁给你，然后我要杀了你！”[跪了]你能接受这种“创意”吗？ ​
[【 # # camouflage crash to propose to his girlfriend girlfriend I want to kill you! The Davidson county, a guy wants to do the nurse girlfriend to marry him, he acted in collusion with the work in a hospital friends, camouflage themselves out of the accident to the hospital, completed the proposal in the girlfriend terrified sobbing. Girlfriend excitedly to guy said, Ill marry you, then I will kill you! [kneeling] can you accept this kind of creative? ​]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪汽车：
    #车市解码#月份全国乘用车销量环比呈现快下降，车市解码带你详细了解月份车市销量和各车型全国折扣排行榜。另，从下月起，车市解码将迎来年全新改版，新增新能源车和二手车实用数据~感兴趣的老司机来了解一下[doge] tRnIcrSZ ​
[# # market decoding in the passenger car sales from present fast falling, the auto market decoding with you in details about market sales and various models the discount list. Another, starting next month, the auto market will usher in a new decoding revision, the new new energy car and used car practical data to interested in old drivers to know about the doge tRnIcrSZ]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家：
    #家家汽车文化#纯电动跑车 实拍Rimac Concept TwotRnMTyr ​
[# every car culture # all-electric roadster will Rimac Concept TwotRnMTyr]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷：
    AUV，由@大张伟 老师作词作曲打造的#YC盛典#主题曲《没有人能在我的BGM里打败我》今日上线。烟嗓低音炮+阳光活力小奶音，简直是犯规！励志清新热血燃，循环播放根本停不下来，优酷君格外期待月日水立方现场演绎版了~ ps：听说你们把young choice听成梁朝伟？[允悲]
tRnMnpYh ​
[AUV by @ kid teacher or composer of # # YC festival theme song no one can beat me in my BGM online today. Smoke voice subwoofer + sunlight energy small milk, it is a foul! Self-help and fresh blood, looping dont stop, youku jun look forward to all the water cube live version of the February nd ~ ps Ive heard that you put the young choice to leung? [allow sad] < br > tRnMnpYh]

新沐sunshine：
    @Hello郑公子 @鸿雁在云鱼在水chris
[@ Hello childe @ hong yan zheng in a cloud of fish in the water, Chris]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

猫扑：
    【男学生约男网友开房被嫌长得丑 一气之下报假警】近日，建邺警方接到报警称，某五星级酒店内发生了一起命案。建邺警方迅速出动了辆车，多人赶到这家酒店却发现是一名大一男生报的假警。原来这名男生跟一个社会青年相约在酒店开房，但是青年对男学生的长相不满说他要报警离开，男同学就说认识公安朋...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 male students about male net friend margie was too ugly so called false police 】 recently, built his police received a report to the police, said together the murder happened in a five-star hotel. Built quickly dispatched his police car, people rushed to the hotel only to find that is a male freshmen false alarm. So this boy with a social youth meet in the hotel check in, but the youth dissatisfied with the male students face said he would report to the police leave, male classmate say know police friends... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

冷笑话精选：
    海草舞教学，了解一下[doge]
[Seaweed dance teaching, know about the [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

微博汽车：
    【男子报警称车窗玻璃被盗，民警“光速破案”：哥们你这车窗没升起来啊[doge]】月日，铜陵一男子报警称自己车窗玻璃被盗。但当@铜陵公安在线 民警赶到现场对车辆进行检查时，才发现这玻璃根本没被盗，而是其妻子在停车的时候忘记将窗户升上来了......网友：这智商基本告别开车了……[笑cry]...全文： m.weibo ​
[The man told police car Windows were stolen, police investigation the speed of light the elder brothers you this window did not rise to [doge]] month day, a man in tongling theft alarm calls itself the window glass. But when @ tongling public security police online inspection of vehicles rushed to the scene, only to find that the glass doesnt stolen, but his wife will forget when parking the window up...... Net friend this IQ basic farewell to drive a car... [laughing cry]... The full text m. eibo]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

优酷：
    @张杰 今天中午要做客优酷星球星驾到啦！小板凳搬好了没有？快来留下你的问题，想要自拍？想听语音？想看小视频？可能会被他翻牌哟！翻牌哦！翻牌哦！重要的事情说三遍！#张杰# @优酷 @优酷星球 活动直通门：tRnMUdvt [太开心] tRnMUdv ​
[@ zhang jie at noon today to visit youku star star!! Small bench moved good have no? Come and leave your problem, want to take? Want to listen to the voice? Want to see the video? May be he flop! Flip CARDS! Flip CARDS! The important things three times! # zhang jie # @ youku @ youku star activities through the door tRnMUdvt tRnMUdv [quite happy]]

南方都市报：
    【女婴被天降苹果砸致右脑丧失功能 警方初步锁定涉案人】月日，东莞塘厦镇观澜碧桂园小区，个月大的女婴凡凡被楼上落下的苹果砸中。CT显示，凡凡脑部有大面积脑出血，右侧头骨粉碎性骨折。“医生说即使以后醒过来，孩子右脑的功能也可能已经完全丧失了。”警方抽取住户DNA寻找嫌疑人。昨日，凡凡爸...全文： m.weibo ​
[The baby girl was heaven apple fell to the side of the brain loss function An initial police locked suspect 】 the date, the dongguan following mission hills country garden village, a girl that all who are falling apple fell in the upstairs. CT showed that whoever whoever has the massive hemorrhage, brain on the right side of the skull comminuted fracture. The doctor said that even after wake up, the child may also have the function of right brain completely lost. The police DNA extraction residents looking for a suspect. Yesterday, all pa... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

微博汽车：
    #车评精选# 两万块就能上路的二手“神车”[弗莱见钱眼开]
[Evaluation of selected # twenty thousand # car piece of second-hand car god can hit the road [frye greed]]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

冷笑话精选：
    塞尔维亚的街头艺人，整条街的浪漫指数都让你拉高了!
tRnMmGm ​
[Serbias buskers, romantic index all let you pull up the whole street! < br > tRnMmGm]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新沐sunshine：
    冻死在乍暖还寒的春天里[悲伤] ​
[Frozen to death in the warm spring [sad]]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

小米手机：
    当史上最自恋的画家与路易王朝最美的女人同框；
当梵高玩起百变造型，背后究竟发生了什么。
#小米MIXS# 一面科技，一面艺术。tRnMngty 。
你能数得清，这个视频里有多少张脸吗？
转发微博，抽送一台小米MIX S。
tRnMQE ​
[When the most narcissistic painter and Louis dynasty of the most beautiful woman with box; < br > when van gogh to play up the multivariant style, what exactly happened behind. < br > # millet MIXS# side of science and technology and art. TRnMngty. < br > can you count all the how many face in the video? < br > forwarding microblogging, pumping a millet MIX S. < br > tRnMQE]

探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

汽车之家：
    #家家新车图解##标致#【不同寻常的新任狮王 新标致市场展望】汽车界以动物形象作为品牌LOGO的厂家屡见不鲜，这当中以雄狮形象贯穿百余年风云的品牌只有一个，那就是标致。作为最令人印象深刻的品牌形象之一，标致在今年日内瓦车展上发布了新一代“狮王”——全新标致（R）。与以往的狮王不同，...全文： m.weibo ​
[# every new graphic # # # Peugeot [unusual new Peugeot market outlook 】 the new lion king has shaken by animal image as a brand LOGO manufacturer, with a lion of the image through more than hundred years there is only one of the brand, that is beautiful. As one of the most impressive brand image, Peugeot in Geneva motor show this year released a new generation of lion king - new Peugeot (R). Different from those of the lion king,... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷：
    #这就是舞者#所谓台上一分钟，台下十年功，街舞的Dancer正是最好的诠释！#这就是街舞#掌声、尖叫声的背后，选手们经历着什么？他们又过着怎样的练舞生活？月日优酷独播《这！就是舞者》，纪录真实的舞者人生！每周四点会员抢先看，周六点全免开放
tRnLCGdb ​
[Dancers # # this is the stage for a minute, the audience ten years of work, hip-hop Dancer is the best interpretation. # # this is the street dance behind the applause and scream, the players going through? They live a life what kind of dance practice? Youku February nd run this! Its dancers, record the real dancers life! Four members first to see every week, Saturday point is free and open < br > tRnLCGdb]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【蔡徐坤repo】有去过现场的网友发了一篇关于#蔡徐坤#的repo↓↓台上巴比龙台下baby龙的蔡徐坤，大家了解一下呢[憧憬]也有网友说，“流量”明星要重新洗牌了，你赞同吗？ ​
[[CAI xu repo] has been to the scene of the net friend hair a article about # # CAI xus repo papillon left left the stage the audience baby dragon CAI xu, you know? [hope] there is also a net friend said, traffic star to reshuffle, do you agree? ​]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博汽车：
    【手机比孩子重要？亲妈只顾低头玩手机，放任俩孩子马路乱窜被撞飞[衰]】近日，广西百色市乐业县迎宾大道，一位母亲带着两名幼儿园小朋友准备过马路。途中，母亲拿出手机使用，全然不顾自己的小孩在路上乱窜，不料被急驶来的汽车撞飞……所幸，孩子受轻伤并无大碍。tRnIovI ​
[The mobile phone is more important than children? Mother into play mobile phone, allowing two children the straggling thrown [failure]] recently, the guangxi baise leye county yingbin avenue, a mother took her two kindergarten kids ready to cross the road. On the way, mother took out his mobile phone use, despite their children scurrying about in the road, only to be flying, streams to car... Fortunately, the child suffered minor injuries unscathed. tRnIovI]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【云南大学惊现孔雀“蹭课”[憧憬]】月日，两只美丽的孔雀现身云南大学，时而飞上屋顶欣赏校园美景，时而在草坪上闲庭漫步悠闲自在，引得校园里的师生纷纷围观。网友：我们学校只有臭臭的石楠花[泪]大家的学校都有什么呢？tRnIdUuB ​
[The yunnan university near the peacock feral [hope]] month day, two beautiful peacock in yunnan university, sometimes fly roof enjoy campus beauty, sometimes walk leisurely, and on the lawn and campus of teachers and students have gathered. Net friend our school only stinky heather [tears] everyone what school? tRnIdUuB]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【男子结石年反复疯长 体外碎石超百次仍巨大[衰]】“我两个肾脏都长结石，到现在已经长了年了...”四川沐川宋先生的肾脏每隔个一两年就长出体积骇人的“巨大”结石：不停不停切，结石还是不停不停疯长，这让他苦闷不已。专家分析可能与他的这个行为有关↓↓tRnMRcf ​
[【 man calculi in repeated blooms in vitro rubble over one hundred times still huge [failure]] I long both kidney stones, to have long years now... Sichuan muchuan mr.soong kidneys grow volume every once in a year or two terrible huge stone keep cutting, stone or kept constantly growing, making his anguish. Expert analysis may be associated with this behavior of his left left tRnMRcf]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话#传统文化教育和现代文化教育的根本区别在哪里呢？ 用最简单的话说，二者（所谓现代文化教育其实就是商业文化或商业文明教育）的根本区别就在于：前者教人做人，后者教人做买卖；前者教人助人，后者教人算计人…… ​
[# # jinshan night traditional culture education and modern education fundamental difference in where? In the simplest terms, the two (the so-called modern culture education is business culture or commercial civilization education) of the fundamental difference lies in the former teach, the latter teach business; The former to help others, the latter to calculate people... ​]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

青年时报：
    #西湖早茶#：一个人与其在别人指点下规规矩矩行事，还不如让他自己去闯闯，出点差错，反能获得更多的教益。——毛姆 早安，各位。 ​​​​
[# # west lake tea behave under a person rather than in other directions, it is better to let him go to chuang chuang, something wrong, in order to gain more instructive. Good morning -- maugham, gentlemen. ​​​​]

新闻热线： 工作沟通、广告合作请联系微信：Alex

汽车之家：
    #家家新闻##日产#【日产Z继任者或将于今年年底亮相】近日有海外媒体称，日产Z的继任者有望于今年年底前亮相，并有望于年上市。同时外媒称，新车将与英菲尼迪Q共享平台，其中Nismo版车型的动力可达马力。 tRnMQap ​
[# # # # nissan every news 【 nissan Z successor will make its debut at the end of the year or 】 some overseas media recently said, nissan Zs successor, is expected to be unveiled by the end of this year, and is expected to be listed in years. At the same time, according to foreign media new car will be Shared with infiniti Q platform, including Nismo edition models of dynamic of horsepower. tRnMQap]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

微博位置：
    #值得去# 布达拉宫，评论区@ 出你想和TA一起去的那个人,图片来源：YECHENGXIN，years未......#拉萨·布达拉宫[地点]# tRyhHsYD ​
[# # to the potala palace, comments @ out the man you want to go with TA, image YECHENGXIN, years not... # #, the potala palace in Lhasa [place] tRyhHsYD]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

新浪汽车：
    #老司机课堂#我应该在车底，不应该在车里，看到你们有多甜蜜。。。他一定很爱你[doge] ​
[Old driver class # # I should be in the car, should not be in the car, see you how sweet... He must be very love you [doge]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【熊猫养成必经之路】旅居加拿大的大熊猫妈妈“二顺”和孩子“加盼盼”“加悦悦”即将搬离多伦多前往卡尔加里动物园[熊猫]镜头记录了熊猫宝宝被妈妈“坑”的高萌瞬间[憧憬]这个视频又想骗我偷熊猫！tRnfTIH（via Toronto Zoo YouTube） ​
[Panda cultivation path of giant pandas living in Canada mother with and two children live yue yue is about to move from Toronto to Calgary zoo [pandas] camera recorded the baby panda is mom pit Gao Meng moment [hope] this video and want to cheat me steal panda! TRnfTIH (via Toronto Zoo YouTube)]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

南方都市报：
    【警惕！韩国种化妆品重金属超标 快看看有你常用的吗】近日，韩国食品医药品安全处表示，韩国爱茉莉太平洋等家化妆品企业的种产品被查出重金属“锑”超标，包括韩国爱茉莉太平洋旗下品牌爱莉达恩和伊蒂之屋的遮瑕膏、遮瑕棒、眉笔等，思亲肤品牌的樱桃唇线笔等。央视财经tRnIBTtJ ​
[【 alert! South Korean cosmetics heavy metal exceeds bid quickly see how do you commonly used 】 recently, food pharmaceuticals security in South Korea, said Han Guoai jasmine Pacific cosmetics companies, such as products were found, heavy metal exceeds bid antimony brand Han Guoai jasmine Pacific ally dagen and yidi house of concealer, block defect rods, such as eyebrow pencil, festive skin brand cherry labial line pen, etc. CCTV tRnIBTtJ of finance and economics]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

猫扑：
    【广场舞什么的都弱爆了 两岁娃娃自学鬼步舞引围观】鬼步舞有多火？现在的“后”已经开始学了！月日，吉林市某广场，一群大人在跳鬼步舞，一位岁半的男童也跟着跳得有模有样，一点不输大人。孩子家长称，没人教，是自学成才的。网友：果真后浪推前浪……@时间视频 tRnfFbbr ​
[[what are too weak square dance Two years old baby step self-study ghost dance step led onlookers 】 the ghost dance how fire? Now the after have already started to learn! Month, jilin city square, a group of adults in ghost step dance, one and a half years old boy followed jump was properly, dont lose the adult. Nobody taught, the parents say, is self-taught. Net friend if after steady wave... @ time video tRnfFbbr]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：现发现自己的妹妹有同性恋倾向，且现在性格变得越来越孤僻自述有抑郁症，毕业后即使有好的文凭也迟迟没有上班工作，沟通几次都是以不耐烦告终，作为姐姐我应该怎么办，她还有希望恢复正常生活吗？金山：可以，那就要树立自信，不要拿同性恋不工作说事儿，其根源还是自卑。 ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend now found his sister are gay, and now is becoming more and more withdrawn personality self-reported depression, even if there is good after graduation diploma also hesitated to work work, communication several times are impatient, what should I do as a sister, she also hope to restore normal life? Jinshan yes, that is about to set up confidence, dont get gay dont work on that, the root cause or inferiority. ​]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

恒大冰泉矿泉水：
    #春分# 今天真是万物复苏惊喜连连呀！[害羞][haha]
[The vernal equinox # # its been a rebirth of surprises! [shy] (haha)]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【储户酒后到银行存款 第二天酒醒后吓出一身冷汗[黑线]】吴先生在饭桌上饮了很多酒，饭局过后他想起包里还有现金没存，就找了附近的ATM去存钱...谁知酒劲儿突然上头，吴先生转身离开，把万元现金和包都落在了ATM机上...第二天回想起来便脊背发凉，然而钱和包却找不见了→tRnMTYLu ​
[The deposit to the bank depositors drunk wine woke up the next day was out in a cold sweat [black line]]. Wu drink a lot of wine on the table, after the meal he didnt think of the bag and cash deposit, just find a nearby ATM to save money... But booze, suddenly wu turned to leave, left ten thousand yuan in cash and packages in the ATM machine... The next day, in retrospect, was sent back, but money and package to find missing - tRnMTYLu]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
    发表了博文《转载：Google和Facebook广告份额下降，谁在“虎口夺食”？》Google和Facebook广告份额下降，谁在“虎口夺食”？Morketing•小时前•大公tRnMTx ​
[Published the post reprinted Google and Facebook ads share drop, who in the desktop-and away? Google and Facebook advertising share, who is desktop-and away? Morketing• Hours before & bull; Dagong tRnMTx]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【女儿寄iPhone 父亲签收变坨铁[费解]】郑州的范女士把新买的苹果手机寄给父亲，但父亲收到的却是个“铁疙瘩”↓↓tRnIPROF 但快递公司称没发现被调包。是发货时出了问题，还是后期掉了包？详戳→tRnMTIAX ​
[IPhone [daughter father to sign for variable tuo iron [difficult]] of zhengzhou ms van send new apple mobile phone to the father, but he received was a bumps iron left left tRnIPROF down but I cant find been switched express company said. Out of the question, when is the delivery or late lost package? The detailed stamp - tRnMTIAX]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
    转：周三知己，早安分享：有人尊重你，你要清楚，他们是尊重你的人品，还是你的位置。有人喜欢你，你要清楚，他是喜欢你的才华，还是你的财富。有人佩服你，你要清楚，他们是佩服你的能力，还是你的权力。有人羡慕你，你要清楚，他们是羡慕你的幸福，还是你的运气。人品、才能、幸福是属于你的，其余都...全文： m.weibo ​
[Turn good morning, Wednesday confidant to share some people respect you, you know, they are respect your personality, or your location. Someone like you, you know, like your talent, he is still your wealth. People admire you, you know, they is the ability to admire you, or your power. Someone envy you, you know, they are the envy of your happiness, is your luck. Personality, talent, happiness belongs to you, the rest is... The full text m. eibo]

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