冷笑话精选:
干了[并不简单]@影视大魔王干了这碗鸡汤@刘国徽 世界没有想象中复杂,但也没有想象中简单。
[Dry [] are not simple @ video archenemy did this bowl of chicken soup @ Liu Guohui world not complicated, but is not simple as you think.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
MIUI:
认证申请已经提交,请问车是你开过来还是我去自提[偷笑]
[Certification application has been submitted, can you tell me the car are you coming or I go to the [laugh]]
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青年时报:
【“酒壮怂人胆”,浙江一男子酒后开车冲撞交警群众后逃逸被刑拘!】在酒精的作用下,人会做出很多荒唐的举动。最近在丽水市庆元县城建行附近中心路段,发生一起轿车冲卡撞伤交警的事。涉事驾驶人吴某已因涉嫌妨害公务罪被依法刑拘,月日,此案被正式移诉检察院。tRErB
[【 wine zhuang cowards bravery, after drinking and driving collision traffic police masses of zhejiang a man escape being detained!] Under the effects of alcohol, people will make a lot of ridiculous move. Celebrating yuan recently in lishui county construction bank near the center section, hurt in a car rushed card traffic police. Involved drivers Wu Mou has been in accordance with law, detained on suspicion of obstructing public business, June , the case was formally move lawsuit procuratorate. tRErB]
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但斌:
[笑cry]@江左小亨利:别说老外了,估计好多称呼连很多国人自己都不一定知道
[[laughing cry] @ jiang left little Henry dont say the foreigner, estimates that a lot of call even a lot of people dont necessarily know myself]
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微博搞笑排行榜:
说一件你经历的,最幸运爆棚的事!!!让我们沾沾喜气!出生前追上卵子那次不算
[Say something you experience, the most lucky now!!!!!! Lets be happy! Prenatal catch egg that doesnt count]
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猫扑:
哈哈哈同样的音乐和动作,为啥感觉不一样 tREouzI
[Ha ha ha the same music and movement, is what tREouzI feel different]
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汽车之家:
有一种“野百合也有春天”的感觉[doge]
[There is a sense of wild lily also have spring [doge]]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷:
【人造子宫 颠覆女性人生】人造子宫不仅是一个科学想象力的尝试?人造子宫的发明可以彻底改变女性生殖的命运?颠覆女性人生让生子不再“带球跑”[羞嗒嗒]#你说的都对#人造子宫,了解一下!
tREjzU
[Artificial wombs artificial wombs subversion female life 】 【 is not only a scientific imagination to try? The invention of the artificial womb can completely change the fate of the female genital? Upset the female life let children no longer run with ball [shame clicking] # # for artificial wombs, you said look at! < br > tREjzU]
新浪汽车:
#出行生活#【大雨中的温暖[心]】这位车主由于疏忽大意,晚上忘了关车窗,没想到第二天竟然看到这样一幕:不知哪位好心人在那个暴雨天,将他没有关的车窗用纸壳、胶带封好,并用留言提醒“哥们记得关窗户”[心][心][心]
[Travel life # # [rains warm [heart]] the owners due to negligence, forget to turn off the window in the evening, didnt expect the next day to see such a scene I dont know who the man in the rain day, he was on the window with a good paper, adhesive tapes, and leave a message to remind remember to close the Windows [heart] [heart] [heart]]
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优酷:
#优酷最强大脑#水哥@闲人王昱珩 鼓励队员方式曝光!真的!好霸气!!“六字箴言”令@最强大脑王峰 听完一脸怀疑人生哈哈哈~ [哈哈] 山水相争,谁能取胜?本周五晚,锁定优酷#最强大脑# 一起来享(huai)受(yi)比(ren)赛(sheng)吧~ [doge]
tREQYaT
[# # youku strongest brain water elder brother @ idle people Wang Yuhang encourages exposure! Really! Good ambition!!!!! Mani mantra @ the strongest brain Mr Wang After hearing a face of doubt life ha ha ha ~ (ha ha) landscape, who can win? This Friday night, the strongest brain lock youku # # together to enjoy (huai) by (yi) than (ren) (sheng) ~ [doge] < br > tREQYaT]
小野妹子学吐槽:
满满一碗蟹黄面,稳稳的幸福[馋嘴]...今天我赢了[doge] tRLHuQm
[A bowl filled with crab roe, firmly happiness [available]... Today I won the doge tRLHuQm]
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猫扑:
【现实版“小猪佩奇”?保姆猪上线 帮熊孩子收拾玩具】还在为宝宝弄乱玩具发愁吗?动画《小猪佩奇》火遍网络,小猪成为孩子们的新宠。现实中,一名女子竟然把自家宠物猪训练成了“保姆”,整理玩具堪称一把好手,专治熊孩子。@时间视频 tREQdWh
[The reality version of the pig page? Nannies pig online Help bear children toys away 】 for baby messing about toy? Animation piggy page fire through the network, pigs become the latest must-haves in the children. In reality, a woman had their pet pig training becomes a nanny, toy is a cook, cure to bear children. @ time video tREQdWh]
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优酷:
#电视剧烈火如歌# 万语千言入歌意,朝思暮想诉词曲。天暖了,愿雪化得慢一些,再慢一些……由实力唱将@张碧晨_ 演绎的《听雪》MV明日上线,记得来看啊。#张碧晨听雪#tREQnA
[# # series fire song thousand words in the song, mooning v. songwriter. The warm days, let the snow slowly, then slowly... By power will sing @ Zhang Bichen _ deductive listen to snow MV online tomorrow, remember to see ah. # # tREQnA Zhang Bichen listen to snow]
一块去旅行:
趁自己还年轻 多去几次属于自己的旅行
[While he was still young to several more of their own travel]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:
吴昕:
都说女生敏感,而我是资深敏感…肌[委屈] 我正式代言了曼秀雷敦全新问题肌专业对策品牌#肌研专方#,使用后肌肤水润光滑,急救了我的敏弱肌,终于不用为红肿肌肤抢镜慌张了[挤眼]推荐给被敏感肌困扰的朋友,快戳视频看全新的我→ #天生敏感,专研专护##.女王节#@曼秀雷敦中国官方微博 ...全文: m.weibo
[All say girls sensitive, and I am a senior sensitive... Muscle [wrong] I officially endorsed mentholatum muscle professional measures the brand new designed square # # muscle inquiry, after using the skin water embellish smooth, emergency my sensitive weak muscles, finally dont rob mirror panic for inflamed skin [eye] recommend to friends, beset by sensitive muscle fast stamp video to see new me - # naturally sensitive, special # # grinds only. The female group # @ mentholatum Chinas official weibo... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌:
发表了博文《转载:为什么片仔癀屡创新高?》为什么片仔癀屡创新高?西南证券医药团队--先说结论,估计年销量增速约为%,提价幅度预计%,净利润约为.亿元(增速约%,tREmzGX
[Published the post reprinted why tsai Huang record high? Why record slice seed Huang? Southwest securities medical team - say first conclusion, estimated annual sales growth for %, % increase is expected, and the net profit of about one hundred million yuan (about % growth, tREmzGX]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜:
“肤白多完美”“没纹身多干净”“没雀斑多好看”“没疤痕多漂亮”…在生活中被认为是“不完美”的她们,这一刻给大众评价致命一击:#只有完美才是美吗#。这些肌肤大片,让他们抛弃“不完美”的偏见,get真正的美丽——肌肤绝不止一种美。@多芬爱美丽 tREXkPA
[Skin white more perfect and no tattoo clean more no freckles beautiful no scar how beautiful... In life is considered to be not perfect, this moment to the public evaluation of a fatal blow # # is the only perfect it. These large skin, let they avoided the bias of not perfect, get real beauty - never check a kind of beautiful skin. Love beautiful tREXkPA @ dove]
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汽车之家:
#家家新车图解##奔驰A级#【内外兼修更加智能 体验全新奔驰A级】在今年的日内瓦车展上,奔驰带来了刚刚在月份首发全新奔驰A级。这一代A级可以说是获得了奔驰极大的支持,厂家把此前只出现在S级上的配置都“越级”加持到了A级身上,还有MBUX人机交互系统等代表最新科技的配置也都毫不吝啬地首次应用到...全文: m.weibo
[# every new graphic # # # mercedes-benz a-class 【 more intelligent inside and outside and repair experience new Mercedes a-class 】 in this years Geneva motor show, mercedes-benz has brought just starting in the new mercedes-benz a-class. This generation of a-class arguably won overwhelming support for the mercedes-benz, manufacturer has only appeared on the s-class had above the blessing of the configuration of A level, and MBUX human-computer interaction system on behalf of the latest technology such as configuration are none miserly to first applied to... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端:
不少网友封她为“豆腐西施”[憧憬]
[Many netizens for her tofu xi shi [hope]]
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南方都市报:
【儿子校车上欺负同学 父亲罚他雨中跑步上学[good]】当地时间月日,美国弗吉尼亚州,因儿子在校车上欺负人,父亲罚儿子跑一英里去上学。他一边直播儿子跑步,一边向观众分享:“他因为在校车上欺负人,被赶下车三天,我是绝对不会容忍这种事的,所以现在他得跑着去上学。”网友:这才是育儿正确姿势...全文: m.weibo
[【 son bullying classmate on the school bus Father made him running in the rain to school [good]], local time, Virginia, bully on the school bus in the son, the father sent his son to run a mile to school. His son live running, while share to the audience because of his bully people on the bus, kicked off three days, I am absolutely wont tolerate such a thing, so now he had to run to school. Net friend this is the parenting right position... The full text m. eibo]
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天猫:
#天猫看新车#携手@雷诺中国 @天猫互动吧 开启雷诺周年暨东风雷诺品牌之夜!即刻关注雷诺互动吧,瓜分万现金红包,预约试驾即可获得蓝牙音箱,猛戳以下链接tREEUKd 更多惊喜等你来!
[# Tmall see new car # @ @ Tmall Renault China interactive hand in hand Open the Renault anniversaries of dongfeng Renault brand night! Immediate concern Renault interaction, carve up cash a red envelope, to make an appointment for the bluetooth speaker test drive to stab the following links tREEUKd more surprise waiting for you! ]
天猫,阿里巴巴集团旗下网站,亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 :tmall 【客服电话】
新浪新闻客户端:
【岁女孩独自坐火车找妈妈 列车长自掏腰包给女孩补卧铺票[赞]】月日,新疆乌鲁木齐,一位岁的小女孩张嘉欣买站票独自乘火车去西安找妈妈。爸爸因为工作忙,把她送上火车后就离开了。列车长卢旭升自掏腰包帮她补了卧铺票,并联系女孩母亲顺利接上孩子。 tREGYwx
[【 year-old girl take the train to find mom alone conductor out-of-pocket darn girls berth ticket [great]] month day, xinjiang urumqi, a little girl at the age of cheung ka-yan buy sro tickets to xi an by train alone to find mom. Because the job is busy, dad put her on the train will leave after. Conductor Lu Xusheng out-of-pocket to help her to fill a berth ticket, and contact girl mother smoothly connected to children. tREGYwx]
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优酷:
“女神”真不是随便叫的,《克莱默夫妇》的女主梅姨,作为母亲、作为演员、作为女人处处显示出她过人之处,不止是认真、不止是努力,它俨然成为一种哲学。来#窦文涛圆桌派# 一起领略让人钦佩的“女神”本神
tREYKc
[Goddess is not literally call, kramer couples tying MeiYi, as a mother, as an actor, as a woman shows her edge everywhere, not only seriously, not only efforts, it has become a kind of philosophy. To # # holding round table sent together appreciate the goddess god of admirable < br > tREYKc]
新浪新闻客户端:
【真会玩!百名男生骑单车送女生上课[doge]】月日,四川@成都航空旅游职业学校 校学生会组织名男生,举办了一场浪漫的“骑车送女同学上课”的女生节活动。男生们手拿气球、化身“单车骑士”,女孩们惊喜不已,场面堪比小清新电影。网友:年轻真好啊![笑cry]@一手Video tREttw
[【 play! Hundreds of boys ride a bike to send girls in class [doge]] month day, chengdu sichuan @ air travel vocational school boys school students organization, held a romantic cycling female students in class girl day activities. Boys holding balloons, incarnation cyclists, girls surprise, scenes like small and pure and fresh movie. Net friend its nice to be young! [laughing cry] @ Video tREttw]
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ZAKER:
【斯里兰卡因暴力蔓延进入紧急状态 多家社交媒体被封】斯里兰卡总统西里塞纳日晚签署公报宣布,由于部分地区发生暴力事件,从当天起,该国进入为期一周的全国紧急状态。美媒日消息:为阻止暴力蔓延,斯里兰卡政府已经下令封锁包括Facebook在内的多家社交媒体网站。
[【 spread by violence in Sri Lanka a state of emergency Several social media banned] on the evening of Sri Lankas President kiosk senna signed a communique announced that due to the violence in some areas and from that day on, the country into the week-long national state of emergency. American media, news in order to prevent violence from spreading, Sri Lankas government has ordered the blockade of the various social media sites, including Facebook. ]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
猫扑:
【为在朋友圈里撩妹,这三个男人竟组队偷走村里的折纸工艺品】月日,浙江海宁新塘村农俗园失窃了。被偷的不是钱也不是家电,而是村委会工作人员亲手制作的精美折纸工艺品。这些东西虽然精美,但说实话卖不了几个钱。经查,偷东西的是三个男人,偷到手后,他们马上拍照发朋友圈炫耀,说:“见过哇?漂...全文: m.weibo
[【 for curtains in the circle of friends younger sister, the three men had a team steal in the village of origami craft 】 month day, zhejiang haining xintang CunNong common garden were stolen. Is not stolen money nor appliances, but the village committee staff have made beautiful origami crafts. Although these things fine, but dont tell the truth to sell a few money. Via checking, stealing the three men, stolen, they sent the circle of friends to show off immediately take pictures, said seen wow? Drift... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
#这就是铁甲# 尊迷们对战队经理人@吴尊 有什么想问的?截止月日之前提出的问题有可能被翻牌哟![憧憬]重要的话多说几遍,记得关注@这就是铁甲官博 @优酷 会提高翻牌几率哦~
[# # this is the real statue of fans against team manager @ wu zun what want to ask? Before the deadline date of questions may be double card! [hope] important said a few times more, remember to focus on @ this is the real official Po @ youku will increases the chances of flip oh ~]
东方航空:
【心为翅膀,为爱启航!】明天月日,买《一张飞往心底的机票》,别让对话变成独白,别让梦想无法触及,别让承诺只剩等待,对你爱的她说一句感谢。[心] tREVKe
[The heart as the wings, set sail for love! Month day, tomorrow to buy a ticket to fly to the bottom of my heart, dont let the conversation into a monologue, dont let the dream cant touch, dont make promises only wait for, she said saying thank you for your love. [heart] tREVKe]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海,是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年,以原东航集团公司为主体,在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合,东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主,通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
新浪新闻客户端:
妇产科系产科主任萧胜文介绍,目前已知的全球最高龄产妇是印度一名岁妇女,经剖腹产生下一名男婴。[吃惊]
[Obstetrics and gynecology, director of the department of obstetrics Xiao Shengwen introduction, as the worlds most women are now known to is an old woman, India by caesarean section of a baby boy. [surprised]]
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新浪汽车:
#购车帮帮忙#【万元买台BBA家轿,到底怎么选?】奔驰C级,宝马系,以及奥迪AL...这款万元BBA家轿,你更倾向_______?听@赵较瘦聊车 分别从配置和优惠幅度上详细解析一下↓↓↓tRETJn (视频来源:@购车帮帮忙 )
[# # car help [ten thousand yuan buying a BBA home car, what to choose? Mercedes-benz c-class, BMW series, as well as the audi AL... The $ten thousand BBA home car, you prefer...? Listen to @ zhao lean to chat Respectively from the configuration and discounts on detailed analytical left left left tRETJn (video source @ car help)]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽:
以后遇到对你恶语相向,然后还要说“我就是开个玩笑”“你怎么这么没幽默感”“还真生起气没完了?”的人,一律尽快远离,这种人不值得交往[作揖]
[After writing to you, then said I am a joke you how so have no sense of humor still angry really the end? Will be away as soon as possible, this person is not worth [bowing]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
知乎:
【为什么年轻人越来越反感「亲戚」这群人?】Xueheng Li:「从经济学的角度来看,很多年轻人主要依靠在市场中的工作活动来获得收入和保障,很大程度脱离了旧有基于亲缘网络的风险保障系统,因此也就没有动力去和亲戚攀谈和维护关系了。」👉tREQjrg
[【 why young people more and more antipathy relatives this group of people? Xueheng Li from the point of view of economics, many young people rely mainly on work activities in the market to get income and guarantee, largely out of the old risk guarantee system based on kinship networks, so there is no incentive to talk with relatives and maintain the relationship. 👉tREQjrg ]
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优酷:
在香港当活动主持比明星更辛苦,演员们应对媒体采访都有自己的套路,让主持们苦不堪言。其实“戏精”早就不止屏幕内外了,生活里同样处处皆是#窦文涛圆桌派#
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[Host of the activity in Hong Kong when more hard than stars, actors deal with the media has its own routines, let host. Actually play would have more than the screen inside and outside, life in the same everywhere # holding round table sent # < br > tREjrM]
汽车之家:
#家家汽车文化##捷豹#【大胆前卫 日内瓦车展聊捷豹I-PACE】动力方面,I-PACE采用了两台电动机,它们分别布置在车辆前后轴上,以此实现四驱功能。车辆最大功率为马力和最大扭矩为牛·米,官方公布信息显示其-kmh加速时间为.秒。电池组部分,捷豹中国官网公布其采用了kWh电池组,海外媒...全文: m.weibo
[# # # # every auto culture jaguar 【 bold avant-garde The Geneva motor show chat jaguar I - PACE 】 motivation, I - PACE USES two electric motors, respectively arranged on the vehicle front axle, to realize the all-wheel-drive. Vehicle maximum power for the horsepower and torque for the cattle, and information display its official - KMH to accelerate time. Seconds. Battery parts, jaguar Chinas official website announced its adopted kWh battery pack, overseas media... The full text m. eibo]
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保时捷:
#porschemoments# The Porsche Effect(一)丨以经典定格时光,以驰骋达成理想。保时捷博物馆携众多经典车型,空降美国洛杉矶 Petersen 汽车博物馆。历史标志、赛道冠军、公路强者、技术前沿,不仅仅是一件件藏品,更是行走中的保时捷。
[# porschemoments# The Porsche Effect (a) 丨 with classical fixed time, to run for The ideal. The porsche museum with lots of classic models, the airborne Petersen automotive museum in Los Angeles, USA. Historical marks, track champion, highway the strong, the technological frontier, is more than one collection, is walking in the porsche. ]
自 年以来,保时捷将旗下全系跑车引入中国,旨在为将我们所倡导的运动体验和创新精神带给每一位渴望挑战、追求完美的中国车友。
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