美元的琴 VS 美元的琴
哈哈哈哈这混搭组合太好笑了！蜜汁好听[笑cry]
tREcbkD
[$$v < br > of the ha ha ha ha the mix combination is too funny! Honey listen [laugh cry] < br > tREcbkD]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
易信easyMarkets：【中国月外储环比下跌.亿美元，为年月来首次减少】中国月外汇储备 .亿美元，预期 亿美元，前值 .亿美元；中国月外汇储备 .亿SDR，前值 .亿SDR。
[【 on Chinas reserves fell. $, for the first time in years reduce 】 China on foreign exchange reserve. $, expected $value before. $; China on foreign exchange reserves, the SDR, former value. The SDR. ]
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新浪汽车：#新车情报局#【全新帝豪上市 售价.-.万元】另外在配置方面，新车将根据车型的不同提供全液晶仪表盘、英寸触控液晶中控屏、AQS空气质量管理系统、PM.智能空气净化系统、全自动恒温空调等...你心动了吗？[二哈]
[# # new cia [new emgrand listed price. - $ten thousand] in the configuration, the new car will provide all the LCD panel according to difference of car types, inch touch LCD screen for intermediate, AQS air quality management system, PM. The intelligent air purification system, automatic constant temperature air conditioning, etc... You move? [two ha]]
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冷笑话精选：人生都是充满选择[doge]
[Life is full of choice [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
薛蛮子：今天讨个口彩，恭亲王奕訢墨宝：寿如山。 tRJSpC
[Today for a KouCai, prince gong yi 䜣 calligraphy ShouRuShan. tRJSpC]
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猫扑：这个粤语说得太溜了吧[跪了]tREQnsl
[The cantonese speak too slip] [kneeling tREQnsl]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
优酷：#看歌手来优酷#酷酷的老炮嗓@KZTandingan谭定安 本周要演唱经典动画片《汽车总动员》的主题曲《Real Gone》，期待小姐姐的精彩表现，想和这位摇滚少女一期飙~~~~起来。
[# # the singer to youku cool old gun voice @ KZTandingan tan anding This week to sing the theme from the classic cartoon cars Real Gone, looking forward to excellent performance, little sister wanted to rock and the girl a period up ~ ~ ~ ~. ]
微博汽车：#大V聊车# 情路坎坷，难免磕磕碰碰，学好怎么换“备胎”，以备不时之需！[坏笑]送上一期《实用换备胎指南》祝广大女车友们节日快乐！@车浆糊 tREUxP
[Talk about car # # big V bumpy road, hard to avoid and learn how to change the spare tire, for a rainy day! [laugh] to issue the practical change spare tire guide happy New Year to the masses of female drivers! @ car paste tREUxP]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
小野妹子学吐槽：是我[跪了]@送你汽油桶啊：不买比买了没钱生活难受。
[Is petrol tank] [kneeling @ I give you dont buy than bought no money life miserable.]
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青年时报：【岁姑娘躺上手术台，杭州医生给她从头到脚扎了根针！】怎样能够在手术过程中避免误伤支配人体活动的神经？在过去长达年的时间里，浙江大学医学院附属第二医院麻醉手术部主任严敏和团队里近名医生一起，一直致力于研究如何在外科手术时为手术医生提供神经监测。就在春节返工后的第一天，神经外...全文： m.weibo
[【 years old girl is lying on the operating table, hangzhou the doctor gave her a needle from head to foot!] How to avoid in the process of operation nerve injured dominate human activities? In the past years, the second hospital affiliated to zhejiang university school of medicine, director of anesthesia surgery YanMin with nearly a doctor in the team, at the time of surgery has been committed to research how to provide surgeons with nerve monitoring. On the first day of the Spring Festival after the rework, nerve outside... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#温暖的弦# 今日开局！[奥特曼]徘徊在指尖抚弯的眉角，谁在用心一丝一弦地敲击？缠身在心间半垂的柔眸，谁在用心一枝一瓣地觅寻？落子，无悔。举杯，未定…@张翰 @張鈞甯 正式入局。[心]@温暖的弦电视剧 优酷等你[爱你]
[# warm string # start today! [she] hovering around the tip of the finger stroke of eyebrow bend, who in a intention of a string to knock? With a soft in heart all the year and a half hanging eyes, who in a intention of a disc to demand? Move later, without regret. A toast, pending... @ Hans zhang @ loesch rather formal incoming. [heart] @ the string series of warm youku waiting for you to love you []]
南方都市报：#南都跑两会#【农业部部长：转基因食品食用不食用 由消费者选择】农业部部长韩长赋：转基因的问题，说到底是科学问题、法治问题。安全不安全，应该是科学来评价；能种不能种，应该由法规来处理；食用不食用，应该由消费者自己来选择。tREQEne
[# # SMW run two meetings [agriculture minister genetically modified (gm) food to eat dont eat by consumer choice 】 minister of agriculture han changfu genetically modified (gm), in the final analysis is a scientific problem, the rule of law. Security is not safe, it should be scientific to evaluate; Can not species should be handled by the laws and regulations; Dont eat, should be choice by consumers themselves. tREQEne]
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微博汽车：#日内瓦车展# #车评精选# #大V聊车# 日内瓦车展最重磅的车型之一，希望进入国内之后，即便车身加长，其他部分也能保持目前的水准。至于屏幕……多块大屏的感受并不好啊，看着是种傻有钱的感觉……[摊手]
[Evaluation of selected # # # # # the Geneva motor show car big car # V chat the Geneva motor show is one of the most heavy vehicles, hope into the country, even if the body longer, other parts also can maintain the current level. As for the screen... Much larger piece of feeling is not good, saw that it was kind of silly rich feeling... [stand hand]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
汽车之家：#家家新闻##起亚#【将于月亮相 全新起亚K最新预告图】日前，起亚官方再度发布了一组全新起亚K（北美也称起亚K）的预告图。最新的预告图充分展示了这款起亚旗舰级轿车的设计风格，据悉，其将在年月正式亮相。 tREbOUZ
[# # # # kia every news will make its debut in the month the new kia K latest forecast figure 】, kia official once again issued a set of new kia K (also known as kia K) in North America the forecast figure. The latest forecast figure fully demonstrates the kia flagship sedan design style, it is reported, it will officially debut in the year. tREbOUZ]
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平安北京：#北京交警提示#【明日出行提示】月日，限行机动车尾号为和。早高峰及上午时段，北五环东段、京密路、机场高速、东二环北段、东南五环、京沪高速、东南三环、建外大街、西五环、阜石路、西四环、中关村大街、学院南路、大柳树路、车公庄大街、西二环北段、前三门大街、长安街及其延长线等路段，将会...全文： m.weibo
[Traffic police tip # # Beijing month day, tomorrow travel tips 】 【 restrictions tail for and motor vehicles. Morning rush and morning session, the north east section of the rings, the Beijing dense road, airport expressway, the north district, southeast of the rings, the beijing-shanghai high-speed, southeast three-ring, soho street, west the rings, the mound stone, west fourth ring road, zhongguancun avenue, the institute of south road, big willow road, che zhuang, west street on north, QianSanMen street, chang an avenue and its extension, such as road, will be... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#单恋大作战#【女生节】版海报曝光，豆瓣评分.，少女心爆棚的青梅竹马单恋剧持续高能撒糖中，犬系男友胡理山@孔垂楠Korn 花式告白撩妹，emmmm，这样的男友请给小酷来一打
[# # unrequited love against poster girl day 】 【 exposure, scores. Douban, girl heart empty childhood sweethearts in unrequited love drama continued high energy and sugar, the dog is a boyfriend Hu Lishan @ hole vertical nan Korn fancy confessions snatched a younger sister, emmmm, boyfriend, please give this small cool to a dozen]
猫扑：【继公交上地铁里马路边之后 “写作业的小朋友”又圈占了婚宴 】“写作业的小学生”势力范围不断延伸。月日，河南平顶山，一名小学生在婚宴餐桌上拿出作业奋笔疾书，满桌的美食也无法吸引她注意。原来，女孩即将升初中，课程紧张，赶着写读后感。最终婚宴只吃了一半就匆匆走了。@时间视频
...全文： m.weibo
[【 after road bus on the subway homework kids and occupy the wedding banquet 】 pupils homework spheres of influence extends continuously. Date of pingdingshan, henan, a primary school student in countless wedding banquet table with homework, full table of food also is unable to attract her attention. It turns out that the girl will soon rise junior high school, course, driving the write a journal entry. Eventually go the reception only ate a half. @ time video < br >... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：【杭州八旬老人摔倒，多名路人冲上前搀扶，还有一个动作让人暖心！】杭州滨江一岁老奶奶在公交站台摔倒，已经被路过的好心人扶起，但老人一直喊疼站不起来，民警胡畏用膝盖做靠背十分钟，救护车赶到后，还陪老奶奶去医院。tREUlGf
[The hangzhou octogenarian fall, several people rushed forward to assist, and an action to let a person warm heart!] Hangzhou binjiang one year old old woman at the bus station fall, has been passing good intention person to help, but the old man always shout ache stand up, police Hu Wei with knee back ten minutes, the ambulance arrived, also accompany old woman to the hospital. tREUlGf]
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优酷：#电视剧美好生活# 徐天#张嘉译#梁晓慧@李小冉 感情进展神速，徐天主动出击，越来越会撩啦！“美好生活”情话课堂持续开课中，你敢说你比张嘉译更会撩妹么？！
[# # # # jiayi zhang xu day show a better life xiao-hui liang @ li xiaoran feelings progress rapidly, xu day initiative, more and more of them! Good life love word class last classes, you dare to say you will be more than jiayi zhang liao younger sister? ! ]
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我和男朋友上个星期因为他的前女友闹的不开心，当时他和她的一些朋友在一起唱歌喝酒，喊我去。他说他喝醉了，我就过去了，后面我我看她手机发现他还和前女友联系，我就很生气就要走他就抱住我很紧当时我也没有力气了一直哭，后天他真的好醉我也一直哭要走，他不让我走，后面没办法他...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to friends my boyfriend and I last week because of his former girlfriend make not happy, when he and some of her friends together to sing to drink, call me. He said that he was drunk, I am the past, I found him still and I see her phone back his former girlfriend, I want to leave is very angry and he hugged me very tight at that time, I also havent the strength to continue crying, he really good drunk the day after tomorrow I have been crying to go, he wont let me go, back to him... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
小野妹子学吐槽：没错，是本追星宅了...剁手吃土了解一下[跪了]
[Yes, this make track for a star house... Chop hand eating dirt out] [kneeling]
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优酷：#看歌手来优酷#谁家这么仙的小哥哥赶紧认领啊，不认领的话优酷君可是抱走了哦。@霍尊 [笑而不语][笑而不语]
[# # singer to youku who look so fairy little brother rushed to claim, but does not claim youku king went well. @ Mr Honour [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word]]
优酷：恭喜@遇见and倾心 @胡同里的养猫人儿 @小七到处讨米吃 @柠檬泡的茶喝不 获得#这就是街舞#现场录制门票～快来私信优酷君领奖吧！[来]@优酷 女神节福利大放送！在本条微博下评论说出#这就是街舞#中令你印象最深的金句，优酷君将从热评中再额外抽取两位宝宝各送出录制名额一个！截止到今天下午点哦～
[Congratulations @ meet and fall in love @ alley cat person @ around seven for m eat @ lemon bubble tea is not for # # this is the dance scene to record the tickets ~ come on DMS youku jun award! [to] @ youku The goddess of welfare big send out! Under this weibo comments say # # this is the street make you the deepest impression in gold, youku jun will be extra extraction from buzz two baby each sent to record number one! By the end of the point oh ~ this afternoon]
青年时报：【在竞争平台恶意下单牟利万 “去哪儿”网名员工被抓！】据警方介绍，年月以来，“去哪儿”网员工李某及其同伙，在美团注册了多个用户，频繁下单预订酒店。订单支付后，以到店无房、查无订单等理由拨打美团客户电话，要求退款并赔偿。仅半年时间，李某等人总共获得赔偿款万余元。接到报案后...全文： m.weibo
[[in order with malicious competition platform for profit where net staff caught!] Since, according to the police, where net li mou and its affiliates, employees in the group signed up for multiple users, frequent order booking hotel. After payment, no room, no orders to the stores to reason and the customer calls, such as ask for a refund and compensation. Only half a year, li mou and others get properly more than yuan altogether. After receiving report... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：【气温反复跳水， “降温病”又闹忙起来！仅心血管病人就多了近三成】气侯忽冷忽热、冷热不定，一不留神就会让疾病钻了空子。记者从浙江中医药大学附属第二医院了解到，连续两天的降温，医院的心血管内科、呼吸内科、风湿免疫科等多个科室的门急诊量明显增多。专家提醒，患有慢病的老年人及免疫力较弱...全文： m.weibo
[【 temperature diving repeatedly, cool and make busy! Only cardiovascular patient is nearly thirty percent more blows hot and cold climate, hot and cold, one not careful will make disease exploiting the loopholes. The reporter understands from the second hospital affiliated to zhejiang university of Chinese medicine, for two consecutive days of cooling, hospital cardiovascular internal medicine, respiratory medicine, the door of the various departments such as li rheumatism lead er visits increased obviously. The expert reminds, suffer from slow disease of the elderly and the weak immunity... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【险！客车司机边开车边吃米粉 车速还很快】近日，广西桂林一客车司机边吃米粉边开车。该司机没系安全带，左手端碗，右手握方向盘，吃粉时，仅用左胳膊抵住方向盘…就这样他吃了近分钟，期间还不时接打电话，而当时车上有多名乘客！按相关规定，该司机被罚款元，扣分。...全文： m.weibo
[# # weibo communication radio [risks. Bus driver while driving to eat rice noodles The speed also soon 】 recently, guangxi guilin ate rice noodles while driving a bus driver. The driver didnt wear your seat belt, the left hand side dishes, right hand holding the steering wheel, eat meal, only use my left arm against the steering wheel... So he ate nearly minutes, also from time to time during the call, how passengers at a time when the car! According to the relevant provisions, the driver was fined RMB, penalty points. ... The full text m. eibo]
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一块去旅行：最爱的，还是这人间烟火。
[Love, or the earthly fireworks. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
猫扑：这个横幅很骚了（图：@甜菜女巫）
[The banner is SAO (figure @ beet witch)]
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汽车之家：#家家新车图解##梅赛德斯#【Panamera的对手了解下 实拍AMG GT 四门】在本届日内瓦车展上，奔驰正式发布了梅赛德斯-AMG GT四门Coupe（Mercedes-AMG GT -Door Coupe），新车定位于一款大型四门运动轿车，并将保时捷Panamera定位于直接竞争对手，各位富豪们抢先了解一下？tRELMG
[# every new car diagram # # # Mercedes [eve opponents know collaosed AMG GT four 】 at the Geneva motor show, mercedes-benz officially released four Door Coupe AMG Mercedes - GT (AMG Mercedes - GT - Coupe feel), new car in a large four-door sports car, and to locate a porsche eve on direct competitors, plute people first to learn about everyone? tRELMG]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
南方都市报：#南都跑两会#【农业部部长韩长赋：不允许城里人到农村买宅基地盖房】农业部部长韩长赋今天在记者会上表示，城里人到农村买宅基地盖房在政策上是不允许的，但如何盘活利用闲置农房“值得研究”。tREQBEdu
[# # SMW run two meetings [minister of agriculture han changfu do not allow the city to buy land to build a house in the countryside) minister of agriculture han changfu at a press conference today, said the city to buy land to build a house in the countryside is not allowed in the policy, but how to revitalize the use of idle housing is worth studying. tREQBEdu]
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优酷：#电视剧烈火如歌# 来用中二的方式打开《烈火如歌》啊～银雪@周渝民 负责卖萌喊口号，如歌@Dear-迪丽热巴 负责拯救世界，这要是没点中二属性都不好意思行走江湖了[哈哈]
[# # series fire song in two ways to open the fire like the song ~ silver snow @ vic Chou is responsible for the show MOE shout slogans, such as song @ Dear - Dillon heat is responsible for saving the world, if have no this point two attributes are embarrassed to walk rivers lake (ha ha)]
小野妹子学吐槽：今天就不皮了,好好答题！皂角君自古就是天字第一号纯天然洗头水,能去油去污,简直和立白倡导的健康生活不谋而合！@黄晓明我立白了！植物力量不仅可以为我们洗涤污垢，还能给我们一个绿色健康的家。@Angelababy @立白给你绿色健康的家 #植物力量是什么#
[Today is not leather and have a good answer! Honeylocust jun since ancient times is the day the word no. natural shampoo, can go to oil decontamination, and made white advocate healthy life coincides with mine! @ huang xiaoming I made white! Power plants can not only for us to wash the dirt, also can give us a green and healthy home. @ Angelababy @ made white to you what is green and healthy home # power plant #]
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微博位置：停下忙碌的脚步，来看看美丽的彩虹！
[Stop busy footsteps, to see the beautiful rainbow!]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
微博汽车：行车电脑刷隐藏功能小教程来了，低配车刷成高配车，四舍五入省了好几万[嘘]
[Driving computer brush hidden features small tutorial to match car painted with high low, rounded saved tens of thousands of [SHH]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
微博位置：#值得去# 春天的越南岘港，你去过了吗？图片来源：uornin，柚子蔚蔚......，这里有更多博主美图哦～进入传送门➡️#越南·越南岘港[地点]# tzLVfMy
[# # is worth in the spring of da nang, Vietnam have you ever been to? Image uornin, grapefruit wei wei... , there are more bloggers beautiful oh ~ enter the portal ➡ ️ # da nang, Vietnam Vietnam [place] # tzLVfMy]
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