2018年3月1日星期四

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    有爱!下雨了,爷爷给小狗穿雨衣,确保它没有被淋到[二哈]
tREisg ​

[There is love! Rain, grandpa give the dog a raincoat, make sure that it has not been caught in [two ha] < br > tREisg]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

冷笑话精选:
    一起豹富[doge]@豆瓣说👌
[一起豹富[doge]@豆瓣说👌]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

平安北京:
    【美丽警花竞相绽放,请为她投上一票】她始终热爱接警工作,带着“真情”开展服务,充满“热情”在“线上”为民排忧解难,用“细心”为一线处置民警快速定位、发现线索。她积极协助民警开展对接警中心余名文职的日常管理和业务培训,架起了民警与文职的沟通桥梁,将团队的凝聚力、执行力和战斗力发...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 beautiful police flowers bloom, please vote for her. She always love called work, with love to carry out the service, full of passion in the line for the people and with a careful for first-line treatment of rapid positioning, police found clues. She actively assist the police to carry out the daily management of turning center over civilian and professional training, set up a bridge of police and civilian communication, team cohesion, executive force and fighting capacity of hair... The full text m. eibo]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    作品也好,爱豆也好,都是这个道理...人生若只如初见,专注自己的感受,不被黑粉左右[跪了] ​
[Work or love beans, is the truth... If life only such as first, focus on their feelings, not about black powder] [kneeling]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

一块去旅行:
    超级温馨[心]
[Super sweet [heart]]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

猫扑:
    想偷袭却被发现的猫,我只是想伸个懒腰tREiFbUQ ​
[Want to sneak attack has been found that cat, I just want to stretch tREiFbUQ]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

微博汽车:
    【大快人心!时速飙到公里的摩托车驾驶人抓到了】月日,多名网友在微博上曝出一段视频,一辆摩托车在南京机场高速上飙车,最高时速飙到公里时。月日,现代快报记者从南京交警部门获悉,今天上午时分,南京交警高速五大队办案民警在南京市鼓楼区戴家巷附近某精品公寓内,将涉嫌危险驾驶...全文: m.weibo ​


这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

平安北京:
    【美丽警花竞相绽放,请为她投上一票】她从一名基层反扒民警,再到市局法制刑事案件支队,经历了从台前到幕后的角色转变。她作为市局侦审一体化专项工作小组成员,全程参与了市局侦审改革的进程,亲历了改革各个关键节点,从前期的集中调研到具体负责配套规范性文件的起草,再到侦审改革督导组成员,多...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 beautiful police flowers bloom, please vote for her. She is from a grassroots an civilian police, criminal cases to the city bureau of legal team, experienced from the front to the change of the role of behind the scenes. Her as a special working group members, city bureau careful budgeting integration involved with the city bureau of careful budgeting reform process, witnessed the reform the key nodes, from preparing the concentration of research to concrete is responsible for supporting the normative documents drafting, members of the teams to careful budgeting reform, more... The full text m. eibo]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【座面包车载了个人 这个驾驶人太疯狂!】日前,@湖北高速交警江岸大队 查获一辆严重超员面包车。经核查,该车核载人,竟挤进去人(其中名小孩),超员达%!面对交警“一个人收多少钱”的询问,驾驶人矢口否认,不料被乘客当场说破:“一人收,到地方再给”,坐实其非法营运的...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # weibo communication radio [a bread car personally the driver is too crazy!] A few days ago, @ high-speed traffic police riverbank brigade of hubei province Seized a serious overcrowding the van. After verification, the vehicle nuclear manned and squeeze into one (including children), one of %! In the face of the traffic police how much do you charge for a person inquiries, denied driver, only to be passengers had on the spot give a person, to the place, sit by the illegal operation of... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##宝马X#【将今年夏季上市 国产宝马X官图发布】日前,华晨宝马正式发布了国产X的新车官图,该车与海外版车型保持了相同的设计和车身尺寸。根据此前消息,该车将于年夏季正式上市销售。tREieQnf ​
[# every news # # BMW X# 【 will be released this summer listed domestic BMW X officer figure 】, brilliance BMW officially released the new official figure, domestic X the vehicle keep the same design with overseas edition models and body size. According to the news, the car will be officially went on sale in summer. tREieQnf]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #电视剧烈火如歌#是软萌可爱的凤九,也是明艳动人的如歌。百变的#迪丽热巴#,你最爱哪一个?@Dear-迪丽热巴 [心] ​
[# # series fire song is soft of lovely chicken nine, such as song is touching mingyan. Wild card # Dillon heat #, which one you like best? @ Dear - Dillon hot ba [heart]]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    老师对不起,我把你教我的知识一点没拉的还给你了......[允悲]
[Teacher Im sorry, I didnt put you to teach me knowledge a bit back of you... [allow sad]]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

南方都市报:
    【流感下的广州夫妇:一场流感花了几十万,人救回来了】月日感冒起病,月日看了次普通门诊,到月日入院、住ICU,月日上人工膜肺予以呼吸支持…这个春节前后,广州的沈卫一直处于焦虑、游离的状态。常识告诉他,普通感冒往往就是休息几天,吃点药就好的事情,可他的太太、岁的李云拖延至今的...全文: m.weibo ​
[[guangzhou couple under the flu a flu spent hundreds of thousands of people saved back 】 June , the onset of the cold month, look at the time the general outpatient service to date of admission and in ICU, on February nd artificial membrane support breathing lungs... Before and after the Spring Festival, guangzhou Shen Wei has been in a state of anxiety, free. Common sense told him that the common cold is often only a few days rest, take some medicine is good thing, but his wife, liu yun delay since the age of... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子暴打女儿将其绑在摩托上拖行 女儿爸爸就是爱打我】日,广西大化县一男子用铁丝捆绑岁女儿双腿,用短棍抽打,随后将女儿绑在摩托车上拖行.实拍→tREigLXy 目前,民警已将男子控制,女孩只受皮外伤。据男子所在村委会称,其家里共个小孩,男子也曾打过其他子女[怒] ​
[The man beating her daughter should be tied to the dragged on Daughter father is love play my day 】, guangxi dahua county a man with wire bundling old daughter legs and a short stick whipped, then tied the daughter dragged on the motorcycle. The film - tREigLXy at present, the police have mens control, the girl only by skin injury. According to the man in the village committee, the home has a child, man has hit other children [anger]]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    缘分到了,自然会瘦下来的🙏 ​
[缘分到了,自然会瘦下来的🙏 ​]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【武汉女孩被护栏卡脖致死 曾为家人放弃万年薪[伤心]】岁的闻舒踩到自己的行李箱后滑倒,脖子卡在公交站背后隔离护栏的间隙,当场身亡。闻舒的同学称,“听说全国已经发生不止一起类似事故了,护栏的设计为什么不改一改呢?”↓↓tREirrBl ​
[The wuhan girl was guardrail card neck to death Family had to give up than salary [sad]], WenShu slip after stepped on his trunk, neck card behind the bus station isolation guardrail clearance, died on the spot. WenShu classmates said, Ive heard that across the country have occurred more than a similar accident, guardrail design why not changed? Left left tREirrBl]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

猫扑:
    【月嫂被辞拒付雇主打车费:在他家瘦斤】近日,浙江杭州的吕先生请了位月嫂,一个月,因月嫂缺乏责任心沟通有问题将其辞退。月嫂让吕先生帮忙打车后将其拉黑拒还车钱,称在雇主家瘦了五斤,要回家补补。tREirCrB tREiaUyy ​
[The month sister-in-law was resigned to refuse to pay the employer a fare thin jin 】 in his house recently, the zhejiang hangzhou of Mr Lu had a month sister-in-law, a month, due to a lack of sense of responsibility in the month sister-in-law communication has a problem to be fired. Month sister-in-law let Mr Lu help to take a taxi to the blocking messenger fare, said lost kg in work, want to go home a lot. TREirCrB tREiaUyy]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

青年时报:
    【杭州一女婿盗窃岳父支付宝万元,心寒的老婆报警抓走了丈夫!】都说“一个女婿半个儿”,但是冷女士的丈夫做了件让冷女士寒心的事情,最终她选择了报警。近日,杭州市西湖公安分局西溪派出所接到了居民冷女士的报警求助,原因竟然是冷女士的丈夫丰某趁家人不注意,盗窃了岳父支付宝中的万多元。...全文: m.weibo ​
[[hangzhou father-in-law pay treasure to ten thousand yuan, a son-in-law theft of chilling wife alarm seized her husband! All say a son-in-law half height, but cold womans husband did let ms cold chilling thing, finally she chose to call the police. Recently, the west lake of hangzhou xixi public security bureau police station received a report to the police for help residents cold woman, the reason is cold ladys husband feng a family members do not pay attention to, stealing the father-in-law pay treasure to thousands of yuan. ... The full text m. eibo]

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玩转instagram:
    你女朋友生气的样子……哈哈哈哈萌翻了!![喵喵] ​​​​
[Your girlfriend angry... Ha ha ha ha of doubled!!!!! [meow]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:中华人民共和国年国民经济和社会发展统计公报(五)》转载:中华人民共和国年国民经济和社会发展统计公报(五)中华人民共和国国家统计局年月日年末主要农村金融机tREiBnBq ​
[Published the post reprinted years of the Peoples Republic of China national economic and social development statistical bulletin () reprint years of the Peoples Republic of China national economic and social development statistical bulletin () of the Peoples Republic of China national bureau of statistics (date) (month) (year) at the end of the main rural financial machine tREiBnBq]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《中华人民共和国年国民经济和社会发展统计公报(三)》 中华人民共和国年国民经济和社会发展统计公报(三)中华人民共和国国家统计局年月日六、对外经济[]  全年tREiBpIM ​
[Published a post in the law of the Peoples Republic of China on the national economic and social development statistical bulletin () years of the Peoples Republic of China national economic and social development statistical bulletin () of the Peoples Republic of China national bureau of statistics (date) (month) (year) , foreign economic and [] tREiBpIM throughout the year]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:中华人民共和国年国民经济和社会发展统计公报(四)》转载:中华人民共和国年国民经济和社会发展统计公报(四)中华人民共和国国家统计局年月日 全年国内游客tREiBLsq ​
[Published a blog post reproduced years of the Peoples Republic of China national economic and social development statistical bulletin () transfer the Peoples Republic of China in the national economic and social development statistical bulletin () of the Peoples Republic of China national bureau of statistics (date) (month) (year) tREiBLsq domestic tourists all the year round]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车:
    #大V侃车# 说到评价“两极分化”,你能想到哪些车?[吃瓜]PS:《植物大战僵尸》的BGM可真赢了。
[Car # # big V kan said to evaluate polarization, can you think of what kind of car? [eat the melon] PS plants vs zombies BGM are won.]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

微博位置:
    #值得去# 世界那么大,再不去看看就老了。春天的浅草寺这么美,你去看过了吗?图片来源:PPan,Mango-ZMT......#日本·浅草寺[地点]# tRpZPPfy ​
[It # # the world so big, dont look at the old. Sensoji temple in spring so beautiful, have you ever been to? Image PPan, Mango - ZMT... [place] # # Japan, asakusa temple tRpZPPfy]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

优酷:
    #优酷粉综艺#告白方式千千万,#爱的时差#教你史上最深情告白[偷乐][偷乐]爱情不仅要战胜时差,还要跨越时空的距离[羞嗒嗒][羞嗒嗒]小鲜肉@KH陳玉軒 带@宁静 感受“平行时空”的爱情,七次相爱不嫌够[哈哈][哈哈]来评论区和我们分享你最喜欢的告白方式吧!每周四优酷全网独播tREJRB ​
[Case # # youku powder variety confession way, time # # love to teach you the most love conversation [steal joy] [steal joy] love is not only to overcome the jet lag, but also across time and space distance [shame clicking] [shame clicking] little fresh @ KH Chen Yuxuan @ halcyon feeling parallel time and space of love, seven times in love its never too enoughha ha ha ha came to the comments section and we share your favorite way of confession! SiYou cool tech-oriented sowing tREJRB alone every week]

汽车之家:
    #家家汽车文化##捷豹#捷豹XJ 款 XJL .SC 两驱全景商务版 tREJkZuj ​
[# # # # every auto culture jaguar jaguar XJ XJL, SC two panoramic tREJkZuj business edition]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:中华人民共和国年国民经济和社会发展统计公报(二)》转载:中华人民共和国年国民经济和社会发展统计公报(二)中华人民共和国国家统计局年月日四、固定资产投资 tREibw ​
[Published the post reprinted years of the Peoples Republic of China national economic and social development statistical bulletin () transfer the Peoples Republic of China in the national economic and social development statistical bulletin () of the Peoples Republic of China national bureau of statistics (date) (month) (year) tREibw four, fixed assets investment]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷:
    #电视剧烈火如歌# 行走江湖,谁还没点制胜法宝?银雪的“生死相随”很戳心?战枫表示不服,玉自寒笑而不语:“反正歌儿最疼我”[笑而不语] 三个男人到底如何捕获如歌芳心,今晚跟@周渝民 @Dear-迪丽热巴 @张彬彬Vin @刘芮麟Wayne @龚蓓苾 @赖艺Leon @代斯daisy @张赫z_ryan 到烈火江湖去找答案吧! ​


优酷:
    有些事情,即使你不说,我也敢去做。比如,像疯子一样爱你[心]#柜中美人#为什么这么虐,受不了了!@陈瑶Sebrina 晕倒时,玉溪@陈若轩 泛着红血丝的眼神杀,真是又撩人又心疼,@胡冰卿 @Lsc李思澄,求助攻!
tREJGrg ​



新沐sunshine:
    #陈赫的红包#哇!好运来袭!我抽中了@陈赫 的现金红包,你也快来试试手气吧,比比谁抢得多!tREiuwE ​
[# # Chen He red envelopes wow! Good luck come! I take out the @ Chen He cash bonus, you also quick to try their luck, much more than who rob! tREiuwE]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

微博汽车:
    #大V聊车# 两驱城市SUV走拦路的技巧都在这里啦~另有原厂千斤顶使用教程请认领~
[# V chat city car # two flooding the SUV walk road of the skills are all here otherwise original jack please claim tutorials use ~ ~]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

新沐sunshine:
    神秘[太开心]🙃[挤眼]
[神秘[太开心]🙃[挤眼]]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

angelababy:
    自己的舞台何必循规蹈矩,不同的镜头诠释不一样的我 @陌森眼镜
#就让我不一样# tREimmFe ​

[Stage why the need for routine work and different from the lens of the interpretation of different glasses < br > I @ message sen # tREimmFe # let me different]

一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱:abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail

优酷:
    #终极一班#非会员大结局。最后这场简直要为那哥@那維勳 的演技疯狂打call!一面是宅心仁厚的断肠人,一面是十恶不赦的疯龙,一人分饰两角都轻松驾驭!那么,最后究竟是谁吃了那颗毒药呢? ​
[#d # non-members finale. Finally this is for the elder brother @ the d schoenbergs acting crazy make the call! One side is heartbroken man of the heart is very kind, one side is heinous crazy dragon, act the role of both Angle easily manage one minute! So, the last who ate that poison? ​]

但斌:
    转:全年全国居民人均可支配收入[]元,比上年增长.%,扣除价格因素,实际增长.%。全国居民人均可支配收入中位数[]元,增长.%。按常住地分,城镇居民人均可支配收入元,比上年增长.%,扣除价格因素,实际增长.%。城镇居民人均可支配收入中位数元,增长.%。农村居民...全文: m.weibo ​


一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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