回忆专用小马甲：
永远不要试图去了解一只小猫咪第三弹来了[笑cry]
tRESJXtf
[Dont ever try to understand a kitten third play here [laugh cry] < br > tRESJXtf]
《愿无岁月可回头》
头条新闻：#视野# 所有的地铁都应该循环播放此视频，杜绝一切污染乘车环境的行为！文明出行，支持的转～@微丢 tREifbc
[# # view all subway should play this video, put an end to all the behavior of the pollution to the environment! Civilized travel, support of turn ~ @ tREifbc]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
袁立：昨看到一个粉丝珍藏的照片。哇，大美圆。
[Yesterday saw a photo of a cherished fans. Wow, big dollars. ]
yagedemama@
最神奇的视频：VR音游《BEAT SABER》，以后玩游戏还能健身了！！！[赞] tRESJTNf
[VR sound swim BEAT the SABER , can play a game after fitness!!!!!!!!!!! [who] tRESJTNf]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，
应采儿：姐姐我的服装品牌 We Girl [haha]要不去淘宝看看[擠眼] 我没有被盗号.... 真的是我[允悲]
[Elder sister my clothing brands We Girl (haha) or go to taobao see [eye] I dont have stolen... Really is my [allow sad]]
祈祷，不如思考
iPanda熊猫频道：##元宵节# 水开了要下锅，报个数要吃几个，绝大部分黑芝麻，偶尔橙子和蓝莓，还有迷你珍珠款，皮糯馅甜味更好哈~[舔屏][舔屏][舔屏][坏笑] tRESMWe
[# # # Lantern Festival opened for the pot of water, the number of want to eat a few, most of the black sesame seed, oranges and blueberries, occasionally a mini pearl, skin yellow filling sweet ha ~ [lick screen] better [lick screen] [lick screen] [laugh] tRESMWe]
自助认领云养国宝，吸最高级的猫，让别人无猫可吸~
整点鬼畜：鬼畜来得太快就像龙卷风[允悲]文艺女青年小二姐最新rap出炉！我是三毛转世，我牛逼！张杨导演，我爱你！（up主：硫磺蛋）#张杨导演我爱你# tRESxCni
[Ghost livestock so fast like a tornadoallow sad literary young woman small elder sister the latest rap! I am a SAN MAO reincarnation, I cow force! Director Yang, I love you! (up to the Lord sulfur egg) # # tRESxCni director Yang I love you]
你想要的鬼畜全都有
北京人不知道的北京事儿：【全国人大代表建议：将元宵节纳入国家法定节假日】全国人大代表周洪宇表示，将再次提出将元宵节纳入法定节假日的建议。他认为，入法定假日后，民众可以通过元宵节假日体味节日的欢乐和优秀的民族传统文化，放松精神和身体，更好地传承中华民族传统文化。你支持吗？调查：tRESaeu
[【 deputy to the National Peoples Congress suggested the Lantern Festival should be brought into the national legal holiday 】 the National Peoples Congress, hong-yu zhou said will again suggest the Lantern Festival should be brought into the legal holidays. Into, he thought, after the holidays, people can through the yuanxiao appreciate the joy of the festival holidays and excellent national tradition culture, relax mind and body, inheritance of the Chinese nation traditional culture better. Do you support? Survey tRESaeu]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
Happy张江：幸福甜蜜！漫画师Amanda Oleander画了一组#情侣#生活插图，画风古怪而鬼畜，但莫名又有些真实，有没有某一副戳中你的心[心]
[Happy sweet! Graphic Amanda Oleander drew a group of # # couples living illustrations, painting style and livestock, but difficult to express some real again, have a vice stamp in your heart (heart)]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
人民日报：【企鹅严父：鹅生的路，你自己走】企鹅宝宝在长大之前，会经常待在爸爸的育儿袋里，结果BBC纪录片《雪仔》拍下了这样尴尬的一幕。企鹅爸爸：鹅生的路，要寄几走。憨态可掬的小企鹅们，有没有让你想起小时候不愿意去幼儿园的自己？tREUvBv
[【 penguin stern father goose lay the road, you walk 】 before chicks grow up, will often stay in fathers pouch, the results of the BBC documentary snow son took this embarrassing scene. Penguin dad goose road, to send a few go. Did darling little penguins, let you think of when I was a child is not willing to go to the kindergarten? tREUvBv]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
六小龄童：提早到首都机场，元宵节去上海……[作揖][作揖][作揖]🙏🙏🙏
[In advance to the capital airport, the Lantern Festival to Shanghai... [作揖][作揖][作揖]🙏🙏🙏 ]
购买本人亲笔签名书请到httpsshop.taobao，工作联系jintong@
小辫儿张云雷：嗯.白很多[害羞]
[Well. White a lot (shy)]
经纪人：王俣钦 联系电话：
6岛岛：惊了惊了[允悲]tRESJRda
[Surprised surprised [allow sad] tRESJRda]
养了狗一样的猫，弹琴，纹身，帅气阳光不要脸。和女友的tbgingeous
这里是美国：【正确拉筋的方法 让身材越拉越好】筋长一寸，寿长十年！！！各部位正确拉筋的方法给你，每个动作不限制次数，觉得舒服就行[good][good] @生命时报
[【 the right way to brace Keep the pull the better figure 】 reinforced one inch long, long life of ten years!!!!!! Each place the right way to brace for you, every action does not limit number, just feel comfortable [good] [good] @ life times]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu
胡可：昨晚鱼儿和爸爸的对话
鱼：爸爸，你今天去玩具房睡吧！
爸：为什么？
鱼：因为我怕你，你的胡子扎人！
爸：你怕我干啥？我是你亲爹！。。。你知道亲爹是啥吗？
鱼：不知道！
爸：就是爸爸生了你们两个！
鱼：那妈妈生了谁？
爸：。。。。。。
鱼：哦，我知道了！你和妈妈一人生了一个！
爸：那谁生了你
[The dialogue of fish and dad last night < br > fish daddy, how are you today go to a toy house to sleep! < br > dad why? < br > the fish because I was afraid of you, your beard pierced! < br > dad what are you afraid of me? I am your father! ... Do you know whats father? < br > the fish I dont know! < br > dads father gave birth to you two! < br > fish the mother who gave birth to? < br > dad... < br > fish oh, I know! Your a mother and a life! < br > dad who gave birth to you]
安吉他妈
新浪体育：詹姆斯这背后穿裆……蒂花之秀，就是你！tREauRU
[James ran behind this... Flower show, is you! tREauRU]
小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina
FashionModels：#FashionModels# @刘雯 for Isabel Marant FW ，劳模·雯昨日走的第三场秀。黑色流苏装走起来甩得真好看，这套黑色裤装被她演绎得格外帅！
[# FashionModels# @ liu for Isabel Marant FW, labor model, Vivian yesterday go game of the show. A nice black tassel loaded up the dust, the black pants outfit she deduced particularly handsome! ]
Fashion&Model News，邮箱fashion_models@，商务合作a.th@qq
英国那些事儿：学着跟铲屎官握小手的土拨鼠……怎么可以这么呆萌！[憧憬]ins：ikao tRESKcm
[Learn to and hold hands with shovel excrement groundhog... How can you so cute! [hope] ins ikao tRESKcm]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
新京报：【小偷一下偷到多万吓坏了！悄悄退回去还多给块[允悲]】山东菏泽一居民家中的保险柜被盗，损失达余万元。就在警方调查时，小偷居然又偷偷把钱送了回去，还自己多加了块，同时钱上附着一张纸条：多送块钱，用于购买保险柜和电车，切记撤案。tRESxbge @新京报我们视频
[The thief to steal more than frightened! Quietly returned to more to blockallow grief 】 the shandong heze a resident home safe stolen, the loss of ten thousand yuan. Just as the police investigation, the thief has sent back the money, also add a piece of himself, and money on a piece of paper send more dollars, to buy safe and trolley, bear in mind that cancel. We video tRESxbge @ the Beijing news]
一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。
张沫凡MOMO：我跟你们说女人真的是太折腾了！我真是太sb了！
大前天 我闹死闹活的非要去接头发！异常坚定 谁劝我我都不听！
然后我就得愿了！可是照片上我的虽然在笑 可内心的我在抓狂
晚上睡觉我觉得我浑身都是头发 而且各种被压倒头发 自己和头发缠到了一起！
我内心是崩溃的！非常崩溃！第二天我上班精神状态也
[I told you that woman really is too STH over and over again! Im so sb! < br > three days ago I die must make live to pick up the hair! Very firm who advised me I dont listen to! < br > then I would have to! But I though laughed at in the picture but I in inner mad < br > I think I was sleeping at night is hair and various overwhelm their hair and hair bound together! < br > my heart is collapse! Very collapse! The next day I mental state and work]
微博订阅：张沫凡MOMO 微信订阅：张沫凡MOMO
澎湃新闻：【女学生万学费被盗，公交司机调头追贼】tRESooUb 月日，海南海口。路公交车行驶途中，一女大学生背包内万元学费被盗。公交司机立即调转车头，堵截住下车不久正逃往小树林的小偷，与乘客联手将其追获夺回学费。tRESooUq
[The female student tuition stolen, bus drivers switching chased the thief 】 tRESooUb month day, hainan haikou. Bus driving, a female college student ten thousand yuan tuition fees were stolen in the backpack. Bus driver immediately turned around, block off soon are fleeing to a thief in the grove, and passengers to have won back the tuition fees. tRESooUq]
有内涵的时政新媒体
Eleven11dream：CHANEL-Spring-Summer tREXGlZ
[CHANEL-Spring-Summer tREXGlZ]
艺术+
中国新闻网：【每月给老公元生活费算不算家暴？属经济控制】每月只给老公元生活费，算家庭暴力吗？律师表示，若给的零用钱对丈夫生活造成影响，让其感到受人控制，就是家暴。杭州妇联发布的一份调研报告发现，人们对经济控制、行为控制、冷暴力等暴力行为认知不足，即很多人被“家暴”却不自知。(钱江晚报)
[[domestic abuse? For husband dollars per month cost of living is not belong to economic control 】 for husband only dollars per month cost of living, is domestic violence? Lawyers said, if any allowance for her husband life, let it was controlled by the people, is the domestic violence. Hangzhou federation issued a research report found that the economic control and behavior control, cold violence, violence cognitive deficiencies, which many people were domestic violence didnt know it. (the qianjiang evening news)]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
北美吐槽君：“一个第三者的自白”
[A third partys confessions]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
黄佟佟：笑喷了，为艺术献身的正常男人……
[Smile spray, for art dedicated to normal man... ]
外在大白兔，内心小灰狼
李大霄：祝福网友元宵节快乐！祝莘莘学子考试成功！祝网友手中股票大涨！
[Wish friends happy Lantern Festival! ZhuShenShen student success in the examination! I wish netizens stock rally! ]
联系chinalidaxiao@（免咨询）钻石底亮晶晶，地球顶沉甸甸，婴儿底抱紧紧。做好人，买好股，得好报。
猪蹄蹄小朋友：告诉大家一个今天刚刚领悟到的人生小智慧：贵就是好。
刚花多升级了全套厨具的我此刻蹲在厨房地上哭，做饭怎么能这么幸福。
[Tell you a little wisdom today just comprehend life expensive is good. < br > < br > just spend more to upgrade a full set of kitchen utensils and appliances of I sitting in the kitchen at the moment the ground cry, how can cook so happiness. ]
别试图理解我，一个朋克（东北籍
羽生结弦资讯台：【新闻】将授予羽生结弦国民荣誉赏计划，花滑界人士的喜悦之声“金牌的分量得到了承认”
日本政府计划授予花样滑冰男单选手羽生结弦国民荣誉赏，关于此事，花样滑冰界的相关人士们表示无比喜悦。
羽生所属的ANA花滑部城田宪子监督表示：“一路走来经历了如此多的艰难险阻（以获得国民荣誉赏的形式）获
[[news] will be awarded to feather raw string national honor rewards program, the joy of the skating community voices gold weight got admitted < br > the Japanese government plans to grant figure skating string national honor to admire the mens singles player feather raw, regarding this matter, figure skating world the joy of the relevant personage says. < br > feather raws ANA skating Tian Xianzi supervision department city, said along the way has experienced so many difficulties and obstacles, in order to obtain the form of national honor reward)]
索契 平昌男子单人滑奥运冠军
每日一狗：网友带狗子出门嘱咐狗子不要跑去路中间，没想到前一秒叮嘱完下一秒狗子撒腿而去，逮回来后在车里给它来了一顿爱的教育，狗子全程怂怂地用屁股对着主人，皮这一下你开心吗？[允悲] tRESOZ
[Net friend dog dog son go out charged dont run way in the middle, a second thought before told the dog son off at the next second, arrest came back in the car to give it to a love of education, the dog son to the unintelligent particularly likely to use a bottom to the owner, leather that you happy? [allow sad] tRESOZ]
每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！
扒皮王：近日，张韶涵与范玮琪的不和传言再度被吵的沸沸扬扬，黑人陈建州也在微博上霸气护妻，表示“范玮琪很善良”，且“自己真的很黑，范玮琪很白”。而张韶涵则在最新微博里晒图发文“黑白狗别乱叫博关注”，言辞令人浮想联翩，疑似回怼素有“黑白配”之称的陈建州范玮琪，引发网友热切讨论。
[Recently, Angela and Christine fan discord rumors again be noisy, black also on weibo domineering wife, Chen said Christine fan is very good, and oneself really black, Christine fan very white. While Angela print in the latest weibo post black and white dog, dont yell bo attention rhetoric is to extrapolate, suspected Dui known as the black and white match, said Chen back Christine fan, netizens intense debates. ]
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不二大叔说：世界上最没用的东西是什么？
[What is the most useless thing in the world? ]
公举号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值
视频之家：在吐槽力上，四川话从不让人失望。。。[允悲]tRESShl
[Poking fun at Rio, sichuan words never disappoint... [allow sad] tRESShl]
知名搞笑幽默博主。商务洽谈QQ：
苍南派：女生说，明天要和男友一起坐车回学校。
两个人一起坐车的。
结果男友的初恋也是明天回，同一辆车。
初恋没有座位。
男友说：我不能不管她。
[Girl said, tomorrow want to ride back to school with her boyfriend. < br > together by car. < br > the boyfriends first love is back tomorrow, the same car. < br > first love dont have a seat. < br > boyfriend said I cant care her. ]
【护妻狂魔苍南派 公号：mangxiaocang】
皓伦王明川：正月十五元宵节，上元节，天官赐福的日子，转发，把你的愿望说出来，一整年都会如你所愿，鸿运当头！🙏🙏🙏 #皓伦王明川#
[The fifteenth day of the Lantern Festival, the Lantern Festival, cheongwan blessed day, forwarding, tell your wish, for a whole year will be as you wish, luck! 🙏🙏🙏 #皓伦王明川# ]
微博为书，学习领悟，懂得自己的愚昧才有智慧。个人行为，自娱自乐。（图片来自于网络）
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