英语老师：这个锅我不背！哈哈哈[允悲]
[English teacher the pot I dont back! Ha, ha, haallow sad]
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冷笑话精选：“挖掘机技术哪家强，中国山东找蓝翔”
哈哈哈哈原来这神奇的广告是这么拍出来的[允悲]
tRECHCC
[Excavator technology which is strong, China shandong lanxiang find < br > ha ha ha ha this magical advertising is so of [allow sad] < br > tRECHCC]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：#家家新闻##汉兰达#【新造型增配置 新款汉兰达实车曝光】日前我们从相关渠道获得了一组新款汉兰达的实车图，新车将在月日正式上市，其采用了全新的前格栅造型，同时在配置上有所提升。tRECTlGA
[# every news # # # highlander [new modelling configuration New highlander real vehicle exposure 】 we obtained from relevant channels launched a set of new highlander real vehicle figure, new car will be listed on the date of the formal, it adopted a new front grille modelling, and improved in the configuration. tRECTlGA]
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大S：玥兒、箖和我的花草小世界❤️
[He 箖 and my son, flowers, small world ❤ ️]
眾生皆平等 萬物皆有靈
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈哈哈有毒[笑cry]@乜荍：我tm笑的床乱颤 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 tRExQ
[Ha ha ha ha ha toxic [laugh cry] @ what Qiao I smile tm bed quiver Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tRExQ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
猫扑：【气炸!新婚夫妇花万元拍婚礼照 收到的全是视频截图】深圳的一对新婚夫妇为了拍好婚礼照
花了一万多找了专门的婚庆公司来拍摄，在婚礼结束后，原本婚庆公司承诺立马寄来的结婚影像，盼星星盼月亮等了一个多月才收到。婚礼视频没啥问题，但是婚礼的照片越看越不对劲，随后反应过来，这些照片都是从视频...全文： m.weibo
[【 explode! The couple spend ten thousand yuan wedding photo received all video capture 】 a newly-married couple in shenzhen in order to good wedding photo < br > spent more than ten thousand looking for a special wedding company to shoot, after the wedding, wedding company originally promised to immediately send wedding video, looking forward to the stars to the moon for more than a month to receive. Wedding video do not have what problem, but the wedding photos of the look the wrong, then react, these photos are from the video... The full text m. eibo]
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微博位置：#值得去# 世界那么大，再不去看看就老了。春天的纽约中央公园这么美，你去看过了吗？图片来源：肥嘟嘟左卫门的大番薯，chenc......#美国·纽约中央公园[地点]# tziaF
[It # # the world so big, dont look at the old. In the spring of New Yorks central park so beautiful, have you ever been to? Image fleshy left-back door big yams, chenc... # # the United States, New Yorks central park [place] tziaF]
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优酷：#电视剧烈火如歌# 歌怼怼来咯，一句话终结聊天界的天王银雪@周渝民 和女王烈如歌@Dear-迪丽热巴 ，巅峰对决谁与争锋，小伙伴们弹幕走起来！可素“长得好看”不就是乳鸽本人嘛~
[# # series fire song song Dui Dui to cough up, a word end chat world pop silver snow @ @ Dear vic Chou and female Wang Lie song - Dillon hot, match-ups, die another friends barrage go up! Cant element looks nice is the young pigeon is my ~]
新浪汽车：#出行生活#【开普桑效仿路虎爬米台阶 没爬完就抛锚[允悲]】月日，江苏淮安涟水县，一小伙带女男驾驶普桑爬上多米高的台阶，压坏块大理石地砖，快登顶时抛锚了。他说，看路虎在这座桥登顶成功，所以自己也想尝试一下。[doge]tRExXxc
[# # travel life 【 poussin to follow up, land rover meters stairs Didnt get the anchor [allow sad]] month day, huaian, jiangsu lianshui county, a young man and women men driving poussin climbed the steps of the meters high, crush block marble floor tile, broke down at the top. The land rover, he said, in the bridge there, so she also wants to give it a try. [doge] tRExXxc]
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南方都市报：【萌娃走丢，街头淡定蹭吃：我一点都不害怕[允悲]】月日，郭女士和女儿“捡到”了一个小男孩，他说不清地址，还说自己饿了，跟着郭女士的女儿各种蹭吃蹭喝，并表示：一点儿也不害怕。一番周折后幼儿园老师找到了男孩，老师说，孩子被爷爷接到后，自己跑了……梨视频tRESe
[【 of Eva wandered off, street light ceng eat Im not afraid of [allow sad]] month day, Ms. Guo and daughter pick up a small boy, he couldnt say for sure the address, also said he was hungry, follow Ms. Guos daughter all sorts of ceng ceng eat and drink, and said dont be afraid. After some difficult kindergarten teacher found the boy, the teacher said, oneself ran after the child was grandpa received... Pear video tRESe]
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优酷：#电视剧烈火如歌# 由实力唱将@张碧晨_ 演绎的《听雪》即将上线。若惦念如歌，经流年似水，述万语千言，盼与雪再见。#张碧晨听雪# PS：VIP会员抢先看，同名手游即将上线，读原著上书旗！
[# # by the power series fire song sing will @ Zhang Bichen _ deductive listen to snow soon. If miss song, by the time went by, the thousand words, looking forward to with snow. Bye. # # Zhang Bichen listen to snow PS VIP member first, tour will hand the same name online, read the book saying flag! ]
玩转instagram：款高颜值简约生日蛋糕* [馋嘴]
[High level of appearance contracted birthday cake * [available]]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
东方航空：#MU骄傲# 秒的“邂逅”，却是最长情的告白。[心] tRESDrE
[# # MU proud seconds met, is the longest confession of love. [heart] tRESDrE]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
汽车之家：#论坛精选日报#【相伴一年了 我与东风风光的故事】在夕阳西下晚景，和蓝天、白云、晚霞彩云的衬托，无论是取景还是温度都是最佳的美妙的。我个人非常爱好摄影，这次凭自己的创作灵感，终于完成了这一次自己认为最满意的外拍之旅，不亦乐乎。爱车不知不觉已经与我相伴一年了，它给我的印象：七座优越...全文： m.weibo
[# # BBS select daily, the company for a year I with dongfeng scenery story 】 in the setting sun, outlook, and the blue sky, white clouds, sunset clouds of foil, both in framing and temperature is the best wonderful. My personal hobby photography very much, this time by our own creative inspiration, finally finished this time, he thinks the best trip to shoot pictures, joy. Car unknowingly have accompany with me for one year, it gave me the impression that seven is superior... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【中学生探险挖到“宝物” 家长：怎么看都像手雷】月日，一名初三学生家长报警称孩子白天跟同学去南京东郊游玩，在中山陵苗圃场北面小树林挖到一个铁疙瘩。“回来给我看照片，说是挖到的宝物，虽然生锈严重，但是怎么看着都像一枚手雷。”随后，排爆民警赶到了事发地→tRECftJ
[Treasure the middle school students exploration to parents what do you think are like hand grenades] month day, a grade children parents call the police said the day with students to visit the east suburb of nanjing, north of the tomb nurseries grove to an iron bumps. Come back to see my photos, saying is to treasure, although serious rust, but how to look at all like a grenade. Subsequently, eod police arrived in the - > tRECftJ]
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小野妹子学吐槽：今日份的十元[爱你]请大家排队领取爱的号码牌[爱你]
[Todays share of the ten yuan [love] you please line up for the number of love love you []]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：共享单车表示：这是很强势的安利！[偷笑]
[Shared cycling said this is a very strong amway! [laughing]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：#优酷最强大脑# 赛前超酷，赛中比速，赛后——庆祝！[嘻嘻] 胜利后的“yes”隔着屏幕都能让人感受到热血，简直开心到无以言表！[哈哈]看完优酷君只想弱弱地问一句：@最强大脑张梦南 背——真的不疼？[哈哈] #最强大脑#
[Before, # # youku strongest brain cool, specific speed, after the game - to celebrate! [xi xi] after the victory of yes can let a person feel blood across the screen, is happy to beyond words! (haha) just want to finish see youku king weak weak ground to ask @ the strongest brain Zhang Mengna back - really not painful? Ha ha strongest brain # #]
优酷：【罗志祥 小猪佩骑】
提问：路边有一辆自行车，四位队长该谁骑？
答：小猪佩奇！
提问：提问SWAG源自哪里，
答：源自学生时候的“睡觉”！
不解释，点连接！秒懂。
tREooCg
[< br > show her ride the pig 】 【 questions a bike by the side of the road, the four captain who ride it? < br > a pig page! < br > questions questions SWAG from where, < br > a derived from students when sleep! < br > dont explain, some connection! Seconds to understand. < br > tREooCg]
平安北京：[话筒]月日下午出行提示
[In the afternoonmicrophone on travel tips]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#切，有什么的，不过就是一辆玩具车。额...切，有什么的，不过就是一辆我买不起的车...[doge] tREMnaK
[Cut class # # old driver, have what of, but is a toy car. Er... Cut, have what of, but is a I cant afford to buy a car... [doge] tREMnaK]
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优酷：潘玮柏 快乐崇拜 #安徽卫视元宵晚会# ，@潘瑋柏 格子长外套现身，帅气十足！演唱《快乐崇拜》时超卖力，满头大汗！歌曲欢快，点燃全场！满满的都是回忆呢！[憧憬]tRECiMO
[Pan weibo happy worship # # anhui satellite TV yuanxiao party, @ pan weibo grid long coat, very handsome! Sing happy worship super hard, full head big sweat! Happy and lit all songs! Is full of memories! [hope] tRECiMO]
猫扑：【泰国“奇缘”情侣遇车祸 同年同月同日生又同日死】月日，泰国北榄府万谟县挽那发生一起交通事故，一对岁大学生情侣身亡。这对情侣同年同月同日生，都生于年月日，在同一所学校同一专业同年级读书，如今又在同日离世，缘分可谓十分离奇。最初相遇是因男生弄丢身份证，女生捡到后发现两人同...全文： m.weibo
[Thailand colors couples meet accident again on the same day dead] who has the same birthday month, Thailand north lam phu Wan Mo arm in a traffic accident happened in the county, a couple years old college student lovers. The couple, who has the same birthday was born on (date) (month) (year), in the same school with the same profession grade reading, is now on the same day, fate is really weird. Initial meeting was due to the lost boys id, found the girl picked it up with two people... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#爱的时差#为你揭秘@宁静 的神奇“零食库”：小姜片、贵州辣椒面、胡椒粉！这些平时放在厨房里的佐料，却是静姐随身携带的小零食[思考]静姐不走寻常路，约会中调皮“整蛊”@KH陈玉轩 ，拿出最爱的“美食”与小鲜肉共享[好爱哦][好爱哦]玉轩的表现，你们满意吗？#优酷粉综艺#tREKuem
[# love # for the time difference between you reveal @ quiet magic snacks library little ginger, guizhou soon, pepper! The usual in the seasoning in the kitchen, is static elder sister carry snacks [thinking] static elder sister dont walk unusual road, date naughty trick @ KH Chen Yuxuan, take out the favorite food to share with little meat [good love oh] [good love oh] yu xuan, are you satisfied? # # youku powder variety tREKuem]
汽车之家：#家家新闻##丰田#【预计年中上市 奕泽预售价格为-万】日前，我们从相关渠道获悉，一汽丰田旗下全新小型SUV——IZOA奕泽的预售价格区间为-万元之间。该车与广汽丰田旗下的C-HR互为姊妹车型，两者均基于丰田TNGA架构打造，并延续了丰巢WAY概念车的设计语言。未来二者将效仿本田缤智XR-V的双车策...全文： m.weibo
[# every news # # # (Toyota is expected to years Yi ze pre-sale price for - all 】 recently, we learned from relevant channels that faw Toyotas new small SUV - IZOA yi ze opens to booking a price range for - ten thousand yuan between. The vehicle with guangzhou Toyotas C - HR each sister models, both based on the Toyota TNGA architecture, and continued the abundant nest WAY concept car design language. The future will follow Honda bean double car policy of XR - V... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：何美男 湖南卫视元宵喜乐会上，#何炅##刘宪华##张新成# 演绎金曲串烧《元宵喜乐串》。何老师何美男上线，大华张新成两人配合玩转乐器，熟悉的旋律伴着新填的词，画面竟然如此和谐。[笑而不语]tRECJnKK
[What! Hunan satellite TV yuanxiao joy, # # # # # # ajit herry xin-cheng zhang deduce melody yuanxiao joy string spun. What the teacher how beautiful male online, dahua xin-cheng zhang two people cooperate to play a musical instrument, the familiar melody with new fill in words, images are so harmonious. [smiling without a word] tRECJnKK]
优酷：黄子韬长的像妈妈，实力扛起颜值大旗。听韬队在#这就是街舞#现场亲自讲述自己盛世美颜出处，原来是遗传妈妈的优秀基因，这美貌出处有了，我们就想知道#黄子韬#@CPOPKing-黄子韬 的口才出处…？
tREaCZIi
[Tao long as mom, power shoulder appearance level standard. Listen to towers team in person at the scene of the # # this is the street dance to tell their prosperity is the source, turns out to be the good genes of genetic mother, this source with beauty, we want to know the eloquence of the # # @ CPOPKing tao - tao source... ? < br > tREaCZIi]
优酷：#优酷最强大脑#@最强大脑曾新异 放狠话“把整个队伍扛在肩上”遭@蒋大哥 调侃，@最强大脑梁紫晨 暖心感谢队友，不动声色霸气回怼，果然最狠的回击最温柔~ [赞] #最强大脑#
tRECRj
[# youku cerebrum # @ the strongest had strongest extraneous put malicious words the whole team on his shoulders @ Jiang Dage ridicule, strongest @ Liang Zichen brain Warm heart to thank his teammates, quietly Dui swagger back, so the most malicious back the tenderest ~ [who] # # the strongest brain < br > tRECRj]
南方都市报：【女学生万学费被偷，公交司机调头猛追[good]】月日，海南海口一女大学生乘公交时发现钱包及万学费被偷，顿时不知所措。公交司机在询问情况后，立即调转车头：“你们大家照顾一点啊，我开回去看看！”沿路追上下车不久逃往小树林的小偷，与乘客联手顺利夺回学费。赞！ 梨视频tRESdpT
[The female student tuition was stolen, bus drivers back after him [good]] month day, hainan haikou found the wallet when a female college students take the bus and the tuition is stolen, immediately at a loss. Bus driver after questioning, immediately turned around all of you to take care of a little, I go back to see see! The road shortly after getting the thief fled to the woods, and passengers to retake the tuition. Wow!!!! Pear video tRESdpT]
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猫扑：【普陀山多家饭店争相揽客：姿势夸张爆笑】 近日，浙江舟山，一段饭店争相揽客的视频走红网络。普陀山有多家饭店，每当有顾客开车靠近，各家饭店服务员都摆足姿势，卖力指引车辆停靠各自饭店tREoLGm
[【 mount putuo rushed to USES several hotel exaggerated gestures joke 】 recently, zhoushan, zhejiang province, rushed to the video USES a hotel Internet hit. Mount putuo has many restaurants, every time a customer driving close, each restaurant waiters are set foot posture, hard tREoLGm guided vehicles parked their hotel]
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小野妹子学吐槽：现在这个靠脸吃饭的社会，#不止刷脸# 这么简单了，连手机都不放过！过年随便胖个三两斤，可能你的手机就不认识你了[doge] …
[This by face dinner now society, # # brush more than face so simple, even phone all dont pass! Literally fat a SanLiangJin New Year, may you dont know your mobile phone you [doge]... ]
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优酷：#优酷最强大脑#@最强大脑孙勇 @最强大脑张梦南 “史诗感”瞬间惹哭@罗振宇 ，大谈“电视的遗憾”感染全场！再也不是“你考吧，反正也答不出来”的呆萌罗老师了~ [哈哈] #最强大脑#
tRECqgdA
[# youku strongest brain strongest cerebrum strongest Sun Yong @ # @ Zhang Mengna epic instant cry @ Luo Zhenyu, talk about regret TV infection full! Is no longer you, anyway also answer not to come out of lovely teacher ~ (ha ha) strongest brain # # < br > tRECqgdA]
冷笑话精选：佛系人生，顺其自然[跪了]
[Buddha is a life, let it be] [kneeling]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：华晨宇 我的滑板鞋 @华晨宇yu “男友视角”燃情献唱《我的滑板鞋》！[污]睡什么睡？一起跟着#歌手华晨宇#摩擦！[憧憬][酷][鼓掌]tRECqBV
[Brilliance yu my skateboard shoes @ brilliance yu yu boyfriend perspective, singing my skateboard shoes! [pollution] what sleep sleep? Together with # # singer brilliance yu friction! [hope] [cool] [applause] tRECqBV]
猫扑：【好甜！接新娘接到恐龙，新郎惊呆了，缓过神后连说“我喜欢”[憧憬]】月日，福建泉州，在一对后新婚小夫妻的接亲仪式上，新娘装扮成恐龙模样，把新郎吓得不轻。新郎事后说：“从没见过这样的生物，不过我喜欢。”tRECiM tREodhhR
[【 good sweet! Pick up the bride and groom got dinosaur, stunned, slow after god even said I like [hope]] month day, fujian quanzhou, in a pair of newly-married couple after ridiculous ceremony, the bride dressed up as a dinosaur, the bridegroom frighten not light. The groom said afterwards have never seen such a creature, but I like it. TRECiM tREodhhR]
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