#你说的都对#吃烧烤致癌，这事儿大家都知道，但你知道致癌是分等级的吗？[笑而不语]又学到一个知识点了吧[坏笑]每周二锁定优酷，#出来混拼个知识面#每天给你补充知识能量[耶]tRHraMzD
[# # what you said is to eat barbecue cause cancer, it is known to all, but you know what cancer is hierarchical? And smiling without a word to acquire a knowledge now [laugh] every Tuesday locking youku, # # come out to mix together a knowledge every day give you added energy [and] tRHraMzD knowledge]
南方都市报：【年不遇暴雪养殖场被压蹋 千只孔雀飞走损失百万】湖北大悟遭暴雪来袭。养殖户半夜将所有孔雀棚舍清理了一遍积雪，可是没想到雪来得这么大，这么快。大雪压塌了棚舍，千余只孔雀飞走，压死压伤的孔雀更是不计其数，初步统计已经飞走只孔雀，损失达百万元。人民网tRHuxW
[【 in the worst blizzard farms is pressed play Peacock flies loss millions 】 one thousand hubei enlighted by the blizzard hit. Farmers will clear all the peacock stalls in the middle of the night over the snow, but I didnt think the snow is so big, so fast. Snow collapsing the stalls, thousands of peacock flies, killed countless crushed peacock, preliminary already fly away peacock, loss of one million yuan. Peoples Daily online tRHuxW]
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冷笑话精选：是我……[允悲]
[Is my... [allow sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
卢健生：学习了！
[To learn!]
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小野妹子学吐槽：看不上你的人永远能挑你毛病，他们有一万种方法让你心塞...牢记四个字：“关你p事”[拜拜]
[Does you can always choose your trouble, they have ten thousand ways to make the plug of your heart... Keep in mind the four words its none of your business (bye bye)]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【熊孩子路边踢球，路人遭殃家长赔钱，这个教训每个家长都看看】年月日，浙江临海某路段，一群孩子在车来车往的路边踢足球，一辆电动车经过时，足球正好滚到车轮下，导致电动车车主摔倒，该起事故造成伤者住院天……（via 浙江交警）tRHlNo
[# # weibo communication radio [parents bear children playing by the road, passers-by to suffer a loss, the lesson every parents see 】 (date) (month) (year), linhai, zhejiang road, a group of children play football in the car to car to the roadside, a electric cars, football is just rolled to the wheels, leading to electric car owners falls, the accident caused injuries in hospital days... TRHlNo (via zhejiang traffic police)]
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吴昕：可爱的方方 @方家翊 终于来大本营啦，大家一定要多多支持他，他真的很努力又可爱
[Lovely all @ Fang Guyi finally come home, we must support him, he is really hard and lovely]
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MIUI：#互助刷机站#玩机时间，如果有遇到小米手机使用问题或者不会的操作，可以转评提出，小柚会和其他机友来一起帮你解决！也欢迎已升级#MIUI# 的发烧友加入讨论。更多玩机技巧，可访问MIUI 官方论坛获取。[来]（提问格式：机型 + 开发版稳定版 + MIUI 版本号 + 问题描述）
[# # mutual flash station play machine time, or if you have met millet mobile phone use wont operation, can turn evaluation is put forward, small pomelo will together with friends and other machine to help you solve! Also welcome the upgraded # MIUI# enthusiasts to join the discussion. More play machine skills, can visit the beautiful MIUI official BBS. [to] (question formats type + development stable version of + beautiful MIUI version number + problem description)]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
一块去旅行：【重庆四川武隆八日攻略】孤独的时候就和身边最好的人去重庆，那里有关于美食和爱的全部真相。作者：Missya
[ [sichuan chongqing wulong strategy 】 around when I was lonely, and the best person to chongqing, there are all the truth about food and love. Author Missya]
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猫扑：【医院抢救挽回老人性命 反遭家属质疑谁让你救了】月日辽宁锦州，一名病倒在公园的老人被送至医院，经检查为多发脑梗塞。但患者经抢救清醒后反问医生“抢救我干啥”。医院通知家属后，家属质疑医生“谁让你救了”。但医院工作人员证实，家属已补交了医院垫付的医药费。@北京青年报 ...全文： m.weibo
[The hospital to save the old man lives Families he was questioned who let you saved 】, liaoning jinzhou, a sick old man was sent to a hospital in the park, through inspection for multiple cerebral infarction. But ask a doctor after patients after being awake rescue me everything you want. Hospital inform families, families questioned the doctor who let you saved. But the hospital staff confirmed that has to pay the hospital medical advances. @ Beijing youth daily... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：#家家试驾评测##阿尔法·罗密欧#【在冰雪上嬉戏 StelvioGiulia冰雪试驾】每年到了这个季节，很多汽车厂商们都会忙于举办一些冰雪或高寒试驾的体验活动，而阿尔法·罗密欧则是首次在国内举办这类体验活动，毕竟他们进入中国市场其实还不算很久。与以住我参加过的冰雪试驾重在体验车辆性能不同的是，这一...全文： m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # # alfa romeo 【 play in the snow and ice StelvioGiulia snow drive 】 every year in this season, many car manufacturers will be busy for some ice or cold test experience activity, while alfa romeo is the first time this kind of experience activities at home, after all, they enter the Chinese market is not a long time. And to live I participated in the experience of driving snow and ice on the vehicle performance, a... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：有啥不一样
[Have what different]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
南方都市报：【监拍：两男子电梯内殴打抱婴儿夫妇】近日，湖北仙桃。两男子在商场电梯内暴打抱婴儿的夫妇。期间女子护着宝宝不能还手，任由男子殴打。有报道称冲突系电梯超载引发。被打夫妇二人受轻伤。目前，警方已介入调查。@澎湃新闻 tRHEORb
[[prison taken two men the elevator holding babies couples beating 】 recently, hubei xiantao. Two men in the elevator suddenly and violently dozen couples holding babies. During women to shield the baby cant strike back, let the man beaten. There are reports that overload cause conflict is the elevator. The couple who suffered minor injuries. At present, the police have to investigate. @ surging news tRHEORb]
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优酷：聚光灯下是滑稽怪诞的搞笑表演，折射的却是普罗众生的色彩万象。#喜剧总动员# 第二季的舞台从不拘泥于一点，喜剧也不止一面。上优酷#喜剧很酷# ，管中窥“爆”，非一般搞“笑”[笑而不语]
[The spotlight is funny weird funny performance, reflection is the colour of souls. # # comedy story never stand on stage, in the second quarter of comedy is more than one side. On youku # # comedy cool, tube in the critical, not make laughingsmiling without a word]
猫扑：【吊车司机“一顿操作猛如虎”：公交被撞落水，他用吊车“钓”人[跪了]】月日，江苏常州，公交被撞冲下河，一旁休息吊车司机以“百米冲刺”的速度，冲向河边，然后迅速掉转头，开着大吊车，自发展开救援，把人一个一个“钓”了上来，最终公交车上人获救。[good]tRHzIk
[【 crane driver a fierce as a tiger operation bus was hit the water, he used a crane fishing] [kneeling] month day, changzhou, jiangsu province, a bus knocked down the river, the rest aside crane driver, at the rate of sprint into the river, and then quickly turned and, driving a large crane, spontaneous rescue, a people a fishing up, eventually rescued bus. [good] tRHzIk]
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新浪汽车：#大爱燃擎#【秒救援历史最快】请注意哨兵， 给冲向事故现场的人民子弟兵点个赞，他们都是最可爱的人[good]tRHuQKi
[# love with # please note that the second fastest rescue history 】 【 sentry, a praise for rushed to the scene of the accident point of peoples own army, they are the most lovely person tRHuQKi [good]]
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优酷：#锋味#娱乐圈里最会做饭的男神表情包新鲜出炉啦，被霆锋@锋味 的小表情打败了，萌主附体演绎各种演绎各种情绪，这波表情包，优酷君存了[羞嗒嗒]
[# # tat taste in the entertainment industry can cook most male expression pack fresh, god was whether feng defeated @ feng flavor small expression, of the main appendage deduce various emotions, this wave of expression package, youku prince saved [shame clicking]]
汽车之家：#家家技术设计##兰博基尼#【超跑+SUV=?聊聊兰博基尼Urus的造型设计】Mitja Borket有个习惯，手中的笔似乎永远都不能停歇，一坐下来就开始画啊画～他曾为保时捷画了十几年后，塑造了卡宴Cayenne在内的一系列保时捷车型。它在年跳到了对手兰博基尼的阵营，如今作为设计总监带来了重磅级SUV——兰博基...全文： m.weibo
[# # # # every technical design lamborghini [supercar + SUV =? Talk about lamborghini Urus modelling design 】 Mitja Borket had a habit of the hands of the pen never seem to stop, sat down and began to paint ah ~ drew more than ten years later, he worked for porsche has shaped a series of porsche Cayenne Cayenne, models. It jumped to rivals in years lamborghinis campaign, now as a design director level brought a big SUV - LanBoJi... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
南方都市报：【公交被撞落水，吊车司机开吊车救人】日，江苏常州，一辆公交被撞冲下河，一旁休息的吊车司机以“百米冲刺”速度，冲向河边，然后迅速跑回，开着大吊车自发展开救援，把人一个个“钓”了上来，最终公交车上人获救。[good]@一手Video tRHzIk
[The bus was hit the water, the crane driver save 】, changzhou, jiangsu province, a bus knocked down the river, aside the rest of the crane operator to sprint speed, rushed to the river, and ran quickly back, driving a large crane spontaneous rescue, to catch up one by one, finally rescued bus. [good] @ Video tRHzIk]
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新浪汽车：爬梯是我家 MG开回家！ skr skr~~
[The ladder is MG drive home in my house! SKR SKR ~ ~]
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优酷：#军师联盟之虎啸龙吟#春华奶奶@刘涛tamia 下线的戏，不光虐了我们也虐惨了司马一家[泪]在拍摄花絮里可以看到每个人情真意切的悲痛，一部剧拍一年，他们已经是最亲密的家人了～日常想念我春华tRHmZZya
[# mastermind alliance roars of dragons @ # primavera grandma liu tao tamia referrals, not abuse we also abuse miserably syma a [] of tears in the shooting set can see everyone in Mongolias grief, a show a year, they have already is the most intimate family ~ miss me fruitful tRHmZZya everyday]
谢娜：小方来玩，他的脸更方了，听说他接广告了[傻眼]，我的天哪[允悲] 小方，红了不要忘了我啊[笑cry] @大本营黑衣人小方
[Small square to play, his face more party, heard he meet AD [been], my god allow sad little party, red dont forget me [laugh cry] @ home men in a small party]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
玩转instagram：超可爱的小狗便当[熊猫]
[Super cute puppy lunchpanda]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
猫扑：【马拉松颜值女王兴奋剂违规】日前，中国反兴奋剂中心公布了兴奋剂违规运动员名单，被誉为半马颜值女王的@李文杰Missli 在列。她在获得青岛海上马拉松女子组季军后，尿检B瓶仍呈阳性。原本是专业竞技领域的兴奋剂问题，发生在业余马拉松选手身上，引发空前关注。tRHuzTd
[Marathon appearance level queen doping violations, a few days ago, the Chinese anti-doping center announced the list of athletes doping violations and has been hailed as a half horse appearance level queen @ li wenjie Missli in columns. Her after the marathon third prizes for Qingdao sea, urine bottle B is still positive. Originally is a drug problem in the field of professional sports, happen to amateur marathon runner, caused an unprecedented attention. tRHuzTd]
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卢健生：正在伦敦玛丽皇后大学拍摄的电影，使用@ZCAM S专业VR相机，制片Astrid Salas发来现场剧照。
[Is queen Mary university in London film, using the @ ZCAM S professional VR camera, producer Astrid Salas stills from scene. ]
Z CAM, CEO
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我和男友在一起两年了，异地恋一年，这一年不来看我的时候对我一般般，也不怎么关心，来看我的时候能跑几十公里买我喜欢吃的带回来。各种体贴。十一放假回家他找理由说很烦，单位要加班（我知道他单位很闲）没时间陪我。我走的那天也没打电话给我。我很生气把他拉黑了，他也没有以其...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to friends my boyfriend and I together for two years, long distance relationships for a year, this year not to see me on my so-so, and also doesnt seem to care about, to see when I can run a few tens of kilometers to buy I like to eat. All kinds of caring. Eleven holiday home he excuses said very vexed, unit to work overtime (I know he is idle) have no time to accompany me. The day I walk also didnt give me a call. I was so angry he blocked, nor did he in the... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
南方都市报：【岁男孩凌晨点醒来就去上学 被误以为无家可归送进派出所】近日凌晨点，云南赵先生开车时发现一位小男孩孤身站在寒风中，将他送到派出所。原来，小男孩今年岁。孩子父母去贵州办事，将他独自留在了出租屋中。小男孩一觉醒来后，便起床去学校上学，却没注意时间。看看新闻Knews tRHGdZV
[The boy points to wake up in the morning went to school at the age of being mistakenly assume that homeless in police station 】 recently point in the morning, Mr. Zhao in yunnan when driving found a small boy standing alone in the cold, will he sent to the police station. Originally, the little boy years old this year. Parents go to guizhou, and he alone in the house. Up the boy woke up to go to school, but didnt notice the time. Take a look at news Knews tRHGdZV]
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冷笑话精选：一起云吸猫！BBC新系列节目《野生猫科动物》发布片段，介绍的是世界上最小的猫——锈斑豹猫，简直太可爱了[喵喵]tRHrPMt
[Cloud sucking cat together! BBCs new series wild cats segments of release, is the worlds smallest cat, rusty spot, the cat was absolutely too cute meow tRHrPMt]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
一块去旅行：华欣 曼谷 六天泰国自由行攻略
Day 华欣火车站-海滩骑马-逛夜市
Day 小羊牧场-圣托里尼公园-爱与希望之宫
Day 水门市场-曼谷夜景
Day 恰图恰周末市场-暹罗商圈
Day 美攻铁道市场-丹嫩沙多水上市场-大皇宫-考山路
Day 湄南河沿线游玩-免税店
作者：Suey
[Hua hin, six days in Bangkok, Thailand free line strategy < br > Day hua hin railway station - beach ride - night fair < br > Day sheep ranch - santorini park - love and hope the palace of the < br > Day watergate market - Bangkok at night < br > Day just figure just weekend market - the Siamese business circle < br > Day beauty attack railway market - Dan soft sand many water - grand palais - khao SAN road < br > Day visit along the chao phraya river - < br > the author s a tax-free shop Suey]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
小野妹子学吐槽：看到这个小女孩的时候我惊了：世上怎么会有这么美丽可爱、却又冷酷肃杀的迷人存在！于是查了好半天女孩是谁...
然后才发现...这不是照片...这是一位名叫戈特弗里德·郝文的奥地利超具象大师的画...
的画...
画...[跪了][跪了][跪了]
[Surprised when I saw the little girl the world how can have such a beautiful and lovely, but cold cold charming! So who is examined a good half-day girl... < br > and then find that... This is not a picture... This is a man named gottfried gottfried helnwein Austria super masters of representational painting... < br > picture... < br > picture... [kneeling] [kneeling]] [kneeling]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#健身神器，好想来一个[doge]
[# # travel life fitness artifact, good want a [doge]]
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保时捷：#porschemoments# 全新 Cayenne：“冬眠那种事情，还是留给冷血动物去吧！”
[# porschemoments# new Cayenne hibernation that sort of thing, or left to cold-blooded animals! ]
自 年以来，保时捷将旗下全系跑车引入中国，旨在为将我们所倡导的运动体验和创新精神带给每一位渴望挑战、追求完美的中国车友。
汽车之家：#家家新闻##雷克萨斯#【识别半径提升 雷克萨斯曝新自动驾驶车】近日，丰田对外公布了最新版本的自动驾驶测试车。该车是搭载丰田.版本自动驾驶平台的雷克萨斯LS hL，装备有激光雷达，雷达和摄像头阵列，这辆车预计会在即将开幕的CES电子消费展上展出。tRHrvAi
[# every news # # # lexus [identify radius of ascension Lexus revealed a new automatic car driving 】 recently, Toyota announced the latest version of the automatic car driving test. The vehicle is carrying Toyota. Version of autopilot platform lexus LS, hL equipped with radar, laser radar and camera array, this car is expected to be displayed on the upcoming CES consumer electronics exhibition. tRHrvAi]
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