2018年1月18日星期四

Welcome to southern metropolis daily, the official weiboExplore dark technology, born to a fever.

南方都市报:
    【泰国女子夜市用餐被收倍钱 老板:还以为是中国人[doge]】泰国一女网友发文称,她日前去曼谷知名霓虹夜市吃路边摊,点了一份太阳蛋脆皮猪肉配罗勒,原本泰铢(约元人民币)的餐点,老板竟然跟她收泰铢(约元人民币),原因竟然是“以为她是中国人”。泰国媒体随后前往夜市找到老板娘,询问是否...全文: m.weibo ​
[The Thai womens night market for dinner was closed times money boss thought it was the Chinese [doge]] a female net friend of Thailand post, said she has to go to Bangkok famous neon night market to eat roadside stall, ordered a sun egg crispy pork with basil, originally the baht (about RMB) are, the boss just like she accept the baht (about RMB), reason is the thought that she is a Chinese. Thai media then travelled to the night market to find the wife of shop-owner, asking whether or not... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

小米手机:
    #小米夜探# 分享一部你最近正在看的书吧,拯救书荒。转发微博,抽送本宫泽贤治的《银河铁道之夜》。 ​
[Night out # # millet to share your recent is looking at a book, save books. Forwarding microblogging, pumping I ze xian governance night of the Milky Way railway. ​]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

优酷:
    “渣男”竟然由基因决定?先天比后天更重要![摊手]#出来混拼个知识面# 知识偶像持续输出爆炸观点:当你爱一个人的时候大脑会为其点亮!所以,是大脑会判断真爱而不是心[doge]#你说的都对#tRQMdJ ​
[Cheating philandering feelings man genetically determined? Nature is more important than the day after tomorrow! [stand hand] # # come out to mix together a knowledge knowledge idol continuous output explosion point when you love a person in the brain for the light! So, is that the brain can judge true love rather than heart [doge] # # you said are right tRQMdJ]

知乎:
    #岁人生攻略# 在一线城市留不下,又对三四线老家「零归属感」的人,最后都怎么样了?👉tRQosSy ​
[Life guide # # years old in first-tier cities leave, again to three or four line home zero sense of belonging, the end? 👉tRQosSy ​]

发现更大的世界

汽车之家:
    #家家汽车文化#你知道开钢管车的车手有多疯狂吗? tRQShoT ​
[# # every car culture you know how much steel car driver crazy? tRQShoT]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    被热情对待的喵皇,一脸生无可恋的样子太好笑了哈哈哈哈tRQoFFX ​
[The emperor was enthusiastic about meow, a face had love looks too funny ha ha ha ha tRQoFFX]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博时尚:
    文艺花旦#卢杉#个性亮相#微博之夜# 。打破以往清新造型,身穿Sandro全新Highlight限量系列大秀美腿,霸气的西装造型和率性短发相得益彰,大气演绎时尚酷Girl。 ​
[Literature and art # # # Lu Sha personality appearance weibo night #. Break the previous modelling of pure and fresh, Sandro new Highlight limited series big beautiful leg, swagger suits hair modelling and permeance complement each other, atmospheric deduce fashion cool Girl. ​]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

冷笑话精选:
    饿了[二哈]@贴吧君很形象@Pinkyles:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!@FOUAHHEY原来 还有那么多 好吃的 没得吃[费解]
[Hungry ha] [two very image @ @ tieba king Pinkyles ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! @ FOUAHHEY originally there are so many delicious to eat [difficult]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    【潘粤明 瘦了 】微博之夜上潘老师谦虚的表示自己真的是一点没瘦[允悲]@潘粤明 太实在了,双下巴都没了你当粉丝没个照片? ​[吃瓜]同时大家也敬请期待#白夜追凶#[鲜花] ​
[Weibo purpose of thin 】 【 on the night of the pan modest said he is really a little not thin allow sad @ the purpose too really, double chin is lost when the fans arent you a photo? eat melons at the same time you also please look # # white night after fierce (flowers)]

优酷:
    #优酷最强大脑# 说好了要全网首播!终于找到证据了[doge] 赶紧告诉你们一声~@闲人王昱珩 @最强大脑王峰 @鲍橒BaoYun鲍云 @潘粤明 @陶晶莹 @刘国梁 @最强大脑薛飞 @最强大脑孙浚洋 @最强大脑陈泽坤 @最强大脑孙勇 @最强大脑孙奕东 @最强大脑尤冠群 ​​​​
[# # youku strongest brain agreed to cut premiere! Finally found the evidencedoge hurriedly tell you ~ @ the lounger Wang Yuhang strongest brain Mr Wang @ @ bao 橒 BaoYun BaoYun @ purpose of @, matilda tao @ strongest brain xue fei liu guoliang @ @ the strongest cerebrum Sun Jun ocean @ the strongest Chen Zekun @ the strongest cerebrum Sun Yong @ the strongest Sun Yidong @ the strongest YouGuanQun brain]

青年时报:
    【警惕!杭州一男子在少年宫假装家长,偷走了储物柜里的背包……】要问目前杭州最热门的补习班是哪个?毫无疑问是位于西湖边的少年宫。每逢双休日,不少家长在少年宫兴趣班门口等待着自己的孩子,有的家长会将自己的包随手放在教室的储物柜里。谁知上周日,一男子假装成家长,将手伸向了家长的背包……...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 alert! A man pretended to be parents in the childrens palace, hangzhou stole the locker bag... 】 Hangzhou are to ask which is the most popular classes? There is no doubt that the childrens palace is located in the west lake. On weekends, many parents waiting at the gate of the childrens palace cake with his children, some parents will give their locker bag conveniently in the classroom. But on Sunday, a man pretending to be a parent, reach out her hand to the parents of backpack... ... The full text m. eibo]

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猫扑:
    【因订单被取消 男子抡椅狂砸外卖哥】月日,广州一名顾客当街殴打一外卖小哥,踹头并用椅子狂砸。知情者称,该顾客在下单后改了地址,外卖员取餐时发现地址变更,便取消了订单,遂起矛盾。顾客让商家叫外卖员到店解释,结果竟对其一顿殴打。@梨视频 tRQXLr ​
[【 for cancellations man lun chair crazy hit a take-out elder brother 】 month day, a customer in guangzhou street beating a take-away little elder brother, chuai crazy smashed head and chair. Insiders say the customer changed the address after placing orders, take-away member you get your meal and found the address change and cancel the order, at the contradiction. Customer let merchants call take-away member to explain, the results for one meal beaten. @ pear video tRQXLr]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

汽车之家:
    #家家国内谍照##猎豹迈途#【搭.T动力 猎豹全新SUV或定名“迈途”】日前,我们从网络上获取到了一组猎豹全新SUV车型的实车图,结合车牌和此前申报图中车辆尾标来看,新车或将被命名为“迈途”。根据此前消息,新车基于猎豹CS打造,外观采用了全新设计语言。动力方面,新车将搭载一台最大功率马力...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # # # every domestic spy cheetah Michael way 【. T power cheetah new SUV or named Michael 】 recently, we get from the Internet to a set of cheetah real vehicle chart of new SUV models, combined with license plate and vehicle tail after filing the picture standard, new or will be named road. According to the news, a new car is based on the cheetah CS, adopted new design language appearance. Power, a new car will carry a maximum power horsepower... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪新闻客户端:
    又是马航[摊手]@小浪同学爱吐槽 有毒啊[微笑][微笑]
[The sea is the horse [stand hand] @ classmates love teasing toxic [smiles] [smiles]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    有毒啊[微笑][微笑]
[Toxic ah [smiles] [smiles]]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

知乎:
    @KY主创们 :作为女生,我有没有「不追求漂亮」的权利?👉tRQoBax ​
[@ KY creator as a girl, I have the right not to pursue beautiful? 👉tRQoBax ​]

发现更大的世界

优酷:
    韩雪做客#星月对话#节目,现场展示高科技与@王江月 玩转机器人。回应家庭背景,称自己从来没有优越感;讲述学生时代趣事,为演戏从上戏退学从未后悔;出道年不变的是性格,变化的是思维的宽度与对事情的认知;坦言理想的爱情模式是陪伴。更多精彩内容,每周三上午:优酷独播tRQVyy ​
[Han a guest leaves # the dialogue # show, the scene show high-tech and @ Wang Jiangyue How to play the robot. Response to family background, said he never superiority; About the fun, when I was a student for acting out of play on never regret; Out in the same character, the width of the changes is the thinking and the cognition of things; That the ideal model of love is to accompany. Every Wednesday morning more wonderful content, youku sowing tRQVyy alone]

新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂#【豪车挂挡方法get√】豪车挂挡方法,不学会这个,以后怎么带着女朋友去提车?[doge][喵喵][喵喵] tRQXIIVa ​
[Old driver class # # the car into gear method 】 get) cars hanging method, do not learn this, how to pick up the car with his girlfriend to later? [doge] [meow meow] [meow] tRQXIIVa]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    说出你喜欢哪个明星,因为什么 ___________________________ ​​​
[Say what you like which star, because ___________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

顶尖设计:
    恩[思考] ​
[En [thinking]]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

南方都市报:
    【免费=随意拿?我们的公众素质距离能享受免费厕纸还有多远?】最近,兰州市城区内所公厕试点投放免费洗手液、手纸等物品,本是件便民利民的好事却没想到由此看到了市民百态——有人一次抻几米长,还称“下次用”;还有人跑到公厕里拿纸铺公园凳子,之后却一走了之,任凭厕纸乱飞……中国之声...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 = free yourself to? We can enjoy the public quality of distance how far is the toilet paper for free? Recently, in lanzhou city public toilets pilot on the free goods such as hand sanitizer, toilet paper, but this is a good thing to the convenience and benefit of the thought which the whole messy - someone once saw the citizens pull out a few meters long, also called next time; Paper and ran to the toilet with me in the park bench, but after a walk it, let toilet paper flying... The voice of China... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

优酷:
    #超级剧集寻秦记#提前剧透,项少龙解放天性户外洗澡…欢迎各位朋友前来围观。(词条为系统发布,和优酷君没关系)[doge]tRQouj ​
[# # super series for qin ji said ahead of the plot, XiangShaoLong liberating nature outdoor shower... Welcome fellow friends to come to onlookers. (entry for the system, it doesnt matter) and youku king [doge] tRQouj]

刘彦斌:
    一个成熟的投资人,一定要具备冷眼旁观的能力! ​
[A mature investor, must have the ability to look on coldly. ​]

猫扑:
    【日本街头采访:来自老人们的人生建议】没想到塑料姐妹花不分年龄!一位老奶奶表示应该多理解年轻人,旁边的闺蜜立马拆台,还劝说闺蜜“你要做一个卡哇伊欧巴酱才行”,还有最后那位岁老奶奶回答亮了!tRQSXm ​
[[Japanese street interviews life advice 】 from the old people didnt know that plastic sisters flower all ages! An old woman said young people should have more understanding, girlfriends immediately next to dismantle, also persuaded girlfriends you have to do a kawaii sauce to just go Obama, and finally the old granny answered bright! tRQSXm]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

音悦台:
    伴奏突然停了?看看你的爱豆是怎么应对的?[二哈]tRQonKG ​
[By a sudden stop? Take a look at your love beans is how to deal with? [two ha] tRQonKG]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

微博搞笑排行榜:
    是我![摊手]@mcy 我[攤手]@kauhoyann我[摊手]
[Its me! [stand hand] @ MCY I @ kauhoyann [stand hand] [stand hand]]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

ZAKER:
    【在中国撑不下去了,阿里会当家乐福的接盘侠吗】 连年亏损的家乐福在中国撑不下去了,阿里会当接盘侠吗? tRQoEDl ​
[[in China stay not bottom go to, ali be carrefour flange spiderman? 】 the loss-making carrefour in China stay not bottom go to, be executed ali spiderman? tRQoEDl]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

平安北京:
    【幅政法干警工作新闻照片入藏中国美术馆】月日,“中国司法,不负江山不负卿——中国长安网年度照片发布暨向中国美术馆捐赠仪式”在中国美术馆举办。中国美术馆馆长吴为山为幅政法干警工作新闻照片的摄影师颁发收藏证书,并宣布将这幅照片入藏中国美术馆。tRQoMjdD ​
[The work of politics and law police news photograph into the Tibetan national art museum of China] month day, Chinese justice, not jiangshan not qing - China changan net annual photo released and donation ceremony to China art gallery held in national art museum of China. China gallery director wu for images of policemen work of political science and law press photographer collection certificate, and announce to hide the image into the national art museum of China. tRQoMjdD]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

知乎:
    又是一个滑雪季,⛷初次滑雪之前,需要了解哪些知识?👉tRQoETtd ​
[Is a ski season, ⛷ first time skiing before, need to understand what knowledge? 👉tRQoETtd ​]

发现更大的世界

新浪新闻客户端:
    【薪资过高遭报复?苹果员工班车一周内次被袭击】苹果员工班车变成被嫉妒的对象。过去的一周里,共有五辆苹果员工巴士的窗户遭遇疑似弹丸枪的袭击。报道称,这些通勤班车已经成为“城市绅士化”的象征,人们认为科技公司们对当地房价上涨负有责任↓↓tRQoEIK ​
[【 excessive pay reprisals? Apple employees train within one week time attack 】 apple employees train into a subject of envy. In the past week, a total of five apple employees suspected of pellet guns to strike bus window. According to the report, the commuter train has become a symbol of the city gentleman, people think that science and technology companies are responsible for local prices left left tRQoEIK down]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

金山夜话博主:
    这是两性情感的第次直播,本次观众数排名打败了%的主播 tRQodQh ​
[This is the first time live, emotion between the number of viewers beat % of the host tRQodQh ranking]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

新浪新闻客户端:
    低调的张扬~现在谁都知道她的牌照了[二哈][二哈]@网红先走我段后 这脑回路也是清奇[允悲][允悲]
[Low-key publicity ~ now who knows her licencetwo ha ha] [two @ net red go my section after the brain circuits is also QingJi [allow sad] [allow sad]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽:
    太好看了..........
[Too good...]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

张小娴:
    #阿里文学遇见张小娴# 一生中邂逅的每一段愛情,不過就是寫給自己的一封情書。月-號由阿里文學和UC小說聯合舉辦的“情書進化史”展覽會在北京+藝術中心舉辦,同時展出我的手稿和不同國家的原著譯本。很開心跟阿里文學有這樣的合作機會,在這裡,我們以愛相聚。人間白頭,願你心中年輕有情。 ​
[# # met ali literature however encounters every period of love in my life, but is to own a love letter. Month - literature by ali and held by UC novel love letter evolution exhibition + art center in Beijing, at the same time my manuscript and the original versions in different countries. Very happy with ali literature have such cooperation opportunity, in here, we together in love. Human head, young love in your heart. ​]

我的唯一微信号:遇见张小娴(Miss_AmyZ)。工作联系:陈仲明gongzuoshi@sina 

冷笑话精选:
    当段子手撒贝宁遇上段子手北大教授……
撒贝宁:我招谁惹谁了我,都怼我[允悲]
tRQoUnS ​

[When the jokes of sa beining in jokes hands, professor of Peking University... < br > sa beining I called who provoke me, Dui me [allow sad] < br > tRQoUnS]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

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