微博搞笑排行榜：
边牧与主人的健身日常，看呆了…[哆啦A梦吃惊]tRQSYqwX
[On exercise everyday and master, look for... [doraemon surprised] tRQSYqwX]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
伊能靜：来了好多天，唯一一天他下午就收工了，说带我去走走。
阳光正好，我从被窝里爬起来，头发乱的很艺术。
吃海鲜、压马路、买面包、觅甜点。
吃了那么多家，还是糯米蛋糕好吃啊！虽然顶着肚子，卻又去吃了一次，这次吃到那天卖完的起士蛋糕，起士蛋糕包覆了一整颗栗子、甜薯，他全啃下去。
我拿手机拍
[To a lot of day, the only knock off in the afternoon one day, he said to take me to go for a walk. < br > < br > the sun just, I got up from his bed and hair look very artistic. < br > < br > to eat seafood, pressure the road, buy bread, looking for dessert. < br > < br > ate so much home, or the glutinous rice cake is delicious! Although under belly, the but again to eat once, this time to sell out on the day of cheese cake, cheese cake covering a whole chestnuts, sweet potatoes, his whole face. < br > < br > I take their cell phones]
用最安静的力量，穿过人世。以音乐以歌以文字，疗愈生命。（工作訊息-- 于先生）
郑恺：“黑道”大哥
[Mafia big brother]
强大起来，软弱起来！
全世界最英俊的人：邀请大家欣赏这段长达七分钟的片段，高度融合了整部剧对于爱情、友情、科幻、梦想、奋斗的完美诠释，看完这段才算是真正的姐妹，谁的青春都不能错过这一场美丽的极光 tRQSOZGE
[Invite everyone enjoy the long seven minutes of fragment, high integration for the play for love, friendship, science fiction, the perfect interpretation of dreams, struggle, finish see this paragraph you truly sisters, whose youth dont miss this a beautiful aurora tRQSOZGE]
恭喜发财，天天开心！公主号yingjunlihai
英国报姐：这只叫Squish的狗狗遭人残忍毒打，导致头骨和下巴碎裂。就在它被所有人放弃的时候，它遇到了一个愿意给它家和温暖的人。它终于拥有了重生的机会，希望它以后都能被爱包围，再也没有噩梦和伤痛。也希望每一个生命都能被温柔以待。[心]
tRQSYVoF
[The call Squish dog dog was brutally beaten, lead to the skull and jaw fracture. As it is all people give up, it encountered a willing to give it a home and warm people. It finally have the opportunity to rebirth, hope it can be surrounded by love, pain and no nightmares. Hope every life can also be gentle. [heart] < br > tRQSYVoF]
国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
思想聚焦：职场必用的个函数！
[With the function of workplace will! ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
钱哥：转发点赞这条微博 保证你三天内有一笔意外之财 信不信由你[ok]
[Forward some praise this tweet guarantee you for three days with a windfall, believe it or not [ok]]
带着粉丝发家致富
和菜头：儿子中午放学回家一脸不高兴，说是gai被撤换下来了。我说撤就撤呗，叫你多吃点蔬菜，怎么老不听话？儿子说妈你老了你懂啥，嘻哈音乐这次被PGone坑惨了。我放下筷子，很严肃地说都讲儿子遗传妈的智商，为什么你会傻逼成这个样子呢？知道妈年轻时候听的摇滚么？摇滚当年一次封杀是因为崔健？二次封杀是因
[Son came home from school at noon a face not happy, gai had been replaced. Said it pulled bai, I call you to eat more vegetables, how old is not obedient? Son said mum you are old you know what, hip-hop music was PGone pit. I put down the chopsticks, very seriously all speak son IQ of genetic mother, why are you silly force into this appearance? Know when young mom listen to rock and roll? Rock was banned because cui jian? The second block is for]
对不起，我是一个网红，不能轻易地回复你的消息，这样会显得我不够高冷。
柳岩：祝@郭德纲 老师生日快乐🎁🎊🎂🎉谢谢您送给我们剧组的小火锅🍲饮料🥤和罐头🥫心里暖暖哒[互粉]
[I wish @ guo 老师生日快乐🎁🎊🎂🎉谢谢您送给我们剧组的小火锅🍲饮料🥤和罐头🥫心里暖暖哒[互当粉丝] ]
顺着天意做事，逆着个性做人… 工作事宜请联络经纪人@张剑斌 （微信）（短信）邮箱：binbin@
北漂街拍：微博可以花式点赞了，你造吗？
快来试一下，假装我很红的样子[鼓掌][爱你]
（点赞的时候要长按别松手）
[Weibo can fancy thumb up, you know? < br > come and try to pretend Im red like [applause.] [love] you < br > (dont let go when its thumb up long press)]
静心听佛语，街拍有缘人
谷大白话：一个好玩的网站，能测试你英文口音到底是英式还是美式。 我的结果还是比较偏美音[嘻嘻]（可能需要ladder） tRQIqPs
[A fun website, can test your English accent is British or American. I was more the result of the partial the beautiful sound (hee hee) tRQIqPs (may need ladder)]
THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』
陈赫：TIANC和Snake的联名，一场吃鸡迸发出的创意show，太酷了！！！
我要全套衣服 ！@TIANC-BRAND店长 tRQSYrS
[TIANC and Snake joint, the creative show, a chicken burst into cool!!!!!! < br > I want a full set of clothes! @ TIANC - BRAND manager tRQSYrS]
工作事宜请发邮箱： chenhestudio@ TIANC（天才）网址：shop.m.taobao?spm=av...
何炅：认真的样子，很有你在课堂上的风采了。#明星大侦探#
[Seriously, are you in class style. Detective # # star]
头条新闻：#万象#【小男孩电梯内壁咚小女孩 面对监控得意挑衅】日，四个小学生一起坐电梯。进入电梯后，黑衣小男孩突然对着玫红色衣服小女孩壁咚亲吻。亲完小女孩的脸，又单膝下跪。这时另一个小男孩在一旁告诉他，电梯里有监控摄像头。然而黑衣小男孩一点也不羞涩，反而对着监控挑衅。 tRQaDQF
[All # # 【 boy elevator wall dong girl The monitor proud challenge 】, four pupils sit elevator together. After entering the elevator, the black boy suddenly at mei red clothes girl kiss wall dong. Pro loud girls face, and one knee kneel down. At this time another boy aside to tell him, there are cameras in the elevator. Instead of black boy was not a bit shy, however, to monitor the provocation. tRQaDQF]
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A股侠女：都说中新难，我问了不少中新股多的小伙伴，发现一条规律。
如果点赞过，我会考虑分享给你们。
[All say new difficult, I asked a lot of new shares more friend, found a rule. < br > if thumb up, Ill consider to share with you. ]
爱炒股 爱生活 真性情 不装逼
神嘛事儿：才发现点赞的规则有变化，手指图标上多按几毫秒会出现好几个表情符号[允悲]
[Only to find that a change in the rules of some praise, finger icon on the press can appear a few milliseconds to several more emoticons [allow sad]]
本人不会炒股票也不以任何形式开群，也从不主动跟人讨论相关事宜，凡是私信与你主动嘘寒问暖的必定是假冒
李冰冰：懒人呀，这一墙的英文都贴了一年了，总算学完了。[酷]跟你们说，作为懒人，卫生间是最好学英文的地方[太开心][耶] tRQSjil
[Lazy people ah, the wall of English all over a year, finally learned. [cool] say to you, as a lazy person, toilet is the most easy to learn English place [quite happy] [and] tRQSjil]
央视新闻：【消防战士火场晕倒 村民出手救援】日前，宁波奉化尚田镇发生了一起火灾。火灾没有造成人员受伤，但消防战士杜恒欢却因生病晕倒了。当天重感冒的杜恒欢在坚持完成任务后，浑身乏力、无法站立，村民刘志军见状立刻将他背起，跑了近米，将他送到停在村口的警车上，为热心的村民和敬业的消防员点赞！（
[The fire fighters fire faint The villagers rescue 】 recently, fenghua ningbo ShangTian town there was a fire. The fire caused no injuries, but the fire fighters Du Henghuan has fainted due to illness. After a bad cold that day Du Henghuan adhere to complete the task, weak, unable to stand, the villagers liu looked at him back up immediately, ran nearly meters, brought him to the police car stopped at the village, for the warmhearted villagers and dedicated firefighters thumb up! (]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
衣锦夜行的燕公子：青笋凭什么叫笋啊？和笋差很多好不好！
你应该叫：口感介于甘蓝和西葫芦间的绿色植物！
[Green bamboo shoots of bamboo shoots with what? Poor and bamboo shoot a lot of good! < br > you should call the green plants between the cabbage and zucchini. ]
世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。
北京人不知道的北京事儿：原来这才是石榴正确的打开方式！新技能get～[耶]tRQJboaC
[This is the original pomegranate the right way to open! A new skill get ~ [and] tRQJboaC]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
周柏豪Pakho：KEEP GOING ph.
#周柏豪OneStepCloserLive##周柏豪#
[KEEP GOING ph. < br > < br > # beginning OneStepCloserLive# # # beginning]
工作聯系：cindy_leong@starzpeople
吴奇隆：#蜀山战纪踏火行歌# 元氣新歌「炸雞炸煩惱」還有一天[哈哈]@太陽動力文化傳播 @肯德基
[# # of shushan ZhanJi tread line fire song from new song Fried chicken Fried annoyance another dayha ha @ solar power culture dissemination @ Kentucky Fried chicken]
猫扑：【沈阳交警处罚车辆号牌不清晰】近日，网上一段电视台的视频中，辽宁沈阳交警以“未保持机动车号牌完整与清晰”为由，对多辆车罚款元，引发网友质疑。视频中有司机抱怨，“上来就罚我钱，你们也太不讲理了，我这牌子哪儿有毛病？” 对此，你怎么看？ tRHFCpsk
[Shenyang traffic police penalty vehicle plate not clear recently, a television in the video on the net, liaoning shenyang traffic police to did not keep the motor vehicle plate complete and clear, said, fines for car more yuan, netizens questioned. In the video driver complained, come up to my money, you also too unreasonable, I where there is something wrong with this brand? To this, what do you think? tRHFCpsk]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
xiaxiaxiaaaa夏：在？
[In? ]
中国新闻网：#健康时间#【蹦蹦跳跳分钟，给你一双筷子腿】每天睡前蹦跳燃脂分钟，天掉-斤，针对性减大腿赘肉！赶紧马走开虐[小黄人剪刀手] tRQhSgU
[Jammed healthy time # # 【 minute, give you a pair of chopstickss legs jumping fat minutes every night before going to bed, day off - jin, targeted decrease thigh proud flesh! Horse away quickly abuse tRQhSgU [yellow people scissorhands]]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
澎湃新闻：【人妻表白小伙遭拒轻生，其丈夫陪同找人】 tRQSoor 月日，浙江杭州，一已婚女子路遇“小鲜肉”一见钟情，表白遭拒后情绪崩溃欲跳楼轻生被民警救下。日女子的丈夫再次陪其找人，未找到后两人便去了科技馆游玩。（视频来源：杭州日报）
--更多精彩内容，请下载澎湃新闻APP--
[Do the person wife guy was rejected suicide, accompanied her husband to 】 tRQSoor month day, hangzhou, zhejiang province, a married woman in fresh meat love at first sight, to vindicate the rejection after emotional breakdown to jump off a building suicide by police to rescue. Day her husband again with the contact, not found after two people went to visit the science museum. Hangzhou daily) (video source < br > - more wonderful content, please download the surging news APP -- < br >]
有内涵的时政新媒体
韩国me2day：【Naver综合】日,#DARA#出席了在京畿道举行的<平昌冬奥会>圣火传递教育活动~齐刘海敲可爱~[太开心]
[Comprehensive 】 【 Naver, # DARA# in gyeonggi province attended the < > pyeongchang Olympics torch relay education activity ~ neat bang on cute ~ [quite happy]]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
Vista看天下：#图看天下# 【纽约地铁规定狗狗必须要装在容器里才能上地铁，于是……】年年中，纽约地铁规定狗狗必须要装在容器里才能上地铁，于是半年来铲屎官们开发出了各种“狗袋”。
[# # figure to see the world the New York subway regulations, the dog must be packed in containers to on the subway, so... Year after year, the New York subway regulations, the dog must be packed in containers to on the subway, so half a year to shovel excrement officers have developed all sorts of doggy bag. ]
一个有趣的蓝V
全球健身中心：跑步宣传片——彻底被触动到了[心]tRQSHMyt
[Run AD - was touched to [heart] tRQSHMyt thoroughly]
最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程。商务洽谈QQ： ，！
神店通缉令：这只猫的主人已经离开人世，当它再次看到主人视频的时候，感觉想飙泪 tRQSYjT
[The owner of the cat has left the world, and when it saw the owner again video, feel to tears tRQSYjT]
快上车，来不及解释了
冷笑话精选：这个情侣锁屏厉害了，快找个人试一下！[哆啦A梦吃惊]
tRQSTZA
[This couple lock screen much, someone to have a try! [doraemon surprised] < br > tRQSTZA]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
TF家族新生-李天泽：近期回顾[挤眼]（我去训练啦
[The recent review [eye] (I go training]
老E_EdmundDZhang：做一枚精致男孩[吃瓜]
[Make a delicate boyeat the melon]
(´･_･`)直播间在zhanqi.tvedmunddzhang 一般晚上左右开放 下午有时候也会直播
成都商报：#商妹儿尬聊#听说微博加了新的点赞功能，还有点萌。试试看你的版本有没有呢？[doge]
[# #, e mail full chat heard weibo added a new function of thumb up, MOE. Try your version is there? [doge]]
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