2018年1月19日星期五

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国民老岳父公:
    相互(yi)取(wei)暖(gay) ​​​
[(yi) take (wei) to warm each other (gay)]


微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

北美吐槽君:
    “不吵架的时候男友对我蛮好,但一吵架我们就会互相动手” ​​​
[Not to quarrel with her boyfriend pretty good to me, but a quarrel with each other we will begin]


吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

中国书画诗词院:
    【 心境俱清即是仙,一时人在小壶天 … 】 ​ ​​​
[The mood all clear is fairy, a man in a small pot of days...]


一字一方圆,一笔一江山;一点一春色,一抹一冬寒;一心一世界,一生一百年,中国书画。

李敖观天下:
    论绅士风度我只服他,细节见人品,请为他点个赞! ​​​
[Theory of a gentleman I only served him, details see character, please point a praise for him! ​​​]


说点真话,站在名人的角度看世界。大师微博&哈囉李敖 欢迎关注!

一句心情签名:
    所谓人生就是听不完的谎言,看不透的人心,放不下的牵挂,经历不完的酸甜苦辣。 ​​​
[The so-called life is cant hear the lies, cant see through the heart, can not let go of care, through endless suantiankula. ​​​]


有没有一个词、一句话,让你想起某件事、某个人;有没有那么一段情,让你。。

柳三便:
    再也不会走向什么人,只是走在自己的路上,恰好遇到了一个人。 ​​​
[Never go to any one, just walk in their own way, just met a person. ​​​]


正能量录:
    成熟就是:容得下生命的不完美,也经得起世事的颠簸。 ​ ​​​
[Mature is life is not perfect fit, also stand up to the world. ​ ​​​]


每天正能量!商务合作请加qq:

阅读小镇:
    一个人活在这个世界上为了什么呢?我告诉你,是去经历和享受。没做过的事情要做一做。无,则努力追求,有,则尽情享乐。合,则来,不合,则散,这是简单却正确的道理。 ​ ​​​
[A person living in this world for the sake of what? I told you, is to experience and enjoy. Never do things to do. No, efforts to pursue, to have and enjoy himself. Close, then to, doesnt, then, this is simple, but the right reason. ​ ​​​]


作家,今于静谧的小镇停留,读书写作▼合作请私信

总裁精粹:
    到了一定年龄,便要学会寡言,每一句话都要有用,有重量。喜怒不形于色,大事淡然,有自己的底线。 ​​​​
[At a certain age, and learn to silent, every word is useful, has weight. Indeed invisible, of couse, have their own bottom line. ​​​​]


在这里寻找片刻的安静。 薇信号:政商指南 微信号zcjc 联系 QQ:

世界搞笑排行榜:
    九首《百字令》微情书,为这些人的文采打call ​​​
[Nine little hundreds of words to song the love letter, for the gift of these people make the call]


搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、亮点内容。 合作联系qq

北欧罂粟花:
    下班后走了一个!这一两个月感觉身体最大的变化是大腿还有上半身,明显手臂后背都变纤细变薄了!大腿内侧和外侧开始往里收!那个顽固的腹部还在慢慢一点点变化....耐心加继续努力💪!#健身打卡# ​​​
[Go after work! This two months feel the biggest change is the thighs and the upper part of the body, arm back attenuate obviously thinning! Began to in the medial and lateral thigh closed! That stubborn belly also in slowly change a little bit... 耐心加继续努力💪! Fitness clock # #]


吉祥三宝:🇨🇳水瓶座大姐🐒👩🏻,🇨🇳+🇸🇪摩羯座二小姐🐎👱🏻‍♀️,🇨🇳+🇸🇪三公子天秤座👱🏻🐒

诗姐八美国政治:
    今天喉咙很痛,我妈(中国大妈)说我上火,热气;我老公(美国佬)说我感冒。 ​​​
[Sore throat today, my mom said Boyle (China) I get inflamed, heat; I said the husband (American) I catch a cold. ​​​]


八美国政治,经济,文化,教育,时事,生活。欢迎关注我的 @诗姐计划美好人生

奏耐天津:
    #起床签到贴#先起床的,先来打卡签到吧,在床上、上厕所的不算哦! ​​​​
[Get up # sign in post # get up first, check in first, on the bed, go to the toilet doesnt count! ​​​​]


【家乡微博】关心都市民生,关注都市发展。【最新、最快、最及时---报道天津的事情】【爱天津的孩纸都在这里!】

星雲大師:
    tRQKrLrS ​​​
[tRQKrLrS]


我把自己一生走过的路,以每十年为一个时期:成长、学习、参学、文学、历史、哲学、伦理、佛学,岁以后便是「随缘人生」!

新民周刊:
    【古人教你怎样识人不走眼!】人的品德看言行,人的思想看行为,人的内心看做事,人的心术看眼神,人的知识看谈吐,人的内涵看表现,人的修养看性格,人的能力看业绩,人的身手看对手,人的为人看朋友,人的本质看历史。古人教你怎样识人不走眼↓↓ ​ ​​​
[The ancients teach you how to recognize people not counterfeit! Our character, words and deeds, people thought the behavior of the mind to see things, look in the eyes of the persons minds think, mans knowledge the talk, the connotation of people watching, people cultivation of personality, peoples ability to see results, people see what see, see friends, the essence of human history. The ancients teach you how to know not counterfeit left left]


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焦恩俊Vincent:
    早安❤️ ​​​
[Good morning ❤ ️]


影,視,歌,廣告,演出,工作聯繫, 王思(經紀人) email:@qq(非誠勿擾)感謝 祖籍:中國山東省濰縣。

四半居士:
    【皮兰斋随笔】

太白诗豪飞将才,
宫门久叩竞未开。
文墨半瓶行左道,
一生君宠住瀛台。

注,飞将指汉代飞将军李广。瀛台指故宫西苑

太液池,即今日中南海。这里泛指荣华。

(丁酉年腊月初三日晨作于高邮市皮兰斋。) ​​​

[Essays 】 【 perrin jai < br > < br > the white poem hao to fly him, < br > knock at the door of the long race did not open. < br > ink line half a bottle left, < br > lived ying you spoil my life. < br > < br > note, fly fly general li tries to han dynasty. Ying stage refers to the imperial palace xiyuan < br > < br > too liquid pool, today known as zhongnanhai. Here come the splendor. < br > < br > (Ding You year lunar early morning for three days in gaoyou perrin lent.) ​​​]


半个诗人,半个商人,半个痴人,半个狂人,写古诗。收藏古玩。 本名祁传仁,字暮知,茂之,号狂吟浪人,四半居士,家住江苏省扬州,高邮市秦观故里。

路客文化:
    在成都太古里Gucci对面,ifs楼下租了个门面卖专门吃金龙鱼的火锅[笑cry] 开业当天我把我的柯尼塞格开出来扎场子,弄半天没找到手刹在哪里[汗]差点把对面的马自达刮花了...........吓惨了梦都吓醒了 枕头都打湿了 ​​​
[In chengdu ancient Gucci, opposite the ifs downstairs rented a storefront sell special eat gold dragon fish hot pot opening day smile to cry, I make out my koenigsegg venue, get half a day did not find a handbrake [Mr Khan] where is almost the opposite of Mazda scratched... Miserable dream all fright woke up The pillow is wet]


男人在这里看妹子,女人在这里看搭配!没有羞耻感不喜勿看,不喜取关!~

总裁视野:
    “两个人的沟通%是情绪,%是内容,如果沟通情绪不对,那内容就会给扭曲了,所以沟通内容之前,情绪层面一定要梳理好,不然误会只会越来越深。” ​​​​共勉~~ ​​​​
[Two personal communication is % sentiment, % is content, if communication mood is wrong, the content will give distorted, so before communication content, emotional level must be combed, otherwise the misunderstanding will only become more and more deep. ~ ~]


“以微博之力,让世界更美” QQ:

让笑声飞会:
    一声姐妹大于天 #搞笑# ​​​
[A sound and sisters greater than day # # funny]


新浪热门微博-笑话榜专家成员,每日输送最搞笑的笑话,更新中。。。

经典丶古诗词:
    今夜
我不关心人类
我只想你

——海子 ​​​​

[Tonight < br > < br > I dont care about human, I only think you < br > < br > - haizi]


一诗一词一幅画,一吟一舞一仙境。每天学点古诗词。

LiLi5608791501:
    #钟汉良微博之夜# [太阳] #钟汉良一路繁花相送# [太阳] #钟汉良# 看了新浪微博的独家专访,才知道@钟汉良 迷上了做饭,名副其实的全能男神啊!你说:想粉丝的时候和遇到挫折时会看粉丝留言,小哇,我们也一样想你喔!期待.在东方卫视和江苏卫视播放的新剧~一路繁花相送!超级期待你的演唱会,等你喔 ​​​
[# # orea weibo night [sun] # orea flowers all the way to send # # # [sun] hello how are you watch the exclusive interview sina weibo, just know @ hello how are you addicted to cook, real men almighty god! Said you want to be a fan of the frustration, fans will see a message, and when the little wow, we miss you too! Look forward to. TV and jiangsu TV broadcast in the east of flowers to send all the way! Super looking forward to your concert, waiting for you]


上善若水 厚德载物;己所不欲 勿施于人

幸福女人有心计:
    点赞这组闪闪发光的大海背景图 你所期盼的事都能得到好的结果 ​​​
[Thumb up this group of shimmering sea background What are you looking forward to get good results]


“ 好老公不会不请自来,财富也不会从天而降,事业更不会凭空而至!【q q】

猫小北的厕所读物:
    好前卫的空气刘海![笑cry]真的笑死我了[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] ​#搞笑# ​​​
[Good forward air bang! [laughing cry] really killing me [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] # #]


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安东尼写给不二的情书:
    内心再强大一点,就不会听风是雨。
知道的事再多一点,就不会人云亦云。 —— 亲爱的不二 ​​​​

[Heart again a little bit strong, will not listen to the wind is the rain. < br > know a little more, will not. - my dear not two]


有只兔子叫不二,它是安东尼的。难过时候,想要一只兔子,你可以叫它不二或亲爱的,它能治愈所有安东尼的伤痛。你需要不二吗?

米娜:
    #彩妆#VECUA Honey情人节限定系列,非常貌美! ​​​
[# # colour makeup VECUA Honey limit series, valentines day is very beautiful! ​​​]


《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志,提倡日常生活中的实用搭配,自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 mina

林素雅ara:
    躺在床上,默默地望着窗外,夜色显得是那么温柔,世间万物都归于寂静,唯有一颗心还在思潮反复。历经了世间沧桑,命运流淌在墨色的光阴里,弦琴的余音,在远处的风中传来。揽入一怀如烟的往事,环绕于眼际的苍茫,任诡异空旷的夜色,斑驳那漫山遍野的浓情飘落。#林素雅自修心语##林素雅心语# ​​​
[Lying in bed, silently looked out the window, the night seem so tender, all were silent, only one heart also in trend over and over again. Flowing through the world vicissitudes of life, fate in the inky time, clavichord, lingering sound, the wind in the distance. Into a bosom smoke past, surround of the vastness of YanJi bizarre open night, mottled the slopes of falling in love. # simple but elegant self-study xinyu # # Lin Lin simple but elegant words #]


半清醒,半湖涂,难得湖涂!

皇马新闻:
    上半场结束,皇马客场-战平莱加内斯。上半场皇马射门次,次依靠定位球,次利用对方失误。皇马在运动战方面,表现堪忧。 ​​​
[In the first half ended, real Madrid away - draw was added in. Rely on set pieces, real Madrid in the first half goal and use the other mistakes. Real Madrid in terms of mobile warfare, performance. ​​​]


小时播报皇马相关新闻、图片等。公共号:realmadridcf_news。

微天下:
    【人遇难 最高风速千米小时 荷兰发布大风红色预警】外媒报道,近日,荷兰遭受了严重的风暴灾害,风速最高达到了千米小时。相关部门于日发出大风红色预警,并暂时取消所有的航班和铁道交通。截至相关报道发出时,已有人因灾害遇难。 tRQKdabO ​​​
[The people have been killed The highest km hour winds The Netherlands issued winds red alert 】, foreign media reported recently, the Dutch suffered a severe storm disaster, wind speed up to the km hour. Relevant departments in a strong wind red alert, and temporarily cancelled all the flights and the railway transportation. As reported, has been for disaster victims. tRQKdabO]


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MMpilot段:
    该一个人走的路还是要一个人走,哪有这么多矫情,滚起来飞航班了[污]这么早的航班也是没谁了[二哈] ​​​
[This one way or to a person walk, where there are so many melodramatic, roll up the flights [pollution] flight so early who also didnt [two ha]]


西藏航空小飞行员 instagram:miaomiaopilot

魏布斯:
    大家早上好![爱你] ​​​
[Good morning, everyone! Love you []]


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育儿知识大王:
    【家庭教育中的十戒】①不要瞧不起孩子。②不要恐吓孩子。③不要贿赂孩子。④不要逼孩子答应“下次不敢了”。⑤不要过度保护监督孩子。⑥不要对孩子唠叨不休。⑦不要强迫孩子立即盲目地服从他人。⑧不要纵容孩子过分······每朵花都有花期,做个不那么着急的家长,给孩子的成长一点时间。 ​ ​​​​
[Family education in the ten commandments () dont look down upon the child. () dont bully the child. () dont bribe children. () dont make children promise I dare not do it. . Dont over child protection supervision. . Dont chatter endlessly to the child. dont force the child immediately follow others blindly. Today dont indulge child too...... each the flowers are blooming, do a less anxious parents, a bit of time to the growth of children. ​ ​​​​]


育儿.母婴 知识尽掌握 !大王每天会推送精彩育儿内容。敬请关注 欢迎投稿,合作qq

DJ-CC:
    这个世界已经承受不了我的帅气了
用一种独特的方式让你魂不守舍
[来] ​​​

[This world have already cant bear my handsome < br > in a unique way to let yous spaced out < br > [to]]


Party DJ. 工作事宜请私信。

世界最搞排行榜:
    女友吃饭前 vs 吃饭后
并不是所有女生都喜欢钱
她们可能更喜欢吃[二哈] ​#搞笑# ​​​

[Girlfriend before eating vs after eating < br > not all girls are like money < br > they may prefer to eat two ha # # funny]


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