世界上最小的肯德基，有点可爱！
tRQeaXh
[The worlds smallest KFC, a little cute! < br > tRQeaXh]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
一块去旅行：下雪了 想和喜欢的人 一起在雪中漫步 一不小心就白了头
[Snow think and favorite people together to walk in the Snow White head carelessly]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
平安北京：#平安在身边#过年家长一定得叮嘱孩子，千万不要让孩子往井盖或者化粪池里面扔鞭炮！！ tRQgWpXy
[# # peace around Chinese New Year parents must told the child, dont let the child to throw firecrackers covers or septic tank inside!! tRQgWpXy]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
汽车之家：#家家试驾评测##丰田凯美瑞#【表现依旧均衡 丰田凯美瑞.L微试车】全新一代的国产丰田凯美瑞上市以来，它的运动性就广被提及，事实上它真的变运动了吗？tRQdxQP
[# every test evaluation # # # Toyota camry 【 micro test performance remains balanced Toyota camry. L 】 a new generation of domestic listed since Toyota camry, its motility is widely referred to, in fact it really turned movement? tRQdxQP]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：一个人要是没有自由意志，跟禽兽又有什么分别呢？本期#梁文道一千零一夜#导读《狂人日记》，满篇痴人的呓语，狂人的梦话，讲述着最残酷的吃人社会；鲁迅毫不隐晦地告诉我们他的悲观、绝望、虚无甚至某种黑暗。试问你是否也“吃过”人呢？
tRQrve
[A person without free will, with the beast what respectively? This # # for one thousand night reading the diary of a madman, according a tree-trunk, diction, mad men talk in a dream, tell us about the most cruel to eat human society; Lu xun is implicitly tells us his pessimism, despair, nothing even a dark. Try to ask you whether is eaten? < br > tRQrve]
薛蛮子：我投资的创业公司我都让他们去做了心理体检。不测评不投钱！@金玓心理健康创业成功的基础，搜索“暖心理测评”小程序，给自己来一次全方位的心理健康体检，活动价仅需[愉快]
[I invested start-up I let them to do psychological medical. No assessment no money! @ gold Di entrepreneurial success of mental health, the search warm psychological evaluation small programs, to give yourself to a full range of mental health check-up, activity price only [happy]]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
南方都市报：【男子将新生婴儿扔进垃圾箱，路过市民发现后报警，监控还原全过程[吃惊][吃惊]】近日在云南宣威，一名男子提着白色的包装袋，扔进了垃圾箱内。随后，附近大妈来到该垃圾箱前，发现白色包装袋里面是个新生儿，衣服都没穿，大妈回家给孩子拿衣服，路过市民打电话报警。目前婴儿父亲因涉嫌遗弃罪，被刑拘...全文： m.weibo
[The man will be the trash, newborn passing citizens found after the alarm, monitor the reduction process [surprised] [surprised]] in yunnan xuanwei recently, a man carrying a white bag, threw it into the litter box. Before then, aunt came to the nearby dustbin, found white bags inside a newborn, didnt wear clothes, aunt home get children clothes, a passing people call the police. Now abandoned baby father for suspected crimes, imprisoned... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
薛蛮子：回复@金玓块人民币是个最好的投资。关键的时候救一条命！@金玓心理健康创业成功的基础，搜索“暖心理测评”小程序，给自己来一次全方位的心理健康体检，活动价仅需[愉快]
[Reply @ gold Di yuan is the best investment. The key to save a life! @ gold Di entrepreneurial success of mental health, the search warm psychological evaluation small programs, to give yourself to a full range of mental health check-up, activity price only [happy]]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
优酷：最佳僚机 @李乃文 wuli 风趣幽默 演技无敌滴乃文老师 来咯~ 明天 tRQeiyIw @星球星驾到 @优酷星球 @电视剧恋爱先生 #恋爱先生# 快来和他聊天吧 tRQgOKA tRQeihQN
[Best wingman @ nai-wen li wuli humor Acting invincible drops neven teacher to cough up ~ tomorrow tRQeiyIw @ star star! @ @ youku planet TV love Mr # love # is fast to chat with his tRQgOKA tRQeihQN]
猫扑：【女司机酒驾撞俩车后逃逸被挡，叫嚣：我有关系！】近日，成都一名女司机付某喝近斤白酒后驾车，连撞两辆车逃逸，随后被警方挡获。付某大闹警队：我有关系，你们凭什么关我！”友情提示，大家打开视频的时候先静音[摊手]tRQdyhwe
[【 the driver drunk driving crashed two escape blocked after car, Shouting I!] Recently, a female driver to pay a drink near chengdu jin liquor after driving, even crashed two cars escape, then blocked by police. Some make the police pay I have a relationship, what makes you shut me! Helpful hints, when you opened the video mute [stand hand] tRQdyhwe first]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
薛蛮子：@杜子建创业的辉煌被夸大创业的痛苦被忽视了！我劝所有的创业者都先去花元做一个科学全面的心理测试，看看你心理上能够承受这样的压力。听个过来人的话：创业这个玩意不是每一个人的菜！
[@ zi-jian du the pioneering glory exaggerated pain has been ignored! I urge all entrepreneurs to take RMB to do a scientific and comprehensive psychological testing, see if you can withstand such psychological pressure. Listen to a n experienced person entrepreneurship this thing is not everyones food!]
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冷笑话精选：如果我们用俄罗斯人的方式去救一只被困在树上的小猫……哈哈哈猫和树都是崩溃的[笑cry]tRQefRG
[If we use the Russians way to save a trapped in the cat on the tree... Ha, ha, ha and cat tree is [laugh cry] tRQefRG collapse]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
MIUI：#MIUI#传送门，打破各个应用间的信息孤岛，真正一步直达！转发微博，抽送 台小米路由器。
[# MIUI# portal, to break the information island, between the individual application really step direct! Forwarding microblogging, pumping station millet router.]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
优酷：#锋味#泰国站的信息量有点大！@容祖儿 和小鲜肉在海上练瑜伽！为什么两个人的动作如此有默契呢？被好奇心支配的优酷君已经忍不住点开看了，你还不赶紧来戳[来]
tRQgRpBe
[# # feng flavor Thailand station information is a little big! @ joey yung and little meat do yoga at sea! Why are the two actions so have the tacit understanding? Youku jun has been dominated by curiosity opens at couldnt help but see, you dont hurry to stamp [to] < br > tRQgRpBe]
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#一网友：公司新来的女同事请我吃饭，我去趟卫生间回来就这样了。这是什么意思？求老司机帮忙解答[吃瓜][吃瓜]#大爱燃擎#
[Old driver class # # a netizen companys new female colleague invite I to have a meal, I go to the toilet back like this. What is the meaning of this? Beg old driver help solve [eat the melon] [eat the melon] # # love of qing]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
猫扑：【萌化了！宝宝见到刚出生的妹妹，兴奋的样子超可爱[心]】个月的宝宝第一次见到刚出生的小妹妹，兴奋地对她打招呼，还不停叫“宝宝”，超有爱的互动简直要把你萌化[可怜]tRQGHa
[【 of change! See newborn baby sister, super cute they are when excited [heart]] months baby first saw the newborn baby sister, excited to say hello to her, also called baby, have a love of interaction to you of the [poor] tRQGHa]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
但斌：发表了博文《【太和时评】未来五年中国面临的外部冲突》【太和时评】未来五年中国面临的外部冲突原创--郑若麟太和智库关注时代需要FOCUSONNEEDSOFTIMES&#;本文作者tRQeqgq
[Published a blog post taihe editorial over the next five years Chinas external conflict in the next five years China taihe editorial 】 【 original face external conflict - Zheng Relin taihe think-tank need attention era FOCUSONNEEDSOFTIMES & #; In this paper, the author tRQeqgq]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：发表了博文《转载：做空中国的人怎么样了？外媒：损失超亿美元》做空中国的人怎么样了？外媒：损失超亿美元-参考消息网英媒称，在年全球金融危机开始缓和后不久，对冲基金基tRQeqiRb
[Published a blog post reprinted short China? Foreign media loss exceeds $ shorting Chinese people? Foreign media loss exceeds $- reference news network, according to UK media shortly after years of the global financial crisis began to ease, hedge fund tRQeqiRb]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【山西女子跟团澳洲游 被安排与名陌生男拼房[衰]】原本是一段美好的旅程，没想到却令张女士十分郁闷与尴尬：住宿时，她被安排与两男子拼住；登机离开时，又被扣留了护照；张女士的家人还收到短信，称张女士被人举报为“偷渡”↓↓对此，成都喜悦假期旅行社觉得很无奈↓↓tRQebMM
[The shanxi women join the Australian swimming team was arranged with a strange male house [failure]] was a wonderful journey, I didnt expect to ms zhang is very depressed and embarrassment accommodation, she was arranged to stay together with two man; Was detained the passport when boarding the plane left; Ms zhangs family also received text messages, said zhang was reported as smuggling left left, chengdu joy felt helpless left left tRQebMM holiday travel agency]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：#电视剧和平饭店# 今晚开播！！一方是“美貌与智商并存”的巾帼红颜，一方则是“才干与柔情并举”的真男人阵营，两大阵营将在和平饭店掀起怎样的风波？今晚点优酷全网首播！[憧憬][憧憬] @和平饭店官微 @陈数 @雷佳音 @李光洁
[# # TV peace hotel starts tonight!!!!! One was beauty and intelligence female beauty, one party is talents with tenderness and real men, two camps to the peace hotel in what affair? Tonight at youku tech-oriented premiere! [hope] [hope] micro @ @ peace hotel officer Chen @ @ guangjie li mine better notes]
微博汽车：#趣你的汽车# 事故后，司机打电话给谁，能最快处理？tRQeUpZG
[# # interest your car after the accident, the driver to call who, can the fastest? tRQeUpZG]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
小野妹子学吐槽：请吸走这些超级厉害的欧气，祝你的儿子走遍天下！！[爱你][爱你]
[Please suck these super powerful air, I wish your son around the world!! Love you love you [] []]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
猫扑：【日本男子裸身挑战零下度：冷到变形[衰]】近日，一位日本男游客雇佣一众摄像来到世界上最寒冷的村庄-俄罗斯奥伊米亚康，想体验并记录下自己的“英勇时刻”！一切准备就绪，男子拉开车门便瞬间惨叫，双手护住胸口冲入冰河！在阵阵嘶吼中...男子撒腿跑回了面包车：快放我回去！！！宝宝要回被窝！！！...全文： m.weibo
[The Japanese man naked challenge degrees below zero, so cold that deformation [failure]] recently, a Japanese male visitors to hire the camera to the worlds coldest village - Russian President, aocom, want to experience and record their own heroic moment! Everything is ready, the man opened the door and instantaneous bellow, hands to cover the chest into the ice! In the intermittent roar... Man ran back to the van just let me go back!!!!!! Going back to bed baby!!!!!!!!!!! ... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
但斌：发表了博文《热烈庆祝“翼达港湾价值投资号私募投资基金”正式成立！》热烈庆祝“翼达港湾价值投资号私募投资基金”正式成立！我司“翼达港湾价值投资号私募投资基金”于年月日成立。东方港湾作tRQeLbJo
[Published a blog post the celebrated wing of value investment, private equity investment fund harbor was formally established! Warmly celebrate wing of value investment, private equity investment fund harbor was formally established. Our company wing of value investment, private equity investment fund harbour on (date) (month) (year). Eastern bay tRQeLbJo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车：#出行生活# 这个撩乘客的技能，你给几分？[思考]（图片：真搞笑集中营）
[# # the liao passenger travel life skills, you give a few minutes? Its funny (image [thinking] camp)]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
微博汽车：事故二手车的鉴别真是门学问
[Used car accident identification is a science]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
微博时尚：#时尚封面志# 男神集结完毕，女神依旧精彩！月的女星版时尚杂志封面强势来袭！@稀土部队 @李冰冰 @景甜 @唐嫣 @何穗 #杜鹃# @雎晓雯 @唐艺昕 @歐陽娜娜Nana 变身性感尤物，大放异彩！@范冰冰 携手@李晨 上演情人节专属甜蜜诱惑！精彩看不够！谁是你最爱的爱豆？【#时尚封面志# 月时尚大刊女星版封面...全文： m.weibo
[Chi # # fashion cover male god muster, goddess is still splendid! Month actress version of fashion magazine cover incoming strong! Rare earth forces @ @ li bingbing @ scene sweet @ tiffany tang @ # sui he cuckoo # @ in XiaoWen @ Tang Yixin @ OuYangNaNa Nana become sexy stunner, shine! @ fan bingbing @ hand in hand on valentines day exclusive sweet temptation! Good to see enough! Who is your favorite love beans? 【 chi # # fashion cover month big fashion publication actress cover... m. eibo]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
张亚勤：在达沃斯的最高山峰接受CNBC采访
[The highest mountain in davos CNBC interview]
“夫英雄者，胸怀大志，腹有良谋，有包藏宇宙之机，吞吐天地之志“
李开复：#冬季达沃斯#：《李开复达沃斯见闻：美国公司在华水土不服的四个原因》 tRQewUG
[# # winter davos lee davos experiences soil and water conservation in China by American companies refuse to obey the four reasons of tRQewUG]
创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin
但斌：转：段子
十年前，家乐福员工哪瞧得起永辉啊，永辉也不敢高攀吧，没有远虑，必有近忧，创新是魂。
[Turn jokes < br > ten years ago, carrefour staff have regard for which yong hui, yong hui also dare not the highs, no thought, will, innovation is the soul. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【 男子打麻将久坐不起险猝死 一查竟得肺栓塞[吃惊]】年月，哈尔滨的王先生叫上朋友到家里来打麻将，一玩就是十几个小时。期间王先生突然出现晕厥并摔倒了几次，醒了之后则胸闷气短，症状非常严重↓↓经诊断，其患上的是肺栓塞，又被称为“经济舱综合征”↓↓tRQeZWjf
[The man cant afford to play mahjong sedentary risk of sudden death Out unexpectedly to pulmonary embolism [surprised]] years, Harbin Mr Wang called friends home to play mahjong, a play is over ten hours. Mr. Wang during sudden syncope and fell a few times, wake up after the chest condition, symptoms are very serious left left after diagnosis, they suffer from pulmonary embolism, also known as economy class syndrome left left tRQeZWjf down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：西蒙·佩雷斯：在以色列这个缺乏自然资源的土地上，我们学会了重视我们国家最大的优势：我们的头脑。
[In Israel shimon peres the lack of natural resources of land, we learned to value the biggest advantage of our country our minds. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：【“新零售”第一次出现在国务院座谈会上】据央视《新闻联播》，日国务院举行了座谈会，会议主要内容是听取专家学者和企业界人士对《政府工作报告（征求意见稿）》的意见建议。盒马鲜生CEO侯毅作为新零售行业代表参加了座谈会，这也是新零售第一次出现在国务院座谈会上。政府工作报告一直是研判中国...全文： m.weibo
[The new retail first appeared in the symposium] of the state council, according to the CCTV news broadcast, the state council held a symposium, meeting the main content is to listen to the experts and scholars and business people to the government work report (draft) the opinion of the proposal. Box Ma Xian born CEO Hou Yi attended the seminar as a representative of the new retail industry, it is also a new retail seminar first appeared in the state council. The government work report has been to China... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：【马云：我打赌，今后年是这样的……】马云日在“冬季达沃斯论坛”马云专场演讲谈全球化表示，全球化是不可制止的，如果贸易停止，战争就会爆发，贸易是解决战争的方式，并不是引起战争的原因。目前全球化还是个小婴儿。全球贸易应该更简单、应该更具有现代化、包容性，让每个人都有机遇，我想说的...全文： m.weibo
[[ma I bet that in the future years is such a... Ma Yunri speeches at the winter davos BBS ma special talk about globalisation, globalization is not to stop, if trade stops, the war would break out, trading is a way of solving the war, not the cause of the war. The current globalization is still a small baby. Global trade should be more simple, should be more modern, inclusive, let everybody has the opportunity, I want to say... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：#王俊凯出世之白# 王俊凯同款XPS已入手，请各位小仙女戳戳链接，把台全新XPS 抱回家，就可解锁出世之白北海道之旅啦~麻烦戴尔爸爸看我真诚的眼神，小野超想跟随王俊凯的脚步，去探寻出世之白啊~
[# # chun-kai wang was born in the white chun-kai wang with XPS, which went to obtain, please fairy chuo chuo link, the brand new XPS home, can unlock of white Hokkaido trip ~ trouble dell dad see my sincere eyes, ono ultra wants to follow in the footsteps of chun-kai wang, born to explore the white ah ~]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
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