2018年1月23日星期二

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    小哥吃鸡遇上一个日本萌妹子,
狂追人家十条街……哈哈哈过分了啊!
妹子被追到整个人都快崩溃了[笑cry]
tRQRbK ​

[Little elder brother to eat chicken meets an attractive woman in Japan, < br > crazy chase people ten street... Ha ha ha too much! < br > sister was made to the whole people all quick collapse [laugh cry] < br > tRQRbK]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #终极一班# 最近有一只热爱旅行的蛙,不小心穿越到了金时空。以为会有一场愉快的旅行,结果被辜战裘球来来回回虐了好几遍。一气之下,决定回家与学习谈恋爱。班花看了这个故事的心情是:此刻,我们都是蛙![笑cry] ​
[# #d recently have a passion for travel, accidentally across the gold time. Think there will be a pleasant trip, the result was the koo war abuse QiuQiu to going back and forth several times. In love, decided to go home and study. Class flower saw the mood of this story is at the moment, we are frog! [laughing cry]]

猫扑:
    【小偷打电话报警求救 我偷东西被困住了[允悲]】月日,安徽省六安市公安局接到一男子报警,他自称是小偷,溜进一辆忘记锁门的奥迪车里行窃,没想到车门自动反锁了。万般无奈下他向指挥中心报警求助。据该男子讲述,什么东西都没偷到,却被困在车内十几分钟。@新京报 tRQJQP ​
[The thief called the police for help I steal something stuck [allow sad]] month day, regarding luan, anhui province public security bureau received a man report to the police, he claimed to be a thief, slipped into a forget to lock the door audis steal, I didnt expect the door automatically locked. All his alarm to the command center for help. According to the man, didnt steal anything that was trapped in the car more than ten minutes. @ Beijing tRQJQP]

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汽车之家:
    #家家汽车文化##昂科威#【美食+冰雪大世界 周末两天游哈尔滨(下)】我是罗浩!游记下半部分我来完成。周末两天游哈尔滨(上),我基本是咬着后槽牙看完的,李昊鹏KILL半天有啥用?出来混早晚要还的,既然开启互黑模式那我就不控制了,下面请看哈尔滨游记下集。tRQRaqp ​
[# # # # every auto culture aung coldwell 【 cuisine + ice and snow world Weekend two days tour in Harbin (bottom) 】 Im Harold d roth! The lower part travels I to complete. Harbin (on) the weekend two days, I basic is bite a molar tooth after finish see, Li Haopeng KILL the along while have a purpose? Mix out sooner or later also, since open mutual black pattern that I cant control, please see below Harbin travel out. tRQRaqp]

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平安北京:
    【愤怒!这些视频流入中国,正在毒害孩子[怒]】米老鼠、小猪佩奇、艾莎公主…利用这些儿童熟悉的经典动画形象二次加工的儿童邪典片里,充斥着血腥、暴力、虐待!这些去年就已被外国网站封禁的视频,目前正悄然流入国内…tRQWOsAW ​
[【 angry! These video into China, is poisoning children [anger]] Mickey Mouse, pig page, aisha princess... Use of these children are familiar with the classic animated childrens cult film secondary processing, full of bloody, violence, abuse! The video has been foreign web site banned last year, are quietly into the domestic... tRQWOsAW]

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玩转instagram:
    新疆 ​
[xinjiang]

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微博汽车:
    #大V聊车# 差速锁只是在某些特殊地形状况下有一定的用途,而没有差速锁并不代表说你的车不能越野,因为它不是必需品。具体的操作方法,看下文:
[Talk about car # # big V differential lock only under some special conditions are, without differential lock does not mean that your car cant cross-country, because it is not necessary. Specific operation method, see below]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

南方都市报:
    【小学语文考试现神题:凤姐芙蓉如花老师,谁最美?[允悲]】“下列选项谁最美?A凤姐 B如花 C芙蓉姐姐 D八班语文老师”。近日,南京一小学三年级语文试卷出现一道神题,有学生家长质疑说,这个考试“除了搞笑”,似乎看不出有什么考察目的和价值。试卷的命题者则说,学生在期末复习的强度太大,为让孩...全文: m.weibo ​
[The elementary school language examination now god sister lotus flower teacher, who is the most beautiful? [allow sad]] who is the most beautiful the following options? A feng sister lotus flower C B D class eight Chinese teacher . Recently, nanjing, a primary school grade three Chinese test paper of a god, there are the parents of students questioned said that the test in addition to the funny, seems to dont see what is the purpose and value. Paper proposition is said, the strength of the students in the final review is too big, to let children... The full text m. eibo]

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薛蛮子:
    谁让你那么急要走?赶紧带大队人马回来干活儿!
[Who let you so hurry to go? Bring big brigade work quickly!]

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薛蛮子:
    暮色岛应该攻占
[The twilight island should be taken]

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薛蛮子:
    老胡摘椰子这个酷
[Khufu coconut picked this cool]

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薛蛮子:
    蛮子民宿接受数字货币支付。目前仅限于以下几种:比特币,以太坊。瑞波币和eos.中国的暂时只接受量子币,比原链,墨链,小蚁。
[Barbarian home stay facility to accept digital currency payment. Currently limited to the following the currency, the etheric fang. Rayleigh wave COINS and eos. In China only accept quantum COINS, compared to the original chain, chain, little ant.]

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薛蛮子:
    当然可以用数字货币支付@情敌-小丑支持数字货币支付就更厉害了
[Can, of course, use digital currency payment @ rival - clown support digital currency payment is more severe]

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薛蛮子:
    分享图片 tRyhjfau ​
[Share photos tRyhjfau]

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汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##标致##标致#【售价不变 标致全系配置调整】日前,我们从东风标致官网获悉,款和两款车型在配置方面相比老款车型有一定减少,不过在售价方面却与老款车型保持不变。 tRQRIYxe ​
[# every news Peugeot Peugeot # # # # # the price remains the same Peugeot holographic configuration adjusting 】 recently, we learn from the dongfeng Peugeots official website, and the two models in terms of configuration than the old models have decreased, but in terms of price and the old model remains the same. tRQRIYxe]

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青年时报:
    #西湖早茶#:与其讨好别人,不如武装自己;与其逃避现实,不如笑对人生;与其听风听雨,不如昂首出击。—— 刘心武 早安,各位! ​
[# # the west lake tea rather than to please others, arm themselves; Rather than escape from reality, smile to the life; Rather than listen to the wind rain, hold my head. Good morning, liu, everyone! ​]

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猫扑:
    【超幸福!励志脑瘫小伙自学电脑开打印店,买房买车娶美妻[赞]】河南洛阳岁的张瑞峰,出生时患脑瘫。他自学电脑奋斗余年,开了打印店自己赚钱买房、买车,还迎娶了一位美丽的广东姑娘,两人的生活十分甜蜜。妻子幸福地说:“我爸妈开始反对,但后来看到他本人也同意了,我觉得我老公特别棒!”[心]...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 super happy! Motivational cerebral palsy guy self-study computer print shop, buy an apartment and a car beauty wife [who]] in henan luoyang rui-feng zhang, was born with cerebral palsy. He taught himself computer struggle years, opened a print shop of their own money to buy a house, a car, has married a beautiful guangdong girl, two peoples life is very sweet. The wife happily say my parents against, but then see he himself also agreed, I think my husband is great! [heart]... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车:
    #车圈话题#各种颜色的奔驰大G,你更爱哪个?[笑而不语] ​​​​
[# #.so topic all sorts of color of mercedes-benz big G, do you love more? [smiling without a word]]

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薛蛮子:
    谢谢你!一定不负你期望@喧嚣中微尘薛老牛!必定大火,以您的人气,和威望,不火都难!
[Thank you very much. Must not be you looking @ the hustle and bustle of dust xue the old cow! Must fire to your sentiment, and prestige, not the fire is difficult!]

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薛蛮子:
    回复@天天豆乐开@天天豆乐开发票不
[Reply @ @ a merry beans beans everyday pleasures everyday invoice no]

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南方都市报:
    【别家的狗不是狗?男子遛狗遇流浪狗 捡起板砖将其拍死】日,北京某小区,一男子遛着自家的两只狗,推门时有只小白狗乖巧地等待让行。不料,男子突然拾起板砖砸向它,小白狗最终伤重死亡。视频发布者称,流浪狗现在是有人收养的,很气愤!(梨视频)tRQQjUVW ​
[【 another dog is not a dog? Man walk the dog in the stray dogs picked up the plank brick making its death], Beijing business district, a man was walking with his two dogs, pushed the door and there is a small white dog clever ground waiting to give way. Behold, the man suddenly picked up the plank brick thrown at it, the little white dog eventually death injury. Video publishers, according to the stray dogs now is adopted, very angry! TRQQjUVW video (pear)]

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但斌:
    @理性与逻辑思维:永辉从块钱开始关注分析但反复进出没赚到钱。后看了时间的玫瑰突然有种顿悟的感觉。块钱重仓买入,一直持有至今。但总的理念影响了我持股的信心和耐心,以前每天都要搞几下,现在几个月不动,好像有点手里有股心中无股的感觉?谢谢但总的价投理念,我觉的这是唯一正确的投资方式
[@ rational and logical thinking yong hui from dollars to begin to pay close attention to analysis but repeatedly in and out not to make money. After watching the rose suddenly have a kind of Epiphany feeling of time. Dollar holdings to buy, has been held so far. But the general idea on I owned confidence and patience, to make every day a few times before, now a few months, like the feeling of a little hand with no stock? Thank you but the total price for idea, I think this is the only right way of investment]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

东方航空:
    #在微博从心认识央企# 由人民日报 、微博、新浪网发起,国资委新闻中心联合主办的政务V影响力峰会“金旗帜”央企论坛今天在北京举行 !小编在现场,为大家展开微博直播~ tRWx ​
[# # on twitter from the heart to know state launched by the Peoples Daily, weibo and sina, sasac news center government affairs V influence summit hosted by the golden flag state BBS held in Beijing today! Small make up on the spot, out live on weibo ~ tRWx for everyone]

中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海,是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年,以原东航集团公司为主体,在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合,东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主,通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。

汽车之家:
    #停车打卡#早上好,一起来看牛人手绘LANCER EVO吧tRQRqVSM ​
[Parking clock # # good morning, to see people with hand-painted LANCER EVO tRQRqVSM]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑:
    【女病婴被弃公园 旁边留千字信下辈子会努力赎罪】月日晚,广州凤山公园里,巡逻队员发现一名半岁多大的女婴被遗弃在园内,女婴随身包裹内有奶粉、药品、衣服等物品和一纸手写的千字留言。从留下的信里得知这名出生于去年中旬的女婴患有先天性癫痫病,孩子父母经过约半年的治疗花光了所有积蓄,已...全文: m.weibo ​
[The female sick baby abandoned park Next to leave thousand words letter next life will try to sin 】 late February nd, guangzhou phoenix mountain park, the rangers found one and a half years old how old baby girl was abandoned in the gardens, girls take parcels, milk powder, medicine, clothes and other items and a paper written thousand words leave a message. From the left of the letter that the name was born in the middle of last years baby girl born with epilepsy, children parents after about half a years treatment, spent all his savings have been... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #我的青春遇见你# 【陈也 李招娣】竟然还有这种操作?[傻眼]宠妻狂魔陈也为了招娣开挖掘机闯单位大门,却惨遭上司开除工籍,#丧燃夫妇#这秀恩爱方式真是没sei了~ tRQRqNlA ​
[# # I meet you my youth was also zhao-di li Chen 】 【 and this operation? [been] pet wife slasher Chen also to recruit her door open excavator through unit, being boss fired workers, # # loss of couples this is really no sei ~ tRQRqNlA affection way]

但斌:
    转:年月日周二读报!一切美好从❤️
、中国年的游戏收入规模达到近亿美元(不含游戏游艺机),同比增长.%,连续三年成为全球游戏收入第一大国。年中国的互联网用户数已经达到.亿,其中%是游戏玩家,约有.亿人,人均年度游戏消费约人民币元。(中新网)

、国家能源局...全文: m.weibo ​

[Turn on Tuesday the newspaper! All good from ❤ ️ < br > scale games, Chinas annual income reached nearly $(excluding amusement game), rose. %, for three consecutive years to become the worlds first big game income. In Chinas Internet users have reached. $, % of them are gamers, about. One hundred million, per capita annual consumption of about yuan yuan game. (Beijing) < br > < br > and the national energy administration... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报:
    我们暗访了儿童不雅视频制作公司,该公司一名员工表示,平时他们都是与老板通过QQ联系,那边发剧本过来就拍摄,拍好了再发给老板。公司成立了两年,至于拍了多少,没去统计。
[Our investigations the children indecent video production company, the company says an employee, they are all contact with the boss through QQ, at ordinary times the hair play over there, well then sent to the boss. Company set up two years, as for how much, didnt go to statistics.]

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陈姝瑭-瑭瑭:
    #陈姝瑭#
开工 [哈欠]

点钟就起床的宝宝伤不起[哈欠][哈欠][哈欠] tzRziTXa ​

[# # Chen Shu Tang < br > to start (yawn) < br > < br > o clock get up baby cant afford to injury [yawn] [yawn] [yawn] tzRziTXa]

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新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂#旋转,跳跃,我闭着眼。。。心疼洗车小哥!![允悲] tRQQWCW ​
[Old driver class # # spinning, jumping, I close my eyes... Love washing little elder brother!!!!! [allow sad] tRQQWCW]

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金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# tRQRbSnr ​
[# # jinshan night tRQRbSnr]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:本人老家农村,找了个城市里的女朋友,去年国庆跟我回老家一趟,可能因为气候环境等因素,,皮肤过敏,给她留下了阴影。说将来结婚,过年不回我家过年,怕再次过敏有生命危险,还嫌弃家里饭不好吃,没意思。还说将来有了孩子,三岁以前不让回老家,怕生病。我接受不了,我特别在意父...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listen to friends my hometown in rural areas, to find a girlfriend in the city, last years National Day home a trip with me, probably because of environmental factors, such as climate, skin allergy, leaving her with shadow. Said to get married in the future, New Years day is not back to my home for the holiday, again afraid of allergy have dangerous life, also abandon home rice isnt good, boring. Also said that you have children in the future, dont let go home before the age of three, afraid of illness. I cant accept, in particular, I care about father... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

猫扑:
    #猫扑早安# 小橘猫:他们说我长大了就会胖,我有一点惆怅 tRQRzCG ​
[# # mop good morning little orange cat they said I grow up will be fat, Im a bit disappointed tRQRzCG]

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冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈还我以为是:游泳健身了解一下[允悲]@-蜂窝酱-:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 tRQHrvA
[Ha ha ha ha I thought is swimming fitness look at [allow sad] @ - cellular sauce - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tRQHrvA]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

张小娴:
    是有一個人,曾經那麼在乎你,你卻不把他放在心裡,直到失去了才覺得可惜。又有一個人,你是那樣在乎他,在乎到痛,他卻沒有珍惜。人生漫長崎嶇的情路,不過就是為了讓人明白可惜,也懂得了珍惜。———《#请至少爱一个像男人的男人#》 ​​​​
[There is a person, once so care about you, but you do not put him in the heart, think its a pity that until lost. And there was a man, you are so care about him, care about the pain, but he didnt cherish. Life is a long bumpy road, but is to let people understand that it is a pity, also learned to cherish. - the # please at least love a man like a man #]

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