2018年1月6日星期六

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北美吐槽君:
    “男票妈妈说婚礼让我艰苦一下,我该妥协吗?” ​​​
[Male ticket mother said wedding let me hard, should I compromise? ​​​]


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飞飞是大王:
    我宣布 我册封 万青 胖子 李逼为 大王心头好音乐人 散会 ​​​
[I declare Im conferring the Wan Qing fatty Li made a great king heart good musicians, concentrate]


中国丐帮文化传播有限公司北京分公司CEO 饱经沧桑 童心未泯 一个不和网友吵架的宁静致远的人

MrAko:
    哦😒睡了吗 ​​​
[哦😒睡了吗 ​​​]


略略略🍼

李敖观天下:
    【心酸:一个农民工的谋生组照[悲伤]】近日,天降大雪,网友在火车站拍到一位农民工顶风冒雪等生意的照片,他脸色蜡黄直流鼻涕,不断咳嗽打哆嗦,手上拿着蛋糕大口吃着,吃着吃着他突然低下头,无声哭泣起来。哪有什么体面的太平盛世,不过有人在替你负重前行,你的荣誉背后 谁在乎我的悲伤。[心] ​​​
[【 sad a migrant workers making a living set [sad]] recently, the heaven like snow, the net friend at the train station captured a migrant worker, brave the wind and snow and other business he sallow-faced dc nose, coughing constantly shiver, in hand gobbled the cake, eating eating he suddenly looked down, silent cry. What a decent of the new millennium, but someone carry something for you, your honor behind Who CARES my sadness. [heart]]


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健身女王Miuo:
    【瘦腰瘦腿的最强尊巴舞】众所周知,尊巴舞的减脂效果特别明显。分享一段尊巴舞,让你的腰腿得到最大限度的运动,想要瘦下去的宝宝们赶紧动起来吧![耶][耶] tRltpQU ​​​
[The thin waist thin leg of the strongest zumba dance 】 as is known to all, zumba dance fat reducing effect is particularly evident. Share a zumba dance, make your waist get maximum exercise, want to thin down babies move quickly! [the] [and] tRltpQU]


每日分享各类健身教程,关注我一起来健身吧!商务合作加Q:

芒果洪涛:
    当了几天鸵鸟,都没有敢看我上热搜的任何信息。今天是长沙最冷的夜,现在的心竟沸腾得滚烫,索性更个博。从邀约开始我们就没敢相信——欧美当红巨星会来参加中国的电视歌唱比赛,但当她走进演播厅的那一刻,意味着具有国际影响力的顶级歌手的加入,我们《歌手》从此翻开了新的篇章!给大家介绍一下,她 ​​​
[When a few days the ostrich, did not dare to see me out on any of the information. Today is the coldest night in changsha, now the heart was boiling hot, just one more. Starting from the invitation we dont dare to believe - the European and American pop star television singing contest will come to China, but when she walked into the studio at that moment, means that the top singer to join with international influence, we opened a new chapter in singer from now on! Introduce you to her]


于意Yee:
    [围观] tRHlplh ​​​
[[watch] tRHlplh]


意别

语言失调的桃子:
    近两年明显感觉自己的嘴越来越刁了,怎么办…[生病][生病][生病] ​​​
[Nearly two years obviously feeling that ones mouth diao, more and more to do... [ill] [ill] [ill]]


勿扰,易炸毛。

陈浩恩:
    一定还有人没睡😉 ​​​
[一定还有人没睡😉 ​​​]


除了微博公开的软件以外一切软件都不是本人包括微信QQ评论谩骂广告拉黑

喵爷-吴淼:
    墙倒众人推?

这墙哪有人推啊?我冷眼瞧着是它自己倒的吧? ​​​

[Wall all push? < br > < br > the wall which someone push? I coldly looking at is it himself? ​​​]


龟毛之人,时尚边缘人,鼓捣脸上那点事就是事业。 工作联络:Julie 邮件@qq 电话--非工作联络请勿打扰

逗大师:
    跟什么样的人,说什么样的话。对牛不要弹琴,牛听不懂,牛也很烦。同理,爱要给那些珍惜自己的人,否则你的爱会廉价的毫无价值。话,也要只说给懂的人听,不是每个人都配得上你的口水。简言之,自己的宝贝,只给最懂的人。 ​​​​
[Tell what kind of person, what kind words. Dont play the piano to the cow, the cow could not understand, also very vexed. Similarly, those who cherish their love, or your love will cheap worthless. Words, and speak only listen to understand, not everyone is worthy of your saliva. In short, your baby, only to the people who know the most. ​​​​]


QQ .电话 逗大师唯一联系qq和电话。最近发现有人q q上冒充。提醒朋友们一下,以防被骗。你负责开心快乐,我负责装逼得瑟。

班主任的课:
    没睡的在干嘛? ​​​
[Didnt sleep in? ​​​]


当地较为知名的班主任。独家公众号:bzrdkweixin

Duebass:
    tRHWZmh ​​​
[tRHWZmh]


微博不知名仙女 TB店👉🏻「AM 早安七点」工作邮箱:@qq

无厘头爷叔:
    这个点没睡的都是天才! ​​​
[Didnt sleep at this point we are all geniuses! ​​​]


看到身边的人逐渐变屌,只想装作不认识

shift-shit:
    人要时不时的感到害羞活着才有意思嘛 ​​​
[People who want to occasionally feel shy alive just interesting]


city rats

敬-原稿修羅場:
    #白起# ​​​
[# # leitian]


出沒不定,塗鴉都是粗糙的甜餅。

爱调色的Miko酱:
    一些冬日里的小确幸

.穿着棉袄吃着街边老爷爷烤的烫手的烤红薯
.把秋裤扎进袜子里 把秋衣扎在秋裤里 把你握在手心里
.可以无限赖床 躺在被窝里玩手机
.和朋友围坐一团吃火锅 大聊八卦
.忙碌了一天之后休息泡脚
.午后余光在街头闲逛 手捧热奶茶的温暖
.拉开窗帘有阳光照进来
.把冰凉的手放进爱 ​​​

[Some in the winter of small indeed fortunate < br > < br >. Wearing cotton-padded jacket eating street grandpa baking hot roast sweet potato. < br > the Johns to plunge into the socks The long in long Johns Put your heart in the hand. < br > can infinite bed lie on the bed to play mobile phone < br > sits in a circle to eat hot pot with my friends Big talk about gossip. < br > to rest after a busy day to soak the foot. < br > the afternoon corner wandering in the street Holding the warmth of hot milk tea. < br > have the sun in the curtains back. < br > put cold hand in love]


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圈内大神:
    我想发张自拍,怕你们笑…点赞给我勇气吧,超过赞我明晚就发[doge][doge][doge] ​​​
[I want to send a self-time, afraid you laugh... Thumb up give me courage, more than I can send tomorrow night [doge] [doge] [doge]]


三观完全符合核心价值观的博主

张蓝心LanxinZhang:
    分享图片 ​​​
[Share photos]


北京大飒蜜 经纪人 郝晓楠 邮箱 zlx.zoe@qq

触动心弦的瞬间:
    有没有那种听了让人觉得世界很美好的歌?[羞嗒嗒] ​​​
[There were listening to the songs of let a person feel the world is very beautiful? [shame clicking]]


希望大家继续支持

蹙损他淡淡春山-:
    我好想你,但我不能跟你说,我在床上滚来滚去,希望高速运转能让我把你从脑子里剔除出去,真该死,我还是做不到。 ​​​
[I miss you so much, but I cant tell you, Im rolling around in bed, hope high-speed operation can let me put you from my mind, damn it, I still cant do. ​​​]


头上长角,身上长刺。

心中那一抹微光_:
    It is not easy to meet each other in such a big world. 世界这么大,能遇见,不容易。 ​ ​​​
[It is not easy to meet each other in to a big world. The world is so big, can meet, not easy. ​ ​​​]


有时候,一句话就可以击碎我们的所有防线。

猫小北的厕所读物:
    狗:???! ​#搞笑# ​​​
[Dog????? ! Funny # #]


每天分享最搞笑的内容

笑话趣图大百科:
    点赞这组独角兽 接下来好事无限! ​​​
[Praise to this group of unicorns next infinite good! ​​​]


每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎私信合作,投稿)

我们天生偏执狂:
    紫霞离开至尊宝后,至尊宝才能真正成长为孙悟空。

—— 《前任》 ​​​

[Purple xia after leaving the sovereign treasure, the sovereign treasure can truly grow as the Monkey King. < br > < br > - the former]


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大欧洲吐槽君:
    “很努力的在学习,但无法阻挡挫败感,感觉正能量每天都在消耗” ​​​
[Very hard in learning, but cant stop the frustration, feel every day in the positive energy consumption]


北美吐槽君旗下频道,专接欧洲、英国吐槽。公众号:ouzhoutucao 【商务合作请联系:ad@beimeitucaojun】

神嘛事儿:
    如果政府允许我有一块地,永久产权,我绝对把现在的家当全部拿出来换,绝对不后悔,只要有了土地,就有了一切的。。。。这个道理都不懂,太恼火啦,主权是什么意思,就是你这个统治者有了自己的土地,不再为别国上供,为什么主权债务无法消灭?很简单,地皮没消失的,谁接盘烂摊子都必须还债,自古以来 ​​​
[If the government allow me to have a plot of land, permanent property, I am absolutely for all of my possessions now, never regret, as long as there is the land, has everything... Dont understand this truth, too angry, sovereignty is what meaning, is you this ruler with their land, not for others for, why the sovereign debt cannot eliminate? Who is very simple, land didnt disappear, flange mess must pay, since the ancient times]


本人不会炒股票也不以任何形式开群,也从不主动跟人讨论相关事宜,凡是私信与你主动嘘寒问暖的必定是假冒

世界最搞排行榜:
    从来没有一个面包可以活到明天早上[拜拜] #搞笑# ​​​
[There never was a bread can live to be [bynum] # funny # tomorrow morning]


每日分享热门内容,让您开心一笑!

教你看穿男人的心:
    《芳华》告诉我们一个道理:

有一天你会突然发现,你的好,

对别人来说就像一杯水,喝了就没了

而你的不好,则像一粒种子,会生根发芽。

这就是人性!

生活给了我们很多考验,我们学会了去接受和宽容,

如果有那么一个人,因为你的一点好,

就原谅你所有的不好,那就好好珍惜吧!

因为大多数人 ​​​

[Youth tells us a truth < br > < br > one day you will suddenly found that you of good, < br > < br > for others is like a cup of water, drink is not < br > < br > but you is not good, is like a seed, take root germination. < br > < br > this is human nature! < br > < br > life gives us a lot of test, we learned to accept and tolerance, < br > < br > if there is a person, because you are a little good, < br > < br > wouldnt forgive you all, cherish it for you! < br > < br > because most of the people]


人在情场,怎能不懂男人的心!爱他,就要了解他!关注@教你看穿男人的心 让你更加了解你的男人!商务合作加Q:

我没钱可我想旅行:
    北京六日游丨希望能对其他人有帮助,不足请指正,希望自己能去更多的地方。 投稿:西柚柚柚柚sa ​​​
[Beijing swim 丨 hope to be able to help others, is insufficient, please correct me, hope I can go to more places. Contribution grapefruit pomelo pomelo pomelo sa]


爱旅游,爱拍照,爱生活

幸福女人有心计:
    愿我余生从心所欲任性妄为,宁愿做灯红酒绿中张牙舞爪的鬼 ,也不做平淡生活里委曲求全的谁。 ​​​
[I wish the rest of my life than placing willful, would rather be in denial of ghost, dont do bland life be madeto the who. ​​​]


“ 好老公不会不请自来,财富也不会从天而降,事业更不会凭空而至!【q q】

TEe_JaRuji:
    weibou

เวลาเดินทางไปทำงานต่างประเทศ สิ่งที่ผมชอบมากก็คือการมาสำรวจซุปเปอร์มาเกต

และทุกครั้งสิ่งที่ขาดไม่ได้ก็คือ สาหร่ายเถ้าแก่น้อยเ ​​​




无节操嗨叔:
    澳洲的一对网红基友,互整方式简直无节操[笑cry]哈哈哈哈

#谜之微笑# #微博搞笑排行榜# tRHqcbr ​​​

[Australian net red gay friends, each other the way it has no moral integrity [laugh cry] ha ha ha ha < br > < br > # # # them smile weibo funny # tRHqcbr charts]


微博幽默博主 微博搞笑搜集

艺术大亨:
    柴崎春通教你分钟用水彩画出树,真的起笔就是大师即视感 tRKIfEUy ​ ​​​
[Shibasaki spring teach you minutes with watercolor painting out of the tree, a pen is really master tRKIfEUy namely regards]


发掘身边艺术,引领艺术潮流。

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