2018年1月16日星期二

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北美吐槽君:
    “发小和她爸爸的朋友订婚了,颠覆了我的婚姻观” ​​​
[Small is engaged to her fathers friends, overturned my marriage]


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古巨基LeoKu:
    每年這個時候都要為四月份時裝周的設計通宵趕工,《初心》對於我來說不只是唱而是用生命在做。這應該是第一次讓你們看見半夜在設計的我~😶#咬著牙關過當初的我勉勵我##初心# ​​​
[Every year at this time for the design of the fashion week in April night out, beginners mind is not only sing but for me to do with their lives. 这应该是第一次让你们看见半夜在设计的我~😶#咬著牙关过当初的我勉励我##初心# ​​​]


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是山河嘛:
    陪她到八十岁 如果我还没死 ​​​
[Accompany her to eighty If Im not dead]


山是山 河是河

大欧洲吐槽君:
    “医院去了,药也吃了,还是改变不了现状?大家有没有控油的好方法?” ​​​
[Eat the went to the hospital, medicine, or does not change the status quo? You have a good way to accuse oil? ​​​]


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Benny董子初:
    久违的红眼影
收工,卸妆,睡觉💤 ​​​

[久违的红眼影
收工,卸妆,睡觉💤 ​​​]



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1句实话:
    茶不过两种姿态,浮、沉;饮茶人不过两种姿势,拿起、放下。人生如茶,沉时坦然,浮时淡然,拿得起也需要放得下。 ​​​
[Tea but two kind of posture, float and sink; Drinking tea but two positions, picked up and down. Life such as tea, when a calm, cool, and also need to put down. ​​​]


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李敖观天下:
    一位妈妈回家发现宝宝“越狱”了。。。想不通孩子怎么溜的,她让孩子再演示一遍,于是拍下了这一幕……[允悲][允悲] ​​​
[A mother came home found the baby prison break... Cant imagine how children slipped, she let the child to demonstrate it again, and captured this scene... [allow sad] [allow sad]]


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曼联新闻:
    德赫亚关键扑救!金身不破! ​​​
[DE gea key to save! Golden body dont break! ​​​]


小时播报曼联相关新闻、图片等。合作或爆照请直接私信。

搞笑萌宠秀:
    为什么别人家的橘猫总是辣么可爱[喵喵]
这只叫茶太郎的小猫咪凭一系列“餐桌照”走红,我就看看我不吃还不行嘛! #宠物卖萌中心# ​​​

[Why other peoples orange cat always hot cute when [meow] < br > the little cat named tea aso by a series of table, I will see I dont eat not yet! # # pet show MOE center]


微博知名宠物达人,每日分享最萌最搞笑的萌宠趣图。合作QQ:。

美女总工会:
    老天不给你困难,你又如何看透人心;老天不给你失败,你又如何发现身边的人是真是假;老天不给你孤独,你又如何反思自省;老天不给你生命中配上君子和小人,你又如何懂得提高情商!老天对我们每个人都是公平的,有人让你哭了,一定会有人让你笑。 ​​​​
[God doesnt give you trouble, how do you see through the heart; God doesnt give you fail, how do you find people around him is true or false; God doesnt give you lonely, how do you reflect on introspection; God not to deserve to go up, gentleman and small man in your life and how do you know improve eq! God is fair to each of us, someone make you cry, someone will make you laugh. ​​​​]


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星仔软绵绵:
    每次都答应自己,一旦过了中午就不能喝奶茶不能喝奶茶!!然而没有用,一杯奶茶摆在面前的时候忍不住去喝…
睡不捉,数了只水饺了[傻眼] ​​​

[Promise to yourself, every time once after noon, cant drink milk tea drink milk tea!!!!! No use, however, could not help but go for when a cup of milk tea in front... < br > sleep not catch, counted only dumplings [been]]


一个爱买东西 爱卖安利的话痨☺️

浪里赤条小粗林:
    月新番!!!!!
刻刻!!!OP和ED完美!!!!目前看的剧情类里最喜欢的一部!!!!!!
爷爷太可爱了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈希望爷爷不死!!!!! ​​​

[New!!!!!!!!!!! < br > love!!!!!! The OP and ED perfect!!!!!!!!!! Now look at the dramas favorite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! < br > grandpa too cute ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hope grandpas going to die!!!!!!!!!!! ​​​]


网络十级玻璃心的话唠铁T。今天也是沉迷美色修仙的一天。只要好看好用好吃我都安利。

这就是德国:
    #德国快报# 科布伦茨。图片中眼睛打码了的这位岁的爸爸说“我本来没有恋童癖倾向的,只是当看到她穿着小小的大衣时,突然就忍不住了…”
年,她的女儿才岁,那时候他开始对女儿进行了性侵,最开始只是很“轻微”的,后来他对女儿做的性侵程度越来越严重。至年,他的女儿已经岁了,这一年 ​​​

[# # German letters koblenz. Eyes code in the image at the age of the father said I was not a pedophile tendency, but when I saw her in a small coat, suddenly can not but... < br > years, her daughter to years of age, and then he began to abuse, daughter in the beginning its only a mild, he later told her daughter to do more and more serious degree of sexual assault. To the years, his daughter has been old, this year]


搬运各种资讯,来源请看视频上的水印。侵删。

世界搞笑排行榜:
    一个失去双腿的孩子,用粉笔画出了自己的梦想.... ​​​
[A child lost her legs, chalk out of my dream... ​​​]


搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、亮点内容。 合作联系qq

郑渊洁:
    #早起的虫子被鸟吃# ​​早上好。现在是年月日清晨点分。现在您为什么醒着? ​​#郑在打卡# ​​​
[# # the early worm was the birds eat good morning. It is on the early morning. Why are you awake now? # # zheng in clock in]


《童话大王》月刊岁了 邮局订阅代号-

夏美酱_:
    睡不着[二哈] ​​​
[Cant sleep ,]


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张萌_萌姐:
    早安。#与萌姐一同早起# 在@下班加油站 app上跟我打卡。在社群一栏,搜【】群,前面满啦。

【萌哥早起公告】
[心]今晚#萌姐演讲说# ,我将发布新年第一计划——#全球企业领袖品牌计划# ,见 ​​​

[Good morning. # # with meng elder sister to get up early in the @ work station clock with me on the app. In the column of community search 【 】 group, the front is full. < br > < br > < br > of elder brother early announcement 】 【 [heart] # # of elder sister said speech tonight, I will issue the first New Year plan - # # brand plan, global business leader]


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潮美甲师:
    Nail | 这样色调的暖色系指甲让人看着好喜欢 ​​​​ * ​​​
[Nail | this Nail color of warm color department to let a person look like *]


分享 美甲|视频|干货|美甲图片 【最潮流美甲聚集地】爱折腾指甲就关注我吧❤️

郭冠英高级外省人:
    歹丸最独的北社,叫此人说如何炸三峽壩,他说只要用颗,但只能做不能説。
這使得北社一片叫好,可以用此不对称戰術打滅中國,一如當年倭寇的神風特攻隊。 ​​​

[Either good or bad pills alone most of north club, call the person said how to fry the three gorges dam, he said that as long as the use, but can only do not say. < br > this makes the club a favour, can beat out China, with the asymmetric tactics as a kamikaze attack of the enemy. ​​​]


伟人是也。

猫小北的厕所读物:
    教你叠纸飞机中的战斗机 ​#搞笑# ​​​
[The fighter jet in the teach you fold the paper airplane # # funny]


每天分享最搞笑的内容

阿斌行者:
    儲起來,下次跟住去~

旺角掃街十大必吃推介

. tRQMquGz ​​​

[Store up, the next time you go to live ~ < br > < br > will eat sweep the street, mongkok, promote < br > < br > tRQMquGz]


練詠春➕洪拳的大叔 自娛自樂

北美顾问:
    #环球趣闻#【打翻在桌子上的水怎么玩?让这位岁的家庭主妇来告诉你】因为一杯打翻的水,Aravis Dolmenna 开始了点水成画的创作手法。她只用生活中常见的液体,无论什么成分,都能勾勒出简单形象的图案,再搭配一些道具,让作品充满了童趣。而这些有趣作品的作者,只是一个岁的家庭主妇。
Aravis 女 ​​​

[Universal anecdotes # # 【 tipped to play in the water on the desk? Let the old housewife told you 】 for a cup of water, spilled Aravis Dolmenna started the writing technique of water into the picture. She only common fluid in the life, no matter what ingredients, can draw the outline of the design of a simple image, match again a few props, to work full of tong qu. And the author of the interesting work, age is just a housewife. < br > Aravis female]


一神君:
    还记得你的大学生活吗?那些年大学室友一起逗比的时光,满满的都是回忆和画面感![笑cry]#搞笑# ​​​
[Remember your college life? In those years college roommate tease than time, is full of memories and pictures! [laughing cry] # # funny]


收罗天下美食,这里是吃货的平台,和美食有个约会! 欢迎投稿,广告合作加QQ:

懒人胖哥:
    #此时此刻##吃货# 。周一。冬月廿九。
连续三晩上 ​​​

[# # # # version at the moment. On Monday. During the th. < br > three straight on a rainy night]


灵活的胖子、一般标准的#吃货#、#此时此刻#喜欢拍照记录。一直在路上。

我家漂亮闺女她妈:
    #百花文学文化苑#
《七言诗-明月清风》
明月清风两相依,风花雪月因情起;
痴爱缠绵伴月知,聚散离别清风里。#妈妈早安心语# ​​​

[# # baihua literary culture garden < br > each line - the moon breeze < br > the moon breeze two dependent, affair because affection; < br > chi love touching with month, accumulation and dispersion leaves in the wind. # # good morning mom words]


秀天下美景,品华夏文化;赏百花争艳,读锦绣文章。 本人原创文章,转载须署原作者姓名,截图须注名出处,否则属侵权行为!

哲言心语:
    在两个人的爱情里,女人多少是要一些崇拜感的,如果连一丁点崇拜都没有,女人就算爱上了,也不过是感动和将就。而两个人爱情里,男人多少要有点宠爱欲,如果连一丁点宠爱欲都没有,就算过日子,也是自私和自满。所以说,爱情有时候很简单,无非就是你崇拜我,我宠爱你。 ​​​​
[In the love of two people, a woman is to have some sense of worship, if it doesnt even have a little bit of worship, the woman even if fall in love with, but also is moving and will. But two people in love, how many men to a little favor, if even a little bit of love to all have no, even if live, is selfish and complacency. So, sometimes love is very simple, no more than that you adore me, I love you. ​​​​]


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人民网:
    【芝士焗烤火鸡面】网红火鸡面只是拌着来吃,那就太平凡了!小厨教你火鸡面变身西餐焗面,分分钟秒杀意面、千层面!这才是火鸡面最惊艳的打开方式!@罐头视频 tRQytChX ​​​
[Cheese baked roast Turkey surface 】 【 the hot chicken face just mix to eat, it is too ordinary! Small kitchen teach you Turkey surface turns into a western-style food for surface, points minutes down the pasta, lasagna! This is the Turkey the most amazing way of open! Canned @ video tRQytChX]


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诗人bot:
    “我的想法是……人死后不会变成星星,而是会投胎做外星人,然后在那很远很远的星星上和其他人一起生活。”
“一闪一闪的是外星人向在这边感到孤单的人发出的讯号,意思是‘我们活得很好,你们也要加油’。”
“以后我死了,也会向你一闪一闪的发讯号。”
(但成为大人后的这双眼睛,却教我知道了。)
​​​

[My idea is... After death will not become a star, but will do aliens reborn, and then on the far, far away the stars and others live together. < br > flash is alien to the signal from the lonely here, it means we live is very good, you also want to go. < br > after I die, will flash send signals to you. < br > (but become adults before this pair of eyes, teach me to know.) < br >]


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宝宝辅食营养攻略:
    #科普育婴#小儿厌食推拿手法图解,给正在了解的妈妈们看看。 ​​​​
[# # science baby infantile anorexia massage diagram, show moms are understanding. ​​​​]


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真搞笑集中营:
    我可能有病…… #搞笑# ​​​
[I might be sick... Funny # #]


♪萌萌哒 ☞坏坏哒

北微风3779:
    别被小小的挫折打败,别为小小的委屈难过。人生在世,注定要经历许多挫折,忍受许多委屈,一个人越是成功,他所遭受的磨难也越多 要想使自己的生命,获得极大的价值和炫丽的风彩,就不能太在乎这些小的痛痒,不能让它们揪紧你的心灵,扰乱你的生活……@北大风 ​​​
[Dont be a little setback, dont be sorry for a little injustice. Living life, destined to experience many setbacks, bear many injustice, the more a man succeed, he has suffered hardships To make your own life, get a lot of value to cheek by jowl and dazzle beautiful, cannot too care about these small painful, cant let them pull close your heart, disturb your life... @ the north wind]


风雨人生,给自己一个微笑………人生旅途,无怨无悔!………岁月若水,走过才知深浅!……(喜欢格言、经典……正能量)

书画-鉴赏:
    宋高宗书稽叔夜养生论。 ​​​
[Meidefang book records of tertiary night theory of keeping in good health. ​​​]


书画知识与鉴赏

弑风FohYA:
    深夜放毒!排队上菜的米其林餐厅,吃了两个多小时……[允悲][允悲][允悲] ​​​
[Midnight poison! The Michelin restaurant serving in queue, ate more than two hours... [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]


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韩姨在此:
    @彤琳-Fiona:长得漂亮都成犯罪的理由了?我真不敢想象你家都长成了啥样才能平安无事[吃惊][吃惊][吃惊]

真心佩服网上各样幽默的评论。牛! ​​​

[@ tong Lin - Fiona beautiful all into crime reason? I cant imagine your home all grew into what is the safe [surprised] [surprised] [surprised] < br > < br > sincerely admire of humorous comments online. Cattle! ​​​]


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