Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
    建议参加这嘉年华的情侣先协议分手一天，让男友在众主播前尽情留恋，让女友放肆的和大神手拉手的吃鸡上王者。这简直就是一道考验情侣们的情感的送命题......太惨烈了。
[Suggest to take part in the carnival of couples break up one day, the first agreement boyfriend before all the anchors will want to stay, let girlfriend licentious king and a great god hand in hand to eat chicken. This is a test of couples emotional send proposition... Too bitter.]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

金山夜话博主：
    #YY直播# 围观【两性情感-金山的直播】，和我一起搞事情，就等你啦，上YY 陪你一起么么哒！ tRQNKKHq @YY直播 ​
[# # YY live watching live 】 【 sexual feelings - jinshan, and I did things together, will be waiting for you, with you on YY yao yao da! TRQNKKHq @ YY live]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

汽车之家：
    #晚安家人#自吸，增压，电动，你最爱哪一个？ ​
[# # good night family imbibition, pressurization, electric, which one you like best? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    也是一种传承@夏目家的小诗哥剔牙的心情变得复杂@关爱智障儿童成长惊不惊喜@休闲璐哈哈哈？？？？@尸姐笑崩了@然后下面就没了 哈哈哈
[Summer is also a kind of inheritance @ orders, the mood of the poem of the house of brother teeth is complicated @ care for mentally retarded children growth surprised not surprise @ leisure latter ha ha ha?????? @ resin under the elder sister smile collapsed @ then is gone Ha, ha, ha]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选：
    要是别人影响我情绪，我就想骂他[摊手]
[If people affect my mood, I just want to scold him [stand hand]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
    #优酷最强大脑#全网首播 来个长片段！本期节目 @刘国梁 竟然输给了@潘粤明 哥哥你挺厉害啊！睡了吗？在拍戏吗？快看你的节目更新啦！#优酷最强大脑#
tRQNGpp ​
[# # youku strongest brain cut area for a long term! This program @ liu guoliang unexpectedly lost to @ the purpose Brother you pretty good! Sleep now? In the act? Look at your program updates! # # youku strongest brain < br > tRQNGpp]

优酷：
    #超级剧集寻秦记#之【寻秦小贴士】大家在看剧的时候，是不是也好奇和氏璧跟卞和的背景？今天起，优酷君会不定期为大家介绍剧中涉及到的特别事物跟词汇，今天就先来介绍和氏璧与卞和[笑而不语] ​
[# super series trace the qin ji # to find qin tip everyone in the theater, also curious choi, and with bian and background? Today, youku will from time to time you of something special to introduce the drama involved with vocabulary, choi, today introduced first, and with bian and [smiling without a word]]

猫扑：
    给猫喂药的正确方法，感觉猫都还没反应过来就已经吞下去了，这手速是练习了多久啊[笑cry]【Ins ID：mo_harutan】tRQoDlbv（via@秋田六千 ） ​
[To feed the cat medicine, the correct way to feel the cat havent react already had swallowed, this hand speed is to practice how long ah [laugh cry] [Ins ID mo_harutan] tRQoDlbv (six thousand) via @ akita]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

南方都市报：
    【今天，这个秒视频刷屏！姑娘奋力一扑 救下电梯上男童[心]】昨天在宁波轨道交通号线樱花公园站，一男童踉踉跄跄逆行跨上了自动扶梯。紧急时刻，一地铁工作人员从米开外的客服中心冲出来，虽然摔倒，但她快速爬起，忍痛伸出双臂奋力扑去，将男童揽入怀中，化解了险情。央视tRQCqilE ​
[Today, the second video refresh! Girl struggled to a robot Save the elevator on the boys [heart]] in ningbo rail transit line no. Cherry blossom park yesterday, a boy stumbled back up the escalator. Emergency, a subway staff from customer service center in metres away, though fell down, but she quickly climbed up, bite the bullet stretched out his arms to rush toward to, will the boy in her arms, defuse the danger. CCTV tRQCqilE]

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新浪汽车：
    #老司机课堂# 只有我一个人心疼这辆小摩吗……[doge][doge][doge] tRQCMdQ ​
[Old driver class # # I was the only one love that little mo... [doge] [doge] [doge] tRQCMdQ]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
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最丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【印无人驾驶突突车高速路横冲直撞引人担忧】近日，印度一辆无人驾驶的“突突车”在高速公路上超速行驶并发生车祸的视频在网上热传。突突车类似升级版的三轮车，看其模样就是摩托车后面加个敞篷包厢，网友们啼笑皆非的同时也不免担忧起交通安全问题↓↓tRQNMGKa ​
[【 seal chug unmanned vehicle highway rampaging worries 】 recently, India a driverless chug car speeding on the highway and the video of traffic accident heat transfer on the Internet. Chug car similar to the upgrade of the tricycle, see its shape is behind a motorcycle and a pickup box, the net friends to look at the same time, cant worry about the traffic safety problem left left tRQNMGKa]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

优酷：
    #看歌手来优酷#我是歌手 第二期正片来啦~@张韶涵 《阿刁》十分惊艳，@李圣杰SamLee 《痴心绝对》也唱哭了一批后，@汪峰 刮胡子跳起了《普通disco》，踢馆歌手@苏诗丁-Juno 演绎王菲经典，结石姐再次蝉联第一，@ Tien张天 @歌手李晓东 他们的表演你最喜欢哪一个？tRQNEYC ​
[# see singer to youku # Im a singer The second phase of the feature to ~ @ Angela very jing is colourful, diao, @ Sam lee Dr SamLee the infatuation definitely also sing to cry after a batch of @ Mr Wang Shave jumped up the ordinary disco, play hall singer @ Su Shiding - Juno faye wong classic interpretation, stone elder sister again topped first, zhang day @ @ Tien singer blue water Their performances which one do you like best? tRQNEYC]

MIUI：
    年后，你认为手机相机像素会有多少______？ ​
[Years later, what do you think how many mobile phone camera pixels...? ​]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

卢健生：
    [doge]@来去之间[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[[doge] @ come between [doraemon surprised]]

Z CAM, CEO

微博汽车：
    #我与汽车的日常# 【公交车正开着，老人将司机强拽下车 一车人被“无人驾驶”……[吃惊]】月日，三亚一辆行驶中的公交车上，一老人将司机拉下车，车辆拉着一车人继续向前。三亚公交集团称，事因老人想在站点之外的地方下车，被拒绝后便强行将司机拉下车。目前三亚警方已介入调查。@时间视频 ...全文： m.weibo ​
[Daily # # I and car was driving a bus, the old man will drag off a car driver were unmanned... [surprised]] month day, sanya a route on a bus, a old man pulled the driver out of the car, the vehicle pulled a load of people move on. Sanya bus group, said when the old man want to get off at the site outside, was rejected after it was forced the driver to pull out of the car. At present, the police in sanya has investigation. @ time video... The full text m. eibo]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

卢健生：
    羊腩汁拌@常平竹升面 #简简单单又一餐# [馋嘴]@沈星凜冬將至，大寒節氣：宜 吃枝竹羊腩煲。
[Lamb pieces sauce mix @ changping bamboo surface # # simple meal again [available] @ Shen Xing winds winter will come, severe cold throttle appropriate Eat pork bamboo branches of sheep.]

Z CAM, CEO

卢健生：
    #每天转个广告# @蔡瀾转发微博
[# every turn a AD # @ chua lam forwarding microblogging]

Z CAM, CEO

优酷：
    第二期 歌手排名 新鲜出炉，Jessie J蝉联第一名，李晓东遗憾出局。#看歌手来优酷#
第一 Jessie J 《I have nothing》
第二 张韶涵《阿刁》
第三 汪峰《普通disco》
tRQNtdNY ​
[The second phase of the singer ranking fresh, Jessie Js first name, blue water lost. # # the singer to youku < br > the first Jessie J I have nothing, < br > the second Angela o diao < br > the third Mr Wang ordinary disco < br > tRQNtdNY]

卢健生：
    其实要看什么美食，跟什么sex比。@蔡瀾回复@堇qwertyuiop不吃会饿死。@堇qwertyuiop蔡生，吃美食比较开心还是sex比较开心？
[Really want to see what kind of food, compared to what sex. @ reply chua lam @ qwertyuiop pansy dont eat will starve to death. @ qwertyuiop pansy Cai Sheng, eat more happy or sex is happy?]

Z CAM, CEO

优酷：
    子怡女神你在哪？汪三岁在呼唤你[doge]
[Ziyi goddess, where are you? Wang in calling upon you [doge] at the age of three]

一块去旅行：
    黄昏下的星河，也可以美到窒息 [心] ​​​​
[Dusk under the Milky Way, can also be beautiful to suffocation [heart]]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

优酷：
    #看歌手来优酷#我是歌手 jessie j i have nothing
不管是石榴姐还是 结石姐 ，都要为jessie j疯狂打国际长途电话啊！！
tRQNLzj ​
[# see singer to youku # Im a singer Jessie j I have nothing, < br > pomegranate or stone sister are crazy for Jessie j make international long distance call!! < br > tRQNLzj]

优酷：
    最忠实的动物伙伴是狗狗，那最贴心的男朋友莫过于#忠犬男友#，既贴心温暖，又可爱温柔，从此漫长的路不再一个人走，温暖的手常伴你左右，下面#爱的时差#六位忠犬男友，快来认领吧，这个冬天不再寒冷，汪汪汪[doge] ​
[Most faithful companion animal is a dog, that the most considerate boyfriend is # # faithful dog boyfriend, is sweet, warm and lovely gentle, long way from now on is no longer a person walk, a warm hand always around you, the following six time # # love faithful dog boyfriend, quick to claim it, no longer cold this winter, auf [doge]]

汽车之家：
    #夜福利#粗犷美学 道奇Ram~ ​
[Dodge Ram ~ # # night welfare rugged aesthetics]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

南方都市报：
    【俄罗斯女子夜店被打 就医发现医生就是施暴者又被暴打[吃惊]】据《每日邮报》报道，俄罗斯一名岁女子德米特里娃（Dmitrieva）在夜总会被暴打，第二天就医时发现医生就是施暴者，两人发生争执，视频中医生说“许多证人会证明，是你动手在先。”德米特里娃又被暴打了一顿。虽然医生辩称，他看到一名...全文： m.weibo ​
[[Russias club is seeing a doctor found that the doctor is the perpetrator was beating [surprised]], the daily mail reported Russia an aged woman dmitry Eva (Dmitrieva) was beaten in the nightclub, the second day go to a doctor, it found that the doctor is a bully, two people arguing, in the video the doctor says many witnesses will prove that it is you begin first. Dmitry Eva was beaten. Although doctors argue that he saw a... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷：
    #看歌手来优酷#张天 shape of you
全新改变的shape of you 你们喜欢吗？
tRQNwDzC ​
[# # the singer to youku shape of a day you < br > new change the shape of you do you like? < br > tRQNwDzC]

新浪汽车：
    #车迷猜猜猜#你们说，这车到底是怎么开的？[费解] tRQomID ​
[# # fans to guess you said, this car how? [difficult] tRQomID]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷：
    最强大脑 潘粤明 懵 之三连： 潘粤明没睡醒吗？潘粤明断电了吗？潘粤明还在线吗？[跪了] @潘粤明 ，哥哥优酷也在播 ，不要偏心!雨! 露! 均! 沾! 好吗[doge]#优酷最强大脑#
tRQNUkHa ​
[The third strongest brain purpose of meng even purpose of didnt wake up? The purpose of power? The purpose is also online? ] [kneeling @ the purpose, brother youku also on, dont eccentric! The rain! The dew! All!!!! Touch! Please [doge] # # youku brain strongest < br > tRQNUkHa]

汽车之家：
    #一人一车#是由汽车之家口碑频道出品的真人微记录栏目，第一季共有期。节目秉承着记录真实车主的真实用车环境的宗旨，讲述了不同职业、不同领域、不同身份的人与TA的车的故事。在影片中，车不再仅仅是一个代步工具，而是每一位车主生活中不可或缺的伙伴。正片很快就来了先来看看预告片吧...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # one car is produced by car home of word-of-mouth channel of human records, the first quarter phase. Show held the record of the real owners of real car environment objective, tells the story of people of different professional, different areas, different identity with the story of the TAs car. In the film, the car is no longer just a transport, but each owner an indispensable partner in life. Positive soon come lets look at the trailer... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

卢健生：
    请问@刘玥大夫 怎么看这个？
[Excuse me @ Liu Yue doctor What do you think of this?]

Z CAM, CEO

优酷：
    #看歌手来优酷#我是歌手 苏诗丁 再见萤火虫
苏诗丁演绎天后王菲的经典，你们喜欢吗？
tRQNyFl ​
[# see singer to youku # Im a singer Su Shiding Goodbye firefly < br > Su Shiding diva faye wong interpretation of the classic, do you like? < br > tRQNyFl]

微博搞笑排行榜：
    美！@lei啊lei啊啊 哇哦！[心]
[The United States! @ lei lei... ah Wow! [heart]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

小米手机：
    啊，我的灵魂被雷总勾走了。[doge]
[Oh, my soul was always tick away. [doge]]

探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

优酷：
    #看歌手来优酷#张韶涵 阿刁
今晚的@张韶涵 像格桑花一样美丽，一样顽强 tRQNTVy ​
[O # # the singer to youku Angela diao < br > @ Angela tonight As he as beautiful flowers, tenacious tRQNTVy]

汽车之家：
    #家家汽车文化#大脚车和泥潭真是天生的“绝配”啊！tRQXwdl ​
[# # every car culture monster truck and mire was born perfect! tRQXwdl]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。