nnd六条我全占了...朋友们告辞了我去吃点好的[跪了]
[NND six I accounted for all... Friends leave me to eat something good] [kneeling]
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冷笑话精选：实用唱歌技巧！
教你如何改掉用“喉咙”唱歌的习惯[doge]
tRHThra
[Practical singing skills! < br > to teach you how to get rid of the habit of sing in throat [doge] < br > tRHThra]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
一块去旅行：蒙古 | 深山里的驯鹿人
[Mongolia | mountains of reindeer]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
新浪汽车：#交通万象# 我想要飞得更高，飞得更高嗷[doge]
[# # traffic all I want to fly higher, fly higher ao [doge]]
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微博位置：【哈尔滨故事】马上过年了，路上安全才能让家人放心，才能团圆啊[蜡烛]万事小心#哈尔滨[地点]#
[Story 】 【 Harbin as soon as the New Year, the road safety can let the family trust, can reunion [candle] [place] # # Harbin everything carefully]
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南方都市报：【司机注意！碰瓷界又有新招了】某高速服务区监控拍到了一种新型碰瓷方式：停车场内两辆车并排停放，两车之间“恰巧”站了一名女子在整理物品。被敲诈者驾驶的左车开始倒车，准备离场。这时候女子趁司机不注意将脚伸向了车轮胎，制造被碾压的假象（送往医院后发现脚趾确实骨折了，但事后经调查查明她是...全文： m.weibo
[【 driver attention! Racketeer world and have a new recruit 】 at a high-speed service area monitoring to the mode of a new type of racketeer parking lot two cars parked side by side, between the two cars to a woman standing in the sorting. Port engine start astern is driven by the blackmailer, ready to leave. At that time women took advantage of the drivers do not pay attention to the feet to car tyres, making the illusion of a rolling (it really broken toe after he was sent to hospital, but later after investigation found that she is... The full text m. eibo]
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猫扑：【震惊全美！华人夫妇虐死岁幼女，腌制尸体藏厨房】月日，华人餐厅女老板Mingming Chen因虐死岁女儿，被判年监禁，此前女童父亲承认虐待尸体等罪名，被判年监禁。年月日，夫妇虐死幼女后报案，谎称女儿失踪，还试图误导警察。警察后来在夫妇经营的餐厅里找到女童尸体，尸体被父母藏在...全文： m.weibo
[【 abuse death shocked America! Chinese couples years old girl, pickled body to hide the kitchen 】, February nd Chinese restaurant female boss Mingming Chen, because of the abuse of death years old daughter, was sentenced to jail for years, the girls father admitted abuse charges, such as body was sentenced to years in prison. (date) (month) (year), and the couple abuse report after dead girl, told her daughter missing, and also tried to mislead the police. Police later in a couple of restaurants find girls bodies, the bodies were parents hid in... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
谢娜：不要上当，是假的是假的，从未有qq，几年前倒是开过一个ins，密码早就忘了进不去了[允悲]我只发微博哈，不要被骗啦[污]
[Dont fall for it, is false is false, never had a qq, a few years ago had a ins, password already forget not to allow sad I only do both happy, dont be cheated [pollution]]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【新欢曝光？王思聪怒斥：三十生日居然被拿来挡子弹[微笑]】日，网爆#王思聪#某晚带美女回家，次日又与另一名女伴从家中走出，后携三位女伴出国度假，新欢疑似曝光↓↓对此，王思聪发微博回应，怒斥爆料者：呵呵，老子今儿三十生日，居然被人拿来挡子弹......愤怒溢于言表↓↓tRHTQcsA
[Exposure? [new sweetheart sicong nu thirty birthday be compared bullet [smiles]], net # # sicong take beauty home one night, the next day and going out with another girl from home, after three female the companion go abroad on vacation, new love, suspected exposure left left to sicong tweeting response, thundered against whistleblowers ha ha, Lao tze thirty birthday today, had been for a bullet... Anger left left tRHTQcsA down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：#大V侃车# 去年月在广州车展首次亮相来，全新一代沃尔沃XC备受瞩目。距离沃尔沃上一代产品已经过去年整，新XC可以说是十年磨一剑的大作。@李楠说道 今天就带大家看看全新XC到底怎么样[思考]tRHTlZK
[# # big V kan car in guangzhou auto show debut last month, a new generation of Volvo XC. Distance generation on the Volvo products have been the whole of last year, new XC can be said to be ten years. @ misia said Today will show you new XC what [thinking] tRHTlZK]
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汽车之家：闻到了硝烟的味道。。。
[Smelled a smell of smoke...]
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苍井空：洗澡了啊！已经心情很好啊！
[A bath! Has been in a good mood! ]
大家好！我是苍井空. 有时演电影,唱歌,有时在电视节目中露露脸。为了更好的交流.我在努力地学习中文ing 工作邮箱：solaaoi@sina
小浪同学爱吐槽：【游客控诉雪乡：泡面元一盒 老板称“我就是王法”】东北雪乡又现宰客控诉！有游客发表长文《雪乡的雪再白也掩盖不掉纯黑的人心！别再去雪乡了！（良心建议）》，阅读量已破万+。这位名为“木木”的游客诉说自己一家三口在雪乡被坑的经历↓↓你感同身受过吗？tRHTHVa
[【 tourists accused snow instant noodles yuan a box the boss said I am the king of 】 northeast snow and rip off charge now! Visitors published long snow Snow White also hide not to drop again pure black heart! Dont go to snow again! (conscience), reading has broken all +. The called mywood tourists complained of his three experiences left in the snow by pit left you empathy? tRHTHVa]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：[作揖]
[[bowing]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报：【“车顶放饮料”曾出现在天津师大 学校回应称“没有人上车”】年底，天津师范大学保卫处在其官网发布的一条《关于清理校园外来车辆“车辆放置饮料”的情况通报 》引发社会热议。这则发布于月日的通报称：“自本学期开学以来，保卫处组织专门力量，持续在校园展开全方位巡逻，及时制止校园内多...全文： m.weibo
[【 roof drinks appeared in tianjin normal university school responded by saying no one get on the bus) at the end of the year, tianjin normal university, defend at its website issued a about cleaning the campus outside the vehicle vehicle placed drinks briefing trigger social buzz. It is released on the date notice said since this semester began, defence organization dedicated strength, continuous launching an patrol on campus, to stop in time the campus more... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#娱乐大贱蝶# 【吴亦凡摊煎饼果子表情很亮了！】继“扯面吴师傅”后，wuli凡凡@Mr_凡先生 又解锁了新的烹饪技能---摊煎饼！不老实的鸡蛋滑走，吴亦凡秒变表情包[二哈][二哈]偶像包袱什么的，不存在的！[摊手][摊手]也是个被综艺之神眷顾的男人啊....[笑cry][笑cry]
[Big base adjustment # # entertainment [wu queer booth pancake fruit expression is very bright! After the pull noodles master wu, Mr Wuli whoever whoever @ Mr_ every and unlock new cooking skills - booth pancakes! Of dishonest eggs, wu queer second variable expression packagetwo ha ha] [two idol burden of what, does not exist! [stand hand] [stand hand] is also a by variety of the god of man... [laughing cry] [laugh cry]]
微博位置：【下一站去哪儿】周末来一个帝都一人游怎么样[思考]#北京[地点]#
[Next stop where how about the weekend to a royal park one swim [thinking] [place] # # Beijing]
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MIUI：#MIUI天天拍#第 期活动开始了！在评论中晒出你的摄影作品，就有机会参与票选。本期第一名将获得 个米家恒温电水壶 [来]
( ps：不能在评论中添加图片的朋友，可以在转发中添加图片 )
[# # beautiful MIUI shoot every day the first phase of the activity has begun! Sun out of your photographic works in the comments, will have the opportunity to participate in the vote. This home the winner will receive a m constant temperature electric kettle [to] < br > < br > (ps not add images in the comments of a friend, can add images in forwarding)]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
新浪新闻客户端：【易怒嗜睡喜好甜食？你可能患上冬季抑郁[doge]】岁的小张在武昌一家广告公司当策划，工作常常连轴转。最近，她发觉自己变得郁郁寡欢、懒言少语，一个月瘦了斤。医生分析，这是典型的“冬季抑郁情绪”，能引起“发病”的原因如下[并不简单]↓↓解决办法也列好了[吃瓜]↓↓tRHTYwig
[【 irritability sleepiness sweet tooth? You may suffer from the winter blues [doge]] - year - old zhang when planning an advertising company in wuchang, often cycle to work. Recently, she found himself become sullen, lazy speech less language, thin jin a month. Doctor, this is typical of winter depression, can cause disease for the following reasons [] are not simple left left solution is also good to eat the melon left left tRHTYwig]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
猫扑：[吃瓜]谁买的
[Eat the melon who buy]
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猫扑：【深圳一女子为同车醉驾男教师顶包当众脱衣阻挠执法，均被刑拘】月日，广东深圳，女子陈某为酒驾男子梁某顶包，被警方识破后陈某拒不配合，当众小便脱裤抗拒执法。经了解梁某是一名老师，当时为保住工作故让陈某顶包。目前，梁某因醉酒驾驶、涉嫌找人“顶包”被刑事拘留，陈某因涉嫌“顶包”、妨害公...全文： m.weibo
[The car to shenzhen one woman with drunk driving male teachers bag strip block in public law enforcement, are being detained 】 month day, in shenzhen, guangdong province, a man woman XXL for drunk driving Liang Mou package, XXL after detecting by police refused to cooperate, urinating in public take off pants against law enforcement. By understanding Liang Mou was a teacher, when to keep my job so let XXL package. At present, Liang Mou because of drunk driving, allegedly to top bag was criminal detention, XXL on suspicion of package, sabotage and... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【吴亦凡摊煎饼果子表情亮了！[笑而不语]】网曝一组#吴亦凡#参加外国美食节目的片段：视频中，凡凡认真摊着煎饼果子，然而鸡蛋竟从面饼上滑走了！凡凡的表情也是很可爱了，眉毛起飞，分分钟变情包[二哈]↓↓看看成品，是不是突然想吃煎饼果子了[doge]↓↓tRHTjKUZ
[[wu queer booth pancake fruit expression bright! [smiling without a word]] # # net exposure to a set of wu queer in foreign food video, every every serious stand the pancake fruit, but egg slip away from the bread! Every every expression is also very cute, eyebrows, take-off points minutes become love package , left left to see the finished product, is suddenly want to eat pancake fruit [doge] left left tRHTjKUZ down]
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冷笑话精选：哈哈哈哈现在都流行这种简单粗暴的教程吗？不过真的好实用！码了学起来[笑cry]tRHTlrxq
[Ha ha ha ha are now popular this simple tutorial? But really good practical! Up [laugh cry] tRHTlrxq yards from school]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#军师联盟之虎啸龙吟#社会你昭儿，人狠话不多！为了不暴露司马家的秘密，司马昭@MIC檀健次JC-T 痛下杀手，将伪装成家奴的二十八名死士尽数斩杀！小狼崽子心太狠，眼睛都不带眨的，还用手指戳戳自己的小脸蛋，作无辜状。[跪了] [跪了] tRHjRA
[#联盟之师军虎龙啸吟社#你会昭儿,人不狠话多了不暴露。香港法院的司马家秘密裁,司马@MIC昭檀健次JC - T痛下杀,将手装成伪二家十名奴裁数八死士尽斩杀!小狼崽子心太狠,眼睛都不带眨,还用手裁指戳戳小蛋自己裁,作无辜脸了。跪状[][]tRHjRA跪了]
汽车之家：#论坛精选日报#【我负责分享美 携妹妹来撩Panamera】原本定的是一台外白内红的Panamera S 顶配版，由于时间实在是等不下去，只能忍痛割爱换了一台现车，真心不舍呀！现在这款是保时捷最经典的颜色桃红木+米色，这颜色还真的是挺耐看的，有点出乎意料的越看越喜欢哈！叫着我家大美女和我心爱的车一起给...全文： m.weibo
[# # BBS of hits daily 【 share I am responsible for beauty With sister to liao eve] originally set is a white in red the eve outside S top-of-the-line version, because the time is really not bottom go to, can only very reluctantly give up what one favours changed a car now, really dont give up! Now this is the classic color of porsche peach annatto + beige, the color also is really quite able to bear or endure look, is a bit unexpected more look more like ah! Cried my big beauty with my beloved car to... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#【视频丨北林大名女生从哈尔滨赴雪乡途中遇车祸 死伤】月日，哈尔滨两辆私家车相撞，造成多人伤亡。据北京林业大学通报事故原因：经当地警方调查，交通事故的原因是由于学生乘坐的面包车为躲避前方发生交通事故的一辆轿车，发生侧滑驶入公路右侧沟内。事故造成该校学生死伤，名受...全文： m.weibo
[# # travel life 【 video 丨 beilin large girl from Harbin to the snow on the way in road crashes 】 month day, Harbin two cars collided, causing many casualties. According to the Beijing forestry university on the cause of the accident by the local police investigation, the cause of the accident was due to the van of students to take to avoid traffic accident in front of a car, skid into the road on the right side of a ditch. The accident killed or wounded students, people with... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：三分修，七分养，冬季用车指南在此，快快学起来
[Three points, seven FenYang, winter car guide here, learn quickly]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【外卖小哥嫌出餐慢推搡店员，遭围殴[怒]】日，云南昆明，“外卖员遭餐厅店员围殴”视频热传↓↓经了解，该外卖员因嫌商家出餐慢与店员产生冲突，动手推搡一店员。店内员工随即上前围殴外卖员.实拍↓↓目前双方已和解。tRHTbbu
[【 take-out little elder brother too eat slowly pushing the shop assistant, was WeiOu [anger]], kunming, yunnan take-away by the restaurant cashier WeiOu video heat transfer left left by the understanding, the take-away member merchants was too eat slow conflict with the clerk, began shoving a shop assistant. Workers and immediately forward WeiOu take-away member. Film left left the two sides have settlement at present. tRHTbbu]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
薛蛮子：粉色海豚 tRyhjfau
[Pink dolphin tRyhjfau]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
小野妹子学吐槽：真实...最铁的朋友找对象时好比嫁女儿，有种白菜被拱的愤怒[允悲]
[Real... The iron friends find object is like a married daughter, have a kind of Chinese cabbage was arch anger [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：#大V侃车# 年注定是豪华中型SUV爆发的一年，宝马、奥迪、沃尔沃都纷纷推出换代新款。而靠这一代车型打拼近十年的英菲尼迪QX也赶上了这个浪潮，这台全新的车型究竟会有哪些变化，跟着《新车早知道》Harris一起来看看[并不简单]@这车值么 tRHTpNj
[Big V # kan is set to become the midsize luxury SUV car # years the outbreak of the year, BMW, audi, Volvo have launched new generation. By generation models for nearly a decade of infiniti QX also catch up with the tide, the new model will have what change, follow the new car early know Harris, take a look at [] are not simple @ tRHTpNj this car values]
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刘彦斌：大盘反弹，不是反转，没有必要参与！
[The market rebound, not reverse, there is no need to participate in! ]
猫扑：【女儿在学校死亡，母亲被拒校门外，校方：影响其他学生上课】近日，高女士接到自己女儿班主任的消息，告诉自己岁的女儿在烹饪学校去世了。高女士连夜从南京飞赶至成都，学校拒绝家长进校。目前，警方正在处理中。tRHYbTAZ
[The daughter died in the school, mother rejected outside of school, the school, other students in class 】 recently, ms high heard from his daughter the teacher in charge, told his old daughter died in cooking school. Ms high overnight from nanjing to fly to chengdu, the school refused to parents school. At present, the police are in processing. tRHYbTAZ]
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新浪汽车：黑科技为啥被打了？[阴险]
[Black technology is what be played? [insidious]]
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