2018年1月20日星期六

Domestic brokerage transaction please contact manager Jia Shikai jiashikay @ foxmail (only), thanks

宋茜:
    “双胞胎”[兔子] ​​​
[Twins [rabbit]]


国内经纪事务请联系经理人贾士凯:jiashikay@foxmail (仅限工作),感恩

特立不独行的喵咕酱:
    没睡的小伙伴看过来哈哈哈
突然想要宠你们一下
周末了,来个周末晚上的小惊喜吧
只要给我点zan就ok啦
从中揪位块,愿你好运💕
下周一开,没中的不伤心
再从评论里揪位,每人块
其实不是突然抽风,就是在看大家留言的时候感觉自己很幸运,能够得到大家的喜欢认可,感谢你们的一路陪伴❤️ ​​​

[没睡的小伙伴看过来哈哈哈
突然想要宠你们一下
周末了,来个周末晚上的小惊喜吧
只要给我点zan就ok啦
从中揪位块,愿你好运💕
下周一开,没中的不伤心
再从评论里揪位,每人块
其实不是突然抽风,就是在看大家留言的时候感觉自己很幸运,能够得到大家的喜欢认可,感谢你们的一路陪伴❤️ ​​​]



公主号(weeeechat) hellomgj

微博搞笑排行榜:
    你听到过哪些,很好笑的路人对话 ​​​___________________________ ​​​
[What you heard, its very funny passers-by dialogue ___________________________]


微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

沈月:
    如果能顺利毕业的话 今年就是我的最后一个寒假了

以前每个寒假的早晨 我都是被我妈用一整条街都能听到的嗓门给吼醒的 我要是还赖着不起 我爸就破门而入 把我从床上拎起来 让我陪他去打太极拳
别的小孩放假都能睡到中午 我呢 在很多个本来可以睡懒觉的假日清晨 穿着一身肥大的太极拳服 被迫风雨无阻地 ​​​

[If you would graduate This year is my last winter holiday < br > < br > before each morning in the winter vacation I have been my mother with a whole street can hear his voice to shout woke up If I were still lai My dad just broke in I pick up from the bed Let me accompany him to the tai chi < br > other kids have a holiday can I sleeping until noon In many a holiday morning could have slept in Dressed in a hypertrophy of tai chi chuan Forced to rain or shine]


˙Ꙫ˙

王凯kkw:
    #英雄本色# 最后一站重庆,站好了路演的最后一班岗。跑了这么多地方,无论在哪里,你们的热情都给了我无尽的力量。英雄之路,可能会有坎坷,但我们一起并肩作战的经历,是比终点更令人珍惜的回忆。为周凯修的路已经竣工了,接下来的路还有很长,我们一起走。 ​​​
[# # hero last station of chongqing, stood up roadshow last bus. Ran so many places, no matter where, your passion gave me endless strength. Road of the hero, there may be rough, but we fought together, is better than the finish is more cherish the memories. For Zhou Kaixiu road has been completed, the next there is still a long road, we walk together. ​​​]


经纪人 陈诚 @qq

思想聚焦:
    一切都没有想象中的那么糟 ​​​​
[Everything is not as bad as I thought]


成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ

国民老岳父公:
    都给你!!![怒骂] tRQNToRz ​​​
[All for you!!!!!! [denounced] tRQNToRz]


微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

魏晨:
    这职业,这名字。躺着就能赚钱,人生就是为了睡。 @明星大侦探官微 [酷][酷][酷]《又是漂亮惹得祸》 第三季 收官之案… ​​​
[This profession, this name. Lying can make money, life is to sleep. @ star detective officer micro [cool] [cool] [cool] the third season of beautiful provoked trouble again running case... ​​​]


新专辑《旅程》请支持 工作联系方式 经纪人:板板 @板板vivian 工作邮箱:wvivian@

潘粤明:
    收工啦!和亲爱的何老师@何炅 连续两天在北京、长沙撞衫,就跟提前商量好的似的,猿粪呐!谢谢拍照的人!拍的好![照相机][鼓掌] ​​​
[Call it a day! And dear what teachers @ heta for two days in Beijing, changsha, bump unlined upper garment, as agreed on in advance, the ape muck! Thank you taking pictures of people! The good! [camera] [applause.]]


工作事宜: 刘先生(非工作勿扰)

延参法师:
    和气致祥,敦厚友善。 ​​​
[By auspicious, harmony and friendly. ​​​]


作家

新浪财经:
    【马云又放大招 支付宝替代ETC上高速】高速公路堵车大部分都是堵在收费口。面对这个痛点,马云再次出手,将用支付宝颠覆这一切: .将支付宝账号与车牌号绑定,车主过高速路口时,直接从支付宝账号中自动扣款。tRQCQRE ​​​
[[ma and enlarge recruit alternative ETC on the alipay 】 the highway traffic is mostly stuck in Toll Gate. Face the pain points, jack ma, again will use pay treasure to overturn all this. Will pay treasure account and license plate number binding, owners have high-speed intersection, automatic deductions from the paypal account directly. tRQCQRE]


新浪财经提供*财经资讯及全球市场报价,覆盖股票、期货等多种面向个人和企业服务,主打产品新浪财经APP,为全球华人首选财经APP,大数据诊股开放体验中,名家高手在线答疑,A股、美股、港股、期货、外汇所有行情尽在掌握。

胡楚靓:
    在家宅了可能有十天[二哈][二哈]第一次出门[doge]穿的依旧是我们的黑色大衣[鼓掌]今天的娃娃是块的结果!运气超好!刚去就碰见两个大的[熊猫]这个小丸子总好看了吧!我知道你想要[挖鼻]评论点赞里送啦[哈哈] ​​​
[There may be ten days in the home two ha] [ , for the first time to go out is still our [doge] wearing black coat [applause.] todays baby is the result of the block! Super good luck! Just go run into two big panda] [the little balls always look good! I know you want [dig nose] comments into a thumb up to send (ha ha)]


服装店:HUCHUJING

豆瓣说:
    有没有什么你以前不吃但是后来莫名变得喜欢的食物 ​​​
[What you dont eat before but it was somehow become favourite food]


嘻嘻

邱晨虫仔:
    亲爱的朋友,不论命运如何待你,都祝你有一张好像从未被欺负过的脸,顶一颗好像从未低垂过的脑袋,揣一颗好像从未受过伤害的心,长一双好像从未见过黑暗的眼睛。 ​​​
[My dear friends, no matter how fate for you, wish you have a face like never being bullied, top a like never bent head, with a heart like never been hurt, seems to have never seen a dark eyes. ​​​]


工作联系:qiuchen@mewemedia

激进的壁纸喵:
    [跪了][跪了]今天的主页很不美观
有的是浪浪给的任.务不能拒绝
你们不要失望[失望]
我补偿你们好不好 先来个小抽.奖
点赞这条微博 揪一人送mac口红
明天就开 对不起宝贝们[失望] ​​​

[[kneeling] [kneeling] todays home page is not beautiful. < br > have a plenty of sea waves give service cannot refuse to < br > you dont disappointed [disappointed] < br > I compensate you good is not good First a little smoke. Prize < br > one thumb up this tweet pulled < br > send MAC lipstick is open tomorrow Im sorry the baby [disappointed]]


来啦?关.注喵喵,收了壁纸会变美噢。

噗嗤大叔:
    每个人大概都会经历一些情绪崩溃或者极端的时刻,
而你只有熬过一次次这样的时刻,
你才能变得强大,才能熬过来,才能变好。[心] ​​​

[Everyone will experience some emotional breakdown or extreme moments, < br > but you only through again and again this time, < br > will you be able to become strong, can get through it, to get better. [heart]]


公眾號:朱门大叔 (ID:ouba )

这里是美国:
    生命里恋人们来来去去,但朋友永远是朋友。——《老友记》 ​​​​
[Lovers come and go in life, but a friend will always be friends. - the friends]


环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱:usa@huanqiu

微博搞笑排行榜:
    第一次约会吃火锅,你不小心把对方手机掉火锅里了。对方吃惊地看着你。你不慌不忙,笑着说 _____________________________ ​​​
[A first date to eat hot pot, you accidentally drop the other mobile phone hot pot. The other surprise to see you. You in no hurry, said with a smile _____________________________]


微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

YouTube精选:
    看这个「新西兰总理宣布自己怀孕」的视频挺有感触的……她面对各大媒体的镜头和全世界的关注,甜蜜地和丈夫并排站在一起,全程止不住满脸笑容——一边安排自己的休假事宜,一边骄傲地宣布“丈夫将成为全职奶爸”。现场的温馨氛围,让你压根想不到这是一国总理……tRQNABW ​​​
[Watch this video of New Zealands prime minister, announced her pregnancy is have feelings... Her in the face of the lens of the media and the worlds attention, sweet husband and stand side by side, all the uncontrollable coughing all smiles and arrange their vacation, one side is proud to announce the husband will be a dad. The scene of the warm atmosphere, let you dont think this is a premier... tRQNABW]


合作QQ: 微博小号:@波咕鸡

马薇薇:
    诚实的面对自己和世界,何尝不是一种任性。 ​​​
[To be honest with yourself and the world, is not a capricious. ​​​]


工作邮箱:maweiwei@mewemedia

圈内少年:
    结石姐撕张天假睫毛 哈哈哈哈哈 笑的我[允悲] 内心os:老娘还在录节目呢 还要不要面子啊[允悲] tRQNTNEs ​​​
[Stone sister tore a day ha ha ha ha ha smile of false eyelash OS [allow sad] my heart old niang still in recording shows also dont face [allow sad] tRQNTNEs]


暴走漫画:
    还没睡的,来玩个游戏吧,说不定就收到陌生人的温暖了。[心] ​​​
[Also didnt sleep, to play a game, maybe just received the warmth of the stranger. [heart]]


常规合作邮箱:hezuo@baozou 微博商务合作请联系qq:

写给前任的999封情书:
    做个调查:
不会和前任复合的点赞
会的评论 ​​​​

[Make a survey < br > not and former composite point < br > will comment]


你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

澎湃新闻:
    【西安交大博士生溺亡事件追踪:校方停止其博导研究生招生资格】西安交通大学药理学博士生杨宝德于年月日溺水身亡,警方认定,无证据表明系刑事案件。据杨宝德与博士生导师的聊天记录及其身边同学亲友反映,杨宝德生前常被导师要求帮忙处理私人琐事。月日,西安交通大学回应称,杨宝德的博 ​​​
[The xi an jiaotong university doctoral student drowned event tracking school officials to stop the qualification of graduate admissions tutors 】 of pharmacology, xi an jiaotong university Yang Baode drowned on date, the police determined that no evidence of criminal cases. According to Yang Baode and doctoral supervisor reflect chats and the students close to friends and relatives, Yang Baode has often been tutor asked to help with personal things. June , xi an jiaotong university responded that Yang Baode bo]


有内涵的时政新媒体

大咕咕咕鸡:
    新时代对猫的要求,走进新时代,老型号猫不受欢迎了,作为新时代毛,要求做到以下几点

一,拥护中国共产党,拥护党的领导,要有大局观,四个意识,思想和党中央高度一致,时刻保持警惕性,将思想和行为统一到中央决定上去,党让干什么,就干什么,党让吃什么,就吃什么,党让几点起就几点起,吃什么牌 ​​​

[New age requirement for cats, entered the new era, the old type of cat is not popular, as a new era of MAO, the requirements do the following < br > < br > a, uphold the leadership of the communist party of China, uphold the leadership of the party, must have the big picture, four consciousness, thought and the CPC central committee highly consistent, keep vigilance, the unified thought and action to the central decision, the party to do, will do, what to eat, eat what you crave, what party make up, eat what brand]


你爸爸

秋瓷炫:
    tRQNEUIg ​​​
[tRQNEUIg]


工作事宜请发至(tl@sina)

虎掰掰:
    微博搞什么鬼?点赞都分级了? ​​​
[Weibo WTF? Some praise all grading? ​​​]


我若与人相同便没有人爱我

Eleven11dream:
    对待生命你不妨大胆冒险一点,因为好歹你要失去它。

——尼采 ​​​

[Treat life you might as well bold adventure, because somehow you want to lose it. < br > < br > -- Nietzsche]


艺术+

省钱白菜君:
    点赞就行~

晚安! ​​​

[Thumb up line ~ < br > < br > good night! ​​​]


知名互联网资讯博

CNU_blank:
    “生命本来就是悲伤而严肃的。我们来到这个美好的世界里,彼此相逢,彼此问候,并结伴同游一段短暂的时间。然后我们就失去了对方,并且莫名其妙就消失了,就像我们突然莫名其妙地来到世上一般。”——乔斯坦·贾德 ​​​
[Life is sad and serious. We came to this beautiful world, meet each other, greeting each other, and friends for a short time. Then we lose each other, and somehow disappeared, just as we suddenly inexplicably coming into the world. Stan Judd, Joe]


优秀视觉艺术图片分享|中国视觉联盟(cnu.cc)

曝猛:
    先打一个“吃”字,然后跳出很多字,一直选第一个字,点到它结束。试了下,画风有点诡异[二哈] ​​​
[Make a word eat first, and then jump out of a lot of words, has been selected the first word, point to its end. Tried, the style is a bit weird ,]


我是猛猛,你是谁?

韩国me2day:
    【BANGTANTV】#防弹少年团#为大哥#金硕珍#准备的惊喜生日Party视频大公开~宝宝们准备的超用心~超洪亮的生日祝福歌![哈哈]芝士蛋糕看着好好吃哦~要一直这样开熏下去![馋嘴] tRQNvUX ​​​
[[BANGTANTV] # # # # bulletproof youth club for eldest brother Jin Shuozhen surprise birthday Party video big public ~ babies prepared super heart ~ super loud birthday song of blessing! (ha ha) cheese cake look delicious oh ~ will always open the smoked like this! [available] tRQNvUX]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

北美吐槽君:
    [挖鼻]如何屏蔽热门里面的流量艺术家们………能选择不要每天看到他们毫无意义的自拍or不知真假的新闻吗? ​​​
[[nose] how to block the inside of the hot flow artists......... Can choose not to see their meaningless take every day or do not know true and false news? ​​​]


吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

娱乐扒掌柜:
    结石姐撕张天假睫毛,张天表示自己唱砸了,失声痛哭了,结石姐贴心安慰,把张天的假睫毛扯掉了。tRQNTrTJ ​​​
[False eyelash stone sister tore a day, said zhang day sing smashed, crying, stone sister close to comfort, the days of ripped the false eyelash. tRQNTrTJ]


娱乐八卦,影视吐槽,良心剧安利,你想看的都在这里。

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