2016年11月15日星期二

The best funny humor, daily travel artifact that occupy the home. - for jun吐北美君频槽旗,专道下各种内接吐国tucao

全球热门搜罗:
    一个很逆天的短片:如果我给你带来的只是灾难,你还愿意牵着我的手么? 卧槽,先马再看!!! tRftUA
[Go against a very short if I brought you just disaster, are you willing to take my hand? Oh my god, first horse again look!!!!!! tRftUA]

每日最佳搞笑幽默,居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

王力宏:
    #王力宏雙博士榮譽演唱會#(来自tRfIMB)APP下载地址:tRcndk
[Dr # wang double honor concert # (from tRfIMB) APP download address tRcndk]

神奇的吐槽君:
    “继父和亲姨妈背着我亲妈有奸情,我掌握了很多他们出轨的证据,该怎么把对我妈的伤害降到最低”
[Has an adultery affair stepfather and my aunt carrying my mother, I have mastered a lot of evidence they cheat, how to minimize the harm of my mother]

北美吐槽君旗下频道,专接各种国内吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。 公众号:crazytucao

Houson猴姆:
    【猴姆独家】惊险刺激!法鲨Michael Fassbender联手影后玛丽昂·歌迪亚主演《刺客信条》曝光官方【中字】预告特辑!法鲨现身谈论拍摄感受,还能看到超多幕后镜头!法鲨表示会把刺客信条原汁原味搬上大银幕,让大家感受到这就是真实存在的世界。而本片能实景拍摄的都不用绿幕特效,看上次相当真实刺激精
[The monkeys sole 】 adventure! Method of shark Michael Fassbender joint winner Marion cotillard starred exposure official assassins creed in the word forecast special! Method of sharks appeared to talk about feelings, also can see a lot behind the scenes! Method of sharks are said to be the assassin creed original on the big screen, let everybody feel it is the real world. Dont have to green screen and the film can live action effects, look quite true stimulate fine last time]

这货就是【猴姆独家】!!!

幽默大师小林:
    据说长得好看的人,名字最后一个字的读音都是第二声,优秀的女孩子,连胸都是 A。突然感觉自己又漂亮又优秀![兔子][兔子]
[It is said that good-looking people, name the last word pronunciation is second, good girl, even the chest is A. Suddenly feel good and beautiful! [the rabbit] [] rabbit]

搞笑、幽默、新奇、感人视频,欢迎投稿,投稿请微博私信。qq

韩国me2day:
    【Naver综合】[韩孝周最新画报公开,白肤欧尼美翻了~]日演员#韩孝周#为某品牌拍摄的最新画报公开.公开的画报中韩孝周的白皙肌肤-淡雅妆容以及随意Pose展现都市女的特有魅力.
[Comprehensive 】 【 Naver [Han Xiao weeks latest illustrated, white skin, the beauty double ~], actor # # for a certain brand Han Xiao weeks latest illustrated open. Open to China and South Korea pictorial filial piety week white skin - quietly elegant makeup and arbitrary Pose urban female charm.]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

日本流行每日速报:
    宫崎骏在月日NHK播出的《终わらない人 宫崎骏》中表达了想要复出的意愿,现在已经投入长篇动画新作的筹备中啦,预计将于完成~他说:与其什么都不做默默死去,不如在制作动画中死去。老爷子,我们等您[心]...
[Hayao miyazaki, NHK broadcast in final わ ら な い Hayao miyazaki, expressed the willingness to want to return now already in the preparation of animating a full-length feature new, is expected to complete ~ he said rather than die silently, do nothing than died in animation. Master, we are waiting for you [heart]...]

用传统媒体以外的视角,分享日本的那些事...

大爱猫咪控:
    嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤!
[Breaks down they breaks down!]

每日分享可爱小猫咪。。。爱猫人士,都关注了@大爱猫咪控

Style美妆:
    这就是你还没收到快递的原因... [摊手]
[This is the reason why you havent received express... [stand hand]]

分享美妆video💅

头像集:
    老了依然愿意陪你飞屋环游 最美不过如此
[The old are still willing to accompany you up The most beautiful so much]

唯一小号@单身的日常,所有简介写CP头像集的恕我直言都是傻逼

新垣结衣新闻社:
    小黄鸡[拳头]
[Yellow chicken [fist]]

Gakki fan自留地。 路人勿关注勿评论,KYer拉黑不解释不解封

痒气美少女:
    和男票一起洗澡是什么体验?[doge]
[What is bathing experience with male ticket? [doge]]

我就是我,颜 射 不一样的我!!广告合作QQ联系:

情侣秘籍:
    男生想对未来女朋友做的事
你信不信![doge][笑cry]

[Boys think about the future girlfriend do < br > do you believe it or not! [doge] [laugh cry]]

爱,没有捷径,需要用心经营。 爱,只有付出,才有收获。 你们是正在热恋的小情侣吗? 还是刚刚吵完架,心里有说不尽的委屈? 关注@情侣秘籍

我叫马男波杰克BOJACK:
    “你备胎无数 你感情不断
并不是因为你很迷人
而是你廉价又百搭”

[You spare tire countless feelings you < br > not because you are very attractive < br > but you cheap and joker]

马汤让你认清现实,别想了,生活还得继续

我是马男Bojack:
    虽然工作和学习一点进度都没有,但却总有谜一般的从容和自信
[Although no work and study a little progress, but there is always a mystery poised and confident]

我叫波杰克,我在努力做好……

凤凰网:
    【贾敬龙确属“罪该处死”吗?最高法回应】贾敬龙因对已签订拆迁协议的旧房被合理拆迁不满,在事过近两年后,当众用射钉枪将被害人杀害,犯罪情节极其恶劣,罪行极其严重。主观恶性极深,手段特别残忍,杀人后持枪抗拒群众抓捕,刻意选择在春节作案,犯罪情节和社会影响特别恶劣。tRfcZzS
[【 Jia Jinglong is indeed sin the death? the highest response method 】 Jia Jinglong demolition agreement have been concluded for demolition of old house was reasonable, in the matter after nearly two years, the public will be the death of the victim with a nail gun, extremely adverse circumstances of the crime, crime is extremely serious. Subjective vicious deep, the measures are extremely cruel, armed resistance after killing mass capture and deliberately choose to commit crime, the Spring Festival the circumstances of the crime and social influence particularly bad. tRfcZzS]

为您带来最好看的新闻。

虎扑足球:
    【纳斯里:瓜帅要求球员的性生活不能晚于午夜】纳斯里本赛季被球队租借到了塞维利亚,谈到自己被曼城租借到塞维利亚的原因,纳斯里承认这和自己的超重有一定关系。他还透露:“有一天瓜迪奥拉告诉我们,如果你晚上想要有性生活,那么必须在午夜之前完成,因为你需要有一个良好的睡眠。他告诉我们,无论
[[nasri melon handsome player sex life can not be later than midnight] nasri was team this season on loan at sevilla and to reason about the city on loan at sevilla and nasri admits it has relationship and their overweight. He also revealed guardiola told us that one day, if you want to have sex in the evening, so must be finished before midnight, because you need to have a good sleep. He tells us, no matter]

虎扑足球,最足球的世界!消息内容覆盖欧洲五大联赛和国内所有足球赛事。更多精彩,关注WX订阅号HUPUzq。

tombkeeper:
    看来官方版比特币在筹划中了。不过任何国家的政府搞这个,都肯定不会是去中心化而一定是强中心化的,每笔交易皆可追踪。
[It seems that the official version of the COINS in the works. Any governments do this, but certainly not be decentralized and must be a strong centralized, all can track every transaction.]

著名美妆博主

虎扑足球:
    【传迪巴拉不愿与尤文图斯续约或有意前往皇马】西班牙媒体《阿斯报》消息,尤文图斯岁的阿根廷前锋保罗-迪巴拉正以其非凡的状态而引来了多家豪门球队的关注。迪巴拉现在与尤文图斯的合同将于年到期。《阿斯报》转述意大利当地媒体《Il Messaggero》的消息称,迪巴拉拒绝了尤文高层提出的续约建议
[【 di barak would not contract with Juventus transfer or intentionally to real Madrid] Spanish media news, newspaper, Juventus, Argentina striker Paul di barak is its special status and drew the attention of several big clubs. Mr Barak now with Juventus contract expires in years. Aspen newspaper reported the Italian local media Il Messaggero, Mr Barak rejected a suggestion to juve directors proposed contract]

虎扑足球,最足球的世界!消息内容覆盖欧洲五大联赛和国内所有足球赛事。更多精彩,关注WX订阅号HUPUzq。

张茗JessieCheung:
    wuli春春姐姐是很厉害的!!腿长米[色][色][色] #李宇春# #李宇春野蛮生长巡演#
[Wuli chun sister is very severe of!! Leg length m [color] [color] [color] # # # # li li savage growth tour]

既各种小鲜肉小美女的横空出世!本宝宝的后宫已佳丽三千!但李宇春!还是本宝宝一生的真爱!图禁去logo,单独转图请标原po!

LynnDoesStyle:
    #LynnDoesStyle# 终于忙完了,终于可以坐下来看大家的留言,关于婚礼的细节图还在等工作室整理,迟些会跟大家分享[害羞]
[# LynnDoesStyle# finally finished, finally can sit down to see everybodys message, about the details of the wedding photo studio waiting for arrange, later will share with you (shy)]

Fashion Enthusiast💗非卖家

周炯含:
    咳嗽厉害,今天休息,抱歉。
[Cough badly, today to rest, sorry.]

本微博仅供同好交流参考,不做任何买卖点建议,依此操作,后果自负。

月光博客:
    【个人网站其实都是违法的】其实在中国,所有的个人网站的站长都是违法的,只要稍稍查一查,肯定能查出你的“违法”记录,你的网站现在还没关闭,不是因为合法,而是因为你不值得查,不配人家动用“法治”来治你。
[【 personal website are illegal in China, all the personal site webmaster is illegal, as long as a little check, can certainly find out your illegal records, your website have closed now, not because of legitimate, but because you dont deserve to check, dont deserve the somebody else to use the rule of law to cure you.]

月光博客是专注于互联网、搜索引擎、社会化网络、软件应用、网络地图等领域的科技博客,地址: williamlong.info

暖暖season:
    斑斑阿姨来看望我们[doge]
[Patches of aunt come to visit our [doge]]

斑斑,曼赤肯柯基布偶猫,俗称高山狐狸,世界珍稀品种,腿长米,鼻孔个,爱生气不样抱。😎😎😎

潜伏在二级市场:
    好好的一个龙头票就这么被我奶死了???[生病][生病][生病]
[A good bibcock of tickets so is my grandma died??????? [ill] [ill] [ill]]

行业研究员,分级基金爱好者

股林女侠:
    女侠有一个预测不知道当讲不当讲,月美联储大概率加息。股林女侠首发!
[Woman speaks one prediction I dont know when improperly, month the fed large probability to raise interest rates. Stocks woman starting Lin!]

职业投资人。

环球时报:
    月日,乌克兰激进党领导人Oleg Lyashko与反对派领导人Yury Boyko在议会上爆发肢体冲突。Lyashko谴责Boyko计划去莫斯科参加区域会议。当Lyashko说到“为什么Boyko执意去莫斯科,去收克里姆林宫接收指示,现在却还没被关进监狱?”两人卷起袖子,干架开始。 tRfIQsd .
[Month, Ukraines radical party Oleg Lyashko with opposition leaders Yury Boyko body conflicts in parliament. Lyashko condemned Boyko plan to go to Moscow to participate in the regional meeting. When Lyashko said why Boyko determined to Moscow, to collect the kremlin for instructions, but has not been in jail now? Two people rolled up his sleeves, fighting began. TRfIQsd.]

报道多元世界 解读复杂中国

鸟窝里的猫妖:
    某些挑衅性艾特@国家林业局 的粉丝,不要急,林业局在等保护司的调查反馈。不过这两个法条估计你们会有兴趣。
[Some provocative fan @ @ the state forestry administration, dont worry, in the department of forestry administration in protection such as investigation and feedback. But the two law estimate you will be interested in.]

【有鸟类需要救助请看我置顶微博】自由是野生动物的幸福,守望它们的自由是我的幸福。【一切言论仅代表个人观点,与任何组织无关。】

华晨宇全球歌迷会官博:
    经典改编应该平常心。他是珍视音乐的人,那么就应该相信,他给出的结果一定会是尊重音乐本身的。既然我们本身不是恶搞和糟蹋,那就没有必要过分底气不足。何况根本还没听到歌曲。
[Classical adaptations should have common heart. He is the person who appreciate music, then you should believe that he gave the result must be respect music itself. Since we itself is not a parody and abuse, there is no need too humbled. And didnt hear the song at all.]

华晨宇全球歌迷会官方微博,华晨宇全球后援会官方微博

大胖大胖:
    好生气啊,一大早就牵着一只糊满屎的狗,穿行在人潮之中,还要保持微笑......[微笑]
[Very angry ah, early in the morning, brought a paste with shit dog through the crowds, keep smiling... [smiles]]

看头像就知道是老司机!

王国乡:
    《中土外长会谈:绝不许本国发生损害对方国家安全的事》呵呵,你们知不知道土耳其酒店入住登记表上,国籍选项中国旁边就是东突?记者高行,责任编辑庄晓丹,你们有没有想过,起这样的题目,会留下什么样的历史评价?呵呵,蠢货们反反复复被人家耍了无数次,本着破财消灾的态度,一次比一次损失大,给人
[The bilateral talks with foreign minister forbid its harm each others national security happens ha ha, you know not to know Turkey hotel registration form, the option is on the side of the Chinese nationality east turkistan? Reporter high line editor, ZhuangXiaoDan, you ever think, since such a topic, will leave what kind of history evaluation? Ha ha, the nerds are being repeated countless times, in line with the attitude of waste elimination of evil, a bigger than a loss, give a person]

科研机构副研究员,中东、军事、反恐问题专家

均哥哥_:
    大家醒了没呀~这个帽子你们希望做哪个色?快点给我留言,要做到和原版一摸一样毛纱需要定染起订量太高了想哭。还有这期搭配到的围巾下期也会上的放心哦~
[You wake up no ah ~ which color do you want to do this hat? Hurry up and give me a message, to do the same and the original dye yarn requires minimum quantity is too high you want to cry. And this period to match the scarf also at rest assured oh ~ next time]

淘宝店铺:Junslim

Bright_star_张艺兴资源博:
    #张艺兴losecontrol##张艺兴# 【Myboys_Ls 】 首尔签名会 P 超可爱我们甜![哆啦A梦花心] @努力努力再努力x
[# # # lay losecontrol# lay Seoul Myboys_Ls 】 【 signature will our sweet P super cute! [doraemon flower heart] @ efforts to x]

张艺兴资源博,有事请私信,善用搜索。

湖南卫视贴吧:
    #放弃我抓紧我# 「薇」你而来, 此生共「度」。[心][心][心] @陈乔恩 @王凯kkw
[# # to give up I grab my she you, this lifetime degree. [heart] [heart] [heart] @ absent so winning qiao en @ wang KKW]

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