纽约感恩节巨型气球花车游行，驾驶不当失去平衡，悲痛的一幕发生了...蜘蛛侠：我有句妈卖批我先讲[笑cry]
[Thanksgiving giant balloons float parade in New York, improper driving out of balance, the scene of grief... Spider-man there is a mom I sell batch [laugh cry] let me have]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
微博搞笑排行榜：那些投错了胎的动物们[doge][喵喵]
[People who send the wrong tyres animals [doge] [meow]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
厨子老丘：【孜然羊肉】想在这个冬天不再冻手冻脚，那你就听我的，多吃点羊肉吧！[微笑]加了孜然和香菜的辅佐，羊肉一点腥味也没有，你说神奇不神奇，一般情况下我是不吃香菜的。[挤眼]
[Cumin lamb 】 【 think this winter no longer cold hands frozen feet, then you can listen to me, and eat more meat! [smiles] with cumin seeds, and cilantro, while a little mutton smell also have no, you said that magic is not magic, usually I do not eat coriander. [eye]]
一道菜，一碗汤，留在我们的记忆。
马伊琍：作为一名有着三十多年经验的资深蜜饯吃货，我总是能从一柜台的蜜饯里仅凭外观就准确地认出湿度、甜度、咸度、嚼劲都正正合适的最好吃的那款！
[Has more than years experience as a senior preserves version, I can always just by appearance from the inside of a counter preserves accurately recognize humidity, sweetness and saltiness, chewy DouZhengZheng appropriate the most delicious of the paragraph!]
NanaStore微博：送分题，猜几色～[哈哈]
[Send subtopic, guess a few color ~ (ha ha)]
店铺 NANASTORE
邢晓瑶：我经常看到大家留言说：果然好看的人都和好看的人一起玩。
。。。。。。
丑的我们也玩，只是长得太丑我们不想和他们合照而已。
[摊手][摊手][摊手][摊手][拜拜][拜拜][拜拜][拜拜]
[I often see you message said really good people and good people to play. < br >... < br > ugly we played, we dont want to just looks very ugly and photograph them. < br > [stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand] [bynum] [bynum] [bynum] [bynum]]
工作邀约发邮件到yaoyaodaye@，INS：xingxiaoyao
共青团中央：【济南一小区高层着火，名“蜘蛛侠”空降救人】月日上午点半左右，济南市一小区高层着火。四位在周边工地干活的高楼清洁工，骑着摩托车自发赶往着火现场。由于电梯关闭，四位“蜘蛛侠”接力背着重余斤的绳索，爬到楼，放绳砸窗救下数人。给真正的超级英雄[赞]@齐鲁网 tRfOCIe
[【 jinan high-rise fire, a village name spider-man airborne rescue 】 on the morning of February nd around, jinan district high-rise fire. Four buildings had been working around the site cleaner, riding a motorcycle to spontaneous fire scene. Because the elevator closed, more than four spider-man relay back on jin ropes, climb to the floor, put a rope smashing saved several people. To the real superheroes tRfOCIe [who] @ qilu net]
江小爬LOVE：原来今天是星期天～@我们的街拍时刻 [喵喵]
[Today is Sunday ~ @ our original street snap moment [meow]]
工作室邮箱JYY@hehehuayuan
人民网：【快转！这条微博也许能救人一命】近日，一条妻子通过急救电话，为心脏骤停的丈夫做心肺复苏，挽救回生命的微博刷爆了网络。在我国，心跳骤停院外急救成功率不到% ，黄金分钟因为不会急救知识被耽误了[伤心] 戳视频↓↓教你胸外挤压和人工呼吸，关键时刻能救命！一定要收转！tRtSwKm
[【 quick turn! This tweet may save a life 】 recently, a wife by emergency calls, do cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) for cardiac arrest husband, save lifes weibo maxed out network. In our country, the cardiac arrest yuan first-aid success rate is less than %, because gold minutes will not be delayed first aid knowledge [sad] poke video left left to teach you chest outside extrusion and artificial respiration, a critical moment can help! Be sure to turn! tRtSwKm]
报道全球 传播中国
我与老公的日常：为什么要这么对宝宝，宝宝只是想吃一口冰淇淋[抓狂]tRfWGaa
[Why to the baby, the baby just want a bite of ice cream [mad] tRfWGaa]
更多夫妻趣事，尽在公棕V信：Laogongdaren.欢迎私信投稿(不要发私密消息)。蠢萌CP→ →@我和基友的日常。老公留着不欺负娶回家干什么？！
张予曦：老妈发了个张照片。。。。所以说。。。这个小男孩。。。。是我。。。。嘛。。。[熊猫][熊猫][熊猫]
[Mom sent a photo... So said... The little boy... Is I... ... pandapandapanda]
工作邀约请邮箱 ： q_work@
南方都市报：【[话筒]关注校园欺凌！抵制校园暴力！】一段值得深思的调查，慢慢看完，你会了解一名岁少年为何会喝剧毒农药自杀！[泪]被同学欺负，被迫夜里给同学跳舞，用热水就会遭同学殴打，向老师诉说却反被骂学习不好……（央视）tRfOEmwc 扩散！抵制校园暴力！
[[[microphone] focused on bullying! Resist the campus violence!] A survey worthy of thinking deeply read slowly, you will understand why a teenager drinking poisonous pesticides suicide! [tears] been bullied, was forced to dance class at night, with hot water will have been classmates beaten, telling the teacher that has been called learning is bad... (CCTV) tRfOEmwc spread! Resist the campus violence!]
欢迎同时关注南都微信（搜索公众号“南方都市报”或者“nddaily”即可）
头条新闻：#时局#【港校毕业礼学生举牌反释法 校长战乱天灾谁救你】香港专业进修学校一批毕业生日趁毕业礼上奏国歌时，公然举反人大释法标语闹事。校长陈卓喜怒斥其侮辱国歌，称全世界只有中国会派军队到战乱地区撤侨。当场质问学生“若在外遇上战乱天灾，你去向谁求救？”tRfWqJp
[Port # # times [school graduation students sign the interpretation of the law The headmaster who fighting natural disaster rescue you 】 Hong Kong professional school graduated from a batch of birthday before graduation, when the national anthem is openly for the slogan NPCs interpretation. The principal Chen Zhuoxi angrily rejected the insult to the national anthem, said the world only China send troops to the war zone to evacuate. If asked the students on the spot in fighting natural disasters, who do you go for help? tRfWqJp]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#早上发生在北京地铁沙河站的一幕。。。目前评论分成两派：一部分人认为女孩堵门活该，本来就该先下后上。另一部分人认为男生素质低下！这事儿你怎么看？[doge]tRfCFkKs
[# # weibo communication radio in shahe, Beijing metro station is in the morning scene... Now review is divided into two groups some people think girls plug door deserved it, was the first down later on. Another part of people think that boys are low quality! What do you think about that? [doge] tRfCFkKs]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
庆山-安妮宝贝：谢谢大家来留言。现在也很期待“莲花”的改编。这本长篇小说因为内容深厚可能改编有难度，但若以影像呈现，也许会具备崭新的空间。谢谢所有人的努力。谢谢大家。
[Thank you to leave a message. Now also very much looking forward to lotus adaptation. This novel because content may have difficulty adapting deep, but if the image appears, may have a new space. Thanks for everyones effort. Thank you very much.]
我可能什么都想要：那每回无限旋落的黑暗以及每一个步伐升盈令人战栗的光辉。orchid@
英式没品笑话百科：香港諧星許冠文入圍金馬獎男主角，他在被訪問的時候表示：
「入圍的三位港男有一個共同點：都結婚超過二十年。一個男人結婚超過年沒有離婚，他的演技一定都很好！」
——MsveraChou
[Hong Kong comedian Michael hui for golden horse hero, when he was visiting said < br > landing port of three men have one thing in common more than years of marriage. A man is not divorce over years of marriage, his acting skills must be good! < br > - MsveraChou]
高级审美与百无禁忌
EnsembleStars：#ensemblestars#【预告】新活动『光輝★騎士たちのスターライトフェスティバル』预告～
[# # ensemblestars纵身跳下新活动《光辉★骑士们的スターライトフェスティバル》( ~]
非官方~【日服】EnsembleStars情报主页。投稿请尽量评论艾特♪国服@偶像梦幻祭；同人投稿@偶像梦幻祭同人主页；交易召唤@EnsembleStars拼团回血割肾君
思想聚焦：陈道明到底是一个怎样的人？ tRfWqoa
[Chen daoming is a how of person? tRfWqoa]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
韩国me2day：【instiz】男同性恋心目中的外貌理想型金明洙-都暻秀-郑允浩-金泰亨-TOP-陆星材-尹斗俊-玉泽演-任时完.这世道,还得跟男人抢男人啊[抓狂][抓狂]
[Gay instiz 】 【 appearance to the heart of the ideal type of l - all 暻 show - u-know - jintai heng - TOP - Liu Xingcai - Yin Dou CSL - jade ze play - when finished. This world, but also have to tell the man rob guy [mad] [mad]]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
北京人不知道的北京事儿：甘肃某学生宿舍里，岁的张某因室友姜某不肯帮他接热水泡面，便伙同另一个室友先后两次对姜某进行殴打。每次看到这种视频都在想为什么校园暴力一直存在？！未成年人保护法究竟保护了多少未成年人渣…[怒] tRfUdgJ
[A student dormitory, in gansu province, zhang because roommate kang refuse to help him pick up hot bubble surface, some of the other roommates have to beat the kang for two times. Every time I see this video are wondering why the campus violence has been? ! The protection of minors protection law exactly how much scum... [anger] tRfUdgJ]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
人民日报：学会将琐碎的日子过出新意，简静岁月里，安排好自己的一颗心，一念浅喜，一念深爱。与其担心未来，牺牲现在去为那些可能的意外做准备，不如好好用心把每一天过好。
[Learn to trivial days out of the new, JianJing days, arrange their own heart, a shallow xi, a deep love. Rather than worrying about the future, sacrifice now to prepare for the possible accident, have a good heart is better than to have a good every day.]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
捕夢少女的信箱：评论里晒出自己的壁纸吧 有喜欢的互相私信原图💓
[Comments of your own wallpaper 有喜欢的互相私信原图💓]
白茶清欢无别事 ) 歡迎私信投稿 📝
北美吐槽君：“用她来满足你的灵魂，用我来满足你的欲望？”
[To satisfy your soul with her, with my desire to meet you?]
吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】
电影热搜令：【高分纪录片《猫咪》】你知道猫咪不断理毛不是为了外表好看，而是因为这种近乎龟毛的清洁习惯其实对它们的健康和舒适至关重要吗？你知道猫咪天生就有从错误中学习改进的本能吗？动物星球频道将介绍五花八门的猫咪品种，大名鼎鼎的猫咪与奇特怪异的猫咪信息。全季高清在线：tRfTaq
[Do you know the cat high documentary cat 】 【 continuously grooming not for good looks, but because of the almost turtle hair clean habit in fact is very important to their health and comfortable? Do you know the cat was born with instinct to learn from their mistakes to improve? Animal planet will introduce a variety of cat species, the famous cat and bizarre cat information. Full seasons hd online tRfTaq]
我的资源可能不是最稀有的，但我的资源绝对是最齐全的，只要关注我，就有资源！
电影工厂：宇宙级可爱的娘口三三
[Cosmic lovely niang mouth combined]
主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！
宠物卖萌中心：哈士奇咖啡，你敢喝吗？会动的耶！简直太魔性！[二哈] 这真有点不好下口，莫名地担心它会突然开口怼..[doge]#宠物卖萌中心# tRfawbWM
[Husky coffee, do you dare to drink? Moves! Absolutely too ones! [two ha] its a bit bad mouth, somehow worry it will suddenly open Dui.. [doge] # # tRfawbWM pet show MOE center]
我已经设置了不允许任何人关注 不信你试一下(￣へ￣)
张亮Sean：淑女型直男…💊🚗💊
[The fair maiden type straight men... 💊🚗💊]
不想做模特的厨师不是好演员 工作联系邮箱 zhangliangstudio@vip.qq
新京报：【网友发布捕鸟照被国家林业局官微转发批评 当地警方介入】近日，网友“冯森的生活”在其微博晒出数张捕鸟照片，照片中有大量死鸟。国家林业局官微转发批评。今天中午，邳州市公安局发布通报称，年月日，网民“冯森的生活”在新浪微博发布有关涉及鸟类被捕杀的照片，公安机关已高度关注，相关
[【 posts bird as being criticized by the state forestry administration officer slightly forward Local police intervention] recently, the netizen Feng Sen life on its weibo bask in several bird photos, there is a lot of birds in the picture. The state forestry administration officer micro forward criticism. At noon today, pizhou public security bureau issued an announcement, (date) (month) (year), netizens Feng Sen life in sina weibo release of the photos of involving the birds were killed, the public security organ has high attention, related]
一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。
梁振伦：下午甜点，给～～[害羞][害羞][害羞]看看今天能破万吗[太开心][太开心][污][污][心][心][心][心][心][心][心][心]#梁振伦# [污][污]#梁振伦锦绣未央# [带着微博去旅行][带着微博去旅行]#电视剧锦绣未央#
[Afternoon dessert, give ~ ~ [shy] [shy] [shy] see today can break please [quite happy] [quite happy] [pollution] [pollution] [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart] # # Liang Zhenlun [pollution] [pollution] # # Liang Zhenlun splendid not ended [with weibo to travel] [with weibo to travel] # # show splendid not ended]
工作微信：chunzi
Aom_SusharManaying_李海娜：Hello，Sunday🍀☘️🌿🍃🌻
[Hello，Sunday🍀☘️🌿🍃🌻]
泰籍演员Sushar Manaying(李海娜) 代表作电影＜Yes or No、＞＜爱在拜城＞电视剧；泰版<浪漫满屋><一吻定情>等等。工作邮箱：twinklestar@
Chic韩风：| Chic Life | 韩国手作达人超萌的针织手作作品 cr.시은맘
[| Chic Life | Korea hand of talent show super sprouting knitted hand work cr. 시 은 맘]
关于韩国搭配、妆容、家居的画册，代购请找：stylebyvivigril.taobao
黄西Joe_Wong：其实在北京幸福感来得很容易：没雾霾就好。
[Actually happiness comes easily in Beijing no haze.]
演出及其它工作相关事宜请联系HuangXiShuoXiao@qq
Happy张江：天气骤冷，超有用的围巾新系法，简单大方还漂亮，get√总会用得上[赞]#我的单身情歌# tRfWGmI
[Weather cold snap, super useful scarf new method, simple and easy also beautiful, always use the get) [who] # # I single song tRfWGmI]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
衣锦夜行的燕公子：我闺蜜，在这严寒天气依然坚持不开暖气，把自己冻得哆哆嗦嗦，就为了猫上床时，大喝一声：怎么样！就知道你离不开我！太惨了！
[My girlfriends, still insist on not open central heating in the cold weather, his hands were shaking in the cold, just for the cat to go to bed, drink what! Knew you cannot leave me!!!!!!! Too bad!]
世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。
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