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思想聚焦：
不然你为什么谈恋爱。[摊手]
[Otherwise why you fall in love. [stand hand]]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

Happy张江：
hhhh主银太坏了，假装拿一块馒头喂汪星人。。。汪居然信了[doge]#我的单身情歌# tRfOgtEu
[HHHH main ginta broke down, pretending to take a piece of bread to feed Wang Xing people... Wang actually believed in the [doge] # # I single song tRfOgtEu]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

最神奇的视频：
曝幼儿园多员工虐待男童，以此取乐，看的我牙痒痒，恨不能上去一脚踢飞他们[怒] tRfOgkw .
[Abusing boys had kindergarten more employees in order to have fun, look at my teeth itch, hate not up to a foot kicked their tRfOgkw [anger].]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天！

全球热门搜罗：
卧槽，承认吧，这就是冬天早晨的你！！！[doge] tRfOBsh
[Oh my god, admit it, this is the winter morning you!!!!!! [doge] tRfOBsh]

每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

新浪娱乐：
#金马奖#颁奖结束后，@周冬雨@马思纯在庆功宴拼酒，马思纯曝周冬雨很能喝，周冬雨：明显她容量更大。[偷笑]《一念无明》也在同地庆功，主创@余文樂见到周冬雨后深情相拥，“宇宙CP”大发糖！[害羞]作为首例金马双影后，姐妹花的感觉就一个字：爽！而且两人说之后还想继续合作→tRfOTYEa
[After the # # golden horse awards, @ zhou @ Sandra The celebration dinner in spell wine, Sandra had zhou very can drink, zhou obviously her capacity greater. [laughing] one mind ignorance also with to celebrate, non-intervening @ shawn yue Affectionate hug to each other, after see zhou CP universe with sugar! (shy) as the first golden horse best actress, the sisters flower was a word cool! And after two people say - tRfOTYEa want to continue cooperation]

新浪娱乐

头条新闻：
#热点【外媒中国人以房子论成败是否成功就看有无房】外媒称，对越来越多的中国人来说，在城市买房成为一种奢望。中国大城市的房价几乎与伦敦、巴黎等欧洲昂贵城市的房价没有区别。“大多数中国人的观念是，你在一个地方是不是成功，就是看你有没有一套房子。”tRfOOSUF
[# hot [foreign media the Chinese theory of success or failure in house Success depends on whether room 】, according to foreign media for more and more Chinese people, in the city to buy a house become a kind of hope. Chinas house prices in big cities is almost as expensive European cities such as London and Paris house prices there is no difference. Most Chinese idea is that you are in a place is not successful, is to see you have does not have a house. tRfOOSUF]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

当时我就震惊了：
哈哈哈哈哈小男孩头上戴着泳镜一脸急切的找泳镜，都摸到了还没反应过来，仿佛看到了拿着手机找手机的自己[笑cry]tRfOgGDw
[Ha ha ha ha ha the boys head wearing goggles a face of eager to find the goggles, havent felt the reaction come over, as if seen carrying mobile phones to find himself [laugh cry] tRfOgGDw]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

冷笑话精选：
汪星人：叔叔阿姨，你们认错人了！！[二哈]
[Wang Xing uncle aunt, you mistook one for another!! [two ha]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

人民日报：
【女环卫工遭保安暴殴哭喊声撕心裂肺闻者心酸】罗女士在广州天河元岗做环卫工多年，但却遭到了汽配城保安的殴打，以致多处骨折。当天，保安把环卫工放置于天桥底下的扫地工具扔掉，环卫工就把它抢回来，结果双方引发冲突。保安被处治安拘留天，罚款元。tRfphMj
[The female workers security guards badly beaten Cries tore heart crack lung listeners sad 】 ms in guangzhou tianhe yuan hillock do workers for many years, but it was in the auto parts city security beatings, so that multiple fractures. On the same day, the sweeping the floor under the security place your workers Yu Tianqiao tools away, workers will put it back, the result both sides conflict. Security guards detained by security at day, fine yuan. tRfphMj]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

神奇的吐槽君：
男朋友砸了我这些东西，我可以报警吗?
[Boyfriend hit me these things, I can call the police?]

北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接各种国内吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。公众号：crazytucao

nanguazi南瓜子：
感谢为我们记录的你们～比哈特💗🤗
[感谢为我们记录的你们～比哈特💗🤗]

艺术家经纪人邮箱：zhang@kappytogether 合作咨询：@qq 作品：nanguazi.tumblr

新浪娱乐：
#金马奖#主席许鞍华提出临时动议“@周冬雨 +@马思纯 ”，执委会执行长闻天祥不建议，但超过三分之二的评审同意，再次投票之后双影后结果出炉。评审之一金马影帝陈建斌@八家户村也大赞：“她们演出是近年表现最出色的年轻人，经典演出应该表扬。”至于@范冰冰落马的原因？许鞍华表示：“我个人觉得演
[Motion was Ms. Hui, chairman of the # # golden horse @ zhou + @ Sandra, commission executive WenTianXiang is not recommended, but more than two-thirds of the review agreed to vote again after the results of double winner. Review is one of the golden horse award winning actor James Chen @ BaGuHu Village also praised their performance is in recent years, the most excellent young people, the classic performance should praise. As for @ fan bingbing lok ma? Ms. Hui said personally, I think]

新浪娱乐

落落430：
喜欢冬天的理由。#一人冰岛# 的各种住[哆啦A梦花心]
[Like winter. # # one Iceland various live [doraemon flower heart]]

上海最世文化发展有限公司联系方式：-转邮箱：luoluo@zuibook

唐史主任司马迁：
支付宝已经完全取代陌陌的地位，基于信用和消费情景展示的社交更透明也更加便于在人群中按自己的条件取舍。
大概是：姑娘，我+，月消费两万，约吗？
[Pay treasure has been completely replace Momo position, based on the scene to show social credit and consumption more transparent and more easy to choose according to their own conditions in the crowd. is probably miss, I + twenty thousand month consumption, about?]

别人割肉，我割鸡鸡。割过鸡鸡，方有奇迹。空跌控洗，牛股不弃。要么割鸡，要么暴利。

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
清华大学教授愤慨批评鲁豫：这个人最没有文化！说起自己的学生，你们小学中学都那么懂事，怎么到了大学反而退化了？值得一看，引人深思。tRfCNuO
[Tsinghua university professor indignation criticism luyu this man is the most have no culture! Speaking of his own students, primary school you are so understand, how instead of degradation at university? Worth a look, and thought-provoking. tRfCNuO]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

全球奇闻趣事：
一只为了好吃的，低声下气又放弃原则的汪星人。。。[笑cry] tRfODjOu .
[Only for good, humble and abandon principle Wang Xing people... [laughing cry] tRfODjOu.]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。

Eleven11dream：
肖像 [坏笑] DARIA SOLAK 作品
[Portrait [laugh] DARIA SOLAK works]

艺术+

环球时报：
【港生“反释法”大闹毕业礼校长质问：在外遇天灾向谁求救？】据香港媒体报道，香港专业进修学校一批应届毕业生日趁毕业礼上奏国歌时，竟然举反人大释法标语闹事。校长陈卓喜怒斥其侮辱国歌，校长表示，全世界只有中国会派军队到战乱地区撤侨，当场质问学生“若在外遇上战乱天灾，你去向谁求救？”
[The port of against interpretation big graduation ceremony The headmaster asked in an affair the scourge to whom for help? According to Hong Kong media reports, the Hong Kong professional training a batch of fresh graduate school birthday before graduation, when the national anthem should raise the slogan NPCs interpretation. The principal Chen Zhuoxi angrily rejected the insult to the national anthem, the President said, the world only China send troops to the war zone to evacuate, questioned the students on the spot if outside in fighting natural disasters, who do you go for help?]

报道多元世界解读复杂中国

段子楼：
香港谐星许冠文入围金马奖男主角，他在被访问的时候表示：「入围的三位港男有一个共同点：都结婚超过二十年。一个男人结婚超过年没有离婚，他的演技一定都很好！」——MsveraChou
[Hong Kong comedian Michael hui for golden horse hero, when he was visiting, said the top three Hong Kong men have one thing in common more than years of marriage. A man is not divorce over years of marriage, his acting skills must be good! - MsveraChou]

段子Q群：。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ：

治愈系心理学：
爱我，就牵手一辈子好吗？[泪]捡回来的流浪小奶猫害怕再被抛弃，每次入睡都要牵着主人的手，萌化了！[心]其中，有幸福也有辛酸。[可怜] (转)
[Love me, hand in hand for a lifetime? [tears] fetch stray little milk cat afraid of is abandoned again, every time to fall asleep to take master hand, change! [heart], happiness and bitterness. [poor] (turn)]

治愈系，一种平静后舒畅的感觉！情感探讨、文字投稿请私信。图文自网络。

iPanda熊猫频道：
起开点儿，挡住老娘的雍容了~[doge][doge]
[Step aside, blocking the old niangs grace ~ [doge] [doge]]

（live.ipanda）关注我以后你们就是我的人了！在这里我是团长你们是饭团，团长爱饭团么么哒~

文怡：
我的小狗子，未来天都见不到你，一想到这个，我就。。。。。。好轻松啊
[My dog son, not see you for the future days, every time I think about this, just... Good easy!]

工作电话：。课堂电话-。中年已婚女吃主。吃，喝，玩，乐，健走，瞎画，是我生命中最重要的事儿。

新闻晨报：
【网曝幼儿园员工虐待男童并以此取乐[怒]】网曝月日，河北衡水深州大疃幼儿园数名员工虐待一男童，将其架空于窗台并吓唬他以此取乐，男童浑身僵硬颤抖。tRfOglq 河北深州市教体局通报，此事发生在大疃社区幼儿园。月日下午两点，三名保育员以体罚的形式，叫醒未按时午睡的孩子去
[【网曝幼儿虐男工企业买下并以童待取此怒][驾车】网曝月日,北水河深衡州大疃幼儿虐工数名企业的买下一男,待其童将于空窗架台并以吓他唬取此男身驾车,浑童僵。tRfOglq硬颤抖北河深州通报局体教恶习,此相关事生在大疃幼儿你买下区且日午月八月三名点,两体育企业以保形式罚,未醒,叫人认为会按本,午意识,人很不错,舒适]

新媒体合作：qq；曝料热线：- ；客服热线：、

CoCo李玟：
好开心也好荣幸，终于完成了金马奖的演唱[haha] 就像是阔别多年的老友有很多话要讲一样，我也有很多歌好想在这个舞台唱给大家！[太开心][太开心] 希望大家会喜欢我的表演，谢谢大家的热情！[心]tRfOOXRT
[Good happy or pleasure, finally completed the golden horse awards of singing (haha) just like after many years of old friends have a lot of words to speak, I also have a lot of songs want to at this stage to sing for everybody! [quite happy] [quite happy] I hope you will like my performance, thank you for your enthusiasm! [heart] tRfOOXRT]

Yes, CoCoNutz, its me from twitter.

城城AI：
大家好，想我不。。。。。。我先写篇每周总结和下周展望，发到CCNBDL上面去。 [酷]
[Everybody is good, dont think I... Ill write an weekly summary and outlook, next week to CCNBDL to above. [cool]]

如果每年都翻一倍，十年后。。

马苏：
回家必须课，最后一图那个字谁认识，是不是尸阿-傻？吃那么多肯定傻啊！哈哈哈，其实懂的人知道，这三张图只是一个过程…[污]早，影院见！@电影岁未成年
[Home to class, the last figure who know that word, o resin - silly? Eat so many silly! Ha, ha, ha, actually understand people know, the picture is just a process... See [pollution], early cinema! @ film, minor]

☘姑娘我真是条汉子~！

季箐：
“你是我的可遇不可求，可遇不可留，可遇不可有。”
[You are my can not, can not leave, can not have.]

愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子】

波杰克马男：
做不到的事不用勉强
不喜欢的话假装没听见
你的人生不是用来讨好别人
[Cant do things dont reluctantly dont like it pretended not to hear the your life not to please others]

我不想做人了

我的电影圈：
《怦然心动》暖心片段：遇到你之后，其他的人都是浮云~tRjbh
[Bait warm heart fragments after met you, the others are floating clouds ~ tRjbh]

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我的前任是个极品：
动物界那些贱贱的小婊砸们...[笑cry]
[The animal kingdom the base base little bitches... [laughing cry]]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

薛蛮子：
致薛老，对联：经历人生起伏跌宕历练江湖南北西东；洞悉人性善恶美丑品尽世间冷暖炎凉
闪传公司创始人姜天鹏原创。
摄影史宏伟大师原创
[Xue old, couplet experience ups and downs of life experience of river north and south east; Insight into human nature of good and evil and ugliness to taste all the world changes in temperature change in temperature flash founder Jiang Tianpeng original. photography Shi Hongwei master original]

天使投资人薛蛮子商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

自黑狂魔唐大夫：
有些朋友的这条命，是face u和snow给的
[Some friends of the life, is a face u and snow]

It seems farther than ever before

薛佳凝：
人世间的某种相遇叫赖以生存…却又由于本性的自我而互相伤害…so…很多的结果…都成为无解…七月和安生表达出了这种遗憾…喜欢这部片子…每场戏都很扎实…有它独特的气息…在周冬雨身上看到了周迅的灵气…ps：神秘的是前天才看完的昨天就听说拿奖啦😳[偷笑]…
[Meet some call the splendor in the world live... But due to the nature of the self and hurting each other... So... The result of a lot of... All be unanswered... This July and she expressed pity... Like the movie... Every scene is solid... With its unique flavor... See zhou xun in zhou reiki... ps：神秘的是前天才看完的昨天就听说拿奖啦😳[偷笑]…]