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冷笑话精选：
厉害了！一哥们发现女友劈腿，难过的用饶舌狂呛前女友，结果……没猜到结局[笑cry]tRfFpy
[Much!!!! A the elder brothers found his girlfriend and sad with shouts rap crazy ex-girlfriend, the result... Not guess the ending tRfFpy [laugh cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

一只鸡腿子：
今天想去健身，结果翻箱倒柜没找到健身卡，两张健身卡一张都没了，找了快一个小时了，我觉得这是天意吧，于是又心安理得的躺下了。你什么都不必做，上天自有他的安排。
[Want to go to the gym today, as a result, soso didnt find a gym membership, two gym membership a is lost, for almost an hour, I think this is an act of god, so comfortably lying down again. You dont have to do everything, god has his arrangement.]

性情暴躁，为人肛裂。微信公众号：yzjtz，联系助理QQ：

美妆小技巧：
种常用的蝴蝶结绑法，原来这样绑比较不容易松开哦！[来]tRfOliJ
[Commonly used method of bow tie, originally this are less likely to loosen the tie! [to] tRfOliJ]

新浪最大的化妆技巧学习基地,记住：你若不美丽，内在给谁看！

疯一样得胖子：
在酝酿搞个大的，在全国各个城市送束花出去...
[Have a large in brewing, in cities across the country to send flowers to go out...]

一个做护肤品特卖的微博

下厨房：
【黄金甘薯蛋糕条】#下午茶小食光# 味道香浓不腻的黄金甘薯蛋糕条，制作成条状携带跟食用都很方便，搭配着底部脆脆的饼干底吃起来更是美味，是很值得一试的甘薯小甜点~做法：tRfKliD by@Emily的烘焙人生
[[article golden sweet potato cake] # # afternoon tea snacks light aromatic taste not greasy cakes, sweet potatoes, gold production into strips with edible is very convenient to carry, with a crunchy biscuit at the bottom of the bottom taste is delicious, it is worth a try sweet potato small dessert ~ practice tRfKliD by @ Emily for life]

xiachufang 下厨房美食生活网，吃货青年和厨房软妹的最爱，最文艺的美食APP！唯有美食与爱不可辜负。

老树画画：
朋友相见，但说从前。止于时政，不便妄言。
[Friends meet, but said that once upon a time. Wang yan in the current politics, the inconvenience.]

乱世绘本

wu2198：
顺着两条思路去选择,你会发现你的回贴和点赞是值得的!tRfFqn
[Along the two ideas to choose, youll find your post and thumb up is worth it! tRfFqn]

我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.

我是种草囤货菌：
来吧，看看你们都能输出些什么，预感会有老司机出现。[doge]
[Come on, see what you can all output, foreboding old driver will come. [doge]]

我是种草囤货菌 (｡･ω･) 拔草不吃土，省钱囤好货！ (•́ ₃ •̀)广告合作QQ联系：

马男波杰克Bojack：
减肥和攒钱都是屁哪次遇到挫折哭成傻逼的时候不是烧烤蛋糕火锅一起上再加上买包买口红买鞋子才帮你顶过来的？[摊手]
[Weight loss and saving money are fart which setback when crying into a shitty not barbecue plus buy package lipstick on cake hot pot together buy shoes just for you to come over? [stand hand]]

真的很酷◡̈⃝

我的笑点又低了：
哈哈哈哈哈这发型~肚子笑痛了，这Q弹的程度难以想象。。[笑cry]#治愈不开心# tRfYPvOQ
[Ha ha ha ha ha this hairstyle that belly laugh ~ pain, this Q extent unimaginable.. [laughing cry] # # cure unhappiness tRfYPvOQ]

( ﹁﹁ )一只笑点极低的博主，?.? ≡(▔﹏▔)≡推广合作请加qq

共青团中央：
【关“艾”：没有歧视，我们在一起】据《中国艾滋病病毒感染者歧视状况调查报告》，在受访者中，有超过%曾遭受艾滋病相关的歧视，的家人曾因自己的感染状况而遭受歧视。他们也有自己的梦想，有着无比灿烂的笑容。停止歧视艾滋病人，请和我们一起，加入红丝带 @中华红丝带基金 tRfTsPiA
[【 close ai there is no discrimination, we are together 】 according to the China HIV discrimination situation investigation report, the respondents have suffered more than % aids-related discrimination, family had discrimination because of their infection status. They have their own dreams, has a very bright smile. Stop discrimination against AIDS patients, please join us, @ the Chinese red ribbon fund tRfTsPiA with red ribbon]

家政女王Tina：
几招实用的厨房小技能，每个人都应该掌握！转发扩散√tRVICSVC
[A few practical kitchen small skills, everyone should master! TRVICSVC forward diffusion)]

让生活充满乐趣~~欢迎投稿~~出品››› 素材来源互联网，旨在分享， QQ

我Hold不住了：
这只胖胖的橘猫叫Hosico，总喜欢钻小小的盒子，可总是肉肉四溢呢~看看小时候的照片不得不感慨，橘猫真是潜力股啊[喵喵][摊手]
[The fat orange cat call Hosico, always likes to drill a little box, but always meat meat on ~ look at childhood photos have to sigh with emotion, orange cat was a potential shares [meow] [stand hand]]

一个爱生活的吃货~

人民网：
【厉害了word姐！女子推车数百米老公一旁淡定带娃】近日，成都一美女周末开着电动汽车带老公和娃娃出去玩儿，回来时电动汽车却没电了。美女瞬间化身女汉子推车百米外去充电，而她老公却淡定地推着娃娃跟在旁边！（辽宁电视台）tRfsMz
[【 the word elder sister good! Womens cart hundreds of meters Husband aside detachment with Eva 】 recently, chengdu a beautiful weekend open electric car with the husband go out and play with dolls, back when the electric car has no electricity. Beauty instantly incarnation female fellow cart hundred meters away to recharge, and her husband is still pushing a doll beside! TRfsMz (liaoning TV station)]

报道全球传播中国

我是小糗君：
男生怎么看待女生胸大？
[Boy what about the girl chest big?]

私信你们的糗事

广东校园新鲜事：
朱梓骁张翰综艺节目合唱《独家记忆》。两人曾一起合作热门偶像剧《一起来看流星雨》和《一起又看流星雨》，七年前的慕容云海和上官瑞谦，属于那个时代的美好记忆。[心]#广州分享#tRVLwyzm
[Zhu Zi Xiao Hans zhang variety show a chorus of exclusive memory. Two people who work together popular idol drama meteor shower together and and the meteor shower together, MuRongYunHai and officials at him seven years ago, belong to the memories of that era. [heart] # # guangzhou share tRVLwyzm]

这里汇聚了广东最IN的校园资讯，欢迎爆料。让我们一起打造广东最有热度微博！合作请联系QQ：

琦殿：
落地窗前晒被子，是非常有效的家庭捕猫方法。
[French window to bask in the quilt, is a very effective method of the cat family.]

公众号：qdqd

变态学教授无铭：
今天化了浓妆[笑cry]卸妆有点难~(GIF .MB)
[Today, the thick makeup [laugh cry] it is a bit difficult to discharge makeup ~ (GIF. MB)]

其实俺是个科学家..努力以独特的方式科普~某信公众号：ADHDmania

葡萄-Lee：
发原图看看[舔屏]
[Send the original to see [lick screen]]

女子本弱，为母则刚

皇马新闻：
【马卡报】厄齐尔跟迪马利亚怀念皇马，他们后悔离开伯纳乌，希望能够重返皇马。
[Marca him with di maria think of real Madrid, they regret to leave the bernabeu, hope to be able to return to real Madrid.]

小时播报皇马相关新闻、图片等。微信公共号：realmadridcf_news。

复古写真馆：
从现在开始，你只许对我一个人好；要宠我，不能骗我；答应我的每一件事情，你都要做到；对我讲的每一句话都要是真心。不许骗我、骂我，要关心我；别人欺负我时，你要在第一时间出来帮我；我开心时，你要陪我开心；我不开心时，你要哄我开心；永远都要觉得我是最漂亮的；梦里你也要见到我；在你心里只有
[From now on, you only a man good to me; To spoil me, cant cheat me; Promise me everything, you have to do, Tell me if every word is true. Dont lie to me and scold me, to care for me; When someone bully me, you will come out in the first time to help me; I am happy, you will accompany me happy; I am not happy, you have to coax me happy; Always want to feel I am the most beautiful; In dreams and you will see me; Only in your heart]

店铺号：公众号：xllwan

全球装饰大全：
装修预算,该花的钱一定要花，但也必须花得心知肚明，给你们参考[推荐]
[Decorating a budget, the money must be spent, but must also have to know, give you a referencerecommendation]

装饰完美的家！

吾皇的白茶：
分享图片

插画师，绘本画师卡通形象吾皇创作者合作邮箱gezikk@

全球奇闻趣事：
网友晒八年异地恋攒下的火车票：相识年，恋爱年，也异地年。其间中分手次，化解矛盾的不是语言，而是张火车票！卧槽，我还能说什么呢[摊手]
[Netizens bask in eight years LDR save ticket get to know each other, love, and different years. In the meantime break up time, dissolve the contradiction is not language, but the tickets! Oh my god, [stand hand] what can I say?]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。

追风少年刘全有：
都说女大三，抱金砖，那么有岁的小姐姐要跟我谈恋爱吗

我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。

新浪体育：
在德乙的一场比赛中，一次角球配合中，五位球员上演了虚虚实实的晃人大戏，把对手的防线晃得防不胜防。一起来看看这场虚实大戏吧！tRfRvp
[B on one game, cooperate in a corner, five players on artificial shake peoples congress, the opponents defence makes available. Take a look at the actual drama!!!! tRfRvp]

小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina

我跟熊孩子的日常：
看到这组父子合影，想到的第一个词就是“岁月”，感动[心][心]
[See this group of father and son, think of the first word is years, touched [heart] [heart]]

谁家没个熊孩子，一起和熊孩子共同成长！欢迎私信我爆出熊孩子各种趣事！微信交流：baby-xiaodi

顶尖创意家居：
#家居推荐# 一个人住这样的Mini公寓好舒服[心]
[Recommend # # household live such a Mini apartment very comfortable [heart]]

最时尚创意的家居生活体验馆,国内外创意家居设计~O(∩_∩)O

可爱宠物中心：
一只自得其乐的小熊猫，一看就不正经[笑cry]
[A lot of panda, a see not serious [laugh cry]]

这里是所有爱宠，爱心人士的集聚地，诚邀您来一起关注、爱护这些可爱的小动物！·····图片摘自网络,侵权删

全球健身中心：
个可以快速有效缓解身体各部位疼痛的简单按摩手法，已经被按赞上万。据多位专家和医生意见总结得出的，适合上班族或各种突发应急用！可以缓解逛街太久的脚疼，坐太久的肩疼等等年轻人经常碰到的情况~必须收下！
[Can quickly and effectively alleviate the body pain simple massage technique, has been by the thousands. According to a number of experts and doctors concluded, suitable for office worker or a variety of unexpected emergency use! Can alleviate the pain of shopping for too long, sitting too long shoulder ache and so on the situation of the young people often encounter ~ must accept it!]

最大最全的健身类微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程，加上专业的教练指导，总有一款适合你，还等什么了？赶快健身起来吧！

追新番官网：
《逃避可耻却有用》中日双语回：tRVqJeC [新垣结衣星野源大谷亮平藤井隆真野惠里菜成田凌山贺琴子高桥洋叶山奖之古畑星夏细田善彦高山侑子古馆宽治MORO师冈高桥瞳宇梶刚士富田靖子古田新太石田百合子]
[Avoid shame but useful sino-japanese bilingual back tRVqJeC [new walls knot clothing star field source otani bright flat fujii long really wild hui cuisine in narita LingShan He Qin son takahashi the cascade prize of ancient Tian star summer fine Tian Shanyan mountain yuuko pavilion wide MORO division cure, takahashi pupil yu 梶 just and rich Tian Jingzi thou farmland new too ishida yuriko]]

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中国新闻网：
【没想到你们是这样的消防兵[污]】俗话说，“铁打的营盘流水的兵”，又到一年退伍季，与其伤感别离，不如刻录青春！月日，浙江宁波消防位爱好健身的官兵拍下“性感写真”，记录自己在警营的最后时光。看得小新有点不好意思了[可爱]…火中的钢铁，逆行的英雄！这样的青春，值！[赞]

这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。

美食菜谱天天推：
韩国街边卖的这种特制三明治真的很好吃，而且是现做的哦，拿来当早餐再满足不过了~ [色]学习更多美食就来#美食菜谱天天推# tRfdkv
[South street to sell this kind of special sandwich is really nice, and it is now doing well, to be used as breakfast and meet ~ [color] learn more food to # # gourmet recipes everyday push tRfdkv]

爱生活爱美食