2016年11月30日星期三

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北美吐槽君:
    “十几岁的时候颜值负分被取外号“形象犯罪”,现在颜值有所提升依旧自卑,拿个快递都要换衣服化妆怕被看到素颜。”
[Negative points as a teenager appearance level was taken the nickname the image of the crime , now level improved still inferiority in appearance, with a Courier to change clothes makeup was afraid of being seen without makeup.]

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人民网:
    看着好过瘾!逆天的艺术,视频太短!有种意犹未尽的感觉,没看够啊![赞]tRfjsAiA (转)
[Look good enough! The art of fate of the video is too short! There is a feeling of wanting more, didnt see enough! [who] tRfjsAiA (turn)]

报道全球 传播中国

郑渊洁:
    #早起的虫子被鸟吃# 现在是年月日清晨点分。现在你为什么醒着?#郑在打卡#
[# # the early worm was the birds eat now is on some points in the early morning. Why are you awake now? # # zheng in clock in]

《童话大王》月刊岁了 邮局订阅代号-

治愈系唯美疗伤话:
    家世好的女孩相貌好的女孩都是幸运的,家世好会有爸妈铺好华丽的金砖大道;相貌好的有男友老公鞍前马后尽献殷勤;运气好的女孩,会有贵人相助平步青云;而尘世中的大多数女孩平平凡凡,得不起娇惯的公主病,只能一个人在风雨中奔跑,让自己蜕变得更强大,才能活出自己的尊严与荣耀。
[Family good girl looks good girl is lucky, and family have parents shop good luxuriant bric avenue; Looks good boyfriend husband coat-tails some court; Lucky girl, can have get unexpected help advance; And the world the most ordinary girl, dont spoil the princess disease, can only be a person in the wind and rain run, let oneself become more powerful, to live out their own dignity and honor.]

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幕斯:
    没睡的出来喵一个
[Didnt sleep out meow a]

漫画作者,作品有《爱的比热容》《无期之约》,《小丑丹尼》连载中.

电影图解师:
    【泰国恐怖电影《尸油》完整版】据传,屍油的做法,是用烛火烧烫处女孕妇的下巴,收集滴留下来的油脂,下蛊封印。将屍油擦在心仪对象的身上,那个人这辈子就会疯狂的爱上你,宅宅工程师,深深迷恋同事小兰,将手边的屍油胡乱使用,倒入茶中让女同事喝,没想到开始出现怪异现象!tRynCrLS
[The Thai horror film the complete edition of the resin oil 】 allegedly, resin oil, is to use candle burning hot virgin chin, pregnant women collect drops stay grease, the method of seal. Will brush on the objects of resin oil, that person will be crazy in love with you in my life, kei igawa engineer, deeply infatuated with colleague xiao LAN, will hand wildly used resin oil, pour tea for female colleagues to drink, I didnt think phenomenon began to appear! tRynCrLS]

电影图解师 各种口味都有 欢迎投稿!

鸡翅给你吃:
    使劲睡都睡不着的我和一屋子的🐑四目相对(咩)
[使劲睡都睡不着的我和一屋子的🐑四目相对(咩)]

love u mother who who

人民网:
    【从岁到岁,人生就这么匆匆而过】呱呱坠地;上学;翘课;隔壁班的女孩男孩经过我的窗前;毕业了;第一次被叫“叔叔”、“阿姨”;看孩子写作业;早晨醒的越来越早……我竟然已经这么大岁数!!……从岁开始#人生匆匆而过#↓↓转给小伙伴,一起数数,你们走到哪儿了?
[【 from age to age, life is so hurried over 】 born; To go to school; Skip class. The girl next door class boy through my window; Graduated; For the first time was called uncle and aunt; The children homework; The morning wake up earlier and earlier... I had so much older!!!!! ...... Starting from the age of # # and the life in a hurry left left to the junior, count together, where did you go?]

报道全球 传播中国

不二大叔说:
    世界上最厉害的人,这话细思甚是~
[Consider the most powerful man in the world, this is very ~]

微信公众号:dashu 让思考更有效率,让时间更有价值。

这微博笑死我了:
    你们谈过最抠门的男朋友有多抠[doge]
[You talked about the stingy boyfriend how to dig [doge]]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •)

食用收集:
    【爆炒花蛤】超级美味的一道海鲜菜!花蛤肉质细嫩,味道鲜美!营养值超级高哦~~
[Super delicious stir-fried flower clams 】 【 a fresh sea! Spend clam meat tender, delicious! Super high nutritional value oh ~ ~]

网罗天下所有美食~做一个安静的吃货

搭配师张闯:
    放弃一个人从来就不是一瞬间的事 当你把我全部的爱慕和关心一点点的消磨干净 我也渐渐攒够了对你的失望 当初那么喜欢 现在这么释然 对不起 这段路我只能陪你走到这了 嗯 没我的日子你要多点快乐。
[Give up a person is never a moment When you put all my love and care a little bit away clean I also gradually saved up enough to your disappointment When you like such a relief now Im sorry This section of the road I can only accompany you come to it well No my days you will more happy.]

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米娜:
    cat and girl❤
[猫和女孩❤]

《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志,提倡日常生活中的实用搭配,自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 mina

chaiwofong:
    我剛吃了一份全是青菜的麻辣燙 會不會胖
[I just ate a malatang is full of vegetables will not fat]

爺兒們

揭秘那些破事儿:
    [doge]
[doge][]

专门揭秘那些破事儿,欢迎各位私信爆料。

一本书一句话一段爱:
    “爱情最大的敌人,不是出轨,也不是生活压力,而是想太多。有些人,一旦恋爱就会东想西想,就会胡思乱想。对方可能还不知道呢,你就已经在心里面过完了一辈子。这不是谈恋爱,而是一种自毁情绪。爱情应该是让人愉快的,想要好好爱,千万别想多。遇见不易,珍惜那些温暖、信任、依赖,且行且珍惜。”
[Love is the greatest enemy, not to cheat, nor stress in your life, but think about it too much. Some people, once love will want to west to east, will entertain foolish ideas. The other party may not be aware of it, youre already finished in our lifetime. This is not to fall in love, but a self-destruct mood. Love should be a pleasant, want to have a good love, dont want to. Meet is not easy, cherish the warmth, trust, dependence, and line and cherish.]

一本好书 远离浮躁,投稿合作 QQ

我的电影图解:
    “为什么有些人明明看起来友善,却总是独来独往?” “待人友善是修养,独来独往是性格。”
[Why do some people seem friendly, obviously is a loner? Friendly is accomplishment, solitary is character.]

人生漫漫,道远兮。闲暇时我就是你的最佳伴侣,这里各种口味图解都有,Please 抱紧我!!!合作请私信或Q我:

如何逼疯你老公:
    “我们应该在灯火通明的屋子里,桌上摆着一杯热咖啡,两个人懒洋洋地靠在沙发椅上裹着毛毯,看窗外大雪纷飞。”
晚安[月亮]

[We should be in a brightly lit room, with a cup of hot coffee on the table, two lolling on a sofa chair wrapped in a blanket, see the snow falling outside the window. < br > good night [moon]]

一起来逼疯自己的老公吧(合作请私信)

一句微博精选:
    【二十几岁的你,究竟该如何度过每一天?】资深心理治疗师Meg Jay为你带来超级有用的忠告和建议!看完这段视频,收获一个全新的、活力十足的自己! tRquZMo
[【 in their twenties, you how can spend every day? Senior therapist Meg Jay bring you super useful advice and Suggestions! Watching this video, gains a new, dynamic of yourself! tRquZMo]

微博精选中心!关注我❤获得每日☑幽默☑笑话☑语录☑有意思☑恶搞☑有趣☑趣图 。◕‿◕。 欢迎原创投稿QQ

大欧洲吐槽君:
    “怎么向爸妈坦白自己是les”
[How to tell my parents myself is les]

北美吐槽君旗下频道,专接欧洲吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。 公众号:ouzhoutucao

诱犯:
    吸烟有害健康,请你多抽两支。
[Smoking is harmful to health, please take two more.]

这家伙真他妈懒

咪蒙:
    知乎上有人写了个帖子,说咪蒙根本不红。然后他写了将近万字,证明我为什么不红。真特么的黑色幽默[拜拜]
[Zhihu on someone wrote a post, said the mi not red. Then he wrote almost a swastika, prove I why not red. True, black humor [bynum]?]

绝经之前一定要睡到姜东元!

美帝人民也蛮拼的:
    #美国美食# 螺蛳粉是广西柳州的风味小吃,由柳州特有的米粉,加上酸笋、木耳、花生、油炸腐竹等配料及适度的酸辣味和煮螺蛳的汤水调合而成,具有酸、辣、鲜、爽、烫的风味及酸笋的特殊气味。一名吃货网友专门品尝了几个牌子的螺蛳粉,来看看他的试吃报告吧! tRfQzC
[American food # # spiral lions powder is guangxi liuzhou flavor snack, by liuzhou special rice noodles, and sour bamboo shoots, edible fungus, such as peanuts, Fried bean curd stick ingredients and moderate hot and sour taste of soup and boiled snails blending, sour, spicy, fresh, cool, hot flavor and the special smell of sour bamboo shoots. A version of netizens special taste for several brands of spiral lions powder, take a look at his tasting report!!!! tRfQzC]

分享和传播各种好玩又实用的北美资讯,投稿欢迎@我们!

捆鸡KUNJI:
    如约而至的月底上[心]
果然又是最后一天呢
文案已敲完 说声晚安

[And on to the end of the month [heart] < br > < br > so he is the last day? Copywriter has knocked the say good night]

赤子之心・kunjitongxue.taobao

笑点补习班_:
    一只小鸡与蚯蚓的友情,卧槽,简直萌化了!tRfSmnB
[A chick with earthworm friendship, oh my god, can change! tRfSmnB]

qq,专注戳笑点二十年! 朋友,麻烦让一让,你戳中我笑点了。。。互转合作投稿请私信。

怀孕育儿一点通:
    你是不是也很想要一对双胞胎女儿呢?[花心][花心]
[Are you very want a pair of twin daughters? [them] [them]]

育儿受尽千般苦,养女操碎万般心!淘宝店:唯美妈咪韩国孕妇装

美食天天见:
    【干锅姜葱大虾】简单几步就能做出美味的干锅姜葱大虾!#天天见美食#
[【 dry pot ginger prawn 】 simple steps can make delicious hot pot ginger shrimp! # # see food every day]

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1句实话:
    不要把知识与智慧混淆,知识是告诉你怎样生存,智慧则告诉你如何生活。
[Dont get confused with wisdom, knowledge is to tell you how to survive, wisdom is to tell you how to live.]

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各国美食学起来YOU:
    小甜点南瓜夹心饼的做法,南瓜馅软糯可口,饼干酥脆爽口,看起来就好美味!
[The practice of small dessert pumpkin cream, soft waxy delicious pumpkin paste, biscuits crisp and refreshing, good looks delicious!]

国美食,统统喜欢!请关注@各国美食学起来YOU >>>素材来源互联网,旨在分享

热门美图榜:
    幸福,大概就是,你喜欢粘着的那个人,永远都不嫌你烦。
[Happiness, is probably, adhesion of the person you like, never think you boring.]

【无水印,不刷屏】炫酷美图,视觉盛宴。。。免费发布,欢迎摄影师,美女投稿。

Azhannn:
    我眼里没有你,余光全是你[心]
[My eyes have no you, Yu Guangquan is your [heart]]

越努力越幸运.

大连突发:
    这雨下的。。冬天没有个冬天样儿[哼]
[This rain. Winter is not a kind [singing]]

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ChrisPrattOfficial:
    分享图片
[Share photos]

Official Weibo account for actor, Chris Pratt

藤新Jiven:
    深夜翻着所有关于这支球队的消息,心底很难平静。此刻全世界都是你们的球迷,天堂依旧有足球。合十祈愿…
[Turn over all the news about this team in the middle of the night, the bottom of my heart is very difficult to calm. This moment is your fans all over the world, heaven is still has a football. Folded wish...]

配音,到死也要捍衛的藝術! 不要輕言放棄,否則就對不起自己!北斗企鹅工作室联合创始人 最新作品《疯狂动物城》树懒闪电 《火影忍者博人传》漩涡鸣人

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