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#万象#【女孩晕倒后生下女婴 称不知怀孕没和男人接触过】的女孩林某突然晕倒在路边,被送到医院后她顺利生下一名女婴。令人惊奇的是,她直到进了产房才知道自己怀孕了……而且林某并不知道孩子父亲是谁,因为她既没有男朋友,也没和其他男性接触。目前医院正在寻找林某家属。tRflP
[All # # 【 girl fainted birth to baby girls Said a pregnancy didnt contact with men 】 the girl Lin mou suddenly fainted on the roadside, was taken to hospital after she gave birth to a baby girl. And the astonishing thing is that she didnt know she was pregnant until into the delivery room... And Lin mou does not know who is the father, because she dont have a boyfriend already, also didnt contact with other men. Hospitals are now looking for Lin mous family. tRflP]
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来一碗…[害羞]
[To a bowl of... [shy]]
做一个人生的观光客张杰:
#张杰我想世界巡演# 深圳的星海里,惊现我的两颗“好友星”,让我在台上瞬间变得更加放松自如,为深圳的你们唱了粤语歌,希望深圳的歌迷能喜欢!海星的邀请我收到了[嘻嘻]星海未完待续……@何炅 @李云迪YUNDI
[# # zhang jie I think the world tour of shenzhen xinghai, near two of my friends star, let me instantly become more relaxed freely, on the stage of shenzhen you sing cantonese song, I hope you can like shenzhen fans. Starfish invitation I received (hee hee) star to be continued... @ ajit @ YUNDI li YUNDI]
工作请联络邮箱:jasonteam@qq王珞丹:
夜幕降临
那么多盏灯
哪个是你的家
[The night < br > < br > so many lamp which is your home]
博主祇在這裡瞎胡鬧,正經事請找@王珞丹工作室一起神回复:
#神回卧谈会# 在有对象的情况下遇到了自己的理想型,该怎么办?
[# # god back to slumber in the object case met her ideal type, what should I do?]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。杜海涛:
首演顺利完成!谢谢大家!等着咱大本营播出吧![耶][耶][耶]
[Premiere smoothly! Thank you all! Waiting for broadcast za home!!!! [the] [the] [and]]
我爱我自己。国民老岳父公:
由于每天都是半夜遛狗,所以每次遛完之后就会有点饿,然后随便吃点烧烤,喝点啤酒,然后然后去年的衣服今年都穿不了了[二哈]狗带
[Because every day is the dog for a walk in the middle of the night, so every time after a walk would be a little hungry, and just eat barbecue, drink beer, and then last years clothes may not be able to wear this year two ha] [dog]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq加措活佛-慈爱基金:
早安 铺满秋叶的加州 硅谷 ……
[Good morning covered with leaves of Californias silicon valley...]
优美的文字是心里的良药!英国足球那点事:
印象中上一位因为踢水瓶被罚上看台的教练是温格:-赛季阿森纳客场对阵曼联,范佩西的进球因为队友越位在先被判无效。正在庆祝的温格气得转身就是一脚踢飞水平。随后被罚上看台,而且是主队看台[污]视频:tRflrrJU
[A because playing bottle was sent via an impression on the stands is coach arsene wenger - season against Manchester united and Arsenal away van persie goals for his teammates offside was found invalid. Is celebrating the wenger turned is one feet kicked up level. Then sent on the stands, and it is the home team stand [pollution] video tRflrrJU]
公众号FootballinUK 曾收到阿斯顿维拉官方祝福 资深托吹 帕杜颜粉团团长GEM鄧紫棋:
雖然在危難間還是可以被逼著更堅強,但其實心裡面一直希望有一天能當被保護的那一個⋯[委屈][委屈][委屈]#头号惊喜#
[Although in distress or can be made stronger, come but actually in my heart Ive always hope one day can be protected that. [wrong] [wrong] [wrong] # # surprise]
羅馬書「不要自己伸冤,寧可讓步,聽憑主怒。」曼联新闻:
半场结束了,曼联-西汉姆,闪电丢球,伊布扳平,穆帅被罚上看台,又遇到开挂门将,好多故事。
[Halftime, west ham united - and lost the ball lightning, ibrahimovic equaliser, jose mourinho was sent off in the stands, again meet hang keeper, a lot of stories.]
不定时播报曼联新闻的微博,合作请私信。季箐:
别说话也别掉眼泪,就这样先活着吧。
[Dont speak, dont cry, so alive first.]
愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复,其余都是骗子】鸡翅给你吃:
晚安[拜拜]
[Good nightbye bye]
love u mother who who人民网:
【这些“撞脸”汉字,你认识几个?】见过“撞脸”明星,见过“撞脸”汉字吗?你可能觉得:不就是些形似的字么,怎么可能难倒我?直到看到下面这些字,整个人就是大写的“懵”!一场“汉字辨辩辨”比赛,注意别走神!
[【 the face bump characters, do you know a few? Face seen a bump star, seen a bump face Chinese characters? You may think is it not something shaped like a word, baffled me how is it possible? Until you see these words, the whole person is capital meng! A Chinese character distinguishes the defendant bian game, dont distracted attention!]
报道全球 传播中国笑话:
不管你信不信,卧槽,反正我是信了!!!
[Believe it or not, my god, anyway I is believed!!!!!!]
笑话菌,你每天的益生菌!!! 欢迎投稿!合作互推Q贴吧娘:
你为什么睡不着
[Why do you sleep]
分享贴吧有趣的东西,欢迎私信投稿我是种草囤货菌:
“你再哭我真的不带你去了” ,卧槽,奥斯卡欠你一个影后!!![笑cry]
tRfya
[You cry again I dont really take you to the, oh my god, Oscar owe you a winner!!!!!! [laughing cry] < br > tRfya]
我是种草囤货菌 (。・ω・) 拔草不吃土,省钱囤好货! (•́ ₃ •̀)广告合作QQ联系:趣味贩卖机:
#movie# 为什么我们要不停地说废话来维持气氛? ——《低俗小说》
[# movie# why do we need to keep any of that crap to maintain the atmosphere? - pulp fiction]
这是一个好玩儿的微博~病房:
你们这群夜猫子还没睡吧?
[Your this group of people havent sleep late?]
一生只够爱一个人北美吐槽君:
“怎么给我那有读心术的女票一个惊喜”
[How to give me the mind-reading female vote a surprise]
吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】掏心話_:
“大概有时很爱他,有时想一枪崩了他,更多时候是在买枪的路上,看到他爱喝的豆浆,就忘了自己是来杀他的。”
[Maybe sometimes love him very much, sometimes want to overflow, more time is on the way to buy a gun, see him drink soya-bean milk, forgot he was to kill him.]
每张图片背后都有一个故事 愿你我都会被温柔以待。最天秤:
天秤座也可以叫补刀座[拜拜]
[Libra can also be called the last [bynum]]
立志要成为一个最了解你的人。全宇宙最大的天秤疯子集中地,期待你的←关注~我的女友爱囤货:
一个超火的魔性seve舞蹈,卧槽,根本停不下来!!!
tRfoYkOm
[A super fire ones seve dance, oh my god, dont stop!!!!!! < br > tRfoYkOm]
一个爱囤囤囤又经常吃土的少女 约吗?💄公 众 号IDthj丁俊晖:
每年英锦赛比赛的地方。
[Every year the kam racing game.]
工作短信:逸晖 工作邮箱:snookerding@sina韩国me2day:
【V Live】#金泰亨# 的企鹅声带模仿时间,企鹅&企鹅爸爸&企鹅妈妈&吃鱼的企鹅全都模仿了一遍→tRflBdz 泰亨儿真的有剧毒吧~[笑cry]
[Jintai heng # # V Live 】 【 penguin vocal imitation time, & the mother & father penguin penguin penguin & eating fish all imitated again - > tRflBdz tai hang son really have poisonous ~ [laugh cry]]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*可爱宠物中心:
西雅图一个收容所发起了“黑猫收养”的活动,因为长期以来在西方一些国家,人们对黑猫都有所芥蒂,觉得它们是不祥之物,所以在收容所里最不受欢迎的也是它们,长期无人问津,收容所希望借着这次活动让一些小黑球找到家,找到真正喜欢它们的人们。。。
[A shelter in Seattle has launched black cat adoption activities, for a long time in western countries, people have bad feelings for black cats, think they are ominous thing in the world, so most unwelcome in shelters is them, long-term and unmanned make inquires, shelter hope that through this activity let some little black ball to find home, find a really like them...]
这里是所有爱宠,爱心人士的集聚地,诚邀您来一起关注、爱护这些可爱的小动物!·····图片摘自网络,侵权删不二大叔说:
“少些深夜里的胡思乱想,少些一个人时候的辗转反侧,少些心血来潮的冲动,少做错误的决定,才能尽快和对的人相逢。”
[Less late at night thinking, less when a person tossing and turning, less on a whim of impulse, do less wrong decision, in order to meet the right person as soon as possible.]
微信公众号:dashu 让思考更有效率,让时间更有价值。家常美食精选:
韩国街边卖的这种特制三明治真的很好吃,而且是现做的哦,拿来当早餐再满足不过了~ [色]tRfSiMB
[South Korea the street selling this kind of special sandwich is really nice, and it is now doing well, to be used as breakfast and meet ~ [color] tRfSiMB]
我是一个吃货~你懂的!投稿合作QQ大欧洲吐槽君:
为什么我一到西班牙就变龅牙?(图)
[Why do I become to Spain buck teeth? (FIG.)]
北美吐槽君旗下频道,专接欧洲吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。 公众号:ouzhoutucao教你看穿男人的心:
最好的婚姻,是精神上的门当户对。[心]
[The best marriages, is suitable in spirit. [heart]]
人在情场,怎能不懂男人的心!爱他,就要了解他!关注@教你看穿男人的心 让你更加了解你的男人!刘骁骞:
古巴人民平静极了,或者说对卡斯特罗的去世非常冷漠。他们都说自己很难过,但一说完就不好意思地笑了。
[The Cuban people is so calm, or on the death of Fidel castro is very cold. As they all say they are sorry, but just smiled shyly.]
The beach body and Amazon story matter.一本书一句话一段爱:
越明事理的,越没人把你当回事。因为他们知道,即使忽视了你,你也不会生气,更不会无理取闹。即便再坚强,付出再多,也没人懂你。因为他们知道,再大的困难,你都能扛过去。时间让你学会迁就很多人,很多事。然而有些人,却习惯了你的迁就。
[The more reasonable, the more no one take you seriously. Because they know that even if ignored you, you dont angry, more not unreasonable. Even if again strong, pay more, also nobody understand you. Because they know, again big of difficulties, you can carry in the past. Time to let you learn to accommodate a lot of people, many things. Some people, however, are accustomed to your accommodation.]
一本好书 远离浮躁,投稿合作 QQ金相凯:
我一向不太欣赏林加德,但这半场他发挥不错。反倒是拉什福德令人失望,他基本迷失在左路走廊。然后达米安,逆足情况下几乎无法传中。这两个位置是应该调整的。半场最佳,瓦伦西亚。
[I dont always appreciate Lin, but that he played well at half-time. It is rush at disappointing, he lost the basic corridor on the left. Then damian, inverse cases almost impossible to cross. The two position should be adjusted. At best, valencia.]
订阅号“金球讲”。非官方,不正经。虎掰掰:
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