2016年11月30日星期三

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贴吧君:
    注意了各位,我要给大家表演笑里藏狗了,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,献丑了
[Pay attention to you, Im going to give you show smile hides the dog, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, you a question]

分享贴吧有趣的东西,欢迎私信投稿

北美吐槽君:
    “来美国后迷之不能吃辣?”
[Come to the United States after the fan cant eat spicy?]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

李维嘉:
    当冬夜渐暖!
[When the winter warmer!]

演艺工作请洽经纪人小胡benh@gmail

德卡先生的信箱:
    “我不会翻篇吗,我翻得书页哗啦啦比谁都响,故事刷刷刷写了好几页,只是有些东西就像一堆稿纸最下面的画,被日复一日的生活覆盖,却一直都在。”
[I will not turn, I turn to the page going than anyone ring, story brush flash for several pages, just something like a pile of paper on the bottom picture, covered by the day to day life, but have been.]

想说的话 寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画

忍几手:
    家世好的女孩相貌好的女孩都是幸运的,家世好会有爸妈铺好华丽的金砖大道;相貌好的有男友老公鞍前马后尽献殷勤;运气好的女孩,会有贵人相助平步青云;而没有好的家境、文化背景平常的家庭的女孩,得不起娇惯的公主病,只能一个人在风雨中奔跑,让自己蜕变得更强大,才能活出精彩的人生[心]
[Family good girl looks good girl is lucky, and family have parents shop good luxuriant bric avenue; Looks good boyfriend husband coat-tails some court; Lucky girl, can have get unexpected help advance; Without a good family and cultural background of the family of the girl, dont spoil the princess disease, can only be a person in the wind and rain run, let oneself become more powerful, to live a good life [heart]]

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Houson猴姆:
    【猴姆独家】丁日Justin Bieber助阵DJ Snake强势热单Let Me Love You超清mv大首播!终于等到mv了!!这是要继续打榜啊!这歌已经拿下欧洲多国冠军,可惜美国和英国还未冠,能再创佳绩吗?当然,丁日又没出镜~~[酷][爱你]tRfQSSGk
[Ding Ri monkeys sole 】 【 Justin Bieber rearranged the DJ Snake strong hot single Let Me Love You super clear mv big premiere! Finally wait for mv!!!!! This is to continue to play list! This song has many European champions, but the United States and Britain has not been champions league and can record? Ding Ri and, of course, not the mirror ~ ~ [cool] [love] you tRfQSSGk]

这货就是【猴姆独家】!!!

银教授:
    她说好。求婚现场,我听到她回答他。
[She said yes. Propose the scene, I heard she answered him.]

先别取关,万一好笑呢?信公众号yinjiaoshou

这微博笑死我了:
    每晚点前睡觉的人生,做到就是赚到~从今天早睡早起tRyrZTP
[Before sleeping every night in life, to do is to make ~ early to bed and early to rise tRyrZTP from today]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •)

人民网:
    【如果让你学习一门中国国粹,你会学什么呢?】你会写书法吗?你是否从小羡慕精通琴棋书画的人?京剧、古琴、麻将、国画、昆曲、相声、武术……假如给你一次学习的机会,你会怎么选?戳图,#个中国国粹#↓↓给自己“充电”,先从了解开始!转发收藏!
[If let you learn a quintessence of China, what can you learn? Can you write calligraphy? Do you envy those who are proficient in unique romance as a child? Beijing Opera, guqin, mahjong, traditional Chinese painting, kunqu opera, cross talk, martial arts... If give you a chance to study, what would you choose? Poke figure, # # a Chinese quintessence left left to charge, first to understand from the beginning! Forward collection!]

报道全球 传播中国

大欧洲吐槽君:
    “男票背着我偷偷看片,而且不止一次”
[Male votes behind my back secretly watching TV, and more than once,]

北美吐槽君旗下频道,专接欧洲吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。 公众号:ouzhoutucao

YZTATTOO-居居张:
    没上飞机的五人组,买了新机票,等着早上最早的航班,让我想起小时候去火车站画速写
[Not on the plane of the five people group, bought a new ticket, waiting for the earliest flight in the morning, reminds me of when I was a child to go to the railway station to draw sketches]

工作微信jujuzhang

小羊爱吃酱肘子:
    ptt网友bobojay发现,特朗普的妻子、美国第一夫人,好…好像在哪里见过……
[PTT netizen bobojay found that trumps wife, first lady of the United States, good... Where as if seen...]

一只逃走的羊,有时温和。

德卡卡了:
    我不能眼睁睁地看着你难过,于是我闭上了眼睛
[I cant to see you sad, so I closed my eyes]

喜欢朴灿烈 圈地自萌|对不懂礼貌智商欠费的人忍耐为

日本若手男演员研究会:
    
[吗?]

霓虹青优研♂小鲜肉安利组织♂【NewDK】

米娜:
    煮蛋时刻表,想吃几“分”熟的?🏼
[Boiled egg timetable, would like to have a few points cooked? 🏼]

《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志,提倡日常生活中的实用搭配,自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 mina

冯提莫:
    跟你们说声晚安,我睡觉咯!还不睡的都是瓜皮![舔屏]
[With you say good night, I sleep cough up! Dont sleep is the watermelon! [lick screen]]

人言可畏⋯⋯ 合作邮箱@qq

Unbangable:
    谁还没睡?聊天吧。阅后即焚的那种。
[Who havent sleep? Chat. Burn after reading.]

详见头像

Houson猴姆:
    【猴姆独家】酷!斯嘉丽·约翰逊献唱小黄人团队打造《欢乐好声音》原声新单Set It All Free 秒片段试听曝光!这也是汤包为本片配音豪猪而献唱的摇滚之歌哦~~毕竟是出过唱片的人,唱得相当不错!等全曲!![色][亲亲][酷]tRfQSRyp
[The monkeys sole 】 cool! Scarlett johansson sing yellow team to build the good joy voice acoustic new single Set It All Free second clip audition exposure! This is soup package for the film dubbing porcupines and sing the songs of the rock oh ~ ~, after all, was released to sing quite well! Song!! [color] [kiss] [cool] tRfQSRyp]

这货就是【猴姆独家】!!!

掏心話_:
    “迟些遇见吧  你刚好成熟我刚好温柔”
[Lets meet later you just mature I just tender]

每张图片背后都有一个故事 愿你我都会被温柔以待。

我和渣男的狗血经历:
    [doge]不愧是老司机,套路太深!!这逼装的到位,我服!tRfsZk
[[doge] not the kui is old driver, routines too deep!!!!! This force loading in place, I serve! tRfsZk]

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无厘头学姐:
    一对老夫妻的日常拌嘴 傲娇爷爷口是心非萌翻了tRfSVm
[An old couple daily positioned Tsundere grandpa duplicity of tRfSVm]

长期承包帮小学生打架业务,五年级以上不接,打不过。

董路:
    利物浦主场对桑德兰,桑德兰阵型,坚守到分钟才丢球。想起切尔西迪马特奥、穆里尼奥在欧冠上都曾使用过。
[Liverpool at home to sunderland, sunderland formation, stick to the minutes to throw the ball. Think of di matteo, Chelsea, jose mourinho has been used in the champions league.]

启航足球俱乐部、乐播足球创始人

我叫王村村:
    有一瞬间,想到我们以后会在一起,又想到往后的好几十年那种平淡和苍白,内心毫无恐惧。那种感觉,真好。
[Have a moment, think well be together, think again in the future decades plain and pale, and there is no fear inside. That kind of feeling, is really good.]

诗人

霸道总裁:
    不要以为你们评论我看不到,爸爸半夜都躲在被窝里面视奸你们!!!!
[Dont think you comment I could not see, my father is in the middle of the night hiding in bed see rape you!!!!!!!!!!]

都帮我怼土豪!势不两立

挖宝少女:
    唇釉真的是一个永远都填不满的大坑[二哈]
[Labial glair is really a bottomless pit of always ,]

知名美妆博主

姑娘Makeup_胡玥:
    论怎么输给一个胖子
@姑娘Makeup_贝贝 @鬼宿刺青-伍 @鬼宿刺青-邢文

[Concerning how to a fat man < br > Makeup_ beibei @ @ girl ghost nest tattoos - wu @ ghost tattoos - XingWen]

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请你给我八千万:
    深夜福利…我好困!
[Welfare in the middle of the night... Im so sleepy!]

博主真的长得很美

文摘精选:
    ‘不管爱情友情亲情,都是易碎品,一旦出现过裂缝,便很难恢复原貌;不论是谁对不起谁,那裂缝都如同两面刃,一面伤人,一面伤己。’
[Whatever love affection, friendship is fragile, once appear crack, and it is difficult to restore original appearance; The cracks, no matter who Im sorry, like the two sides blade, a hurt, hurt yourself. ]

分享人生、爱情、生活、哲理精彩语录。。。·商业合作请加QQ,谢绝聊天。

爱情日志:
    若想彻底认清自己,不妨多留意一下别人在气急败坏时对你所说过的话,毕竟气话就是失控的真心话 。
[To realize thoroughly, might as well pay more attention to the others said to you when frustrated, angry words is out of control, after all, the truth.]

经典爱情日志大全,时刻更新,敬请关注,合作联系QQ

正能量录:
    任何一个单位,只要到了开始强调考勤、打卡等纪律的时候,一定是它开始走下坡路的时候。因为一个走上坡路的单位,人人不待扬鞭自奋蹄。——白岩松
[Any one unit, as long as the began to emphasize the discipline such as attendance, the clock must be when it began to decline. Because a unit out of difficulty, and everyone is not always the courageously stumbles. - bai yansong]

每天正能量!商务合作请加qq:

顾奈:
    从图片来看,其实都差不多,但就是想要那件最贵的。(这就是女人
[From the picture, actually about the same, but is to want to be the most expensive one. (this is the woman]

公众号:gunai 合作请联系邮箱zjx@qq

乱世小白白白白白白白白:
    刷一轮微博有不少想吐槽的,想想又算了,一是字难打,二是要装情商高[笑cry]
[Brush a weibo have a lot of want to ridicule, want and forget it, one is word hard to play, the other is to install high emotional intelligence [laugh cry]]

无拉拉。。

网红扒皮:
    看见随手转,这种报复社会的人注意了,洁身自好 划重点![哆啦A梦吃惊]
[See conveniently turn, the people pay attention to the revenge society, to highlight a totally! [doraemon surprised]]

请不要纠结我的微博名!!!

桥话:
    你可不可以在我嘴硬的时候。看穿我的内心,给我最好的疼爱。
[Can you when my mouth shut. See through my heart, give my best love.]

【情感搬运工】哪有什么感同身受   ”

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