好机智的老婆[笑cry]#搞笑# tRfSHMM
[Good clever wife [laugh cry] # # tRfSHMM funny]
每日更新最新搞笑微博
纯良叫兽：不然你为什么谈恋爱[摊手]
[Otherwise, why do you fall in love [stand hand]]
关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你， 广告合作QQ联系：
人民网：【女司机酒驾被查 脱光上衣往民警身上扑】月日，交警在一收费站夜查时，一辆轿车不接受检查，闯进了收费站通道，民警将该车拦下，一女驾驶员不配合民警执勤，并脱光上衣往民警身上扑。民警只得强行将该女子带至附近医院抽血，经抽血检测，该女子为醉酒驾驶。（齐鲁壹点）tRfSUjag
[The female driver was drunk driving Stripping coat flapping on police] month day, the traffic police at a tollbooth YeZha, a car is not checked, broke into the toll station channel, police will be stopped by the car and a female drivers not to cooperate with police on duty, and stripping coat flapping on police. Police had to forcibly took the woman to a nearby hospital blood, the blood test, the woman for drunk driving. TRfSUjag (JiLuYi point)]
报道全球 传播中国
豆瓣菌：远方亲戚婚礼上闹伴娘，新娘因为两个妹妹被扒衣服的事，一气之下婚也不结了
[Distant relatives make bridesmaid at the wedding, the bride because two sister stripped the clothes, in marriage also not married]
一个酷酷的博主(ﾉ｀⊿´)ﾉ
神得强Steven：一起来玩个游戏，看看谁的最有意思！
[To play a game together, look whos the most interesting!]
永远相信美好的事情即将发生。
Li27n：唔.....最近为什么都不带我出门逛街了......( ` ・´)
[Well... Why dont go shopping with me lately... (` ・ ´)]
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新京报：【美国大选计错票?威斯康星州将重启计票工作】日，威斯康星州选举委员会称已经收到了绿党候选人的重新计票申请书，选举委员会表示将准备启动重新计票的程序。选举委员会官员称，重新计票工作将于下周启动，并将于月日之前完成重新计票工作。（央视）tRfTiFc
[Meter wrong ticket? [U.S. presidential election in Wisconsin to restart counting 】, the electoral commission says Wisconsin have received the application for a recount of the green party candidate, the election commission said will be ready to start a recount of the program. Election commission officials said the recount work will start next week, and will be completed before the date of the recount. (CCTV) tRfTiFc]
一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。
中国新闻周刊：【重庆惊现“透明”公厕 一边方便一边看风景 】日上午，市民李先生重庆璧山区璧玉广场偶遇一座“透明”公厕。公厕外墙是“透明”玻璃，在公厕里可直接看到公厕外，但从外面看不到里面。相关负责人称，独特的“透明”玻璃设计增加了公厕内部自然采光，减少公厕照明用电。（重庆晨报）
[The chongqing near transparent public toilets Scenery while convenient 】 morning, lee chongqing bishan district choi jade square encounter a transparent public toilets. Public toilet walls is transparent glass, can be directly see public toilets in public toilets, but cant see it from the outside. Relevant responsible person, the unique transparent glass increased public toilets within natural lighting design, reduce the public toilet illume. (chongqing morning post)]
中国新闻周刊官方微博。定位于信息管家、时事顾问、意见领袖。
Chrison克里森：金马奖上，越来越有味道的张震。
[Golden horse awards, more and more have taste chang.]
媒体从业者+审美偏差症患者，在围脖池塘里愚乐。 Email chrison@doperinc 微信 ZoomChic
管阿姨：好想出去玩啊…………
[Really want to go out to play ah............]
pastten.taobao 十点半内衣店pasttenbeauty.taobao十点半女装店 Insauntguan
颜土豆avi：最近压力真的很大，又不想示弱和崩溃。
宁可迎面被人打一拳，好大哭一场。
[Recent pressure is very big, really dont want to show weakness and collapse. < br > but rather on being a punch, a good cry.]
出来混就要讲信用，说了操你妈就一定要操你妈。我的DY号：sweetpotato (豆娘情话)
张卫健：唉………没辦法，还有大把上调空间，可以放心的吃[色][色][色][色][色]
[Alas............... Cant, and increase the space, to eat [color] [color] [color] [color] [color]]
工作邀約卫健，請連絡经纪公司- 北京多乐思文化传媒有限公司，經紀人冯子毓小姐dls_dk@
言溯的日记本：单身不直接导致快乐，但单身我很快乐。
[Single does not directly lead to happiness, but single I am very happy.]
莱恩市S大教授，逻辑学家、行为分析专家、解密专家
俊平大魔王：厉害了！一支润唇膏搞定整个嘴唇护理！冬天也能有✨bling bling✨的小嫩嘴唇 [噢耶]tRfkwQk
[Much!!!! A lip balm with the lip care! Winter can have ✨ bling bling ✨ little tender lips (oh yeah) tRfkwQk]
天猫店：httpsjunping.tmall c店：fac.taobao
美食家大雄：#点碰个杯？# 冬天，天一黑，就觉得一天已经过完了，你有没有这种赶脚？
[# point touch a cup? # in the winter, the days black, feel the day has been done, and this at you?]
女儿奴，经常扯淡，偶尔扯美食，关注需谨慎。
内涵大婊哥：是应该说这些动物长得可爱所以很好吃，还是该说这些食物好吃看起来好可爱呢？[doge]
[Is it should be said that these animals are cute so delicious, still should say the food delicious looks so cute? [doge]]
一个萌萌的制图匠，喜欢发搞笑有趣的动图！~(●˙▿˙●)
汪星人日记：如果是你的话你舍不舍得挪胳膊 ！！[心]#汪星人日记# tRfKlGMt
[If you leave not willing to give up if you move arms!! [heart] # Wang Xing # tRfKlGMt diary]
把你所有的心事都告诉我，我虽然不会说，但我听得懂。
金州勇士：#NBA##金州勇士# 勇士战靴欣赏，你最喜欢哪一双？
[# # # NBA# golden state warriors combat boots, which pair do you like best?]
金州勇士队年进入NBA，坐落于费城，年迁往奥克兰，改名金州勇士，现为西部联盟太平洋赛区的球队。金州勇士是-赛季NBA总冠军。
焦恩俊Vincent：川航的服務，伙食不錯，這餐吃完，減肥三星期❤️
[ChuanHang service, good food, eat the meal, reduce weight three weeks ❤ ️]
影，視，歌，廣告，演出，工作聯繫， 王思（經紀人） email：@qq(非誠勿擾）感謝
爱和自由1：下班回来搓了两条棍子，%天然酵母哒[馋嘴]
[Go off work back rub two sticks, % of natural yeast dalai [available]]
烘焙症候者，深入骨髓。不提供购买建议，相关提问恕不回复。
许川：厉害了我的哥[笑cry]
[Much my brother [laugh cry]]
只要川哥在，世界充满爱
内涵姐：没有对比就没有伤害，笑死我了！[笑cry]#搞笑幽默# tRfFnrI
[No comparison, no damage, killing me! [laughing cry] # # tRfFnrI funny humor]
微博知名博主 微博签约自媒体联系q
裸睡蜀黍：那些明人碉堡的瞬间，都是史诗级的啊！[摊手][摊手][摊手]怎么没有收录马云爸爸的瞬间！tRfkIg
[The celebrities in fort moments, is epic! [stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand] wasnt included ma father moment! tRfkIg]
要乖乖才可以摸摸哒
HORMONES1106_吴亦凡个站：#吴亦凡# 本來想在感恩節發圖，表達一下感謝的心意，不過當天忙得十一點多才到家⋯⋯感謝遲到了，不過感恩的心情還是一樣的，希望我感謝的對象們，能感受到我的謝意～ ps 第二張好帥啊
[# # queer wu wanted to send figure on Thanksgiving, gratitude the thoughts, but on the day of the busy more than eleven o clock got home late... Thank you, but feeling thankful is still the same, I thank the subjects of hope, can feel my thanks ~ ps second so handsome]
Step by step you lead us; step by step we follow you all our days.
凤凰卫视：#韩国政坛危机#【韩国民众雨中集会 要求朴槿惠辞职】韩国总统朴槿惠“亲信干政”持续发酵，相关丑闻每天挤满韩国媒体。日，韩国万民众在首尔光化门广场举行第五轮烛光集会，人数创下新高，并走上街头游行。
[# # south Korean politics crisis [south koreans rally want park geun-hye to resign 】 in the rain, South Koreas President, park geun-hye interventions people close to the continuous fermentation, every day full of south Korean media related scandal. In Seoul, South Korea, thousands of people photochemical square held the fifth round candlelight rally, the number of hit record highs, and the streets.]
拉近全球华人距离
叫我大表哥好吗好的：从外面跑回家，过了饭点，我自己边吃边看电视，爷爷午睡醒来看见我乐开了花，他指了指桌子上，你吃瓜子啊…我说好，但我怕上火就没吃，一直在桌子上放着…
刚才爷爷又跟我说，你不吃瓜子吗？麻麻跟我说我爷找了个尖头小钳子，一个个扒的，我赶紧一仰头都干了，这就是爱啊…说也说不清楚…
[Run home from the outside, and after a meal, I eat while watching TV, my grandfather made a merry nap, saw me, he pointed to the table, you eat melon seeds... I said yes, but I am afraid of lose dont eat, has been lying on the table... < br > just now, my grandfather told me again, you dont eat sunflower seeds? Mommy told me that I had a pointed tweezers, ye find one steak, I hasten to an upward are dry, and this is love... Said also said not clearly...]
头像即本人😳美妆美食随时切换，夏混油冬混干，属性不稳定，人格不稳定，略敏感，偶尔痘，痘印，白皮，细软发质，想起啥随时补
瓜皮的id酱：#萌萌# 我萌软软的手感好冬天膨胀了路过就想捏一捏控制不住啊
[# # MOE MOE I expansion of soft feel is good winter passed to knead a pinch of control]
小店melonpi.taobao 家有瓜皮，~是软妹（正版瓜皮只此一家）本人拍摄的任何照片未经授权严禁商用，否则追究法律责任。
新快报：这车祸太诡异了。。。死神来了即视感[骷髅][伤心] tRfonUrn
[This car accident is too strange... A god of death to the visual sense [skeleton] [sad] tRfonUrn]
《新快报》由羊城晚报报业集团主办，年月日创刊，世界日报发行量前强。爆料电话- 商务合作请联系-
这里是美国：奥斯卡提名最佳动画短片《纸人》，细腻又充满梦幻，遇见你，是最美的意外[心]tRtejiS
[Oscar nominations for best animated short, the paper men, delicate and full of fantasy, met you, is the most beautiful accident tRtejiS [heart]]
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新浪时尚：#时尚热点#【红毯直击】@周冬雨 身穿Miu Miu礼服，佩戴@Qeelin官方微博 耳环与戒指亮相#第届金马奖# 颁奖典礼红毯。
[# hot fashion # @ zhou is wearing a red carpet hitting 】 【 Miu Miu dress, wearing @ Qeelin official weibo earrings and rings at # # the first annual golden horse awards red carpet.]
新浪时尚，风格由我。
官方网址点击：fashion.sina
我跟熊孩子的日常：肿么可以这样调戏这位少年，他明明那么腼腆，那么害羞！！[嘻嘻]#熊孩子的日常#
[How can so Dally with the boy, he was so shy, so shy!!!!! [xi xi] daily # # bear children]
谁家没个熊孩子，一起和熊孩子共同成长！欢迎私信我爆出熊孩子各种趣事！微信交流：baby-xiaodi
南都娱乐周刊：范冰冰、舒淇、周冬雨、马思纯、桂纶镁、林嘉欣、林依晨……众女星盛装打扮亮相#金马奖# ，各个美美哒[心]
[Fan bingbing, shu qi, zhou, Sandra, hours, karena lam, ariel Lin... Dress up the actress appeared # # golden horse awards, various meimei dalai [heart]]
中国最佳原创娱乐杂志、中国娱乐第一刊。微信号：seweekly
综艺博主：向动物说Q 世界上毛最长的兔子 安哥拉兔 tRfkJM
[To animals said Q wool in the worlds longest rabbits Angora rabbit tRfkJM]
知名综艺娱乐博主
XIZI楊：麻烦吃一波狗粮
今天和gay里gay气的二狗五周年啦[心][心] tRfsoIu .
[Trouble eating < br > today and a wave of dog food in the gay gay gas to mark the fifth anniversary of the two dogs [heart] [heart] tRfsoIu.]
@九口花柄
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