2016年11月1日星期二

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全球热门搜罗:
    这就是你妈,劝你穿秋裤时老操心了,卧槽,简直太魔性了!!![笑cry] RVsFo
[This is your mother, advise you to wear long Johns old worry about, oh, absolutely too ones!!!!!! [laughing cry] RVsFo]

每日最佳搞笑幽默,居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

新浪军事:
    #珠海航展#第十一届珠海航展今日正式开幕,新浪军事正与@浩汉防务 @烽火议军情 在珠海现场直播飞行表演。歼战斗机即将震撼首秀,很可能将在航展现场展示低空通场、爬升、翻滚等动作。敬请观看! RVBGIhz .
[The th # # zhuhai airshow zhuhai airshow officially opened today, sinas military is working with @ HaoHan defense @ hot debate Live in zhuhai air show. Fighter jets will shock debut, is likely to be at the scene of the air show low field, climbing, rolling motion. Please watch! RVBGIhz.]

播报最热军事资讯,介绍武器装备、各国军队、军事历史等军事知识。私信开放,欢迎投稿!

新浪娱乐:
    #葛天吴莎开撕#近日,有网友讽吴莎是“公交车”,葛天回复称是知情人。日,吴莎否认整容、被包养传闻,怒斥暗讽者:“谁做谁明白。”她还称“就算婚姻不幸,也不会对前夫说‘等复婚双倍还给你’这种屁话!”葛天刚刚也发声,称不会委屈自己在婚姻里做瞎子,并喊话当面说清楚。RViJUV
[# # GeTianWu Sally to tear open recently, some netizens mock Wu Sha is bus, ge day reply say is people. , Wu Sha facial plastic surgery, was kept rumours, accosted the innuendo who know who did it. She also said that even if the unfortunate marriage, also wont said to her ex-husband wait to remarry double back to you this kind of bullshit! Ge day just voice, said wont compromise in marriage to the blind, and propaganda to clarify face to face. RViJUV]

新浪娱乐

Happy张江:
    当妈妈听说我不穿秋裤时。。。[doge]#微博爆料# RVBGGW
[When the mother heard that I dont wear long Johns... [doge] # weibo report # RVBGGW]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

回忆专用小马甲:
    #妞妞端午# 十一月了,愿大家沉迷赚钱,日渐消瘦[加油]
[# # niu dragon-boat festival in November, may everyone addicted to make money, slim down [go]]

《愿无岁月可回头》

思想聚焦:
    如何评价民谣歌手赵雷? RVBGA
[How to evaluate folk singer zhao? RVBGA]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

花宝喜事:
    我能想到最浪漫的事就是冬天窝在家里吃零食,阿宝暗戳戳的整理一堆好吃又好看的小零食,大家一起来囤货[偷笑]
[The most romantic thing I can think of is snacks at home in the winter, Po dark chuo chuo of finishing a lot of delicious and pretty small snacks, everybody together to stock up [laugh]]

愿我们的嚣张永远不会老(比心)

wu2198:
    据说,我近几个月发布的自选股,已经成为基金和私募等机构的标配了.....太可怕了,那么月份的自选股还要不要发布?我想不够万个赞的话,还是不发了! RVDwVJ
[It is said that, I free issued in recent months, has become a standard of funds and private equity institutions such as the... Is terrible, so in free release or not? I dont want to over praise, still not hair! RVDwVJ]

我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.

英国那些事儿:
    泰国的那个低成本Cosplay的小哥...... 看他最近的作品..... 感觉他又一次突破了自我..... [笑cry]
[In Thailand the low-cost Cosplay little brother... See his recent works... Once again he broke through the self... [laughing cry]]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

谷大白话:
    万圣节最萌cos组合
[The most of Halloween cos combination]

THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』

这里是美国:
    一个神奇的测试,竟然真的猜对了!到底什么原理?[疑问]RtJVT @Facebook视频君
[A magical test, actually guessed right! What principle? [question] RtJVT @ Facebook video]

环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网,世界很精彩!

李晨:
     RVBaIt .
[RVBaIt。]

做一个人生的观光客

APP菌:
    不得了!App Store终于可以支付宝了!!!狂喜乱舞💃🏼~
[Outrageous! App Store can finally pay treasure!!!! 狂喜乱舞💃🏼~]

安利你不造的APP!💨公共平台:app_jun

北京人不知道的北京事儿:
    #北京提个醒儿#【女子边看手机边下楼梯踏空摔伤…】日,一名岁左右的女士在地铁站下台阶时,因为低头看着手机,脚下踩空失去了平衡,从多级的台阶滚下去。扩散给爱低头的TA!RVRAFN
[Reminder # # Beijing 【 women watch phone while under the stair tread empty hurt... Day, around the age of a lady in subway station down the steps, because of the mobile phone, looking down at empty beneath your feet out of balance, from the steps of multistage rolled. The spread of TA to bow to love! RVRAFN]

直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

我与贱客的日常:
    父母假装吃光孩子们的万圣节糖果,看看孩子们的反应!啊哈哈哈~真是生无可恋![笑cry][摊手]
RVBGaMb

[Parents pretended to eat the childrens Halloween candy, look at the childrens reaction! Ah ha ha ha ~ was born is love! [laughing cry] [stand hand] < br > RVBGaMb]

各位骚侠,身边有人各种犯贱不?各类爆笑应有尽有,欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。

央视新闻:
    【郭川团队:全力实现船长愿望,计划将船开回】月日,中国帆船选手郭川在夏威夷海域失联。目前,在相关海域参与搜救的中国货船仍未见郭川的踪迹。同时,郭川团队也已前往夏威夷,将全力实现郭川的愿望,把三体船“中国·青岛号”开回此次航行目的地上海,最终开回郭船长的故乡青岛。不放弃!(央视记
[【 ashkandi team to achieve the captain, the plan will sail back to 】, February nd China sailing ashkandi lost in the sea of Hawaii. At present, in the relevant waters to participate in the rescue of the Chinese cargo ships are no ashkandi tracks. Ashkandi team, meanwhile, have been to Hawaii, it would fully implement ashkandi desire, the trimaran China Qingdao drive back to Shanghai, the sailing destination eventually open captain back to guos hometown of Qingdao. Dont give up! (CCTV]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

人民日报:
    【人民日报评“蓝瘦香菇”流行:我们患上了语言贫乏症】古人形容人漂亮可以用“貌比潘安”“玉树临风”,我们只会说“高富帅”“白富美”;古人表达悲伤用“我心伤悲,莫知我哀”,我们只会用“蓝瘦香菇”…如果有一天你张口闭口只会习惯性地说“高富帅”“矮穷矬”,会不会也被自己表达的匮乏惊呆了?
[[the Peoples Daily review blue thin mushroom pop we had a poor language disorder 】 the ancients described the beautiful people can use the looks than m. pei well proportioned , we will only say Grosvenor LTD handsome Bai Fu beauty; The ancients expressed sadness with my heart sorrow, dont know I cry, we will only use blue thin mushroom... If one day you open mouth silence will only habitually says Grosvenor LTD handsome short stupid , will also stunned by the lack of his expression?]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

胡楚靓:
    不知道有多少人从我从快手出来就关注我了,这几年变化很大。非常感谢到现在还在不离不弃陪伴着我的你![嘻嘻]希望我们可以一直陪伴彼此,越来越好[心]关注以后就是我的人啦![亲亲]没什么就是突然想表个白[污]
[I dont know how many people from my quick hand out to pay attention to my, changed a lot over the years. Thank you very much it is sticking with me in you! Hee hee I hope we can always accompany each other, getting better and better after [heart] concern is my people! [kiss] nothing is suddenly want to table a white [pollution]]

淘宝美妆店楚楚长大了 淘宝服装店HUCHUJING GIF快手美拍唱吧胡楚靓

复古老照片:
    你好 十一月 转走会有好事发生🌼
[How are you in November 转走会有好事发生🌼]

怀旧,不是因为那个时代那么好,而是那个时候,你还年轻。

Bags包先生:
    #包先生新包一览#
路易威登最新的World Tour系列真好看,Louis Vuitton一次次贡献出很精彩很年轻的老花系列设计,大家喜欢嘛?

[# # Mr Bao new package list < br > Louis Vuitton new World Tour series is good-looking, Louis Vuitton has contributed very wonderful young old flower series design, you like them?]

不代购,只推荐,爱包包的时尚博主. WX bagsbaoxiansheng. instagrammrbagss 联系mrbags@.com

全球创意搜罗:
    还能不能相信自己眼睛了![吃惊] 超逼真D绘画集锦! RqmYBLM
[Still cant believe my eyes! [surprised] hyper-realistic D painting collection! RqmYBLM]

★ 好奇的小眼睛,致力于发现生活最有趣的创意。

幽灵木偶偶:
    分享图片
[Share photos]

美妆 ckmz.taobao.com 五金mengyou.taobao.com 商务VXSR_LuoBo 公众youlingmoo

妖妖小精:
    据说这只喵只要一把镜头对准它,就会举起胳膊做这个姿势⋯⋯原因不明
[It is said that the meow only as long as a camera, it will raise arm to do this pose... For unknown reasons]

◆长期搞笑◆非常有趣◆业余时间译制漫画,更新时多时少(部分内容因查找无力未能标明作者,非常抱歉,望见谅!欢迎随时指正!)

我的前任是个极品:
    国外一铲屎的表示家里的喵星人每天一大早都会想找他玩,被他拒之门外。有天喵在门后发现了这个。。。于是噩梦开始了,每天喵都会像定时闹钟一样叫他起床。[二哈]RVBAGg
[A shovel excrement said home abroad meow star people will want to look for him to play in the early morning every day, he turned away. One day meow found behind the door this... Then a nightmare start every meow like a regular alarm clock told him to get up. [two ha] RVBAGg]

我们不一定要完美的爱情,但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣!私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧!发泄内心的负能量!

花花-Yumi:
    小小的一丢丢一丢丢而已,宝宝们喜欢哪个留言告诉我?抽位幸运宝宝送哦🌟🌟🌟
[Small a diu diu diu diu, babies like which leave a message to tell me? 抽位幸运宝宝送哦🌟🌟🌟]

店铺名 Alicewang 网址httpsshop.taobao.com

共青团中央:
    听说,脸越大才能混的越好![兔子]#厉害了我的国# @中科院之声 RVBycL
[Heard that, the bigger the face can be mixed, the better! [the rabbit] # @ # much my countries RVBycL voice of the Chinese academy of sciences]

环球时报:
    啊啊啊啊啊啊 RVBS .
[Sigh agghh RVBS.]

报道多元世界 解读复杂中国

一起神吐槽:
    主动久了会累,失望多了也就不爱了吧[拜拜]
[Active long will be tired, disappointed also you no longer love [bynum]]

你造么不吐槽的人生都不完整。关注后膝盖易碎,节操必失,三观毁尽...

白菜:
    [二哈]中了的话留言哦RVThxWS
[In [,] the message oh RVThxWS]

我是小白~专注各种白菜安利~

暴走漫画:
    只有真正的玩家会理解
[The only real players will understand]

常规合作:hezuo@baozou.com 《暴走大事件》内游戏类合作:baozouyouxi@inacg.cn

秒拍:
    踏破铁鞋无觅处,你妈喊你穿秋裤![doge]#秒拍#@小布的日常生活 同一个世界同一个妈[摊手]→RVHod
[The you find place, your mama calls you wear long Johns! [doge] # s # @ the daily life of small cloth One world one mother [stand hand] - > RVHod]

秒拍-秒拍大片!众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版:www.miaopai.com下载秒拍:www.miaopai.comdownload

与欧洲有关的一切:
    【撑了几千年的伞,就这样被反转了!】英国岁的航空工程师Jenan Kazim,因丈母娘总抱怨下雨天进门后雨水弄湿家里地板,于是研发了一种打开与合拢方向完全相反的反向折叠伞。收伞后不会滴水,开车时也不用担心上下车那一瞬间被淋了。戳视频↓↓这个创意,你打几分?RVIsP @封面新闻
[【 an umbrella for thousands of years, so be reversed!] - year - old British aeronautical engineer Jenan Kazim, because the mother-in-law always complain after taking the door on rainy days the rain wet floor in the home, and developed a kind of open and closed completely opposite direction reverse folding umbrella. Closed after an umbrella will not drop, also need not worry about getting in that instant when driving was caught in the rain. Poke video left left the idea, you? RVIsP @ cover the news]

环球网欧洲记者站,为你提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的欧洲新闻资讯。环球网,世界很精彩!

全球奇异事件:
    愿所有看到这张图片的人。[心]
[Let all the people who saw this picture. [heart]]

发现世界新奇趣事儿~(o゜ω゜o)合作QQ

当时我就震惊了:
    马里奥掉进地底下后,会发生什么?油管达人制作了一个《超级马里奥》落入地底的视频,马里奥的地下世界简直就像电影一样精彩![哆啦A梦吃惊]RVBturG
[Mario after falling into the ground, what happens? Tubing talent made a super Mario fall into underground video, Mario underground world like movie wonderful! [doraemon surprised] RVBturG]

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