TEST BY SENRSL: Growth, is a constant feel oneself is a silly force of the process before! QQ, WeChat ID sixiangjuj

思想聚焦：
情侣相处最佳模式。
[Couples get along the best model.]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

爱奇艺：
看过了太多失忆的梗，你看过女一男一男二统统失忆的剧吗？看够了霸道总裁和灰姑娘的狗血，这次势均力敌、不能将就的爱情，准备好吞下狗粮了没？逗比却靠谱的警察，罪孽却坚持信仰的罪犯？这满满的新奇套路，我只服甜宠悬爱大剧#美人为馅#，警匪片的另一种打开方式！ RVcBU
[Have seen too much memory loss of stem, have you seen the girl a man and a male two drama that has lost all? Seen enough dominating blood Cinderella and President of a dog, the close, cant do love, ready to swallow a dog food? Funny than on police, sin insisted on faith criminals? This novel full routines, I only take sweet love dandle suspension play # # beautiful artificial filling, crime and open another way! RVcBU]

爱奇艺，中国第一影视门户。

微博搞笑排行榜：
国外某海洋馆的摄像监控记录：一群海鸟站在岸边，一头鲸鱼游过来，吐出一只小鱼给海鸟吃，最后...这结局太感人了！[拜拜]
[Some aquarium video record abroad a group of birds stand on the shore, a whale swam, spit out a small fish eat for seabirds, finally... This result is touching! [bynum]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

股社区：
我竟然已经写了条微博了，好家伙，就算一条平均字那也是万，何况我还有很多数千字的原创长文，大概全部加起来相当于在微博上写了三四部金瓶梅，这对于一个几乎纯原创号来说多不容易，我真是个话唠。五年来我一路成长，亲身与万千网友经历了中国证券业的沧海桑田，写的一万篇微博里虽然有很
[Article I had written the weibo, what a guy, even if an average word that is all, and thousands of words I have a lot of original long, probably all add up to the equivalent of three or four of jin ping mei was written on the weibo, it more for an almost pure original number is not easy, Im such a talker. In five years I grew up all the way, personally with myriad Internet users experience the passage of the Chinese securities industry, written in ten thousand although there are in weibo]

有可能是被抄袭次数最多的证券微博。微信号：gushequ

人民日报：
【高清大图来了！歼-隐形战机首秀！酷毙了！[威武]】月日，广东珠海，空军试飞员驾驶两架歼-进行飞行展示，这是中国自主研制的新一代隐身战斗机首次公开亮相。世界上目前服役的第五代战机只有美国的F-和F-。歼-的研制正在按计划推进，将进一步提升我空军综合作战能力。（图自视觉中国）
[【 high clearly the figure come! Annihilates - stealth fighter debut! Cool! [power]] month, in zhuhai, guangdong province, the air force test pilot flying two fighters - to show, this is Chinas first public appearance a new generation of stealth fighter. Currently serving in the world of the fifth generation fighter F - and F - only the United States. Annihilates - development is pushing as planned, will further enhance my ability comprehensive air combat. (FIG. Since visual China)]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

冷笑话精选：
他还只是个孩子啊……一定要看完！哈哈哈最后亮了[doge]
[He was just a baby... Be sure to read! Ha ha ha finally lit [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
十里堡华堂和太阳宫百盛今日同时关门撤店！[蜡烛][蜡烛][蜡烛]
[Parkson television ITO and sun palace today also shut off shop! [candle] [candle] [candle]]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

热门搞笑排行榜：
听说你不想穿秋裤时，你妈操碎了心，哈哈哈哈太魔性了！[doge]RVBcaqR
[I heard that you dont want to wear long Johns, your mama fuck broken heart, ha ha ha ha too ones! [doge] RVBcaqR]

关注@热门搞笑排行榜，获得每日新鲜笑料...^_^【扣扣：】

Sy__Jessica：
Esquire Singapore ❤️
[《时尚先生》新加坡❤️]

一起神回复：
“有人喜欢你吗？”愿我们都能遇到这样一个人[心]
[Someone like you? May we all encounter such a person [heart]]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。

我的前任是极品：
以貌取人，其实很公平
[Judge a person by his appearance, actually very fair]

【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】

电影士：
#电影安利# 陈冠希真是帅到爆炸，分享一个他的电影作品混剪视频，有颜值有演技，最后那一笑绝了，真是帅到爆炸（cr.少双同学）RVWxsq
[# # film amway Edison Chen is really handsome to explode, share a movie of his works mix cut video, appearance level acting, the last laugh off, is really handsome to blast RVWxsq (cr) less double classmate)]

你想看的，想知道的电影讯息我这都有。

洋葱日报社：
【辟谣！没性生活没有被认定为残疾】今天，世卫组织召开发布会否定了没性生活被认定为残疾的说法，表示他们从来没有制定这种认定标准的计划。世卫组织称，性生活是人类繁衍的基础，是每个人轻轻松松就可获得的享受，岁后还没有过性生活的人不应算作残疾人，而是直接不算人，是The walking dead。
[【 rumours! No sex life has not been identified as disabled 】 today, who held a conference denied not sex was identified as disabled, said they never make the standards of the plan. Who said, sexual life is The foundation of human reproduction, and is easily everyone can enjoy, havent had sex after The age of people should not be counted as The disabled, but not directly, is The walking dead.]

反正我们的新闻都是假新闻。

央视新闻：
#中国航展#【视频：心潮澎湃！翘首期待的歼-来了！】今天上午，由中国人自主研发的新一代隐身战斗机歼-，在第届中国航展上震撼登场。两架新型战机双机编队出场，随着飞机轰鸣，你的心为之震动了吗？[威武][威武]转起，收藏这激动人心的时刻！RVBIBi
[# # China show the video the surge of emotion surge! Looking forward to the fighter has come! This morning, by the Chinese independent research and development of a new generation stealth fighter jet fighter, in the first session of Chinas airshow shock. Two new aircraft fleet of two appearances, with jets, to shock your heart? [power] [power] turn up, collect this exciting moment! RVBIBi]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

共青团中央：
“我们拥有大批F-和一些F-战机，而中国在年之前不会拥有第四代战机。并且，等到年这一差距只会加大。”——美国国防部长罗伯特·盖茨，年月日。今天，#珠海航展#，歼首次公开亮相，距盖茨发表上述言论天。谢谢你们曾经看轻我，让我不低头，更精彩地活！
[We have a large number of F - and some of the F - jets to China in the years before will not have a fourth generation fighter. And wait for years that gap will only increase. U.S. defense secretary Robert gates, (date) (month) (year). Today, # # zhuhai airshow, annihilates his first public appearance, is apart from the gatess comments. Thank you for your ever underestimate me, let me do not bow, more wonderful live!]

中国篮球：
关于每个赛季必然要冒出来的其他品牌签约球员喷李宁鞋的事情：

. 李宁花了亿买了CBA装备的赞助权，然后按照合同的规定（注意人家是按照合同办事），要求全部球员都穿自己的装备，然后很多人说李宁你这是霸王条款，你这是害球员。其他品牌不愿意花钱买赞助权，仍然想让球员穿自己品牌的装备，球迷说
[About each season are bound to come out of the other brands signing for jet li ning shoes < br > < br > the Li Ninghua bought CBA kit sponsorship, then in accordance with the provisions of the contract (note the somebody else is according to the contract), require all players to wear their own equipment, and then a lot of people said li ning, you this is the overlord terms, this is you harm. Other brands are not willing to spend money on sponsorship, still want players to wear their own brand equipment, fan said]

欢迎私信爆料，段子、视频、明星八卦等等。

叶一茜：
你好，十一月[鲜花]
[Hi, November (flowers)]

工作事宜请联系郝小姐邮箱：haowenjing@.com

北美吐槽君：
“男友总是提及他已逝的前任，完全不顾我的感受”后续。原帖图二。（原帖传送门：RVBcDm ）
[Her boyfriend always mention his late predecessor, completely disregarded my feelings follow-up. The special two. (pole portal RVBcDm)]

吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon.com】

我和表妹的极品事：
华晨宇创意改编《我的滑板鞋》年度强力RAP，baby们不服不行啊！[赞]RVunhQX
[Brilliance yu creative adaptation of annual power RAP my skateboard shoes, baby when theres no way! [who] RVunhQX]

走着走着，你突然被爆菊了；爆着爆着，你突然笑了.....哈哈哈！合作Q

想念熊：
“不是我喜欢的样子你都有，而是你的样子我都喜欢~” #想念熊# 小剧场
[Not I like to look like you are, but I like you ~ miss bear # # theater]

萌到宇宙。公众号lovemissubear天猫店： missubear.tmall.com 爱你

知呼酱：
无聊时可以做的件事
[Can do boring things]

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城城AI：
要不要我公开实盘？我上午新入一个高送转！不过贴单出来，会不会被人骂找人抬轿？？？？
[Do you want me to open? I am new into a high to turn! But single out, will be scold get to...??????]

如果每年都翻一倍，十年后。。

Alex是大叔：
#Alex星座运势#月月运来了，本月海王逆行结束，在四个月的时间你已经逐渐从“自我欺骗”“糖衣炮弹”和对情、对事的理想主义中逐渐苏醒过来了（因为你经历了欺骗）。月火星换座，木天冥格局展开——唯有勇气、决心才能获得想要的回报。转发沾沾月的好运气@Hello悦己 RVBcrz
[Alex constellation chart # # shipped yueyue, Neptune retrograde end of this month, in four months you have gradually from self-deception sugar-coated cannonball , and to love, to gradually awaken in the matter of idealism (because you have experienced cheating). Ghost month Mars in bridge, wood day pattern -- only the courage and determination to get want to return. Forward good luck @ Hello yue oneself be month RVBcrz]

杨綋堃，公众微信astro_alex |工作邀约请邮件：alex.studio@foxmail.com | 我是看星星的人，遇到你真好。✨

萌宠物的逗比日常：
如果你交了一个调皮的女朋友的话，以后的生活可能会是这样的[笑cry]人绝对可以貌相，动物也一样[笑cry]看看某人的目光，感觉在说怎么没有人说过要娶我[摊手]
[If you had a naughty girlfriend, later life might be like [laugh cry] absolutely can judge a tree by its bark, it is the same with animals [laugh cry] look at someones eyes, the feeling in say how no one said to marry me [stand hand]]

每天分享各种萌宠物趣事，爱生活，爱萌宠的童鞋记得关注，我们一起成长!

新浪军事：
#珠海航展#【歼飞行表演精彩图片抢先看】话不多说，上图。
[# # the zhuhai airshow performance fighters flying pictures first 】【 few words said, the picture above.]

播报最热军事资讯，介绍武器装备、各国军队、军事历史等军事知识。私信开放，欢迎投稿！

旅者志：
听说我不想穿秋裤时的我妈[doge] RVxsk
[Heard that I dont want to wear my mother [doge] RVxsk Johns]

华丽视觉盛宴，精彩感动瞬间！（摄影插画旅行文学）合作QQ

Houson猴姆：
美啊！艾玛·沃特森现身Harpers Bazaar年度女性盛典极清美图大赏！！[色][亲亲]
[O beauty! Emma Watson on Harpers Bazaars woman of the year awards extremely clear temptation is great reward!! [color] [kiss]]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！

热门搞笑糗事榜：
情侣们在一起半个月 VS 在一起一年后的区别[笑cry]人绝对不可以貌相啊RtnkOY
[VS couples together for half a month in a year later, the difference between [laugh cry] RtnkOY o absolutely cant judge a tree by its bark]

知名搞笑幽默博主

视觉酱：
看了这个错位摄影视频之后，我再也不敢相信自己的眼睛了！！ RyCBrFE
[After watching the dislocation photography video, I dare not believe my eyes!! RyCBrFE]

横看成岭侧成峰，远近高低各不同。

日式冷吐槽：
【日式冷吐槽】之互动冷吐槽：请配吐槽语~
[The interaction of Japanese cold jokes 】【 cold jokes please ~ with ridicule language]

取材自bokete.jp，有部分乱翻改编，欢迎随时吐槽、投稿~~

我的前任是个极品：
来自Ailish Octigan的万圣节妆扮，太赞了！
[From Ailish Octigan Halloween dress up, so good!]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

大神说：
你认识的遭遇家暴的人后来怎么样了？#大神推荐#
[Do you know anyone who experience domestic violence later? # # great god recommended]

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八哥专用：
刘翔前妻葛天和现任吴莎矛盾升级，再次撕逼！起初网友在葛天微博下评论：你输给了公交车。葛天回复：看来你是知情人。吴莎随后回应：暗讽没意思！我没被包养过，没处心积虑的骗婚，没想过骗钱，谁做过谁明白！箭头暗指葛天，随后葛天隔空喊话：我没有假孕骗婚，谁造谣谁不得好死！[衰]刘翔不出来管管么
[Lius ex-wife GeTianHe current Wu Sha contradiction upgrade, fight again! At first net friend under the ge day weibo comments you lost to the bus. Ge day reply it seems you are person. Wu Sha then response sideswipe boring! Im not been kept, not deliberate scams, never want to cheat money, who made who understand! Arrow refers to ge days, then ge day every song words I dont have a pseudopregnancy scams, who disinformation who die! Dont [failure] liu xiang to manage]