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冷笑话精选：
输入法都是神经病……来感受下，这回它会怎么“搞”[二哈]
[Input method is mental derangement... How to feel, this time it will make ,]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

头条新闻：
#万象#【台湾留学生不满冰岛称其中国籍护照被改无国籍】据台媒报道，台湾一名赴冰岛女留学生不满当地居留证“国籍”一项被注明“中国”，要求冰岛政府机构将此改为“台湾”。该女生在与冰岛政府沟通个多月后，其新居留证“国籍”一览被列为“无国籍”。tRfcmM
[All # # 【 Taiwan students said Iceland which nationality Passport was rescheduled stateless according to Taiwan media reports, a Taiwanese female students in Iceland with local residence permit a nationality was marked China, asked the Icelandic government agencies will change this to Taiwan. The girl is in communication with the government of Iceland after more than a month, the new residence permit nationality is listed as stateless. tRfcmM]

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趣闻幽默吐槽：
#少女自拍坠亡# 太疯狂了！
俄罗斯一名岁的女学生奥克萨娜，
因在公寓楼的层阳台栏杆上为求点赞
进行高难度自拍而坠楼身亡。
不要拿生命开玩笑，谨慎玩极限运动！
看这个视频你就知道了什么叫用生命在自拍了
tRuurCA
[# # girl take dropping dead too crazy! Russia at the age of a female student, storm, in the apartment floor balcony railing for thumb up to take difficult and fell to his death. dont make fun of life, careful play extreme sports! watch this video, you will know what call in with life take tRuurCA]

✯✰✰✯恰似弱水三千❒❑❐❏只为博一笑

锦鲤大王：
#大王睡了# 晚安周日。愿望交给锦鲤们，你只管努力就行，握鳍。*。Ｏ。ｏ〇。〇Ｏｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。Ｏｏ。*。。*。Ｏｏｏ。*。ｏ〇Ｏｏ。*ｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏｏ〇。〇Ｏｏ。*ｏ。*。ＯｏＯ。*Ｏｏ。ｏ。*Ｏ*。ｏ。*。ｏＯｏ。ｏ。*Ｏ*ｏ。*。Ｏｏ。*。ｏ。*。Ｏｏ。*。ｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏｏ。
[# # king bed good night on Sunday. Wish to brocade carp, you just hard line, fin. *. O. O . Oo. * Oo. *. Oo. * Oo. *. Oo. . *. *. Ooo. *. O Oo. * o. * Oo. *. Oo . Oo. * o. *. OoO. * Oo. O. * O *. O. *. OOo. O. * O * O. *. Oo. *. O. *. Oo. *. O. * Oo. *. Oo.]

大王神秘某宝店 jldw.taobao ~~~~锦鲤图原作者 Jill johansen~~~~

微博搞笑排行榜：
评论显示被删除，绝大部份情况都是删了微博。如果被限流，我会转一条转给首页刷不到话题的朋友。如果这条也限流，过后我可能把这条也删了。如果你评论在转发里，就会显示评论被删除。我之前也提醒过新(zha)浪啥时候能把这个提醒改掉，比如改成原微博已删除？说被我删评论的，百分之九十九点九九都是
[Comments show deleted, most cases are deleted. If the current limit, I will turn a brush to the home page is less than the topic of friends. If the current limit, after I could get this article also deleted. If you comment in the forward, will show comment is deleted. I also remind before new wave (zha) what time will the remind of, such as changing the original weibo deleted? Say I delete comments, ninety-nine point nine percent are]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

李宇春疯狂工作室：
我要如最初的那个西门少年，不畏流血不惧流言不停奋力奔跑下去。 #西门少年李宇春#
[Simon, Im going to like the original not afraid of bloodshed not afraid gossip constantly strive to run down. Simon young li # #]

李宇春工作室官方微博、官方Instagram：liyuchun.official

思想聚焦：
胡歌∣不把自己看的太重的时候，才不会把生命看的太轻。 tRfoVr
[Their arrival ∣ dont put too much weight on yourself, dont look too light of life. tRfoVr]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

岳云鹏：
好开心啊
[Very happy!]

工作以及邀约请联系经纪人王俣钦先生：max.w@vip.

娱乐圈扒姐：
第四次朴槿惠下台示威烛光集会现场，示威群众一起唱《你不要担心》。这首歌是《请回答》的一首ost。天呐，不知道的会以为是演唱会现场，这应援真是服气。 tRfiiYkf
[Fourth step down park geun-hye demonstrations candlelight rally, demonstrators sang. you dont worry about it. One of the song is please respond ost. God, do not know will think is concert scene, the who is convinced. tRfiiYkf]

Bitch，我正盯着你呢.爆料请私信

扒圈圈：
孙燕姿演唱会突然话筒失灵，她只好萌萌哒摆手，然而伴奏响起的瞬间，全场自发万人大合唱，而且出乎意料的整齐[心][心]这感觉真好，真的是一代人热血青春的回放，满满的感动啊～
tRfiscc
[Stefanie sun concert suddenly phone failure, she had to lovely motioning with his hand, accompaniment of moment, however, to the spontaneous ten thousand people chorus, neat and unexpected [heart] [heart] it feels good, true blood is a generation of youth playback, full touched ~ tRfiscc]

知名神秘男子

英国报姐：
英国Metro评选出的上周精彩图片
[The UK Metro selected last week wonderful pictures]

订阅号：ukuk,国外各种好玩哒，我啥都发~【注：玻璃心，喜释梗，广告狗

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
#北京事儿#【网曝奔驰中国高管出口辱华抢占车位向路人喷辣椒水】@北京人捍卫北京城：网曝今日中午点左右，在北京顺义中央别墅区发生了一起外国公司驻华高管在众目睽睽之下的辱华事件。后经核实，该外籍男子为德国奔驰汽车驻中国高管，名为Rainer Gartner。他在抢占中国车主车位后，还大声叫嚣：“I
[# # about Beijing 【 net exposure Benz China executive export preemption parking humiliating to China Sprayed pepper spray 】 @ from Beijing to defend the city from a passerby net exposure o clock at noon today, in the middle of the Beijing shunyi villa with foreign companies in China have taken place in the shame of China under the eyes of the event. After verification, the foreign man in Germany mercedes-benz executives in China, called Rainer Gartner. He after seizing the owner parking and shouts I]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

喵星人的喵星球：
猫麻麻刚生完猫宝宝，猫粑粑就立马过来又亲又舔，好像在说：老婆大人辛苦了...么么哒！
[Cat gave birth to the baby cats, hemp MaGang BaBa immediately come and kiss and lick, as if to say my wife hard... Mua!!!]

做一只，有态度的喵星人。微信号：lovecatfun

我的朋友是个呆B：
菠萝船之照烧鸡腿饭，一个菠萝做一份一人一半，好吃放毒又虐狗，可以一试tRfaYV
[Pineapple boat as chicken leg rice, a pineapple do a one person half, delicious poison and abuse, tRfaYV can a try]

其实，我是一个卖披萨的。

买买小天使：
说说你最近的心愿吧，会实现的！
[I tell me something about your recent desire, will come true!]

自从关注了买买小天使后，你越来越美了，专注种草安利！

我和贱人的狗血经历：
一家人发誓要讲英文，猜中了开头，却没猜中结尾[笑cry]tRfIYjuX
[Family has vowed to speak English, guessed the beginning, not guess the end [laugh cry] tRfIYjuX]

生活是一朵洒满狗血的悲菊,随时等待被人完爆!私人微博业界良心有事私信

豆瓣说：
新婚五天的嫂子在家结束了生命，到底谁的错？
[New sister-in-law five days at home over life, whos fault?]

嘻嘻

新浪四川：
【天甩掉小肚腩一起动起来吧！[耶]】减腹动作那么多，其实只需要这个。分钟个高强度减腹动作，让腹部力量发挥到极致！新手第一次练习也能燃烧大卡！每个做次，中间休息秒！每天练一次，你会发现你的人生跟开挂了一样！tRVODFZ
[【 day dump XiaoDu belly move together! [and]] reduced abdominal motion so much, really only need this. Minutes of a high strength reduced abdominal motion, make abdominal strength to the limit! Novice first practice can also burn calories! Each time, the interval seconds! Practice every day at a time, youll find that your life is like a hang up! tRVODFZ]

新浪四川立足四川，辐射西南，为四川及西南地区网民提供本地特色资讯和国内外重要资讯。公众号：sinasc

女汉纸爱穿高跟鞋：
东北话版野子——道贼滑，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈贼好听！[笑cry]#治愈不开心#tRfDl
[Northeast words wild child - a thief slip, a thief ha ha ha ha ha ha ha good to listen! [laughing cry] # # cure unhappiness tRfDl]

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爱啃梨的星际碎片：
晚安[摊手]
[Good night [stand hand]]

爱啃梨，一辈子离不开的维生素。个人品牌店：kenneth-london.taobao 工作联系：dear_quintus@foxmail或助理邹小姐：

何炅：
开始了吗？@头号惊喜 #初次见面请多关照##帮我看# @信shin @CoCo李玟 @蒋欣 @王嘉尔 @魏大勋 @BIGBIG张大大
[Get started? @ # surprise first met success # # please helps me see shin @ # @ letter CoCo CoCo lee @ rulu @ Wang Jiaer @ @ BIGBIG zhang greatly by wei big]

电影工厂：
岁月啊~
[The years ~]

主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！

娱大神：
关于林丹，我的妈，这个视频是谁做的！哈哈哈哈神剪接啊！tRfJltEO
[About Lin, my mom, who is this video! Ha ha ha ha god splicing! tRfJltEO]

八卦明星丨点评娱乐圈丨综艺影视资讯丨工作邮箱：yuledashen@

Happy张江：
什么鬼，蜜之笑点。我也不知道为什么，就是笑的停不下来了[笑cry]#我的单身情歌# tRfvl
[What the hell, honey. I dont know why, is cant stop laughing [laugh cry] # # I single song tRfvl]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

刘忻：
#假人挑战##校园假人挑战# 今天玩得好开心，你们呐[羞嗒嗒][羞嗒嗒][羞嗒嗒]感谢@咪咕音乐乐山的你们棒棒哒，下次见咯[心][心][心] tRfSsr .
[# dummy challenge dummies challenge # # # campus play very happy today, you shout [shame clicking] [shame clicking] [shame clicking] thank @ Migu music you stick the dalai in leshan, see you next time cough up [heart] [heart] [heart] tRfSsr.]

工作事宜请联系：徐靓微信：xuliang 请警惕他人恶意冒充

城南邮局：
#邮局夜话# “她怎么又生气了？？哄不好算了。打游戏去了[二哈]”
[# # post office night how is she angry?? Bad forget it. Playing video games went to [,]]

你的故事是一封信，我是邮差(•́ ₃ •̀)

秒拍：
一家人约定只讲英文，否则罚钱！猜中了开头却没有猜到结尾，笑惨了！[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]#秒拍#完整戳→tRfveW
[The family agreed only speak English, otherwise the penalty money! Guessed the beginning did not guess the ending, laughter is terrible! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry] # # s take full stamp - tRfveW]

秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload

设计目录：
山靜似太古，日長如小年......
[Mountain static swire, day long as off-year...]

最美微雜志。東方的、生活的

环球时报：
【我大中华最好吃的小吃都在这里了！[色]】炒肝、酸辣粉、生煎、胡辣汤…近日，首届中国金牌旅游小吃颁奖礼在京举行，个地方小吃摘得“金牌”。现奉上获奖小吃名单！来看看有你家乡的吗？你最爱吃哪个？还有哪款小吃没有上榜让你表示不服？吃货们赶快收藏↓简直一份旅游美食攻略啊！[围观]
[【 I greater China is the most delicious snacks are all here! [color]] food is MMMMMMM... delicious, hot and sour powder, Fried, hu hot soup... Recently, the China gold tourist snack ceremony held in Beijing, a local snacks won the gold medal. We are in the snack winners! To see in your hometown? Which do you favorite? What kind of snack with no on the list? Foodies collection quickly left just a tourist food guide! [watch]]

报道多元世界解读复杂中国

这个微博有点贱：
长度米！贪吃蛇大作战他已经玩的霸屏了 tRfxtzfC
[The length of the meters! He has been playing the bully snake against the tRfxtzfC screen]

我鼻子这么大你要跟我玩咩o(╯□╰)o

许灵子：
其实你可以，只是你太懒。
[In fact you can, just you are too lazy.]

祝你好运（📮@qq工作联系）

画片集：
天地之间，离群索居。
[Between heaven and earth, live in isolation.]

微信公众号：huapianji 深圳摄影群

英国那些事儿：
他假装自己岁..... 成功地成为学校里的人生赢家...... 然而，还是被捕了.....
[He pretend to be old... Successfully become a winner in life in school... Still, was arrested...]