2016年11月5日星期六

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北美吐槽君:
    “我就是抢别人男人的妖艳贱货”
[I just steal the mans enchanting bitch]

吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

黄致列HCY:
    잘 도착했어요^^ 환영해주셔서 큰 감동을 받았어요
야시장도 너무 재미있었구요^^ I love you~[心]
安全到达了^^ 非常感动烈火们的迎接,夜市也非常好玩^^ I love you~[心]



经纪人迪文 工作联系邮箱:@qq

jwkwkksndnndnnskskskks:
    这么晚没人了吧 word的min好美
[So late no one words min was beautiful]

趣味贩卖机:
    #片语# “什么是我爱你 就是我可以对你好 也可以对别人好 但是有些东西我只能给你 有些事情我只能为你做 就算你不要 我也给不了别人”
[# # phrase what is I love you is that I can to you can be good to others But there are some things I can only give you some things I can do for you even if you dont I also can not give others]

这是一个好玩儿的微博~(推广请私信)

一起神回复:
    #神回卧谈会# 叫男朋友帮我充话费他才给我充……
[# # god back into slumber will call boyfriend he didnt give me help me to fill the phone charger...]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。

我是种草囤货菌:
    做不到只拥有一支口红的点赞[微笑]
[Do not only have a lipstick thumb up [smiles]]

我是种草囤货菌 (。・ω・) 拔草不吃土,省钱囤好货! (•́ ₃ •̀)广告合作QQ联系:

人民网:
    你的同桌是什么类型________?(图转自@快把我哥带走 )
[What is your deskmate type _____? (figure from @ fast and take away my brother)]

报道全球 传播中国

网红揭秘:
    一位妹子自己爆料跟laughing哥谢天华睡了,laughing哥好绅士好温柔,器大活好,吻技也是到不行...
[A sister to sleep with brother laughing laughing, laughing elder brother good gentleman good gentle, big live good, kiss is enough to...]

如果我发有关明星的,请不要纠结我的微博名,因为这里就是一个八卦的地方~

世界搞笑排行榜:
    有多少人晚上的睡觉的姿势是这样的? [笑cry]
[How many people are there in the evening sleeping posture is this? [laughing cry]]

搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、邪恶、亮点内容。 合作联系qq

幕斯:
    你们睡了吗?
[Did you sleep?]

漫画作者,作品有《爱的比热容》《无期之约》,《小丑丹尼》连载中.

崔永元:
    听王大妈给我说,转基因改名了,叫精准育种技术。
[Listen to Wang Dama said to me, genetically modified (gm) name, called accurate breeding technology.]

不二大叔说:
    这个社会只尊重有实力的人,没实力你对别人再好最后基本都是徒劳,别人只在乎能在你那里得到多少,所以如果你不能给予别人有帮助的东西那么你在别人的眼里就是毫无价值的,付出再多只能跟对方混个脸熟,到不了心里去。—— 北京大土豆
[This society only respect people with power, no power you last basic it is futile to others again good, others can only care about how much do you get in, so if you cant give people something to help you in the eyes of others is of no value, to pay more to mix a familiar face, only to the heart. - Beijing big potatoes]

微信公众号:dashu 让思考更有效率,让时间更有价值。

皇上您这是喜脉啊:
    王力宏是和哇哈哈矿泉水签了多少年的合同啊,感觉我上小学的时候他就一直印在上边了
[Wang lee hom is wahaha mineral water and sign a contract for many years, feeling when I was in elementary school, he has been printed on the top]

是你爹

化妆师miuo:
    这大概是未来 我能想到 最幸福的模样[二哈]
[This is probably the most happiness in the future I can think of is like [two ha]]

热爱彩妆的本少女只是一个安利工,尽可能推荐优质产品。不代购无店铺。任何化妆护肤问题欢迎随时骚扰~

LOVE金星秀:
    《蓬皮杜现代艺术大师展 -》公益讲座上,能坚持说真话的杰出艺术家金星老师,对毕加索的艺术和自由的诠释,既独到又犀利,现场反响热烈,掌声不断👏[爱你][鲜花]@金星 @奇岚qilan #金星# tRVFaABW .
[《蓬皮杜现代艺术大师展 -》公益讲座上,能坚持说真话的杰出艺术家金星老师,对毕加索的艺术和自由的诠释,既独到又犀利,现场反响热烈,掌声不断👏[爱你][鲜花]@金星 @奇岚qilan #金星# tRVFaABW.]

金星最新资讯

热手工集:
    三个字证明你是哪个省的,不许出现地名 _________________ 。
[Three words to prove which province are you from, I am grateful to forbid a place name.]

商务合作QQ:

卖女孩的HoneyCC:
    叫了水果外卖,点了份菠萝,打开袋子…大傻眼…尼玛让老子要怎么吃?[微笑]
[Called fruit take-away, went for a pineapple, open the bag... Big dumbfounded... Nima Lao tze to how to eat? [smiles]]

淘宝店铺号: 美拍:HoneyCC ins:_Honeycc_ Nice -Honeycc-

写给前任的999封情书:
    《我可以忘记你》。记忆深处的那个人常常让自己遍体鳞伤,满是狼狈。我没有爱过你,只是还怀念你。我可以忘记你,不怕想起,才算是胜利。自我拉扯保存那个秘密~tRMLBzA
[I can forget you. Deep in the memory that people often let oneself was black and blue all over, is full of mess. I have no love you, I just miss you. I can forget you, not afraid of, is a victory. Pull myself to save the secret ~ tRMLBzA]

你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

清华南都:
    周末没人陪的童鞋,留下你的地点,可以的话相互约个时间出来玩儿吧~[来]
[Weekend no one to accompany childrens shoes, leave your site, you can set up a time to each other and play ~ [to]]

躬耕于清华的南方都市人,青年人必读的活百科全书,社会学播士、情感心理学砖家

nikijae_W:
    r卡小野队+r卡勇挑七层大蛇
[R + r card card ono team carry seven layers of the serpent]

谢谢你给的爱💫Williamchan( ´▽` )美人说什么都是对的

扎头发很简单:
    愿所有看到这条微博的人 十一月好运不断
[Wish all the people who see this weibo Good luck in November]

发型对了,怎么穿都美!爱折腾头发就关注我吧!广告合作QQ联系:

创达斌5469949999:
    昨天早上,突又有了强烈的念头&欲望:若几十亿世界人们,都用[心]揣摩&发自肺腑地,低声吟唱这首[音乐]“明天会明好”…我就不信,这个世界,还会有什么仇恨&暴力&战争…[伤心][伤心][伤心]恩怨何时了?武力并不能解决问题的![握手][握手][握手][月亮][鲜花][心][礼物][音乐][音乐][音乐][微风][蜡烛]
[Yesterday morning, suddenly have a strong desire to thoughts & if the billions of people in the world, with [heart] ponder & visceral, crooning in the [music], tomorrow will be bright good... I cant believe this, the world, there will be any hatred and violence and war... [sad] [sad] [sad] when grudge? Force is not the solution! Shake hands shook hands shake hands [] [] [] [moon] [flowers] [heart] [present] [music] [music] [music] [wind] [candle]]

平常心!宁静致远!潜心修行!体恤民情!宽心做人,舍得做事…… 微信:cd (另一个备用微博号)

白菜才:
    额那个…还有没有没睡的[doge]
[The forehead that... There is a [doge] didnt sleep]

分享亏本卖的商品,一起来薅羊毛!

小麦磨面蒸馒头:
    杂志铺折订杂志
[Journal of folding book magazine]

双十一大促指挥中心。支付宝云,淘宝机器人小麦。一个破碎的我,怎么拯救一个破碎的你!

韩国me2day:
    【YouTube】#防弹少年团# <血汗泪>的Heart Show,全部接收!![心] → tRVFXTSF
[# # bulletproof YouTube 】 【 youth club < > sweat tear the Heart of the Show, all received!!!!! [heart] - > tRVFXTSF]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

思想说:
    “ 盛喜中,勿许人物。盛怒中,勿答人书。喜时之言,多失信。怒时之言,多失体。 ” —— 弘一
[ChengXi, not xu. Rage, do not answer this letter. Or, when more faithless. Anger, when more than lost. - hong yi]

【V-信号:sixiangdao 原@思想史略——独立之精神,自由之思想!】QQ:

鼓手王澜:
    彩排结束,让自己的耳朵放空一下吧!
[The rehearsal ended, let my ears empty!!!!]

人生需要绿色!个人演艺及鼓教学请私信

释不归:
    来,我给你说个笑话:百度职业道德委员会……
[, Id like you to say a joke baidu ethics committee...]

本来我也无可尊敬,也不愿受人尊敬,免得不如人意的时候,又被人摔下来。

卢昊大人:
    无处安放。
[Nowhere was laid.]

陪伴是最长情的告白。

这微博笑死我了:
    河马放屁 惊天动地[doge]
仿佛隔着屏幕都能闻到一股那啥味儿~[污]tRVkbv

[Hippo fart Great [doge] < br > as if through the screen can smell a that what ~ [pollution] tRVkbv]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •)

痞男日記:
    会在一起的人终会在一起,就像地球是圆的,无论怎么背道而驰,兜兜转转之后还是会重新相遇。以前总以为,人生最美好的是相遇,后来才明白,其实难得的是重逢。只要最后能在一起,晚点也无所谓。[心]
[Be together people come together, just like the earth is round, no matter how, cruise around after will meet again. Before always think, life is the most beautiful and good meet, afterwards just know, in fact is a rare reunion. As long as the last together, it doesnt matter later. [heart]]

愿意为你留下的一定要珍惜。

颜土豆avi:
    我是几点就躺床上来着?我问我自己。
[What time is I lay down bed? I ask myself.]

出来混就要讲信用,说了操你妈就一定要操你妈。我的DY号:sweetpotato (豆娘情话)

纯良叫兽:
    在此自责三分钟,并不打算悔改[微笑]
[In this era for three minutes, do not intend to repentance [smiles]]

关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你推广合作加QQ:

昼夜:
    tRVFahTZ 随便发一个视频,我看会不会被限流,刷得到这条的来留个言点个赞。
[TRVFahTZ literally send a video, I see will be current limiting, brush to get the light a praise to leave a message.]

【钢琴曲B站每周四投稿,微博日更,下载免费,个人使用请注明出处,严禁二次修改,严禁商用】【没有琴谱,都是简单的即兴】【不接歌会】

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