北美吐槽君:
“昨晚有人闯进我们apt什么都没偷拿着我的手机录了一段多秒的ZW视频”
[Last night someone broke into our apt steal nothing holding my phone to record more than a second ZW video]
吐槽请发私信;公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】
讲讲你为啥没睡
[Tell me why you didnt sleep]
若你喜欢怪人,那你离我远一点
#小黑的化妆教程#伴娘妆来啦!明天要去当伴娘~已经噜好妆激动的等待天明^u 祝林珊珊和大白赶紧生小小白哈哈❤️ tRfMdbTv
[# # black makeup tutorial bridesmaid makeup come! Tomorrow want to go to the bridesmaid ~ have lulu good makeup excited wait for morning ^ u ZhuLin shan and white hurriedly small white ha ha ❤ ️ tRfMdbTv]
人在韩国~正品代购美妆店 zzxiaohei.taobao [博客地址]yz.zz.blog.工作请联系 yz.zz@
富养老婆到底有多重要?写的太好了,简直直击人心啊![doge]
[How important is it to eutrophic wife? Write too good, is blunt! [doge]]
关注芯话。句句说到心坎,句句是心声!投稿合作QQ:
是____________支撑你现在还不睡的?
[Is ____________ hold support now dont you sleep?]
专注数码、科技、生活,移动互联网。
有男朋友的好处,送给单身的菇凉们。[心]
[The benefits of have a boyfriend, for single girls. [heart]]
正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼!好了,就说这么多,多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我:
【米奇,生日快乐!】陪伴我们度过童年的米老鼠今天岁啦!世界各地的朋友们都来送祝福了~ 生日快乐,米奇tRfMrniL(使用 #秒拍# 录制)
[Mickey, happy birthday! Accompany us through childhood age of Mickey Mouse today! Friends from all over the world to send blessings ~ happy birthday, mickey! [heart] (video from Twitter @ Disney) tRfMrniL (using the # # s pat recording)]
北美最大消费社区DealMoon主编
千万不要把宠物和乌龟一起养![喵喵]
[Dont put the pets, and the tortoise raise together! [meow]]
一个萌萌的gif制图匠!每天给你带来最gif的动态图 合作qq:
今天跟一个朋友友尽了,真的无法忍受这样的人!他竟然用我的充电宝给他的充电宝充电。
[End a friendship with a friend today, really cant stand such a person! He actually use my charge treasure treasure to his charge.]
感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •)
#美丢子新品预告# MAC黑五限定单品出炉。Vamplify gloss :色号Black Plum 售价刀, 同时MAC官网还将推出Virtual Kit,组合装包括 Vamplify gloss -Black Plum, Pro Longwear Lip Pencil -BespokenFor以及 Rebel Eyes Gel Liner- TopBottom ,售价刀
[# # the lost child product forecast MAC black five qualified item. Vamplify gloss, color, Black name Plum for knife, at the same time the MAC website will also introduce Virtual Kit, combined with including Vamplify gloss - Black name Plum, Pro Longwear Lip Pencil - BespokenFor and Rebel Eyes Gel Liner - TopBottom, price is a knife]
北美找丢网DealAm旗下美容频道, 北美第一的护肤彩妆分享主页。
【圈内闻】Kendall Jenner登上柯登秀,两人互问对方非常私人的问题,答不上来就要吃掉桌上的一样食物。食物选项都是鸟唾沫,三文鱼的精液,牛的生殖器,还有鱼眼等等... [笑cry] Totally Disgusting!所以当肯豆被问到她最不喜欢的Taylor Swift闺蜜团成员是,你们猜她怎么答? tRfMrmg .
[[circles to smell] Kendall Jenner mounted KeDengXiu, two people ask each other very personal question, dont answer is going to eat the same food on the table. Food options are birds, salmon sperm, genitals, and fish eye, etc... [laughing cry] Totally Disgusting! So when Ken bean asked her most dont like Taylor Swift girlfriends group members is, how do you guess her answer? TRfMrmg.]
DealMoon(北美省钱快报)旗下时尚频道。微信公众号:fashionmoon
Hebe田馥甄 Live《黑色柳丁》,卧槽,简直太好听!!tRfUwjxh
[Hebe Tian Fu zhen Live black tangerine, oh my god, almost too good to listen!! tRfUwjxh]
一个萌萌的gif制图匠!每天给你带来最gif的动态图~诚心合作、邀约、投稿
#床上周渝民粉丝投稿# 男朋友太爱占小便宜怎么办?
[Vic Chou fans contribute # # bed boyfriend love of petty gain?]
一个人的兵荒马乱
♡
你可以爱错三五个人渣
但你不能爱一个人渣三五次
走错路可能是运气不好
但总往一个坑里跳就是智障
[♡ < br > < br > you can love wrong scum intimdating crowd scenes like < br > but you cant love a scum times < br > go wrong may be out of luck < br > but always jump in a hole is retarded]
生来偏执 如何折衷________工作交流请联系QQ
好希望有这么一个人。。。[doge]
[Good hope to have such a person... [doge]]
健身女王miuo健身健康指导,添加公众号:miuo(合作Q )
每当夜深人静的时候,我都会这样问自己[拜拜]
[Whenever the dead of night, I asked myself [bynum]]
关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你推广合作加QQ:
【图解种鸡尾酒的炫酷调法】哈哈,快来一杯!!!get√
[【 graphic cocktail cool tones method 】 ha ha, quick drink!!! The get tick]
《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志,提倡日常生活中的实用搭配,自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 mina
我前面刚到家,coco跷脚了!一踮一踮的来迎接我,我想不会摔到哪里了?她可怜巴巴的看着我,捏了捏四个脚她都不叫,也不知道是哪个脚脚痛。个么想着下楼去草地上走一圈看看。心里内疚啊,不应该出去喝酒的!谁知道,这个逼!一出电梯脚就瞬间恢复正常!欢脱的跑起来了!感觉自己被一条雪橇犬玩弄了智商
[I just got home, in front of the coco rocker foot! A stand on a stand to meet me, I cant think where is the fall? She looked at me, miserable pinch pinch four feet she didnt call, also dont know is which feet feet hurt. If thinking went downstairs to walk on the grass. Heart guilty ah, should not go out for a drink! Who knows, the force! One foot out of the elevator back to normal instantly! Huan run off! The feeling that he was a husky played the IQ]
徘徊在肚子饿和吃撑了之间
“男票想明年等我就结婚,我该同意吗?”
[Male wants to get married next year, I will, I should agree?]
北美吐槽君旗下频道,专接欧洲吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。 公众号:ouzhoutucao
#汉语之美#【诗经中最美的句话,句句生香】死生契阔,与子成说。执子之手,与子偕老;我心匪石,不可转也。我心匪席,不可卷也……原来语言可以这么精简这么美!
[The beauty of the # # Chinese 【 color 】 the most beautiful words in the book of songs, and nothing but the dead born rich, and the son said. Taking your hand, and son xielao. My heart bandits stone, cannot turn also. My heart bandits, volume and... The original language can streamline so so beautiful!]
报道全球 传播中国
暴露年龄系列!年少时最熟悉的那些神曲!一边哼着听到了最后一秒,满满青春的回忆![心]tRtfpYCj
[Exposure age series! Once the most familiar with the divine comedy! While humming heard the last second, full of memories of youth! [heart] tRtfpYCj]
人生漫漫,道远兮。闲暇时我就是你的最佳伴侣,这里各种口味图解都有,Please 抱紧我!!!合作请私信或Q我:
“在感情上我们都不是好演员
我藏不住喜欢 你演不出热情
谢谢你的微笑
曾经慌乱过我的年华”
[We are not emotionally good actors < br > I couldnt hide like you play the enthusiasm of < br > < br > thank you for your smile once panic my time]
愿深情都会被温柔以待。【欢迎短句、文章投稿】V信:DewAnna
当你喜欢上一个对你没意思的人怎么办?这个视频句句精辟,快来学学!tRLmWMJ
[When you like a boring to you? The video sentence incisive, quick to learn! tRLmWMJ]
我就是我,颜 射 不一样的我!!广告合作QQ联系:
出轨,难道真是天下男人都会犯的错?非也!要论出轨的本事,天赋,需求与技巧?女人才会是大内高手!为啥被媒体抓包的总是男人多?说不定只是因为女人都是藏得更深的智慧犯?姐妹们当自强!咱就该做个随时有条件出轨的女人,我若没出轨,不是我不能,而是我不想,是因为我爱你!点进看文章吧~
[Cheating, isnt it was a man all make mistake? Not too! No cheating skill, talent, demand and skills? Women are ouchi masters! Why was caught by the media is always more than men? Maybe just because women are hidden deeper wisdom made? The sisters when self-improvement! Za a derailed conditions at any time to do a woman, if I didnt cheat, is not I cant, but I dont want to, because I love you! Point. Lets go to see the article ~]
台灣知名女主持,“非常完美”情感導師,頒獎晚會,商演活動主持女王,“美麗俏佳人”主持,工作聯絡+康小姐nancykou@yahoo.tw
对于假货老子真是操碎了心!到这点才吃饭[悲伤]能不能不要“偷”啊!!!能不能不要连TM照片标题都偷啊!你们说谎不心虚啊!海关扣你大爷啊扣!商量了一晚上对策!启动法务团队全面打假!!!我真的生气了!
[For fake Lao tze fuck broken heart! Can eat until this [sad] dont steal!!!!!! Can you dont even steal TM image title! You lie not guilty! The customs buckle buckle you big ye! To discuss the countermeasures for the night! Start the legal team comprehensive anti-counterfeiting!!!!!! Im really angry!]
七十多年前卓别林第一部有声电影中的一段演讲,配上如今的画面,依旧令人深思。 tRffQsS
[Chaplin, more than seventy years ago the first sound film to be a speech, deserve to go up now, still ponder. tRffQsS]
看的了小清新,玩的转重口味!关注我,每日电影资源不断!你又在看我微博。合作QQ
林俊杰查房PDD,看骚猪直播LOL时唱自己的歌。这恐怕是JJ的歌被黑的最惨的一次![笑cry]tRfIpAs
[Jj Lin rounds PDD, watching live SAO pig LOL sing their own songs. Im afraid that is JJs song is black the worst time! [laughing cry] tRfIpAs]
私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧!欢迎私信吐槽!【注:出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处,如需@ 你请注明】
我的三张单幅(两张纽约时报一张联合国)加两组系列(hello kongzi!和explore杂志老人系列)入选了今年的美国插画协会年鉴及展览的editorial插画类,广告等。每次投这个比赛就像一年的总结 今年最大的进步就是能够入选editorial类别!
[My three singles (two seats on the New York times, a United Nations) plus two series (hello kongzi! And explore the old series) have been named in this years American illustrator association yearbook and exhibition of the editorial illustration, advertising, etc. Every time this game as the summary of the year This years biggest progress is to be able to in the editorial category!]
漫友文化签约作者 LISK 业务联系EMAIL:comicfans@qq TEL:-或-
美女爆笑演唱《姐是老中医》,哈哈哈哈要被这歌洗脑了[doge] tRGmwwlz
[Beauty to laugh and sing the elder sister is an old Chinese medicine, ha ha ha ha to be this song brainwashed doge tRGmwwlz]
关注搞笑君,拯救不开心。 ค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้合作推广+QQ
一个视频告诉你,为什么成龙的奥斯卡拿的实至名归![good] tRfWrcn
[Why a video to tell you, Jackie chans Oscar take it! [good] tRfWrcn]
你又在看我微博。合作QQ
我有六块钱买了一只小魔兽回来七块钱卖了出去
八块钱再买回来 九块钱又卖了出去
问我赚了多少钱
[I bought a small six dollars back seven dollars sold of warcraft < br > eight dollars and buy back Nine dollars and sold < br > asked me how much money]
熊猫TV主播,房间号 晚上八点直播
愿有人不怕天黑和鬼,只怕你心酸皱眉,想要踏踏实实找个人一起生活,你喜欢他,他喜欢你,没有秘密,没有出轨,没有不开心,性格可以磨合,习惯不一样可以适应,只要都有一颗一直走下去的决心就好,不求大富大贵,但愿温暖如春。
[May someone not afraid of dark and ghosts, but you sad frown, want steadfastly to seek personal life together, you like him, he likes you, there is no secret, no cheat, no happy, personality can be adjust, different habits can adapt, as long as have a determination to go good, not how great your, I wish warm.]
“ 好老公不会不请自来,财富也不会从天而降,事业更不会凭空而至!【q q】
謝謝過路或同路的你也還在。
[谢谢过度路或该路底的回收。]
很高很强大的松树,也有很矮很可笑的时候(^ν^)
不要跟眼界不一样的人争辩。
[Dont argue with sight is not the same person.]
有没有那么一句话,会让你突然想起我?
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