“因为我吃火锅吃了碗米饭男友要和我分手”
[Because I ate a bowl of rice a boyfriend to eat hot pot and I broke up]
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岳云鹏：我的眼睛这么小这么丑，为什么老天爷还不放过我的眼睛，干眼症严重影响了我的生活，眼珠子和眼皮中间有一层泪液是湿润眼睛用的，就那一层东西我基本都没有了，我以为哭出来眼睛会舒服，我每天都想不开心的事，每天看悲情电影，每天听哀伤的故事，眼泪确实在打转的时候最舒服，可医生说那样会让干眼症更
[My eyes so small so ugly, why god dont let my eyes, my life has been affected by the dry eyes, blue eyes and his eyelids middle there is a layer of tears wet eyes, is that a layer of something I dont have the basic, I thought she would be comfortable cry my eyes, I cant think happy things every day, every day watching sad movies, listen to the sad story, every day tears indeed most comfortable in the block, but the doctor said it would make a dry eyes]
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疗心恋人：真正的放弃从来都是无声无息
不删你好友不拖进黑名单不会把备注改回原来的名字 看到你过得好可以毫不犹豫点个赞 即便路上再碰见也可以恰到好处的微笑
只是自己心里清楚 我们不会再热络地聊天到深夜 不会因为
[The real give up is always silent < br > dont delete your friends dont dragged into the blacklist will not change my note back to its original name Have a good see you can not hesitate to point a praise Even if the road met again smile can also be proper < br > just clear in my mind We will no longer warm to chat late into the night Not because]
坚强的人是会哭，但不会认输
AngelinaZhaoooo：你们说我老是回黑粉不回水军，想想是我不对，这条微博下面每个评论我都尽量回，现在开始，回到我睡觉。[心]
[You said I dont always back to black powder to water army, I think is wrong, this tweet every comment I back as far as possible, now, go back to my bed. [heart]]
徘徊在肚子饿和吃撑了之间
Houson猴姆：【猴姆独家】《自杀小队》首曝加长片段！哈莉·奎茵回忆起了追小丑的过程！她骑着摩托一路追赶，然后有个超帅的跳车动作！小丑一副不耐烦的表情不得不停下来！莱托少爷Jared Leto的表情好丰富！！[色][酷][亲亲]tRfzEIh
[The monkeys sole 】 the first exposure of suicide squads extended pieces! Halle KuiYin recalls the process of chasing the clown! She rode a motorcycle chase all the way, and then have a super handsome trip action! The clown look so impatient had to stop! Leto master Jared dojdlivoe-leto wonders look very rich!! [color] [cool] [kiss] tRfzEIh]
这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！
一起神回复：#神回卧谈会# 吐槽抠门男朋友，你们交往过抠门的对象吗？
[# # god back into slumber will ridicule stingy boyfriend, your contacts too stingy?]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
人民网：【你知道的都是我想让你知道的】刑侦专家李昌钰VS读心专家松明！这场大神之间的博弈难分胜负，再次诠释什么叫挑战不可能！tRfPYMvZ @CCTV挑战不可能
[【 you know is I want you to know that the forensic expert Henry lee VS read heart experts pine torches! A dead heat of the game between the great god, interpretations of what is challenge the impossible again! TRfPYMvZ @ CCTV to challenge the impossible]
报道全球 传播中国
揭秘那些破事儿：你们最近循环听的一首歌是？
[You have listened to a song?]
专门揭秘那些破事儿，欢迎各位私信爆料。
神奇的美帝：真人版《美女与野兽》放出完整版预告啦，Emma Watson简直美哭。（Youtube） tRfZqSR .
[Live-action beauty and the beast out full trailer, Emma Watson, crying. TRfZqSR (Youtube).]
在这里分享和传递各种神奇事——虽然美国人民欢乐多，但憋不住也会报报别国的内容！奋斗！>_<
韩路-：我觉得开始那个老师，应该我演啊。韩老尸啊~~~ tRfzIY
[I think to the teacher, should I play. Korea LaoShi ah ~ ~ ~ tRfzIY]
前：汽车之家总编辑，-年。 现：斯帕克科技创始人CEO。公司业务：X兴趣社区，及智能硬件。
CP少女头像：“真正的放下，是一种怎样的体验？答：洗澡的时候不会再擦擦手回她消息了。”
[Really put down, is a kind of what kind of experience? A the shower wont wipe your hands back to her the news.]
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电影图解师：#深夜聊电影# 说一部无论看多少次都能让你感动的电影～[哆啦A梦花心]
[# chat late night movie # said that no matter how many times to see can let you touched of movie ~ [doraemon flower heart]]
电影图解师 各种口味都有 欢迎投稿！
大欧洲吐槽君：“外国人真的性和爱能分开谈吗？”
[Foreigners really sex and love can separate talk?]
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韩国me2day：【tvcast】宇宙大明星#金希澈# 见到#Momo平井桃# shy shy shy!小鸟依人的投入徐章勋怀抱人家没化妆啦~[羞嗒嗒] →tRfzEGZ
[The big star tvcast 】 【 # # # # sj see Momo flat peach well shy shy shy! Xu Zhangxuns arms bird hanging the somebody else not makeup ~ [shame clicking] - > tRfzEGZ]
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这微博笑死我了：这是谁家的小妖精啊？一股网红范~
[Who is this of goblins? The red van ~ a net]
感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）
张晓晗Oliver：希望有隔空拥抱传送机，让此时此刻对我回“我还好，你放心。”，却在偷偷难过的你感觉到，我在拥抱你，像上次告别时那天，不同的是，我们从未分开过。
[Hope to have a hug from a distance transfer machine, have at the moment to return my Im ok, you rest assured. , but in secretly sad you feel, I am in embrace you, like the last goodbye that day, the difference is, we never separate.]
卖自己的小女孩，讲故事的小火柴。工作室邮箱：s@somitech，企鹅母众号：银河系会玩。
搭配师林欣：女生在成长过程中必须时刻牢记的件事，共勉~[心]
[Girls must always bear in mind that in the process of growth of thing, ~ [heart]]
你身边的女装搭配师
LifeTime：川普不搞“小圈子”。川普的个性就是唯我独尊，无论是做生意，还是交朋友，说翻脸就翻脸。但是，川普总是向自己的利益低头。他没有长期合伙人，告他或被他告的合伙人倒是非常多。只有那些喜欢“小圈子”的政客才会一条道儿走到黑。从川普用人可以验证，本周还会公布财长提名。坏，他坏不到哪儿去。[钱]
[Trump no circle. Trumps personality is just me, whether to do business, or making friends, said turned against turned against it. But always trump bow to their own interests. He had no long-term partner, tell him or by his partner is very much. Only those politicians who like small circle Vivian a walk to black. From the trump of choose and employ persons can verify, finance ministers nominated would be announced this week. Bad, he are bad. [money]]
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365个旅行攻略：如果你想跟一个人结婚，就先跟他去旅行 。你赞同吗？
[If you want to marry a man, just to go on a trip with him first. Do you agree?]
۩۞۩不一样的梦想，不一样的旅行，不一样的人生。你又在看我微博。
我的現任是個2B：对不起没忍住哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Im sorry didnt endure ha ha ha ha ha ha]
歡迎私信投稿吐槽你家的B 节操是什么 我不懂！！！
如何逼疯你老公：“你长得丑 又不会化妆 还胖 要是还不会笑 那真的没救了”
[Youre ugly Dont make up Also fat If still do not laugh It didnt really saved]
一起来逼疯自己的老公吧（合作请私信）
新浪财经：【贾跃亭反思蒙眼狂奔 乐视不烧钱了将会怎么办？】除宣布将刹车检修，贾跃亭还表示并不意味战略会改变。一家公司在高速增长过程中很多问题会被掩盖；但一旦速度慢下来，问题也会接连浮出水面。“乐视没有中间状态，拒绝平庸，要么伟大，要么死亡。”这一次，会迎来怎样的结局呢？tRfqeOQT
[【 Jia Yueting reflection zooming blindfolded Letv not burn money will be how to do? Announced in addition to the brake maintenance, Jia Yueting said doesnt mean strategy change. A company a lot of problems in the process of rapid growth will be cover; But once the speed slow down, the problem will be emerged in succession. Letv no middle state, refused to mediocrity, or great, or die. This time, how come the end of the? tRfqeOQT]
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再看我就上你了：自以为是真是个坏毛病
比如我现在写下了这句话告诉你们
[Thinks himself is really a bad habit < br > as I wrote down this sentence tell you now]
我不是一个有趣的人
全球热门搜罗：川普的总统座驾，简直！！！tRfGEki
[Trumps car, absolutely!!!!!! tRfGEki]
每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君
Houson猴姆：Fashion Joanne！Lady Gaga登上《Harpers BAZAAR》杂志月号封面及写真极清美图大赏！这些完全可以当新专辑的写真嘛~~[酷][亲亲][色]
[Fashion Joanne! Lady Gaga graced the Harpers BAZAAR magazine month cover and photo very clear temptation is great reward. These can work as a photo of the new album ~ ~ [cool] [kiss] [color]]
这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！
兔主席：兔主席发表文章：《从Trump选举谈到华人的种族主义的泛滥及其根源初探》。认为：一、华人社会按照主流西方观点判定，是种族主义的，或者说有强烈种族或文化偏见的。二、对这种种族主义的根源做了一个粗略的分析。（世纪以降的近代历史、当代政治）。 tRfzelw
[Rabbit, chairman of the published article from Trump election about Chinese flood movement and the causes of racism. Think first, Chinese society according to the mainstream western point of view, is a racist, or has a strong ethnic or cultural bias. Second, to the roots of racism do a rough analysis. In modern history, contemporary politics (century). tRfzelw]
大历史。大社会。 独立。理性。批判。建设。
安普若-外号安校长：二等公民的说法就是中国爱国贼的伟大发明。tRfzmf
[Second-class citizen is Chinas patriotic thief great inventions. tRfzmf]
写八卦和《熏火记》那人，人送外号“华尔街的文艺青年”、“金融界的影视制片”。
贴吧君：晚上点跑完步之后就一直没吃东西，刚回家路过门口，旁边夜宵摊在炒粉……真的好香啊
[Night after running, point has been didnt eat, just go home through the door, next to the night snack booth in Fried powder... Really good sweet!]
分享贴吧有趣的东西，欢迎私信投稿
写给前任的999封情书：有时候真的很喜欢你很想和你在一起
有时候又真的很累很想放弃
可是你偶尔的温柔总会让我觉得
如果我自己放手了多可惜
所以就为了一点不知道存在不存在的喜欢
等了好久好久 可是后来 我终于明白
有时候 有些人 有些事
我们除了说再见 别无选择。[悲伤]
[Sometimes really like you very want to with you < br > sometimes very tired really want to give up < br > but you occasionally gentle always makes me feel < br > if I let go its a pity to < br > so there does not exist for the sake of a little dont know like < br > and so on for a long time for a long time But then I am finally understand < br > sometimes some people some things < br > we have no choice but to say goodbye. [sad]]
你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ
沈肯尼_London：我睡不着[悲伤]
[I cant sleep [sad]]
幸运的普通人，欢迎指教。个人品牌：kenneth-london.taobao 工作：dear_quintus@foxmail
人气女王说话术：不管走在何处，我们都不要迷失自己。一片落叶渲染了秋色，一季落花沧桑了流年。时光，浓淡相宜；人心，远近相安。无论走到哪里，都应该记住，过去都是假的，回忆是一条没有尽头的路，一切以往的春天都不复存在，就连那最坚韧而又狂乱的爱情归根结底也不过是一种转瞬即逝的现实。
[No matter go where, we all dont lost yourself. Render a fallen leaf of autumn, a season out of the vicissitudes of the time. Time, shade fitting for; The heart, far and near with peace. Wherever she went, should remember, the past are false, memory is an endless road, all the previous spring, even the most tenacious and frenzy of love in the end is just a fleeting reality.]
口才并不是一种天赋的才能，它是靠刻苦训练得来的！Q Q
我的女友爱囤货：想开一家小店，荒渡余生。
[Would like to open a small shop, waste to the rest of my life.]
一个爱囤囤囤又经常吃土的少女 约吗？💄公 众 号IDthj
18姐微博：卧槽，听过这首歌的举个手，太魔性了，中学时代记忆！[泪流满面]tRcbWvxz
[Oh my god, heard this song for a hand, too ones, the high school memories! TRcbWvxz [with]]
(ˊᗜˋ*)و 看到别人家的喵就想抱走
Luv_DC：【Pic】Lady Gaga登上《时尚芭莎》美国版最新一期封面及写真释出！
[[Pic] Lady Gaga bazaar American version of the latest issue of the cover and to write out the interpretation.]
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